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Chapter 99: Sean's outburst: Call me uncle? Calling me dad is useless!

The voice just fell.

A scalpel pierced her mouth.

The witch Christabella's mouth is not closed, and you can see the wall behind her through the back of her head.

Sean threw it.

The witch Christabella looked over, and her eyes were like the one in the movie Kung Fu when the Fire Cloud Evil God was beating up the Condor Heroes but was attacked by Ah Xing with a stick.

In shock, with infinite anger!
She was leaving a lasting shadow on her weak sisters with her invincible appearance, but Sean, who was just a little punk and insect in her eyes, destroyed her domineering image and made her look like a loser who was only handsome for three seconds.

The mockery of Jesus, the warrior queen who challenged God, was blown up by a little punk?
This is absolutely intolerable.

"And a new scalpel?"

The witch Christabella used her tongue to make an abnormal movement. She did not lick her lips, but licked the pierced back of her head. She savored it carefully, and while she was talking, the pierced back of her head quickly recovered.

"If you like this, I can cooperate with you. I can do whatever I want, but you absolutely cannot sneak attack me when I am giving a lecture to my sisters..."

Before he could finish his words, the scalpel appeared again and attacked from behind, piercing the back of the witch Christabella's head again, and flew out of her mouth and was caught by Sean.

Sean smiled as he held the knife: "Did you mean this? Or do you prefer it this way?"

As he spoke, he threw the scalpel in his hand over again. The witch Christabella naturally would not stand by and watch it anymore. With a thought, she moved the wardrobe in the room to block it in front of her, trying to block the scalpel.

But unfortunately, the scalpel shrank instantly and passed through the blocking wardrobe unhindered. When it appeared at the witch's mouth again, it had returned to its original shape.

Before she could dodge, it entered her mouth again and came out through the back of her head.

This is not the end yet. The scalpel flew back from the back of the head and kept moving back and forth over and over again.

The speed was too fast, forming streaks of light and shadows, which made it impossible for the witch's strong recovery ability to fully recover.

When all the light and shadows gathered together, there was no longer any shape of a scalpel, but it had already turned into the shadow of a huge stick.

It was like a rolling pin inserted into the witch Christabella's mouth and pierced directly through the back of her head.

Very cruel!

For an ordinary person, this kind of injury would have resulted in death a hundred times over.

But for a witch, especially a witch warrior like her who was praised by Satan as a model among witches, this kind of injury is not very harmful but very insulting.

She really doesn't care about some of the romantic interests between men and women.

Even though she prefers being a knight as a witch.

But no matter which one it is, she must be the priority!
It is definitely not like now, where we passively endure it.

Especially when this kind of behavior happened, I don’t know where the BGM was playing, and it was the classic BGM that Furber had warned about in Tokyo!

This is like treating her as a blonde girl wandering around Tokyo!

What a shame!
But what made her even more shocked and angry was that she was completely unable to do anything with this aggressive scalpel.

That's right!

She had been keeping an eye on Sean's scalpel.

There were two that made her very afraid and she didn't even want to touch them.

A handful is nothing but a space trail.

The scalpel that Sean took out at last was very cool, as if it had some spirituality.

The most important thing is that it always goes beyond her expectations, as if the rules may become invalid at any time.

Before she got completely angry, the coquettish scalpel seemed to have had enough fun. It hovered in front of her, made a movement similar to a person straightening his waist and then retracting it, and then it returned to Sean's hand in a flash.

A scalpel shouldn't be able to do this.

But everyone present felt that this was what it meant.

Sean happily played with the funny scalpel No. 3 that returned to his hands.

That's right!

This extremely charming scalpel is none other than the funny scalpel number 3.

At first he didn't know how to use it.

But now that he had to take it out and try it out in this crisis, he finally figured out some of its uses.

In addition to playing the BGM explosion.

It's meant to be funny and it's meant to be sexy!
The more he fits into this state, the greater the power of Funny Scalpel No. 3 will be.

Comedy anime has always been the most powerful.

Holding the funny scalpel No. 3, he looked at the witch Christabella again. He no longer had the fear he had at the beginning. Instead, he was full of amusement, and his mind was full of how to make her more sexy and funny.

This look and emotion were naturally seen by the witch Christabella, which made her even angrier.

She opened her arms and pretended to lift them up.

A ball of blazing flame emerged from her palm.

Sean covered his nose directly, ran to Carrie, stretched out his other hand to cover Carrie's nose, and shouted at her: "Hey, is this homemade stinky tofu eggs, or is it fart?"

As soon as these words came out, the hellfire that was being held up in the witch Christabella's palm, and whose aura was growing stronger and stronger, suddenly went out.

What’s more critical is the coordination of sound effects.

When the hellfire was extinguished, there was still a wisp of smoke left, and the sound of farts could be heard in everyone's ears.

The witch Christabella looked at the ultimate move that suddenly went out, and looked at Sean's exaggerated disgust and accusations. Her face turned red, and she was shocked and angry. She could not understand how Sean did it.

Sean felt more and more happy.

Because where demons are present there is a smell of sulfur, and where a powerful hell like Hellfire exists, the smell of sulfur is even stronger.

The pungent smell of stinky tofu eggs is similar to the smell of sulfur.

In his previous life, Sean loved the TV series "Wulin Wai Zhuan" very much. When he smelled this scent, he immediately thought of the classic funny plots in the series and naturally paid tribute to it.

This is also the smell of farts.

I didn't expect that the ultimate move made by the witch Christabella would be wasted like a fart.

With this sound effect, it’s absolutely amazing.

However, Sean thought it was very reasonable and brilliant, but the witch Christabella was completely crazy.

She didn't understand what was going on.

All I know is that she was humiliated again and again!
However, Hellfire is already one of the most powerful means of attack.

When her father Satan gets angry, hellfire gushes out, and even she, a witch model who can use hellfire and the warrior queen, can be burned to death instantly.

You can imagine the power of hellfire.

Now it has become like this.

She tried again to summon hellfire, but all she heard was a series of fart sounds.

At this time, Sean had already whispered something in Carrie's ear, and he was also informed of the astral projection of the Great Witch, although Sean's explanation was a little strange.

But except for Sean who had strange movements, the two witches were no match for the complete witch Christabella.

So I nodded and agreed.

When the witch Christabella failed to summon hellfire again, Carrie simply stretched out her hands and used her telekinesis to trap the witch Christabella in mid-air. Her hands were raised again, forming the shape of the cross of Jesus.

The great witch also used magic to break the bed board. Two wooden boards flew over, one horizontal and one vertical, forming a cross and flew behind the witch Christabella.

God's Scalpel No. 1 and Dark Scalpel No. 2 pierced the witch Christabella's palms from the left and right, nailing her to the horizontal line of the cross.

Space 5 pierced her feet with a scalpel and nailed her to the vertical part of the cross, forcing her into the crucifixion posture.

"Gabriel, is that you?" The witch Christabella certainly recognized this posture. She could definitely avoid it or use her telekinesis to stop it.

But amid the cheerful BGM, her reaction was much slower.

By the time she realized what was happening, three scalpels had already pinned her down.

She was horrified and felt that she might really fail this time.

However, she simply didn't believe that Sean, a worm-like punk, could do this, so she thought of someone first.

Do not!
It's some archangel.

That's Gabriel!

As a witch, she knew that Gabriel was different from ordinary angels and archangels. He liked to play games with the human world and often acted as a prankster to play tricks on others.

He often pulls people into illusions, or even directly pulls people into a small world, and makes them act according to his script.

Everything she was experiencing now was so much like His doing.

As an archangel, a powerful being who once stood shoulder to shoulder with her father, He is fully capable of doing all of this.

Especially now that she was being crucified.

It's obvious that it's to make her repent.

But she is a witch and a warrior queen, how can she repent?

So she looked around, searching for any signs of Gabriel's presence, and called out in a charming voice, "Uncle~"

Her father, Satan, was the archangel sitting under God, Lucifer the Morning Star, and the brother of the Archangel Gabriel before he fell into the devil.

So she called Him uncle, and there was nothing wrong with that.

But this tone is what Qin Keqing in Dream of the Red Chamber calls an expert.

In Dream of the Red Chamber, Qin Keqing is a woman who is always tempted by love. She has an affair with her eunuch and is extremely charming. She has the beauty of both Daiyu and Chai Bao, and is known as the most beautiful woman in the Red Chamber.

The witch Christabella was born with original sin. She could either be the incarnation of her father Satan or another incarnation of her father Satan.

Now she belongs to the latter.

More lewd than Qin Keqing.

She is indeed a warrior, but as a warrior, she must be proficient in tactics. In the current unfavorable situation, using color instead of force is the best option.

Besides, if she could really hook up with her uncle Gabriel, her father Satan would definitely be very pleased and appreciative.

However, there was no response.

All he saw was Sean holding the funny scalpel No. 3, looking at her constantly in front of him, and praising her: "She is indeed a beautiful Christ, a strong warrior, but it seems to be missing something."

As he spoke, Sean looked as if he had suddenly realized something, and in a flash he came directly to her side.

As everyone stared in amazement, he took the No. 3 funny scalpel and quickly scraped her lower body a few times.

Then the next second, Sean was busy nailing along her lips with a scalpel.

By the time he retreated, the witch Christabella had a beard like Jesus.

This time even the witch Christabella was shocked.

She didn't see any signs of Gabriel's appearance at first, and gradually her eyes fell on Sean, thinking that Sean was Gabriel in disguise.

This way everything makes sense.

Just when she was about to act coquettishly to Sean as his niece, Sean came up with this smooth little combo, which immediately let her know that Sean was probably not Gabriel!

Because no matter how disappointed Gabriel was with God, he would not blaspheme God like this.

Otherwise she would be happy because after her father, another archangel was going to fall from heaven, and the strength of hell would greatly increase.

"Uncle Gabriel, this is getting less funny."

Although she felt that Gabriel was unlikely to do such a thing, between the possibility that Sean could defeat and manipulate her and the possibility that Gabriel had completely lost his faith and love for God, she would rather believe the latter.

After all, angels and the like are essentially the same as devils.

They are full of various desires, selfish, cold-hearted.

It is entirely possible that Gabriel, the archangel and son of God, could turn against God just like his brother Lucifer the Morningstar if they disagreed with him.

"Isn't it funny?" Sean laughed happily: "I think it's quite funny."

The witch Christabella could hardly maintain her charming smile.

It's not just because Sean had no intention of transforming into Gabriel and confronting her.

The most important thing was that the God's Scalpel No. 1 nailed in her palm made her feel suppressed, while the Dark Scalpel No. 2 was devouring her strength.

At the beginning, it was sneaky and covert.

Now she had completely let go, swallowing up the energy madly. Seeing the huge power in her body being swallowed up, the fear of losing power made her unable to hold back at all.

"Uncle~"

"Uncle? There's no use calling me dad!" Sean teased.

Just as the words fell, before the witch Christabella could completely turn hostile and start cursing and threatening, a playful laugh rang in everyone's ears.

"is it?"

Before everyone could react, the witch's cross that Sean had arranged into the 'most beautiful Christ' suddenly moved uncontrollably.

A 180 degree rotation.

The witch Christabella was hung upside down.

This action is more like a cigarette.

But Sean was in no mood to appreciate it, as he was holding the No. 3 funny scalpel in his hand. He was in a happy state the whole time and just wanted to be funny. He was not afraid at all. His smile froze on his face and the BGM was interrupted, as if the comedy theater was directly broken. The air was suddenly filled with a suffocating silence.

Only the sound of footsteps came from the corridor.

But the witch Christabella, who was hung upside down, shouted excitedly: "Dad!"

As she shouted, a middle-aged man appeared at the door.

He is not tall, dressed in a suit, with innocent yet powerful eyes. Even with a smile on his face, he still has a strong aura that makes people convinced, awed and fearful.

No need to introduce yourself.

This appearance turned the cross upside down.

Sean already knows his identity.

It is none other than the devil himself, Satan, the lord of hell!
He is also the real father of the witch Christabella!

At this moment, Sean couldn't help but feel a little regretful. Why did he have to tease her by saying that she couldn't even call him dad?

The devil Satan is different from God who hardly interferes in the world.

His original body was suppressed by God, but his incarnation on earth was extremely active.

Otherwise there wouldn't be so many witches.

“It’s so lively here.”

The visitor stood at the door and looked inside, his eyes sweeping over Carrie and the Great Witch, and finally landing on Sean.

"John Milton, the father of the three of them. As a young man who can attract all three of them and gain their favor, you can also call me father~"

(End of this chapter)