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Chapter 303: Cyber ​​Immortal: Law of Heaven and Earth, Shi Hao's Fat Girl

boom!
The scorching scarlet rays cut through the infinite sky like a meteor, and slammed heavily into the surface of Thanos's alloy sword. Sparks flew for a moment, and the powerful impact force even knocked the invincible Thanos away.

Thanos' body rolled continuously like a ball after falling to the ground, but he was a veteran after all.

Taking advantage of an opening, he thrust the broadsword into the ground to relieve the force and stabilize his body.

At the same time, he stared at Tony Stark with a look of shock on his face.

Why can this human shoot lasers from his eyes?
He glanced at the double-edged sword in his hand and saw that the part that had touched the laser had already been burned and cracked.

This knife is made of uru metal, which is a very strong metal in the entire universe. It is made of the same material as Thor's hammer and can even chop through vibranium.

But his defense was broken by a laser. You can imagine how powerful Tony's heat ray is.

This was because Tony restrained his energy and did not burst out with maximum output, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.

"A method left behind by the gods?" Thanos pondered.

As a branch of the Eternals, the Titans naturally know the secrets of the Gods.

Many years ago, when human civilization was just beginning.

That was an era when people still ate raw meat and drank blood. The gods once came to Earth and conducted research on the transformation of humans, but they did not obtain satisfactory test subjects, so they left the planet.

And those humans who have been transformed have awakened extraordinary abilities. Through continuous reproduction, even if the genes of future generations are diluted, there are always some lives that suddenly awaken extraordinary powers.

Apparently, Thanos thinks Tony Stark is a mutated version of the latter.

"Hehe, but Stark, do you think you can defeat the great Titan with this?"

The next second, Thanos attacked again, his entire body burst forward at an extremely fast speed, as if he had teleported, and the ground beneath his feet exploded.

He swung with a double-edged sword, and each blow looked so dangerous and powerful.

Even so, it's child's play in Tony's eyes now.

After all, he is an old member of the chat group. If he still can't play Thanos, he might as well find a piece of tofu and hit himself to death.

Even in his normal state, Thanos can beat the Hulk, who has super strength, speed, and endurance, just like a war machine.

But is Tony still the same Tony as at the beginning?
Although his abilities initially came from Compound No. 5, this potion was constantly optimized, with the addition of the Supreme Gene, Light Gene, and Superman Gene, and it already had unlimited potential.

With super vision, Thanos' movements were as slow as a turtle and full of flaws.

Tony was too lazy to dodge and decided to test out his current physical strength.

Thanos didn't expect Tony to suddenly stop moving. Driven by inertia, the double-edged sword hit the middle area of ​​Tony's forehead.

clang!
There was a crisp sound of metal clashing, and the horrific recoil force made Thanos's palm numb. This time, the double-edged machete was directly broken into four or five pieces by Tony's head.

And there was really no trace left on Tony's face, not even the skin was broken.

"Wang Defa?" Thanos looked puzzled and subconsciously shocked.

It's okay if your eyes shoot lasers, but why are you still so stubborn?

His double-edged sword can even directly dismantle a spaceship.

"That's it?" Tony scoffed.

In fact, with the fusion of various god-level genes, Tony's body may be harder than Superman's.

Although he did not follow the cultivation system, the active cells in the supreme flesh and blood genes had been optimized and simulated and fused successfully. When the physical strength of the fantasy system was added to this, it was a new chemical reaction.

"What kind of monster are you?" said Thanos.

"As you can see, Purple Potato Spirit. I am a human being, I am Iron Man." Tony said.

"..."

Even though his weapons were destroyed, Thanos would not admit defeat. These two words were not in his dictionary. He immediately assumed a military boxing stance, ready for hand-to-hand combat.

Seeing this, Tony was even more delighted. He stepped on the seven stars, embraced the sky and the moon with his arms, and said:
"Tai Chi Tony Stark!"

“?” Thanos.

"Uh..." Zhang Sanfeng.

In the audience, there was a moment when Sanfeng Zhenren really wanted to call the police.

You have already taken the super power route, so why do you still need these few tricks of yours?
It really is like using a small knife to cut the butt. It really opens my eyes!

"Hahaha!" Ye Fan burst into laughter.

"Tony is very good at applying what he has learned." said the Bad Leader.

"Six." Feng Baobao gave a thumbs up.

"Why are the eyes emitting light?" Little Huang Rong asked curiously.

"Because the eyes can emit light." Bai Yuekui walked over and said lightly.

"Oh." Little Huang Rong nodded, seeming to understand something.

"..." Xu Yi was silent. They really were the ones who dared to say what they said and believed what they said.

"It looks amazing." Little Stone looked excited.

"Calm down, calm down. What's that? It's just basic training!" Ye Fan said.

"Really?" Little Stone was still excited.

“Is this the young version of Emperor Huang Tian?” Wang Wu walked over and found that Xiao Shitou was quite cute, with delicate features and harmless appearance.

"What Emperor Huangtian?" Little Stone wondered.

"It's okay, don't worry about it. Wang Jindan just likes to talk nonsense." Ye Fan said.

"..."Wang Wu.

Little Stone looked at Wang Wu, and his face turned slightly red because Wang Wu had such a good figure.

Wang Wu is an experienced person and said in disbelief:
"Little Stone, can't I tell? Although you are younger, I didn't expect you to be such a pervert. Tell me, were you fantasizing about this swordsman just now?"

"Outrageous." Ye Fan really admired Wang Wu's way of thinking.

With Xiaoshi's brain, and he's so young, how could he have such trembling thoughts!
It’s not as delicious as roasting a ferocious beast!

Upon hearing this, Little Stone replied: "Sister, what is YY?"

"..."Wang Wu.

"Then why are you staring at Wang Jindan, Little Stone?" Ye Fan said.

Little Stone smiled shyly, his eyes sparkling, and replied:
"I've never seen such a plump and beautiful fat girl. Even Erya from our village is not as fat as her sister. And the village chief said that fat girls with big butts are easier to give birth to."

"Fat girl? Huh?"

Wang Wu was petrified on the spot, as if he had been hit by tens of thousands of critical hits in an instant, and the light in his eyes slowly dissipated.

"Hahaha!" Ye Fan laughed so hard that tears were about to flow down.

As expected of Huang, he is the only one who can say such reasonable words, which cannot be refuted.

The group members tried to hold back their laughter, and no one was as unscrupulous as Ye Fan.

No matter what, we have to give Wang Wu some face.

"Xiao Shitou, I see that you have amazing talents. Do you want to be my little brother?" Tushan Yaya asked with a smile.

Shi Hao glanced at Tushan Yaya and muttered quietly, "Another little fat girl."

"..."Tushan Yaya was petrified on the spot.

"Six." Feng Baobao gave Shi Hao a thumbs up.

At the same time, the battle situation on the ring was basically one-sided, and Thanos was beaten by Tony using Tai Chi.

Tony perfectly demonstrated the meaning of beating someone like hanging a painting. Thanos was being ravaged and beaten by Tony like a toy, and he had little power to resist.

Although Tony does not understand Tai Chi, the artificial intelligence of the Iron Armor can analyze it, derive Tai Chi models, and use artificial intelligence to assign postures to perform the most reasonable and efficient movements.

Bang!
Tony used a crane-like swing to throw the poor Thanos out. His eyes were dull and his gaze was distracted. He no longer had the energy and spirit he had at the beginning. Even in a physical fight, he was not as good as an ordinary earthling? A weak human!
What went wrong!
In fact, Thanos is not weak at all. As the most perfect Titan, he is very powerful.

Even without the Infinity Gems and gloves, his physical output alone is enough to crush the original Tony, Captain America and Thor at the same time!

Although Thor was in a bad state during that period, his strength should not be underestimated.

After beating up Thanos, Tony felt very happy and refreshed, and said:
"After all, I'm not your Iron Man. Just admit defeat. That's it."

Thanos slowly stood up, his eyes dark from being beaten, and said:
"A king cannot be humiliated. The honor of a soldier is to die on the battlefield and shed his last drop of blood."

"Ok."

"I didn't want to use this trick, but now is a good time for you to experience the latest masterpiece of the greatest inventor of the 21st century!"

Tony raised his arms high, as if accepting the cheers and worship from hundreds of millions of viewers, with an expression of enjoyment and arrogance, and said loudly:
"ladies and gentlemen!"

"Next, please watch the Law of Heaven and Earth that belongs exclusively to Iron Man!"

Then, he put his hands together, and a divine halo appeared out of thin air behind Tony's head, shining brightly!

Rays of immortal light were as dazzling and eye-catching as a peacock spreading its tail. The aura of immortality was pervasive, and the entire arena was filled with spiritual energy. Mountains and seas appeared, and strange phenomena occurred, as if the door to the immortal world had been opened.

A shadow appeared behind Tony, and the shadow was about a thousand feet long. As time passed, the shadow slowly solidified and eventually took the shape of a thousand-foot-long Iron Man armor, except that the face was still Tony's, without a helmet mask.

This is Tony’s Dharma form, but it’s not over yet!

The Milky Way turned upside down, and the stars appeared. When Tony raised his hand, the sun, the moon, and even countless stars appeared and disappeared in his palm!

The void behind him turned into a black hole storm, surrounded by gorgeous auroras, nebulae, and star rivers!

"Wang Defa? How is this possible?"

Ye Fan's smile disappeared, and he looked incredulous.

Tony has actually been practicing Taoism secretly, and judging from the scene of this strange phenomenon, he is probably even more high-profile than an immortal. Ordinary immortals don't have such exaggerated special effects.

Surrounded by the entire galaxy, the sun, the moon, and the stars are just its embellishments, and there are so many fairy lights.

"This? Is it Tony?" Wang Wu frowned and rubbed his eyes.

"Immortal, immortal!" Little Huang Rong was excited.

"Fairy!" Little Stone's eyes were bright and full of desire.

"This? I don't understand. Could it be that Tony is a genius in cultivating immortals?" said Sun Wukong.

Because the arena isolates the aura, people outside cannot sense the aura inside and can only identify it with the naked eye.

"..." The Bad Leader, Li Chungang, Li Hanyi, and Zhang Sanfeng were silent.

We agreed to hang out in the group, but you secretly became an immortal.

"I was wrong before, haha." said Sun Wukong.

"I admire you." Yang Jian said.

Xu Yi looked at what Tony had done and was really surprised at first, but after a closer look he discovered the trick.

"Group leader, we are not dazzled, are we? This really is Tony. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is an immortal." Ye Fan said without giving up.

He didn't even become an immortal, but Tony did. How could he not be envious and jealous?

"Hehe, cyber cultivation is also cultivation." Xu Yi said.

"Cyber ​​cultivation? What does that mean?" Ye Fan scratched his head.

When Ye Fan left the earth, the concept of cyber cultivation did not yet exist, so he could not understand it.

"Yes, group leader, what is cyber cultivation?" Buliangshuai asked curiously.

"Technology plus special effects." Xu Yi said.

“?” Ye Fan.

“?” Bad Commander.

“?” Sun Wukong.

“?” Willow God, Yunxiao.

"!" group member.

In fact, Xu Yi was the only one present who could see through Tony's true nature, because the others could not sense the aura in the ring at all.

It is obvious that Tony is becoming more and more adept at technology and has more imaginative ideas.

Now this grand scene is actually achieved by controlling a drone. All the scenes in front of us are drone projections and are all special effects.

But Xu Yi didn’t expect that drones could be projected into the virtual space?

The same was true for Tony. He just tried it and didn't expect that he could really summon a drone.

After all, the iron armor can be brought over, and the drone is also part of one's own tools, so it can be summoned naturally.

Not long ago, in order to fulfill my great dream of becoming an immortal.

He built tens of millions of drones, simulated the cultivation scenes through timely projection, and after continuous modifications, he finally put them into perfect use.

That’s how we have the cyber-cultivation version of Law of Heaven and Earth!

Tens of millions of drones condensed into a scene and a Dharma image about a thousand feet in size. This scene was undoubtedly shocking.

"Evil creature, it's your fault if you don't turn back."

Tony imitated the accent of a cultivator, and this towering Dharma image carried endless majesty and enveloped Thanos. The surrounding space scene was modified by drones. The sky was turned upside down, the stars moved, and it was mysterious and extraordinary.

"This……"

Thanos watched this scene with trembling hands. At this moment, his heart was broken and his pride was gone.

In his eyes, Tony is a god.

Is this the difference?

Fireflies and bright moon!
"I give up!" Thanos said unwillingly, but he was still unwilling to accept it in his heart.

So what if he is a god? Sooner or later he will kill them and step on their corpses to ascend to the throne of the universe!
Now, he who knows the times is a hero!

"Hahaha." Tony smiled triumphantly, then slowly withdrew the drone, and the special effects disappeared.

Thanos breathed a sigh of relief, but felt empty inside.

The two appeared in the audience, Tony walked in front very proudly, and Thanos walked behind, looking depressed and in a heavy mood.

"Tony, tell me quickly, what is cyber cultivation? What is technology plus special effects? How did you do it?" Ye Fan asked hurriedly, grabbing Tony's shoulders.

Tony's face changed, and he couldn't help but say:
"Cyber ​​Cultivation? What a good name, very descriptive! But how did you know about it, and how did you also know about technology plus special effects?"

"The group leader said so." Feng Baobao said.

Tony wanted to continue pretending, but it was obviously impossible to hide it from the group leader, so he simply said:
"In fact, the principle is very simple. Of course, I can't become an immortal. After all, the process is too slow and strict. I'm not that type of person. I can still do science and technology.

What you see is actually the scene projected synchronously by the drone, just like a movie, except that I can edit it anytime and anywhere to create the scene I want. "

"What a joke! If we have enough drones, can we create a more spectacular scene?"

Ye Fan realized it later and an excited idea burst into his mind.

"Of course you can. They're all special effects anyway. They're free. You can edit them however you want," Tony said.

"It's a great tool for showing off." Wang Wu said.

"Drone?" Thanos' hopeless heart finally died.

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