The Buddha is actually me

Chapter 235: Three Mountains Technique, Turtle Takes the Hook
Wanfu Tower.

The moon was dark and the wind was strong, and the blood was boiling.

When Sun Tianchi, with a gloomy face, rushed back from a distance, he saw a scene that made him bloodshot.

Under the moonlight, Wanfu Tower was completely reduced to ruins. There was no intact place left. What was even more terrifying was that the ground was densely littered with the corpses of Wanfu Tower's disciples.

"How can it be……"

He walked over with some trembling, his domineering aura disappeared, and he suddenly felt a little panicked and helpless.

Those elite disciples of Wanfu Tower who should have survived, turned out to be all dead!
They fell in a pool of blood with horrific burns on their bodies. The strangest thing was that most of the fatal injuries were caused by each other.

As if they had gone insane, they began to kill each other. Some even committed suicide, either by drawing their swords or smashing their heads with their palms.

As if this could help me escape some kind of pain and torture.

"Lian Xing, Cheng Hui, Gao Su..."

He shook the bodies of several of them. They were all his direct disciples or elders with great seniority in the sect, and he had deep feelings for them.

Apart from his son, they are the ones he cares about most.

He had originally placed high hopes on these people, who were the foundation and hope for the future revival of Wanfu Tower. But now they were all dead and their bodies were stiff.

"The three souls are brought back to the body, and the seven spirits are gathered together to restore the divine palace. Cursing the enemy is not to be refused, the command of the God is merciless!"

Sun Tianchi took out a soul-summoning talisman, and as he pinched his fingers and chanted an incantation, the talisman paper turned into hazy green light and continued to spread in all directions.

If there is a wandering soul within a radius of several hundred feet, he will summon it for questioning.

Unfortunately, no matter how he chanted the spell, he couldn't find a soul or even a remnant of a soul.

The other party seemed to be very experienced, and everyone in Wanfu Tower was scared to death!
After a long time, Sun Tianchi's body trembled, and he fell to his knees with a thud. He dispersed the talisman, and his eyes showed pain and self-blame.

If he had not chased after the black turtle and had not coveted the scriptures on the heavenly stele, they would not have died, and the Wanfu Tower would not have been destroyed!

Who is it? Who is it?
Sun Tianchi was filled with grief and anger at this moment. The crazy way his disciples died reminded him of someone.

It was just the remaining sanity that made him unsure.

Just then, he saw a somewhat strange corpse. It was the corpse of his long-time friend, the great elder of the sect.

The Great Elder lay on the ground, he smashed his head with one palm, but his other hand was hidden in his sleeve.

Sun Tianchi quickly pulled open his sleeves and saw that his palms were facing upwards. He pinched the Zi, Hai, Xu, You, Shen and Wu fingers, with the jade line facing the Wu line, and extended his index finger, little finger and middle finger.

Sun Tianchi realized something was wrong instantly. This was the Three Mountains Secret in Taoism, a hand seal commonly used in casting spells, but the Great Elder used it wrong.

It is your index finger, pinky finger, and thumb that should be extended, not your middle finger.

This is a low-level mistake that even an ordinary disciple would not make. The Great Elder has practiced Taoism for decades and has a high level of attainment. How could he make a mistake in even the most basic Three Mountains Secret?

The Great Elder was intentionally reminding him of something!
Sun Tianchi immediately began to search for the Great Elder's body. Finally, his hard work paid off and he found a purple talisman on the Great Elder's broken skull.

Sun Tianchi's heart trembled, and he carefully took out the purple talisman covered with brain matter, tears streaming down his eyes.

The Great Elder used the cover of smashing the head and took the opportunity to hide the talisman inside the head. At the same time, he deliberately made a mistake in the Three Mountains Technique with his other hand in order to attract his attention.

This is using his life to leave him clues to the real murderer!

Sun Tianchi naturally knew how to use the voice talisman. He pinched his fingers and chanted a spell, and soon the purple talisman began to glow, and a voice came from it.

"Two-Faced Buddha, you, what exactly do you want to do?"

"Stop it now, my master will not let you go!"

"Oh no! He wants to kill us to silence us. Let's fight him together!"

The voice coming from the talisman shocked Sun Tianchi. It was really him?

why?
Why did he want to wipe out the entire Wanfu Tower?

Then, the voice of the two-faced Buddha was heard in the phonograph.

"This time your Wanfu Building suffered heavy casualties and the Black Sky Plan was frustrated. Sun Tianchi will definitely feel resentment towards me. In this case, why not take advantage of your injuries and kill all of you?"

"From now on, there will no longer be Wan Fu Tower in this world."

Countless screams were heard, and Sun Tianchi's eyes turned red, his fists were clenched, his lips were bitten, and bright red blood flowed out.

He finally understood everything.

This time, Wanfu Tower suffered too much damage, and Heitian's plan was thwarted. The Two-Faced Buddha was afraid that he would develop resentment and desire revenge, so he took the initiative to eliminate the roots!
Yes, with the Two-Faced Buddha's insidiousness and cunningness, he is indeed capable of doing such a thing!
After realizing this, Sun Tianchi felt as if his heart was bleeding. Rage surged straight to his head, making his white hair dance wildly and looking like a madman.

Looking at the ruins in Wanfu Tower, he seemed to recall the regrets of his master before his death.

The master had always hoped to revive the Wanfu Tower, but unfortunately, he was unable to fulfill this long-cherished wish until his death. He knew that the master did not rest in peace.

Since taking over as the headmaster, he has carried out drastic reforms, not hesitating to use overbearing means to forcibly break many ancestral rules and regulations, and make friends with the powerful in the court, all in order to strengthen the Wanfu Tower.

But now, he destroyed Wanfu Tower with his own hands.

Sun Tianchi let out a heart-wrenching roar. He knelt in the sect where he had fought for most of his life. Tears of blood flowed from his eyes, and murderous aura soared to the sky.

Evil spirits... all of them should die!!
If you try to get the skin of a tiger, you will end up getting hurt by it.

Just when his mind had been eroded by murderous intent and hatred, a Buddhist chant suddenly sounded behind him.

"Amitabha, Master Sun, what's wrong with you?"

The real two-faced Buddha is here.

……

"Selling jokes!"

"The funniest joke in the world!" "It's so funny that it's worth dying of!"

Zhang Jiuyang walked along the river bank, constantly beating the gong in his hand. A long time had passed, but there was no movement in the river.

Could it be that I have gone in the wrong direction?

Zhang Jiuyang shook his head. The words on the Heavenly Stele were indeed precious and had the power to bring the dead back to life. This alone was enough to cause countless powerful people to scramble for them, not to mention that it seemed to contain the secret of becoming an immortal.

But even if you don’t get it this time, there will still be opportunities in the future.

In fact, what he really wanted to find out was the big tomb in Shenju Mountain.

Although the Heavenly Stele is good, it is too far away from him. Now he has not even broken through the fourth realm. The "Diagram of Large and Small Cauldrons" in his hand is enough for him to practice for a period of time.

Becoming an immortal was too far away, but the huge tomb on Shenju Mountain seemed very extraordinary to him.

Be it Moving the Sky or Moving the Sky Monument, they all came from that big tomb.

After shouting a few more times, just when Zhang Jiuyang was about to give up, he suddenly had an idea.

Bantian came back to life, he must have been frightened, and now he is probably hiding somewhere under the water and dare not come out. Even if he heard him making fun of himself, even if he was moved, he would not dare to show up for a while.

But what if he told a joke first to pique the other person's interest?

Thinking of this, Zhang Jiuyang smiled slightly. He sat on the shore and channeled his magic power into his throat and tongue. His voice was as loud as a bell and very penetrating.

"Tell a joke!"

"Once upon a time, there was a farmer who had a kind heart but poor eyesight. One night, he went to the toilet and saw a frozen snake on the side of the road. He quickly put the snake into his chest and used his body temperature to warm it up. But he didn't know that good intentions may not always be rewarded."

At this point, Zhang Jiuyang saw ripples on the water, but there was no night wind around.

He smiled meaningfully, determined in his heart.

The fish has taken the bait.

It was indeed nearby, having been attracted by the sound of my own joke, but it did not dare to show up due to some concerns.

"The next day, the farmer walked to the place where he found the frozen snake last night with a grim look on his face and put up a sign with six big words on it."

"No shitting allowed here!"

The river was calm, and the slight waves just now disappeared.

It seemed that Zhang Jiuyang was just talking to a cow.

But he was not surprised at all. He just sat there quietly, as if waiting for something.

Well, let the bullets fly for a while.

Time passed slowly, and after about dozens of breaths, the calm river water finally changed. Waves arose, and became more and more intense, one wave covering the other.

Wow!

The waves were raging, and bursts of suppressed laughter could be heard faintly from deep under the water.

Unfortunately, it could not be suppressed at all, and the laughter became louder and louder, until finally the whole river was echoing with it, splashing water and creating huge waves.

A huge turtle shell emerged from the water.

Zhang Jiuyang's pupils condensed. The Heavenly Stele had disappeared, and moss began to grow on the tortoise shell. It seemed that in this short period of time, Bantian had experienced the imprint of countless years.

You have to know that when it just came back to life, it was like a newborn turtle with a clean shell.

What exactly is the Heavenly Monument and why does it have such strange power?
It laughed so loudly that it almost tumbled forward and backward in the water, turning the whole river upside down. It was unknown how much time passed before its laughter gradually died down.

"Funny, your joke is hilarious!"

It stared at Zhang Jiuyang and said, "Anything else? I want to hear more!"

At this moment, it became extremely interested in this Taoist in white. In all its years of life, this was the first time it had heard someone telling jokes.

This alone is enough to attract it.

Therefore, even though the secret of the Heavenly Monument was exposed, knowing that it would attract many people's covetousness, it was still reluctant to leave and waited in the water.

Of course, it did not lose its vigilance. If the other party dared to mention the Heavenly Monument, it would immediately turn around and leave.

Zhang Jiuyang smiled faintly. I'm not afraid of your vigilance, I'm just afraid that you don't play.

"Of course, this is just an appetizer. Other jokes are funnier than this one."

Hearing this, Bantian moved closer again, his eyes sparkling, and he said impatiently, "Tell me, tell me!"

"No hurry, we have to talk about the rules first. After all, I'm selling jokes, not giving them away."

Bantian was furious, raising huge waves and roaring like thunder: "Aren't you afraid that I will crush your head?"

"Of course I'm afraid, but if you step on me to death, you'll never hear those funnier jokes again."

Bantian was stunned. It was the first time it had seen someone who was so fearless of death.

That joke just now was so funny. Is there anything funnier in the world?

I really want to...listen to it.

My heart is itching.

After a long while, it spoke cautiously.

"What are your rules? Tell me about them."

……

(End of this chapter)