Super God: I, who cultivates immortality every day, join the chat group

Chapter 304: Abandoned Emperor Ying Zheng, Shi Hao Pees Against the Devil Boy Nezha
Chat group, virtual space.

When he heard the drone, Thanos realized that he had been fooled by Tony Stark. It was a shame that the King of Titans was defeated by special effects and ruthlessness.

But it only took a moment for Thanos to realize it.

Even without these special effects drones, he was no match for Stark in terms of physical strength alone, and was beaten unilaterally by the opponent.

"Tony, give me some of your drones." Ye Fan said.

Although he could use his future self to make himself visible to others, he still felt that Tony's drone technology seemed better and he could edit it however he wanted.

"No problem, we are all brothers." Tony said with a smile.

With Stark Group's industrial efficiency, it can produce one million drones or even more in a day.

"Wow, what a great idea." Wang Wu said.

"Tsk, it's all flashy and fake." Tushan Yaya said.

"You guys really know how to play. I'm impressed." said Sun Wukong.

"It doesn't matter whether it's true or not. The main thing is that it can fool people. And there's no loss. The newcomer Thanos was frightened by Tony's magic of heaven and earth." Ye Fan said.

“……”Thanos.

"Okay, except Tony and Thanos have resolved their grudge. Is there anyone else who wants to try a duel?" Xu Yi said.

As he spoke, Xu Yi looked at Ye Fan, Wang Wu, Morax, Qian Renxue, Han Li and others.

Ye Fan shook his head and said, "I don't need it. If I really want to hone myself, I will go to the Life Forbidden Zone and find a few Supreme Ancient Emperors to play Landlords."

"I have already become an immortal." Qian Renxue said.

"I want to buy some osmanthus flowers and carry them with wine, but it's too late. Young people should enjoy themselves! I am old now, so I should give the opportunity to the young people." said Morax.

Han Li frowned, feeling something was wrong, and stood silently behind everyone to reduce his presence.

Duel, what duel, that's impossible!

Isn't it nice to take pills and cultivate immortality? Those who only know how to fight are reckless, and cultivating immortality depends on wisdom and experience.

"King Di Xin of Shang, are you interested in a discussion?" Ying Zheng said, his eyes deep and revealing a look of great interest.

Facing the challenge from another king, Emperor Xin, as the king of men, naturally would not refuse. Instead, he said enthusiastically:
"Good! This is a good opportunity for me to see the strength of you, the king of the future generations."

From the brief exchange before, Emperor Xin knew that Ying Zheng in front of him would be the king about eight or nine hundred years later, so he looked at him differently.

"One is the King of Shang, and the other is the King of Qin! This competition will definitely be very interesting." Ye Fan said.

"Yes, it is my honor to witness the confrontation between two human kings in Chinese history." Zhang Sanfeng said.

"I remember that King Zhou Di Xin in history was not a great tyrant?" said Little Huang Rong.

"Well, he is indeed a tyrant. But there are too many parallel universes, with the same history but different stories." said the Bad Leader.

"History books are written by the victors. How many people know the true history?" Xu Yi said.

"The group leader is right, ahem, so I usually only read unofficial history." Ye Fan said with a smile.

"Then your unofficial history may be really unofficial. As far as I know, Emperor Ye Tian is facing a dispute over falsifying academic qualifications." Xu Yi said.

"It's a rumor, absolutely a rumor. How is this possible?" Ye Fan was shocked and his face was full of astonishment.

"Hahaha." Tushan Yaya held her stomach and laughed.

"No way, Brother Ye, you faked your academic qualifications?" Luo Feng said seriously.

“……”Ye Fan.

When Emperor Xin heard everyone's evaluation of him being a tyrant, he was confused but did not show any strange expression.

He knows best what kind of king he is. He is not a person who lives in the mouths of others, and his destiny is in his own hands.

Afterwards, Ying Zheng and Emperor Xin disappeared from the audience and appeared on the stage.

The scene on the ring changed, transforming into an ancient and vast battlefield. The ground was covered with dust, many corpses were buried under the yellow sand, and countless swords were stuck in the ground, like a sad song of time slowly opening the curtain.

The two human kings looked at each other without taking any action. However, the majesty between the kings bloomed in the air, and the wind surged between heaven and earth, and dark clouds gathered!

Faintly, a flaming black bird with its wings spread appeared in the sky behind Emperor Xin, while a dark black dragon shadow appeared in the sky behind Ying Zheng!
Roar!
The two ancient beasts roared and continuously released a terrifying aura and pressure, causing the entire space to vaguely distort.

Ying Zheng's blood slowly began to burn and boil. It had been a long time since he met such an interesting and powerful opponent, of course not counting the perverted group members.

Ever since he obtained the martial arts inheritance from Emperor Qi Tian, ​​coupled with the opportunities provided by the chat group, his strength had long since reached the point of being invincible in his own world, invincible in the world, and was still improving.

To be honest, Ying Zheng didn't even know what level his strength had reached.

After all, he had absorbed and refined a lot of the essence and blood of the supreme being. Even if it was only a little bit, it was a heaven-defying opportunity.

Similarly, Emperor Xin felt a long-lost thrill. The human in front of him was obviously a powerful being.

At least apart from the gods in his own world, Ying Zheng is the strongest human being he has ever seen.

auditorium.

"Xu Yi, who do you think is stronger, Ying Zheng or Emperor Xin?" Qian Renxue asked curiously.

"Yes, group leader. And what is the origin of this Emperor Xin? He is obviously not the King of Shang we know. Could it be that he is from the worldview of Fairy Yunxiao?" Ye Fan said.

"In my world, the current King Shang is a king who works hard to govern the country." Yunxiao said.

Before the Nuwa Palace incident, Emperor Xin's influence among the human race was unstoppable. Princes from all over the world submitted to him one after another, and even ordinary monsters did not dare to offend this emperor.

"The newcomer Emperor Xin has no connection with the Conferred Gods, it's just the same history. The gods and Buddhas in the sky have become a group of gods who can control the power of heaven and earth." Xu Yi said.

"God? How strong is he?" Ye Fan asked.

"It's okay, but it's still unattainable for mortals." Xu Yi said.

"Could it be a derivative world like A Chinese Odyssey?" Ye Fan guessed.

"Yeah." Xu Yi nodded.

"From this perspective, the First Emperor has a great chance of winning," said Yuan Tiangang.

"Yes, I remember that the First Emperor inherited the legacy of Emperor Qi Tian. This Emperor Qi Tian was the God of War, the God of Heaven, and invincible in the world." Li Chungang said.

"Inheritance is inheritance, and Ying Zheng is not the Abandoned Emperor. There is still a gap between the two! And this Emperor Xin is not an ordinary person. When he was young, he was brave enough to defeat thousands of men and had infinite strength." Xu Yi said.

"Group leader, although Emperor Xin is gifted, the gap between him and the First Emperor is too big." Ye Fan said.

"Look at the armor on Emperor Xin's body. That is not ordinary armor." Xu Yi reminded.

"What? Is this an iron armor? It has high technology support." Tony teased.

"Hahaha, don't be too outrageous." Ye Fan said with a smile on his face, not dying of laughter.

“……”Thanos.

"This item is called Phoenix Armor, and inside it lives the mythical beast Phoenix. When man and armor become one, one can use the power of the Phoenix." Xu Yi explained.

"Phoenix? Is it very powerful?" Qian Renxue asked.

"That depends on who you're competing with!"

As Xu Yi spoke, he immediately generalized Emperor Xin’s worldview.

“In Emperor Xin’s world, there exists an ancient god named Black Dragon, also known as Tian.

As the name suggests, the black dragon is a member of the dragon clan and the most skilled fighter among the dragon clan. It has been fighting with the Hades clan, driving them to a barren land and killing many of their ancient gods.

However, the gods were afraid of the black dragon's power and kidnapped and even killed the black dragon's wife, the white dragon.

This action angered the Black Dragon, who in a rage destroyed the Gods and killed Pangu, their leader.

In the years that followed, in order to better control the heaven and earth, new gods and humans were created.

However, the black dragon is fickle and has created and destroyed the world three times in the past 100,000 years, which is now the time period.

Six hundred years ago, in order to rebel against the heaven, the Phoenix challenged the Black Dragon, the master of the Gods, and was killed after a fierce battle.

But the Phoenix only needs a little ashes to rise from the ashes.

Immortality is her characteristic, and her strength increases with each resurrection.

Also six hundred years ago, when King Tang of Shang attacked Xia, the King of Shang passed by Xiqi and encountered the dying phoenix that was injured by the sky.

Emperor Xin's ancestor Cheng Tang felt pity for the bird and decided to save it. He let the phoenix's soul live in the armor he was wearing to share its essence, blood and spirit.

At the same time, Cheng Tang and the phoenix became close friends who shared life and death together, and with the secret help of the phoenix, Cheng Tang successfully defeated the Xia people and established the Great Shang Kingdom.

After Cheng Tang's death, the Phoenix Armor was regarded as a taboo by later generations. Because they were afraid of being discovered by the gods, they sealed it in the deepest royal dungeon.

Hundreds of years later, Emperor Xin came to the dungeon and found the Phoenix Armor. He was the second person willing to share his life with the Phoenix! "

After Xu Yi finished speaking, everyone had different expressions. They didn't expect that there was such a connection between them.

"Because this is in the chat group space, Emperor Xin can maximize the power of the phoenix without caring about the loss of vitality. So Ying Zheng may be facing a living phoenix." Xu Yi said.

"My blood is boiling." Wang Wu exclaimed.

"Indeed." The Bad Leader nodded. He didn't expect that Da Shang had such a thrilling story.

Arena.

Both Ying Zheng and Emperor Xin concentrated their power to the peak, reaching an unparalleled level.

what!
With a roar, the two men rushed towards each other like wild beasts.

There are no fancy magical powers, no exaggerated dazzling special effects, it is simply a game and entanglement between flesh and flesh.

boom…

The two men rushed towards each other, colliding their fists. With the two of them as the center, the ground exploded, smoke and dust were stirred, and streams of air wrapped around the two of them, roaring through the sky like a tornado.

The muscles on Emperor Xin's arms outside his armor bulged with blue veins, a scarlet light continued to spread, and his long hair danced like a god or demon, extremely domineering.

Ying Zheng's black robe fluttered, his eyes flashed with lightning, his aura was as powerful as a rainbow, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he looked evil, charming and arrogant.

boom!
After the simple clash of power, the two men each retreated and fought together once again. Each move was simple and unpretentious, but without any flaws, and each blow was just right.

This primitive battle looks exhilarating and amazing.

"What a pleasure!" Ying Zheng laughed loudly.

"Have fun, come again!"

Emperor Xin leaped suddenly, his entire body flying into the air, red flames burning on both sides of his spine. With the naked eye, a pair of wings made of phoenix feathers grew out, carrying an eternal flame!
Two scarlet swords appeared out of thin air in his arms and hands. These swords were like blood-drinking knives, constantly absorbing Emperor Xin's blood essence. With the nourishment of the blood essence, the power of the phoenix began to erupt.

With Emperor Xin as the center, the surrounding sky was filled with blazing flames, a firebird howled proudly in the sky, and the earth began to burn.

This is not reality. Emperor Xin does not have to worry about running out of vitality and can use the power of the phoenix without restraint!
"Well done!"

Ying Zheng smiled indifferently, spread his arms, stood on the ground with his feet, his black robe danced wildly, his black hair was like a dragon, and his momentum rose again!
"Extreme Blade!"

Emperor Xin flew quickly, turned into fire and lightning, and arrived in front of Ying Zheng in an instant. He quickly struck with the double-edged swords with the power of the phoenix, and the sword energy was everywhere, like an impenetrable net in the sky and on the earth. The power of each strike was enough to split mountains and rocks, and cause the earth to shake.

"Rebel against the source of magic!"

Ying Zheng waved his hand, guiding the energy of heaven and earth to form a chaotic airflow and a shield of energy that directly repelled Emperor Xin's extreme blade double-sword attack, and also multiplied the sword energy transformed from the power of the fire phoenix and rebounded it.

Emperor Xin was experienced in combat. His immortal wings cut through space, soaring into the sky and avoiding the attacks.

"Hand of God!" Ying Zheng once again mobilized the energy of heaven and earth, controlling the earth, fire, wind and water. Looking up, he saw a surge of shocking energy in the area thousands of miles around, forming a storm of spiritual energy. Along with the power of heaven and earth with lightning and thunder, from the depths of the sky, a black hand of a god or demon reached out to the earth.

In comparison, Emperor Xin's figure seemed extremely small, like an ant, almost negligible.

"Amazing!"

"But I won't lose so easily."

Emperor Xin was not afraid at all. Instead, he was extremely excited. He ignored everything and once again activated the power of the phoenix. The black hair was dyed red by the divine power, and so were his pupils!
The Phoenix armor seemed to come alive, with dense blood lines and veins on its surface, so lifelike and vivid.

Unprecedented power filled Emperor Xin’s body, his double blades were wrapped in immortal flames, and the sword energy kept ringing!
"The power of the Primordial Realm!"

"Fire feathers across the sky!"

Emperor Xin roared, screamed, and fought hard!

The double blades were placed across the chest and swung quickly, and streaks of flames slashed through the air, pointing straight to the sky!
Suddenly, these flames condensed into a phoenix about a hundred feet in length in the air!
The huge phoenix rushed towards the hands of gods and demons as if it had come alive and had a fierce life!

boom!
The two extreme forces merged into a chaos wave that spread to the four poles and swept in all directions. The earth turned into lava, like a spider web splitting apart.

The aftermath of the Phoenix's flames fell to the earth like a meteor shower!
The dim sky was now dyed into a blood-red sky filled with smoke and dust.

auditorium.

"Wow!"

Little Huang Rong opened her mouth wide in amazement. This competition was obviously more entertaining and artistic than the one between Thanos and Tony.

"Are you all immortals? Is this a realm that humans can reach?" Little Huang Rong said.

"Calm down, Sister Rong." Ye Fan said with a smile.

"How can they be so powerful!" Thanos was puzzled and began to doubt his life. Why could humans burst out with such terrifying energy?

"So strong!" Little Stone exclaimed.

"Basic operation."

At some point, the demon boy Nezha, with his hands in the waistband of his trousers, walked up to Xiao Shitou. He looked quite arrogant, especially his dark circles under his eyes were very noticeable.

"Hello." Little Stone said politely.

"Hello." The demon boy Nezha smiled evilly, revealing his big steel teeth that were sharper than those of wild beasts.

“…!” Little Stone.

"So terrifying!" Yun Yun exclaimed.

"The power of the phoenix is ​​indeed extraordinary." said the Bad Commander.

"Awesome!" Wanda gave a thumbs up.

"Six, six, six." said Feng Baobao.

When everyone was sighing, they thought there would be another big battle.

But Emperor Xin and Ying Zheng seemed to have stopped and did not continue.

"King Shang, how about just stop here and call it a day?" Ying Zheng said.

It's just a competition, there's no need to decide the winner or the loser, or life or death.

Moreover, after a brief fight, he almost figured out Emperor Xin's power, which was indeed extraordinary.

"That's enough. OK." Emperor Xin said, his eyes shining with surprise. This ruler of later generations was really good, his strength was rare in the world.

After that, the two disappeared from the ring and reappeared in the audience. They seemed to be on good terms, as if they had met a close friend, and they were in high spirits.

"Emperor Qin Shi Huang, why don't you fight anymore? Everyone is watching." Ye Fan asked.

"Brother Ye, our little fight is not as intense as yours. This competition should just be stopped at the right time." Ying Zheng said.

"The First Emperor is very powerful. If we really fight to the death, I may not be able to survive." Emperor Xin said.

He did not exaggerate. Although his own strength was very strong, the power of the Phoenix depended entirely on his own vitality and soul power. The burden on himself was too great, and he could not be as calm as the First Emperor.

"If we fight to the death, it will be difficult for me to save myself," Ying Zheng said.

"Okay, don't be so modest." Wang Wu said.

"Little Stone, I heard that you are very powerful. How about we have a competition?" Nezha looked very stealthy, with a hint of obscenity in his eyes.

"Okay." Shi Hao agreed without hesitation and without thinking.

No one expected that Ying Zheng and Di Xin had just finished, and Shi Hao and Nezha were also coming.

"It feels great." Nezha said with a smile.

"Xiao Shi, come on. Nezha is not an ordinary person, don't lose face." Ye Fan reminded.

"Okay, I'll try my best." Shi Hao agreed.

Afterwards, Shi Hao and Nezha entered the ring?
"Who do you think is more powerful between these two kids?" Qian Renxue asked.

"If it's the future, it will definitely be Xiaoshi. It's hard to say now because he is a child." Tushan Yaya said.

"Yeah, in the chat group space, you can't ask your future self to play for you." Ye Fan said.

This is Nezha, and no matter which version of Nezha it is, his strength cannot be underestimated.

Apart from the older generation, the most capable fighters among the younger generation are Yang Jian and Nezha, who can be regarded as the most powerful gold medal fighters in the entire heaven.

"Anyway, it's just a competition, let's see, winning or losing is not important." Xu Yi said.

"What the group leader said makes a lot of sense." Qian Renxue agreed.

On the ring, Nezha and Shi Hao looked at each other.

Shi Hao stretched his muscles, eager to try. This was the first time he fought with people of the same age. In the past, his opponents were all ferocious beasts from the wilderness. If he couldn't beat them, he would run away, and if he could beat them, he would stew them.

"Nezha. I'm going to take action." Shi Hao said.

Nezha waved his hand quickly and said:
"Little Stone, fighting is boring. Besides, we don't have to compete in skills here, we can compete in other things."

"Oh? What do you mean?" Shi Hao was puzzled, but still interested.

"How about we have a peeing competition to see who can pee farther, hehe." Nezha said, his smile becoming more and more weird and obscene.

“…” After hearing this, the group members fell silent.

"That's not good. The group members are still watching outside." Xiao Shitou blushed and was still shy, but the eagerness in his eyes betrayed his true thoughts.

For children, seeing who can pee farther is indeed a more realistic way of competition, and it is also very face-saving to brag about it.

When Xiaoshi was in Shi Village, he often competed with Tiezhu and other kids in peeing distance.

"It's not a big problem. At worst I can just turn my back to you. Little Stone, can you do it? If not, forget it. Be a man and be quick." Nezha said.

"Okay." Little Stone agreed.

In fact, it was not a big problem. When he was taking the medicinal bath in Shicun, his body had already been seen.

"Hey, let's get started."

After saying that, Nezha took off his pants, and his little bird-like figure instantly transformed into a big roc spreading its wings.

"Cough cough."

For the sake of the female group members, Xu Yi asked the girl in the group to blur the picture in time.

"Ah, why can't you see clearly? Group leader, there's no need to, they are all children." Wang Wu said.

"Wang Jindan, you are really awesome." Ye Fan said, and at the same time took out his mobile phone to record a video. This is very good material.

"Haha, very interesting. Why didn't I think of that?" Sun Wukong couldn't help himself.

"It's an eyesore." Tushan Yaya was helpless.

"Hahaha, kid." Gray Wolf sneered.

"Tsk! Boring!" said Demon Lord Zunlou.

Xiaoshi also took off his pants and glanced secretly at the audience seats, feeling a little shy.

"You all look about the same age. What did you grow up eating?"

"Drink animal milk." Little Stone said honestly.

"Okay, I'll go back and try it. Then I'll start."

After saying that, Nezha urinated into the wind, directly exceeding ten meters, leaving a perfect parabola in the air.

"Amazing."

Xiaoshi was amazed and immediately exerted force, and easily exceeded ten meters, also forming a perfect parabola.

"Come again!"

Nezha exerted his strength again, and his urine shot from ten meters to fifty meters. All the stones passing by were pierced and shattered with enormous power.

"hiss!"

Xiao Shi felt the pressure, but he still exerted his strength and urinated for 50 meters.

"Hahaha, not bad. Keep going!"

Nezha launched to 100 meters, 200 meters, 300 meters...

Xiao Shi tried hard to keep up and did his best. The pressure was getting greater and greater. He never expected Nezha to be so powerful!
"Old Zhang, has your 100 years of boyhood skills gone this far?"

The bad commander was silent and looked at Zhang Sanfeng leisurely.

"Without the help of true Qi, it's probably fifty meters at most. You are still young after all!" Zhang Sanfeng sighed.

"Damn, fifty meters! Master Sanfeng, are you so powerful?" Ye Fan was surprised.

"I'm so envious. If I hadn't fused with Superman's genes and other things, I would have peed my shoes." Tony said helplessly. After all, when people reach middle age, many things are helpless and it's all tears if they talk too much.

“……”Ye Fan.

“……”Female group member.

"Nezha is a gifted little guy. He can actually pee hundreds of meters away." Sun Wukong covered his eyes, unable to bear to watch.

"Yeah, it's outrageous." Wang Wu laughed.

"Tsk tsk, this kid has great potential." Xu Yi said with a smile.

"I won't admit defeat. I can be even stronger."

Xiao Shitou's stubborn and unyielding will emerged, and he broke the 300 meters, 500 meters, and 800 meters again!

This time it was Nezha's turn to feel the pressure. He burst out with all his strength, and his urine was like a rocket, directly breaking through a thousand meters and piercing the sky!
"!!" Xiaoshi.

"It was such a satisfying peeing battle!" The demon boy Nezha breathed a sigh of relief, with a big smile on his face.

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