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Chapter 80 We're fishing, silver sword-shaped tattoo
"Afraid of water? I've lived this long and never been afraid of anything. What idiot would tell you I'm afraid of water? You believe everything people say, you're really stupid!"

While saying this, Jiang Hanying didn't stop throwing punches and kicks.

I won't be able to appease her anger at watching the food slip away from her face until I beat this little brat so badly he can't get up!

Chi Song blushed instantly after being scolded.

At the time, Secretary Yang made a firm promise on the phone...

But it's no use thinking about these things now.

He quickly dodged to the side, taking advantage of the water's current and buoyancy.

Jiang Hanying couldn't stop herself and kicked a rock.

The large rock that had stood firmly in the river despite being washed by the flowing water was shaken by her kick.

Chi Song caught a glimpse of it out of the corner of her eye, and her eyes couldn't help but tremble.

However, having the water flow in the river to help dissipate the force is still better than being punched hard on the bank.

Chi Song refused to go ashore.

For a moment, water splashed everywhere on the river, and the two of them stirred up quite a bit of water in this area.

"Phew, there seems to be some movement ahead." Yu Feng listened intently behind his ear as he ran. "It sounds like water. It should be the river the instructor mentioned we need to cross. Once we cross the river, the finish line won't be far. But the water sounds a bit strong. Is there a waterfall?"

The viewers in the live stream were getting increasingly anxious.

[Stop talking and just run there in one go!]

[The two people in front of me haven't turned on their cameras for over ten minutes. What are they doing? It's driving me crazy!]

[Could it be that he finally caught a fish and is so busy grilling and eating it that he forgot about the live stream?]

This is definitely something Jiang Hanying would do!

Driven by curiosity, Yu Feng mustered his last breath and continued running forward.

From afar, one could see water splashing on the river surface.

As soon as I got close, I was splashed with water in my face before I could even stop.

After wiping it clean, I looked again and realized there were two other people in the river.

"What...what are you doing?"

The sound of water stopped abruptly.

Jiang Hanying turned her head to look towards the shore.

Chi Song coughed up the water that had gotten into his throat, stood up by supporting himself on the rocks, and looked over as well.

When she saw Yu Feng standing on the shore, and the little bee hanging above her head that was clearly still broadcasting live.

Without thinking, Jiang Hanying said, "Catch fish."

Chi Song paused for a moment, then nodded and echoed in a hoarse voice, "Yes, catching fish, I'm hungry."

Yu Feng closed his gaping mouth, looking at the river water that was now clearly murky under the light. "So, did you catch it?"

Using the water flow as cover, Jiang Hanying kicked Chi Song again, then smiled and shook her head at Yu Feng, "The fish in this river are quite wary."

It's definitely not because she's bad at catching fish.

Chi Song swallowed the groan that was about to come out, bit his cheek, and managed to speak in a calm tone: "It is indeed not easy to catch."

It's clear that they can't continue fighting right now.

Jiang Hanying got ashore quickly and decisively.

After she went up, Chi Song followed her up, limping along.

"Chi Song, what happened to your leg?"

"I accidentally bumped into a rock on the riverbed while I was catching fish."

Yu Feng nodded and said "Oh".

He then looked at Jiang Hanying, who had just taken off her training uniform jacket and was wringing out water.

She still felt there was something strange between the two of them.

But they wisely refrained from asking further questions.

The fight in the river just now left both of their training uniforms almost completely soaked.

These clothes were already thick, and now that they're wet, they're incredibly heavy.

Anyway, Jiang Hanying couldn't stand it. She was wearing a vest under her jacket, so she wasn't exactly naked.

Chi Song was also in pain, but there were two girls in front of him, and Jiang Hanying hadn't held back at all. He suspected that he was already covered in bruises, so he gritted his teeth and endured it.

Yu Feng walked over and offered to help Jiang Hanying wring out her clothes. He noticed that her vest had ridden up and accidentally exposed her waist. He reached out to pull it down, but suddenly let out a soft "hmm".

Jiang Hanying was still focused on wringing out her clothes when she casually asked, "What's wrong?"

"Han Ying, your tattoo..." Yu Feng was halfway through her sentence when she suddenly remembered the little bee that was still running beside her. The person in front of her was a celebrity. Although she felt that the other person did not have any awareness of being a celebrity, she still felt that her words were rash and quickly stopped.

Jiang Hanying didn't seem to think anything of it. "What tattoo?"

As he spoke, he turned his head to look.

Seeing that she didn't seem to care, Yu Feng breathed a sigh of relief. "The part of your back near your waist is actually silver. I've never seen this color before. But how did you come up with the idea of ​​getting a sword tattooed here? I've never seen a girl get this design before."

When Jiang Hanying heard that Yu Feng's design was a sword, she stopped wringing out her clothes. "A sword..."

She touched the spot Yu Feng had mentioned with her backhand. This spot was usually invisible unless you looked in a mirror with your back to it.

When my wet hands touched my skin, I felt a slight burning sensation, and my fingertips were unexpectedly scalded.

Could this be a mark left by her original body?

"Oh, this? It's been a while since I got it done, I forgot about it. That's what makes the design stand out."

“That’s true.” Yu Feng nodded. “I also think this pattern suits your personality quite well.”

Hearing this from the side, Chi Song couldn't help but glance at Jiang Hanying's lower back.

Just then, Jiang Hanying reached back to touch the tattoo. In the moonlight, she vaguely saw a flash of silver light at her fingertips, and then hurriedly looked away in embarrassment.

The viewers in the live stream were so curious they practically wanted to stick their heads into the screen.

[What tattoo? Jiang Hanying has tattoos? I want to see them too!]

[Was this tattoo done during my teenage years when I was in a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) phase?]

[The tattoo is of a sword; was he a fan of martial arts novels before?]

[Why is this little bee so inconsiderate at this crucial moment? It should have flown over there already! What pattern do I want to see?]

What are you all doing stopping here?

If you were to ask who could instantly silence the entire scene with just a few words, and whose comment section would immediately fall silent as well, then that person would undoubtedly be the instructor.

Yu Feng even forgot to help Jiang Hanying wring out her clothes and simply stood at attention on the spot.

Chi Song also stood up abruptly, his face contorted in pain, and he dared not move.

Jiang Hanying held the coat that she hadn't finished wringing out, standing there taut.

Li Chengxiao's gaze swept over Yu Feng and Chi Song, finally landing on Jiang Hanying, who was carrying her training uniform and wearing only a vest.

"Most of the mosquitoes here are poisonous. Put on your training uniform."

Jiang Hanying shook the clothes, and the water droplets that were shaken out 'accidentally' splashed onto the cheap owner's face. She felt secretly pleased and then neatly put them on.

As for mosquitoes, it's another question whether they'd dare to fly onto her.

Li Chengxiao watched as she neatly buttoned the last button before shifting his gaze to Chi Song, whose posture was clearly somewhat unnatural. "You two turned off the live stream for almost twenty minutes."

If he hadn't checked their last location before shutting down the device, even he wouldn't have been able to pinpoint their exact location.

They're all quite successful!
Reminded of this, Jiang Hanying and Chi Song immediately exchanged a glance. Oh my god, they had forgotten about that.

They quickly restarted it.

Why didn't the instructors reverse the order? They only reminded us to start the live stream after we put our jackets back on!

[Wait, why does Chi Song's left cheek look a little swollen? Or am I seeing things?]

I also feel a bit swollen. Could it be that I was too focused on catching fish and accidentally rubbed my face against a rock?

[The problem is, after all that effort, they've stirred up the water and haven't even caught a single fish!]

[Jiang Hanying: It's not my fault, it's just that the fish here are too wary.]

This spirit is truly admirable; even at the cost of losing a single fish, they would never sacrifice themselves internally.

You guys might as well make me laugh to death in the live stream.

"What are you all standing there for? Lift your luggage over your heads and get across the river with the load on!"

(End of this chapter)