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Chapter 474 Let's make something memorable: Life is tough, monkeys perform.
There was no sound coming from the bedroom, which had its door slightly ajar.

But Xin Linglong cowered in the corner of the bed, looking at Jiang Hanying standing in the open space in front of the bed, feeling even more terrified than if she had been beaten.

Terrified, she forgot she could even call for help, and her voice completely died.

Just now, after Jiang Hanying dragged Xin Linglong in and threw her onto the bed, she didn't actually do anything else.

There was absolutely no use of fists and feet in the fight.

She felt that with just this kind of blow, once the injury healed and the pain subsided, she would forget about it, and then, in a moment of madness, she might dare to do it again.

There's a saying that goes something like this: once the wound heals, the pain is forgotten.

So she had to make a deep impression on Xin Linglong, so that the other party would remember her for a longer time, perhaps even for a lifetime.

All she did was attach a thin wisp of sword energy to her fingers and then gently touch about 80% of Xin Linglong's bones.

It truly made Xin Linglong experience what it means to feel pain to the bone, and a chill that seemed to seep from every crevice of her bones, extending from the physical to the mental level.

"From now on, behave yourself around me and don't do anything to upset me anymore, okay?"

Xin Linglong's body trembled violently. When she saw Jiang Hanying smile at her with the same smile as when she touched her bone earlier, she felt an urge to nod vigorously and squeeze out a voice from her throat: "No, it won't happen again!"

Jiang Hanying nodded in satisfaction, turned around and walked to the bathroom next door. She turned on the tap and washed her hands. She glanced at the towel hanging on the shelf next to her, hesitated for a moment but did not take it down to wipe her hands. She just shook the water droplets off her hands, opened the bedroom door and walked out.

As she walked to the door of the room, she paused, glancing at the uncollected trash on the floor. "Wasting food is bad."

Xin Linglong's assistant, who hadn't yet made up her mind to ram into the door when she saw the person already out, said: "...I...I won't do it again next time."

"You have to keep your word."

Watching Jiang Hanying's back turn and walk away, the assistant couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. He then hurriedly ran to the bedroom and saw that Xin Linglong's clothes were still intact, her face was free of any marks, and not even a single hair was missing. Only then did he finally feel relieved. It seemed that Jiang Hanying knew what she was doing and that everything was alright.

But she put her mind at ease a little too soon.

Seeing Xin Linglong curled up on the bed, motionless, seemingly unaware of her arrival, she tentatively reached out and gently patted her shoulder.

Unexpectedly, such a slight force caused Xin Linglong to react unusually strongly, and she frantically dodged backward, quickly moving to the other side of the bed.

Before her assistant could even warn her to be careful, she instantly lost her balance and fell backward onto the floor.

Screams and cries of pain echoed throughout the room.

"Hello, Director, this is Xin Linglong's assistant. Sister Linglong... she just slipped and fell in her room. Her tailbone and her entire back are hurting terribly, so she probably won't be able to participate in tomorrow's filming. I'm so sorry to call you so late..."

Director: "...Never mind, let her get some rest."

so tired!
Jiang Hanying was unaware of this follow-up after she left. Back in her room, she felt less full and, thinking back on how she had avenged herself that day, she decided to wash up and go to bed.

After showering, she came out of the bathroom wrapped in a bathrobe, then turned back to get her phone, remembering it was still on the coffee table outside.

I glanced down at the unread messages on my phone screen and realized that my toe seemed to have kicked something.

Looking up, I saw a monkey squealing and flying forward, only to crash solidly into the bedroom door before landing with a "thud" on the floor.

Jiang Hanying stood still for a second, her foot raised, before choosing to play the victim: "What are you doing in front of my feet? You bumped into my toes and hurt them!"

Waking up starving, the monkey crawled out from under the sofa to find something to eat, only to be kicked away and sent sprawling to the ground, completely disoriented. Then, the monkey, now falsely accused, was left speechless.

Listen to this, listen to this, is this human speech? Jiang Hanying met its accusing golden eyes and said defiantly, "What? You want to leave? The door is over there, don't bother coming back."

Upon hearing this, the monkey immediately deflated.

He finally managed to escape that guy's clutches. Before he met Jiang Hanying, he was constantly on the run, barely able to eat. It wasn't until he confirmed Jiang Hanying's identity that he dared to come to her side and was taken in. That guy was only allowed a few days of respite because he was wary of Jiang Hanying. Although he had to practice calligraphy every day, at least he had something to eat and a place to sleep, which was much better than before.

Where should we go now? Are we going to walk right into a trap?
Not to mention that this is when he is at his weakest. His spirit seed left his body and was simply and brutally stuffed back in. This is much more serious than the soul leaving the body of an ordinary person. If he were to go out now, no one would need to come after him. Even a stray cat on the street could pounce on him and bite him to death!
Living under someone else's roof, those who know when to yield are the heroes; living under someone else's roof...

After silently repeating those two sentences a few times in his mind, the monkey wobbled to its feet, tucked its tail between its legs, and took small, shuffling steps to Jiang Hanying's feet. It first rolled around a few times, revealing its little belly, then stood up and cautiously reached out a paw to gently hook the hem of Jiang Hanying's bathrobe, giving it a light tug. Finally, it blinked its beautiful golden eyes, looking up at her with a heart-shaped gesture of coquettish charm.

I must say, after all that, the little one actually looks quite adorable.

Just thinking about what's inside that monkey's body is hilarious, hahaha!

Jiang Hanying couldn't hold back any longer and burst into a villainous laugh, "You've finally met your match!"

monkey:"……"

Everything is for survival!
Fortunately, her efforts were somewhat effective. After laughing, Jiang Hanying felt more energetic and didn't rush to sleep. She opened the refrigerator, opened a bottle of water, and poured half a cup for the monkey in a disposable plastic cup.

As for food, there were no leftovers at her place, and she was too lazy to order takeout and have to go out to get it, so she just gathered some snacks and threw them over.

As for whether or not monkeys are edible, she didn't care.

The monkey stopped being picky, and of course, it didn't dare to be picky. After drinking a few sips of water, it couldn't wait to tear open a bag of sandwich bread and start eating it in big bites.

Finally, having eaten and drunk his fill, the monkey looked up and saw Jiang Hanying looking at him with a thoughtful smile. His intuition sent a chill down his spine.

Suppressing the urge to shrink back under the sofa and hide, he calmly licked the last few drops of water from the plastic cup.

"I am full?"

The monkey put down the cup and nodded hesitantly.

Jiang Hanying flipped her phone screen over. "From now on, you can forget about eating and living for free. Otherwise, I'll feel like I'm losing out by supporting a good-for-nothing like you. Come on, learn to dance for me like in this video, and I'll make up for the cost of this meal."

Looking at the AI-generated animated monkey dancing a children's dance on his phone, the monkey thought: "..."

Let's just kill him!
But grief and indignation can be felt in an instant.

A few minutes later.

"I've chosen the simplest one yet. How about it, have you learned it?"

The monkey nodded reluctantly.

Life is tough, so the monkey performs for money!
Jiang Hanying was about to turn on her phone camera to record it so that her cheap owner could also enjoy it, since only the two of them knew the monkey's secret.

After thinking about it, I decided to just send out a video.

Once the call connects, "Don't say anything yet, I'll show you something funny."

monkey:"……"

He's really about to explode!

How can you bring a group to enjoy it!