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Chapter 100 The Song of Thunder and Fire! The Secret of Divine Sword Controlling Thunder!

Sean looked speechlessly at the incarnation of Satan who asked him to call him father.

The word "father" means father and godfather.

And the face of this incarnation of Satan is exactly the Godfather in the movie The Godfather.

One of the classic quotes of The Godfather is: "You don't even want to call me The Godfather."

Sean didn't know if the incarnation of Satan was making a joke on purpose.

But he couldn't laugh.

Good guy!
He originally wanted to develop quietly and even tried to avoid contact with small-time demon hunters as much as possible. But now, not long after, he has to face Satan head on.

This is the big boss second only to God.

Even if it is a human incarnation, he cannot defeat it.

He didn't do anything, just his appearance made his biggest reliance, the funny scalpel No. 3, unable to even laugh.

But he did not despair.

He now has someone above him!
“Don’t want to?” John Milton, the incarnation of Satan on earth, was a little disappointed. He looked at the upside-down witch Christabella again, pointed at his lips, and said with regret: “I really like your humor.

This is the most beautiful Christ!

You obviously don't like God either.

Same as me.

You also attracted my three daughters.

It's still those useless daughters.

These three are my most beloved and outstanding daughters.

It can be seen that your nature is also inclined towards me.

I am willing to accept you now.

As long as you agree, you can immediately become the prince consort of hell and have whatever you want."

"Compared to being the prince consort of hell, I just want to be a qualified night court bailiff." Sean smiled.

"Night court bailiff? Are you threatening me?" The human incarnation of Satan laughed.

"He didn't, he just likes to tell the truth." A voice came from the shadows, causing the smile of Satan's human incarnation to freeze, and he looked over in surprise.

Then bailiff Nick, wearing sunglasses, walked out from the shadows.

"I've heard that the shadow stealth of the Knight of Justice is very magical, and now I see it's true." The human incarnation of Satan was full of praise.

You must know that He is Satan, the Lord of Darkness.

Shadows are also part of darkness.

Logically speaking, nothing in the darkness can be hidden from Him.

But now Bailiff Nick had clearly broken this perception, and actually performed a shadow stealth trick in front of Him.

But if bailiff Nick hadn't spoken up, He wouldn't have discovered it in advance.

Although this is just His human incarnation and cannot be equated with Him.

But Bailiff Nick's performance still surprised Him.

"Would you like to try the sword of justice?" Bailiff Nick looked coolly at the human incarnation of Satan.

“Oh my!” The incarnation of Satan immediately raised his hands in surrender: “I am a law-abiding citizen! I am also the founder of Milton Law Firm and a lawyer. I don’t like fighting and killing.”

"You broke into someone else's home without reason. This is a crime!" Bailiff Nick looked at him expressionlessly.

"It's not for no reason!" Satan's human incarnation explained with a smile: "I just happened to pass by and saw the flames rising to the sky. I thought there was a fire inside, so I came in to save people."

"There is solid evidence that Christabella Andreoli knowingly broke the law and attacked us," Sean said.

"Then take him back to the Night Court and await trial by Judge Odinson." Bailiff Nick nodded in the affirmative.

"Wait!" Witch Christabella immediately retorted: "This is not New York, the Night Court has no law enforcement power.

Even if I was suspected of committing a crime, I should be handed over to the local police instead of being taken back to New York by you!"

“You are a permanent resident of New York, and Sean is a bailiff of the Night Court. Your attack on him falls within the enforcement scope of the Night Court.

Not to mention that it’s just around New York now, even if you escape to Florida, you will still be caught and tried in the night court!" Bailiff Nick said expressionlessly.

Sean had a weird expression on his face.

Because he knew that Bailiff Nick was implying the story of the human commander-in-chief.

He knew that the witch, as an elite lawyer, certainly knew better, and immediately refuted: "Your statement has no legal basis. We are not in New York now. Everything that happens will stay outside of New York."

"That's easy." Bailiff Nick said calmly, "Just because it didn't happen before doesn't mean it doesn't happen now."

"What do you mean?" the witch Christabella shouted, "You dare to make up a law? Specifically targeting me?"

"Night Court in New York!" Bailiff Nick said succinctly.

Seems a bit off-topic.

But those who understand will understand.

At least Sean and the others understood the meaning of this sentence.

In New York, anything is possible.

What law does not apply to the past, and what can be done unless prohibited by law?

When needed, we can just create a law on the spot, and customize it.

Not to mention that the witch's attack on Sean just happened, even if it happened thirty years ago, or even three hundred years ago, it can still be prosecuted.

As for the fact that it has been so long, has the evidence been lost in time?
What evidence?
Just use your own judgment!

"You are trampling on the spirit of the law!" Witch Christabella was furious: "When we demons trade and sign contracts with humans, we just secretly dig holes and set traps, and try to find loopholes as much as possible.

I won't force it unless it's absolutely necessary, at least I won't let anyone know, unlike you guys who are so blatant... You guys are going too far!"

The witch was really pissed off, with an angry expression like the master in the movie Let the Bullets Fly who said "I still turned off the lights".

"Too much?" Bailiff Nick said coldly, "I'll tell you what is too much! As a public prosecutor in the night court, running to the home of the night court bailiff and attacking the bailiff and his family, this is the most excessive!
I didn't use terrorist attacks or war clauses to kill you with a sword, but just took you back for trial. You should be thankful and shut up!
Do you really think my sword is useless?"

"You still want to kill me with a sword?" The witch Christabella laughed angrily and looked at her devil father and lover.

"Dad, he's going to chop me up in front of you."

"For my sake, let's just forget about it this time, okay?" The human incarnation of Satan was not angry, but still smiled. When he said this, he did not forget to look at Sean.

"Good son-in-law, what do you say?"

"The law is the law." Sean shrugged and said, "I'm a part-time bailiff apprentice, so of course I have to listen to Nick."

"Knight of Justice, everything can be negotiated." The human incarnation of Satan smiled.

"Sure!" Bailiff Nick glanced at Sean and said, "If you promise that you and all the demons under your command will always stay away from Sean and his relatives and friends, and swear in the name of Satan to obtain Sean's forgiveness, I can inform Judge Odinson and ask her to give him a lighter sentence."

“That’s too much!” The smile of Satan’s human incarnation disappeared, his face turned cold, and a powerful pressure enveloped everyone.

He can bargain.

After all, if the devil wants to arouse human desires, he must understand the art of transaction, that is, he must be good at bargaining, and his human incarnation is the boss of a top law firm.

There was nothing wrong with all of this. But being able to bargain didn't mean that He didn't care about His reputation as the Lord of Hell.

It is a slap in the face that her daughter Christabella was arrested and tried as her true spokesperson.

He will not tolerate it.

Not to mention asking Him to swear by Satan's real name and stay away from a small insect forever.

That's simply not a slap in the face.

Instead, it was directed at the face.

It doesn't matter if it's an ordinary lie, you can tell as many as you want, but to swear by Satan's real name, not to mention the effect of the law involved, just with this treatment, does Sean deserve it?
The human incarnation of Satan glanced at his daughter.

The witch Christabella immediately understood what her father meant. Hellfire emerged in her eyes, and her entire body was enveloped by hellfire in the blink of an eye.

Without any deliberate protection, human bodies turned into ashes under the scorching hellfire, and a cloud of black smoke drilled into the ground.

However, at this moment, a sword flashed, and the witch Christabella screamed, and then fell completely silent.

"You!" The human incarnation of Satan looked at the bailiff Nick who was standing with a sword in his hand with an extremely gloomy face.

"The suspect tried to escape trial, so I had to kill her according to the law!" Bailiff Nick said coolly, "I can't let her escape back to hell, then find an opportunity to come back to the world again, without a physical body, and steal someone else's body, right?"

"You are really going too far!" Satan's human incarnation said word by word.

He saw that his daughter could not escape. If he did not want to forcibly conflict with the Night Court, he could not rescue her by force. In this case, it was inevitable that his daughter would be arrested and tried.

Even though she was caught, it was no big deal for her daughter, who had an unlimited lifespan.

But it will seriously affect her value.

Her greatest value is her human body, devil's soul, and her identity as a lawyer.

After being caught, all these are useless for a short period of time.

And now is the time when she needs to shine.

So he secretly helped her to destroy her body and send her soul back to hell.

For other demon hunters, this is considered a success, just like a police officer arresting a criminal and sending him to prison.

Hell is also a prison!

As for the subsequent jailbreak, or various legal commutations and paroles, etc., that is not their business.

Whether it is the America on earth or the America beyond, it is actually an endless cycle of devil criminals committing crimes, being caught, escaping from prison, and committing crimes again.

Putting aside the suffering masses at the bottom of society, everyone is very satisfied with such legal procedures.

Nowadays, American prisons can make huge profits by going public as service industries.

This is just a preview of Hell's 'Launching (Last Life)'.

As His daughter, Christabella will soon be able to "get out of prison" from hell, and re-enter the world of great struggle in this hell and the upper world overnight to contribute her strength and wisdom!

But that's premise is to follow the procedure.

Instead, Bailiff Nick used the sword of justice to cut off her soul, ending her existence completely.

It’s not that He didn’t come to the rescue.

But the bleeding hand behind his back made him realize that this Knight of Justice not only had a shadow lurking behind his back that he could not detect, but the sword of justice in his hand was indeed a divine weapon that could hurt him.

Although this is His human incarnation.

Although this is not a fighting body.

Although this human body is tasked with bringing disaster to America in the name of law and making America and hell completely overlap.

But He tried to stop her and let her escape, but not only did He fail, He was also hurt, and He could no longer bear it.

The hellfire completely exploded with Him as the center, burning fiercely.

Sean sensed the danger immediately and was about to run away with Carrie and the witch, but he heard the voice of bailiff Nick: "It's too late, come to me."

The Great Witch immediately grabbed them both and ran over.

The astral projection that had originally been impossible for Sean to touch was now no problem at all.

Obviously, it's not that astral projection can't directly interfere with matter, it's just whether the Great Witch wants to or not.

The three of them came to Bailiff Nick and saw that he was surrounded by hellfire, but his face was still so calm and cool, which made them feel relieved.

Sean looked at Bailiff Nick nervously.

This is no longer the hellfire summoned by the witch Christabella.

But it was summoned by the incarnation of Satan.

Even though he had high hopes for Bailiff Nick, he was not completely confident.

At this moment, he deeply realized that this was an American variety show.

It is not like those fantasy upgrade novels that I have read in my previous life. The enemies encountered are not just strong enough to fight, and then they are sent away one by one to help the protagonist to fight and upgrade continuously.

In the rules of American variety shows, bloodline and talent determine everything, and there is no concept of leveling up and fighting monsters.

There is no thigh to hold on to, no one above you, and the harder you jump to move forward, the more miserable you become.

The old monsters will not wait until the end to appear, but will appear at the very beginning, either openly or secretly, wantonly toying with the protagonists they see and arranging their "fate", which is very consistent with the nature of truly perverted old monsters!
Sean's only hope now is that the thigh he is holding is thick enough to protect him and his relatives and friends before he grows up completely.

At this moment, the roofs of the houses had long disappeared under the blazing inferno, and the starry sky was also not visible.

Because there is hellfire everywhere, in the sky and on the ground.

If it weren't for the invisible force around Bailiff Nick that blocked the hellfire, Sean had no doubt that they would be burned to death by the hellfire.

Under his gaze, Bailiff Nick raised the sword of justice in his hand and pointed it at the sky.

Suddenly there was a burst of thunder.

He looked up at the sky and saw thunderclouds rolling in the sky with terrifying momentum. As soon as they appeared, they suppressed the hellfire and made it sway.

next moment.

Shocking lightning struck from the rolling thunderclouds.

"Fuck! Is this the secret of controlling lightning with the divine sword?..."

In Sean's shocked eyes, it should have been thunder and lightning that fueled the fire, but the hellfire emitted a dazzling light in an instant and then disappeared.

The thunderclouds in the sky became more and more terrifying.

The human incarnation of Satan stood not far away, with his hands behind his back, looking up at the rolling thunderclouds with a gloomy expression.

"Not forever!" Sean suddenly spoke, attracting everyone's attention. Seeing the human incarnation of Satan looking at him, he smiled.

"I only need ten years!"

This sentence was abrupt, but everyone understood it.

What Sean was talking about was the compromise request made by Bailiff Nick before, which was that Satan's human incarnation should swear by Satan's real name that he and his demons would never be allowed to harass Sean and his relatives and friends, and that they should stay away.

"You are very confident..." The human incarnation of Satan showed a sarcastic smile, but the rolling thunderclouds in the sky were no longer limited here, but began to spread rapidly to the east, south, west and north.

In the blink of an eye, he had arrived above the nearest Devil's Pot in the east. With his keen eyesight, he saw that the thunderclouds were about to spread northward to Salem, and the thunderclouds moving westward and southward were also moving abnormally fast. His sarcastic smile disappeared.

"This is why I like you so much. Ten years, right? I promise!"

(End of this chapter)