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Chapter 475 Are you satisfied, Jiang the Bully? I'm not looking at this, I'm looking at yo
Chapter 475 Are you satisfied, Jiang the Bully? I'm not looking at this, I'm looking at you.
As soon as Li Chengxiao connected the video call and saw Jiang Hanying's face clearly, the camera switched to a rear camera instead of a front camera.
On the screen appeared a small monkey whose entire body was stiff and seemed unsure of what to do with its hands and feet.
When did you wake up?
"Just now. Hurry up, I still need to add background music for you."
Li Chengxiao: "..."
It seems that the main character in this supposedly fun activity is the monkey.
However, there's a high possibility that the protagonist was coerced.
The monkey was extremely grateful that it was covered in fur on its head, face, and body, so that even if it was so ashamed that its whole body felt like it was about to explode from heat, the fur would cover it up and no one would be able to tell.
Faced with Jiang the bully's urging, he closed his eyes, steeled his heart, recalled the dance moves he had just been forced to memorize, and put his hands on his hips.
It's just dancing, I'll give it my all!
I jump!
I'm twisting!
I spin and jump without stopping!
That despicable bully Jiang, are you satisfied now?
As Jiang the bully looked up and glared at him, he laughed and said it wasn't perfect: "Be more relaxed with your movements. You may not be a man anymore, but you're still a male monkey, so don't be so coy. And your expression, don't act like I'm forcing you, smile!"
Li Chengxiao: "..."
The way this revenge was done... most people would never have thought of it.
Monkey: I'm tired, let's destroy it!
After finishing the last move, fearing a "do it again" from his ear, the monkey immediately slipped away and scurried under the sofa, determined never to come out again.
This time, he really wronged Jiang Hanying.
Jiang Hanying really had no intention of making the monkey dance again. Her interest was limited to the previous performance. She mainly wanted to see the monkey's shameful and indignant yet forced to comply appearance, and she was also quite intrigued by the idea of animals dancing.
The rear camera switched back to the front camera, and Jiang Hanying got up and walked out of the bedroom with her phone in her hand.
The monkey, who had been huddled under the sofa listening intently to the sounds outside, breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing her leave and collapsed to the floor.
This meal was so hard to earn!
In the bedroom.
Jiang Hanying pounced on the bed and rolled around. "How was it? Was it fun?"
Li Chengxiao: "That's right. But aren't you afraid it won't be able to handle this... um, and will secretly run away?"
“It doesn’t have the guts. Before we video chatted, I told it that it could dance or not, or leave if it wanted to. You see, it would rather dance than leave. It knows better than anyone that if it goes out, it will die. It clings to me and stays by my side, so it has a little chance of survival.”
Li Chengxiao rubbed his forehead, hesitated for a moment, and then corrected her, "Hanying, that's not how you use the word 'persistently clingy'."
"Oh, okay." Jiang Hanying nodded casually to indicate that she understood. "You answered my video call so quickly? Aren't you going to sleep yet?"
"Deciphering the map."
Li Chengxiao glanced at the table in front of him and then took a picture with the rear camera.
Suddenly, a screen full of lines and numbers appeared on Jiang Hanying's phone screen, making her feel dizzy and lightheaded at a glance.
She quickly said, "Change it back, I don't want to look at this, I want to look at you."
The screen immediately switched back to the cheap owner's face.
"That's much better. So, how's your decoding going?"
"Progress... is about 80% complete."
Jiang Hanying sat up abruptly, "That means it'll be soon!"
"Yes, we have a general area now, but it will be more difficult to pinpoint the exact location as we go further. If we miscalculate even a little, we could end up in two completely opposite locations. The remaining 20% will take about two more days."
Jiang Hanying nodded at him without hesitation: "You'll definitely be able to decipher the correct location." Li Chengxiao unconsciously relaxed his brows a little more, "Then I'll take your good wishes. It's getting late, you should get some rest."
He felt that if the fighting continued like this, he probably wouldn't be able to focus on deciphering the map anymore.
"I'm off tomorrow. I don't have to film or get up early all day."
Then it's okay to stay up a little later!
"Hey, how about I come over to see you tomorrow?"
Instead of spending the whole day eating, sleeping, and lounging in a hotel room, why not take your cheap host out for a stroll?
"You forgot, we're going to visit the Que family's ancestor in Zhishan tomorrow."
Jiang Hanying slapped her forehead; she had really forgotten about this.
Seeing how realistically she was taking pictures, Li Chengxiao said, "You're coming too? Tomorrow, besides visiting her, we'll probably also discuss the plan to investigate Lan Palace. You've been to Lan Palace before."
Jiang Hanying nodded without hesitation: "Okay."
"Then I'll come pick you up tomorrow morning."
"It's a word."
Jiang Hanying hung up the video call with satisfaction.
Immediately afterwards, he sent Pei Yuan a voice message: "You take Yue Zhuo out to play tomorrow, don't worry about me."
Pei Yuan wasn't asleep either. After listening to the voice message, a smile crept onto her lips. "Sis, are you going out with Instructor Li tomorrow?"
Jiang Hanying: "If I guess half right, I still have to visit an old man."
Then it won't just be her and her cheap master anymore.
After hearing the voice message, Pei Yuan couldn't help but widen her eyes and bite her fist.
Are you going to meet my parents so soon?
Instructor Li's efficiency is truly top-notch!
She only had two words: "I'm impressed!"
However, considering our artist's usual style of dressing, which is mainly sporty and casual—wearing whatever is comfortable and relaxed—it's fine for everyday life, but for tomorrow's occasion... such casualness is not acceptable!
"Sis, shall I come over tomorrow and help you pick out an outfit?"
It's rare to see such a proactive assistant, so Jiang Hanying said, "I'll wake you up when I get up, and bring you some breakfast while I'm at it."
Not only does she need to eat, but so do the monkeys.
The snacks in the room won't last long, and besides, she still wants to eat them.
"okay."
No one woke her up, and Jiang Hanying slept soundly until dawn.
I got up and sent a voice message to Pei Yuan. Just as she finished washing up, there was a knock on the door.
Pei Yuan walked in carrying a bag of breakfast. "I just passed by Xin Linglong's room. It seems she didn't go to work today either. There was a lot of noise coming from inside. I wonder what she's doing."
Jiang Hanying nodded, not too surprised. Her mental fortitude was clearly lacking.
The methods she used on Xin Linglong last night did not hinder her normal walking, sitting, or lying down at all.
It's just that you'll often feel a slight pain and coolness in the gaps between your bones, until the residual sword energy dissipates on its own.
"Let's not talk about her anymore, sis. You eat first, I'll go check your walk-in closet."
Pei Yuan had just entered the dressing room when Jiang Hanying glanced at today's breakfast on the table, put two vegetarian buns she didn't like into a disposable lunchbox, placed them on the floor, and then kicked them towards the sofa, accurately kicking them under the sofa.
Hearing the faint sounds coming from below, he said, "These are today's rations. If you want water, come out and drink it when no one is in the room. Remember, you owe me a day's meal."
The monkey, who had just grabbed a steamed bun but hadn't even taken a bite yet: "..."
It's okay, another day has passed, that's good enough.
It's just dancing to earn food. As long as he has no bottom line, shame will never catch up with him!
After silently comforting herself, she took a bite of the steamed bun with tears in her eyes.
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