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Chapter 79: Having failed to catch the angry fat man, the little rascal finally stopped pretending.

Let's not worry about how to eat it once we catch it.

Jiang Hanying immediately threw off her weights, rolled up her sleeves to her elbows, and quietly slid into the water through the stones on the riverbank, carefully approaching the big fish.

A large fish, hiding behind a clump of water plants and preparing to rest: Oh no, there's a murderous aura!
Immediately, it swung its tail and fled in the direction of the water flow.

Jiang Hanying only had time to catch a glimpse of the silvery light reflected from the scales under the moonlight before she could no longer see the big fish.

Unable to resist, I slapped the water hard, only to be splashed all over my head and face.

So angry!

The viewers in the live stream almost burst out laughing.

"I was wondering why they put down their loads when crossing the river; turns out they were catching fish."

Is this just a foodie's instinct—unable to resist anything edible?

[The key point was not grasped, and you even got angry!]

[River: What did I do to you? I let you in and you still got patted on the back. How unfair!]

[Hahaha, I laughed so hard. 】

[It's been over five hours since they last ate; time really flies.]

[I ran over 20 kilometers, so it's normal to be hungry.]

I have a question: if you catch a fish, how do you eat it? You can't just eat it raw, can you?

We'll have to catch them first.

Whether the fish had alerted its companions before escaping or the fish could sense her ferocity, Jiang Hanying searched the area again but couldn't find even a finger-length fish.

Sigh, ten minutes have passed, let's give up.

[Now we can be sure that Jiang Hanying has no talent for catching fish.]

[That can't compare to me. I never miss a shot, I'm proud!]

I just checked the split screen on the Chisong side, and I estimate we'll be at the shore in about ten minutes.

[Jiang Hanying, if you're still reluctant to part with the fish in the river, Chi Song will catch up with you!]

When Chi Song dragged his heavy steps and arrived at the riverbank he needed to cross, panting heavily, he saw Jiang Hanying sitting on a large rock by the river, looking at the river in front of her, seemingly lost in thought.

The training uniform he was wearing was still dripping wet.

Considering that Secretary Yang had previously revealed that Jiang Hanying was not only afraid of small animals but also afraid of water, she must be struggling with how to cross the river.

His eyes darkened instantly.

I glanced back in the direction I had come from.

Nearly half of the guests in their team have now withdrawn, and the instructors are probably busy arranging for the departing guests to return home, so they shouldn't be able to get here anytime soon.

As for the guests who haven't withdrawn yet, only Yu Feng is relatively close, but it would probably take him about fifteen minutes to get here.

Fifteen minutes should be enough.

These thoughts flashed through his mind, and he stopped walking just as he made his decision.

Hearing the noise, Jiang Hanying paused her struggle between holding on to the fish and leaving, and turned to look at the person who had come.

He immediately raised an eyebrow at the dangerous look in Shang Chisong's eyes.

Could this little bastard really have a grudge against the original owner of this body?
It was one thing for him to constantly challenge her and test her limits during training at the base, but now he's planning to completely abandon his pretense since it's just the two of them here?

Sigh, we still caught up.

I have a suggestion: why don't you two just work together?

[It's a good opportunity to have one chasing and the other blocking; we might actually catch them.]

Just as the comments section was buzzing with suggestions, Chi Song suddenly looked at the little bee acting as the camera and said, "Sorry, I need to take care of some personal matters. I'll be back later."

[You actually decided to let us win at this crucial moment.]

【Be careful not to put them in the river, some people want to eat the fish in there.】 Before more people could send out comments, Chi Song's live stream suddenly went black.

Seeing this, Jiang Hanying was even more decisive than him. Without even saying hello, she directly turned off her own split screen.

This seamless teamwork not only surprised Chi Song, but also left the viewers who were watching her split-screen completely bewildered.

What's going on? If you shut it down, I'll shut it down too!

[It's a dark and windy night, the river is gurgling—something's up!]

[Is my favorite ship rekindled?]

Dude, "a dark and windy night" isn't the right word for this, is it?

Could it have been an accidental touch?

[There's no way to remind her. Let's go to Yu Feng's split screen; that girl should be here soon.]

The atmosphere by the river was, to say the least, completely unrelated to what the audience had guessed.

Jiang Hanying stood up from the rock she was sitting on, instantly becoming a head taller than Chi Song, who was standing on the ground.

He directly asked her question, "What grudge do I have against you?"

To her surprise, Chi Song shook his head. "No."

"Do I have a grudge against your siblings or friends?"

"nor."

Before Jiang Hanying could ask again, he said, "Someone asked me to cause you trouble."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Hanying immediately thought of someone, "Could it be that bastard Ge Dahai?"

Chi Song neither nodded nor shook his head, but his silence was an admission of agreement.

Jiang Hanying couldn't help but click her tongue: "I didn't expect you to be his lackey."

The word 'lackey' made a vein throb on Chi Song's forehead. "I'm not his lackey, I'm because..."

"Stop, stop, stop," Jiang Hanying raised her hand to interrupt, "I don't care at all why you listen to him, and I don't want to hear it, because..."

As he jumped off the rock, he delivered a surprise kick, shouting, "I can hit you and that's it!"

Even though Chi Song was prepared, he didn't expect Jiang Hanying to kick him without warning. The kick, accompanied by the sound of wind, arrived in front of him in the blink of an eye.

There was no time to dodge, so I could only cross my arms to block the attack.

With a muffled thud, Jiang Hanying stood still, while Chi Song stumbled back several times.

His face immediately turned serious after he stood still.

He originally thought that after such a long journey and being chased all the way here, Jiang Hanying should be exhausted.

But that kick just now clearly told him that he had misjudged the situation!

I don't know where they get all that energy!
Before he could think any further, another palm strike came down, and Chi Song quickly parried.

After a few rounds, Chi Song turned his head and spat out a mouthful of saliva tinged with blood. His chin, which had just been punched, was still numb, and his mind went blank for a moment.

He gritted his teeth, took the punch that followed, grunted, grabbed Jiang Hanying's arm, and plunged into the river.

"Snapped!"

A loud splashing sound rang out.

This scared away not only the fish, but also all the other creatures in the river.

Jiang Hanying stood up, quickly wiped the water off her face, and kicked Chi Song without saying a word, yelling, "My fish!"

Now there's no need to worry anymore; there's no fish left to catch!

As soon as Chi Song stood up from the water, he was kicked in the stomach. The kick made him lose his footing, and he stumbled back two steps before his back hit a rock protruding from the water, which finally helped him regain his balance.

Looking up, she met Jiang Hanying's fierce expression as she strode towards her, seemingly unaffected by the water. Taken aback, she exclaimed, "Aren't you afraid of the water?"

(End of this chapter)