Outsider: The Fifth Young Master of the Kang Family
Chapter 363: Eating Beef to Replenish the Bull Market
Chapter 363: Eating Beef to Replenish the Bull Market
"Wife, this beef noodles smells so good!"
That day, Da Lao Guang failed to throw away Tianyou's teddy bear, so he could only eat beef more desperately. So, when he was ready to have dinner, he brought out a plate of beef noodles and ate them. While eating, he praised Aunt Zhen's beef noodles with Xianglan, saying that they were very good.
Xianglan was speechless. She frowned and asked, "Why are you eating beef noodles again? Didn't you just eat it at noon?"
"I haven't eaten enough, so I'll keep eating." The big guy was talking and moving his mouth all the time, but he suddenly stopped eating and said, "Wife, my hands are itchy, can you help me see what's wrong?"
"Where?" Xianglan walked up to Da Lao Guang and asked.
The boss stretched out his hand and said, "Roll up your sleeves and help me see where your arm is." Then he continued to eat. Xianglan was speechless when she saw this. How much does he like beef? She rolled up his sleeves and shouted, "Oh, what is this?"
Her shout startled everyone and they all came over and asked, "What are you two doing? Why are you making such a fuss?"
Xianglan pointed at the abnormality on the boss's arm and asked the mother, "Mom, come and have a look. There are so many blisters on his hand." The mother walked over to Xianglan, lowered her head and took a closer look. She was surprised and said, "Oh, these are not blisters, they are poisonous sores!"
The big boss's arms were covered with poisonous sores, all of which turned red and oozing pus. Kang Qirui felt so sick after seeing them that he didn't want to eat. "I didn't eat anything poisonous, so why did I get these?" Xianglan asked.
"Your husband seems to be addicted to beef recently. He eats beef for three meals a day and even for afternoon tea and midnight snacks." The second sister-in-law looked at Xianglan and said. The mother nodded, "That's right. Eating so much beef makes you feel hot."
If there is dampness and toxins in the body and they are not cleared in time, poisonous sores will form; also, your daily diet is very important!!! Don't eat irritating foods such as fried and spicy foods, especially beef and shrimp, and fried peanuts and chili peppers. Don't eat pepper and star anise, otherwise it will become more and more serious and it will be very painful.
"Beef makes you hot?" Xianglan was stunned for a moment, then she saw that the boss was still eating beef noodles, so she quickly pulled him aside and said, "Did you hear that? Eating beef makes you hot, why are you still eating it?"
"No, honey, you have to eat." Da Lao Guang shook his head and continued to eat beef noodles. Xianglan was so anxious that she cried, "Why are you so greedy? Eating beef makes you feel hot, but you still eat it?" As she said that, she stepped forward to grab Da Lao Guang's chopsticks.
The boss turned around and protected the beef and chopsticks with his hands and back, shouting, "Don't mess with me. If I give it to you, my way of making money will be gone."
"Ah? How is eating beef related to wealth?" Kang Qirui was confused. How did these two things get connected? Why did the boss do this and that?
Unexpectedly, the boss said to Kang Qirui confidently: "Of course! You said it the other day, you are what you eat. If the stock market is a bull market, then I will eat as much beef as I can."
It turned out that the boss had invested 2000 yuan in the stock market, but the stock price kept falling after just two days of buying it, and he was very anxious. Then he heard Kang Qirui talking about the saying of "like replenishes like", so he decided to eat beef to replenish the bull market.
"Boss, I really admire you." Kang Qirui didn't know what to say. He shook his head and said, "What I clearly said that day was, 'You are what you eat to replenish your body' is an abuse of the theory of like replenishing body, and it is a misunderstanding of like replenishing body among the people.' How did you hear it? Besides, when people say that you are what you eat to replenish your body, that means replenishing yourself. Are you the one who runs the stock market now? You can turn it into a bull market by eating beef? What are you thinking?" Sachiko's focus is different from everyone else. She is an ambitious and strong woman. "Uncle, you eat so much beef, but has the stock market gone up?" She is more concerned about whether she has made money.
Speaking of this, the boss's face fell, and he complained: "Why did it increase? It only increased by 2000 cents on the first day we ate beef, but it has dropped by a dollar in the past few days. It was originally 1800 yuan, but now it's only yuan left."
Hahahahahahahahaha everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter when they heard this. After laughing, Kang Qirui said, "Boss, don't you think about it? You only spent 2000 yuan to buy that beef. You eat so much beef every day. How much do you have to earn back the money you spent on beef that day?"
The cost price of the 2000 yuan purchase was 10 yuan, and there were only 200 shares in total. The daily limit rule was basically violated, and the maximum increase of 1 yuan a day was 200 yuan. Considering the amount of beef that the boss eats, he can only barely make back the money he spent on the beef even if the daily limit was reached.
"Boss, don't you think about it? If you can make money like this, then people all over the world don't need to look for jobs and can just eat beef jerky at home." A Zu mocked the boss.
"Husband, why did you suddenly think of speculating in stocks?" Xianglan came over with the medicine and asked while cleaning the poisonous sores on Da Laoguang.
The boss sighed and said, "I just want to make more money so I can buy you a diamond ring for our anniversary in July."
Everyone started to make a fuss after hearing this. It must be said that the boss's idea was good, but unfortunately the operation was a bit confusing. Once you enter the stock market, it is like entering a deep sea. How can you make money in the stock market so easily? Xianglan couldn't help but say: "Husband, look at you, how can you think of stock speculation? You have worked so hard."
"Fortunately, the stock market is called a bull market, so uncle can still eat beef. If the stock market is called a bear market, where would uncle go to find a bear to eat, hahaha?" Zhu Wanling also made a rare joke.
The big boss didn't seem to understand that Zhu Wanling was joking, and said innocently: "Then find a bear to eat, there are bears in the zoo." After a pause, he continued: "By the way, what do you think of the panda panda? Is it a bear or a cat?"
"Ah? Uncle, eating bears is not enough for you, you also want to eat pandas? They are national treasures." Zhu Wanling was dumbfounded. She felt that she should not joke with Lao Guang. Lao Guang's train of thought was too weird.
"Of course a panda is a bear, it's so big." Ah Yao explained to the boss, "Cats are very small, and the scientific name of the panda is panda, which belongs to the bear family."
"That's right. And don't even think about eating that bear. Even though bears can't compare to pandas, they are also national protected animals." Kang Qirui added. He was afraid that Da Lao Guang would really have some weird ideas. Da Lao Guang was a very stubborn person.
"What should we do then?" asked Big Brother Guang.
Everyone looked at each other and said in unison: "Let him eat you!"
(End of this chapter)
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