LOL: What is a self-destructive jungler?

Chapter 54: The first list of losers is out! Convicted one by one! Large-scale documentary "No Good People"

In Luo Sen’s live broadcast room.

"Something is wrong, everyone. Looking at the expressions of all the FPX members, combined with their performance in the last game, the anchor feels something is wrong."

The second game of BO5 begins and players from both sides enter the field.

Luo Sen, who had successfully sent out 1000 boxes of Adu, moved his mouse to the faces of the FPX players and shook his head: "I feel like FPX might have some problems in the next game."

[The reincarnation of Hua Tuo has evolved into a prophet, and now he wants to be a psychological master? 】

[Host, please give me another box, it's not enough! ]

【The chickens are pure vegetables, and they eat each other well. 】

[Maybe it’s because they knew Mr. Luo was going to commentate, so both sides were very excited, haha.]

[Bad! It turns out that the culprit is Luo÷! ]

"Hey, what's going on? How come the anchor is the culprit? The anchor didn't do anything. The family members don't dare to put the blame on the anchor. The anchor is different from Tiger Brother Lao Jin. The anchor doesn't like to wear a hat!"

Luo Sen looked "unhappy": "My brother Hu and Lao Jin have spoken, but they haven't blamed the anchor yet!"

【? ? ? 】

[Don't worry, I'll start blasting you after the game is over! ]

[Hahahaha, what Mr. Luo said, wouldn't Brother Hu and Lao Jin be so angry that they would vomit blood? ]

[You are the one who gave them an infinite loop and saved the weaklings online, and you are still pretending to be innocent? ]

"Okay, this family member said it well. The host really likes to hear the words of online salvation for noobs."

After the two teams had finalized their lineups, Luo Sen slapped his thigh and said, "Next, let's move on to the second round of 'Find the Noob'!"

【Look for it×】

【Let’s find the difference√】

【Don't laugh challenge√】

While watching the game, Luo Sen glanced at the barrage and successfully activated the lip curling function.

These audience friends are really good at making fun of others.

"In this game, RNG's lineup selection was obviously much more normal. My brother Tiger got Jayce C, which he is not very good at! Yes, getting Jayce C in front of Niu Guli also proves that RNG will definitely help like crazy in this game. Otherwise, Jayce will not be able to gain an advantage, and it will be basically difficult for them to fight with FPX in the mid-term."

"FPX should have prepared for this in advance, and the jungler should be ready to protect the top laner and counter-camp."

What Luo Sen said were the most important things to do from his perspective.

But the situation often does not follow one's personal ideas. Today's second game of BO5 was obviously guessed almost exactly by Luo Sen.

Compared with the personal strength of the top laner, Brother Hu is definitely not as strong as the opposite Niu Guli.

But it doesn’t matter. He is not strong, but he has friends and brothers all over the world. After being unilaterally beaten by Niu Guli in the first game, Brother Hu has awakened and started his own campaign to mobilize players.

So, from the beginning of the game, RNG started playing mahjong and a free-for-all in the top lane.

——By the middle of the game, the number of times RNG's mid and jungle came to the top lane had reached an exaggerated seven times.

FPX never came over once.

Jungler Laotian never went to the top lane once, as if the hero played by Niuguli in the top lane was not Irelia, but Mozi.

Such an outrageous scene once caused a lot of discussion from the outside world.

Seeing this, Luo Sen couldn't help but sigh: "Family members, the fact proves that competition is not about fighting and killing, but about human relationships and worldly wisdom!"

"No matter how strong you are, Niu Guli, but no one will help you. My brother Hu may not be good, but he gets along well with his teammates. Look at this, my family. This is a good guy. RNG will have to focus on the top lane for team building in the future. Of course, the anchor said honestly, joking is joking, but there is nothing wrong with RNG's tactics, while FPX is pure NT."

"As the saying goes, Niu Guli plays 'Heroes', but my brother Tiger plays 'League'!"

“It looks like the same game, but the guys on FPX obviously like Heroes more than League!”

【Hahaha. 】

[This is too miserable. Why didn’t FPX help the top laner when they chose a carry? Niu Bao is about to be caught and cry. ]

[Sure enough, Mr. Shy, when I grew up, I became you! ]

[Tears in my eyes, even the scripts are the same? What on earth is Xiaotian doing? ]

[Lao Jin is too eye-catching today. Is it because he didn't have the chance to draw for his family that he is not in good shape? ]

……

Uzi live broadcast room.

"This Niuguli's sword girl is a bit miserable. She is being trained by the military."

Brother Zao watched as a group of RNG players suddenly came to the top lane, and for a moment he couldn't help but smack his lips: "RNG's current tactics are very clear, they just want to protect Tiger!"

"Yes……"

Several people nearby nodded, and Ning Mazi looked sideways at the director. He had done this many times before, just wanting to ask the director about the current number of viewers for them and Luo Sen.

The director saw this and shook his head slightly, and the headset said: "11W vs. 115W."

Everyone's mouth twitched.

Even the five of them working together can't beat Luo Sen alone?

I can’t beat even one person in 5V1, I can’t play anymore!
"Xiao Hu, Xiao Hu... Oh my, Xiao Hu is so tough, the armor shoes saved his life!!"

At this moment, Brother Zao exclaimed.

It turned out that Tiger Brother Jayce had another attack. Not only did he get hit by a skill when he flashed, but he even pressed his "Golden Body" in a desperate situation. In the end, he relied on his own armor and his teammates next to him to escape. It was really pleasing to the eye.

……

"Great! Call it a day! Let's record this. After this BO5, the host's screen is already full of footage. My dear friends, can you understand the host's pain?"

Luo Sen live broadcast room.

Luo Sen was overjoyed to have obtained classic materials again.

The barrage filled the screen with question marks.

【? ? ? 】

【Pain? Smile! 】

[This wave of armor shoes is very useful! My tiger is extraordinary. He predicted his own mistakes half an hour in advance! ]

"Ahem... Jayce's armor boots may seem strange to others, but to me, Tiger, it's the most normal outfit."

Luo Sen said loudly: "Let's not talk about whether he is a pure JB idiot or not. Everyone knows that my brother Tiger's outfit has always been a three-piece suit."

"Some people may ask, what are these three pieces? Today, the host will tell you about it."

"The so-called three pieces of tiger equipment are: armor shoes, magic drinking knife, and arm guards."

"My family may not be able to hear clearly, please type it out..."

Luo Sen directly clicked on the text and typed out the names of three pieces of equipment: "Cloth Armor Scraps, Lustful Demon Blade, Tiger Force."

"Ah, these three pieces of equipment are collectively called the three-piece set for the mixed man. They are invincible. Brother Tiger loves them the most."

"Of course, the anchor is not here to criticize my brother Hu. In fact, my family members also saw that it was because of my brother Hu's perfect equipment that we avoided the fate of being killed in the previous wave."

"In the past, there were always people who criticized my Tiger Brother, saying that he was too aggressive. To the anchor, this is completely wrong. You can tell by looking at his equipment. My Tiger Brother has never been a weakling, and his personality is not too aggressive."

"I think compared to Taihu, judging by his outfit, he is more suitable for the word 'gecko'. Can climb, dare to climb, not afraid of climbing, just climb!"

"Don't my family members want to say to me when they see my brother Tiger doing something stupid - crawl?"

[Pfft haha. 】

[Brother Tiger is really eye-catching today. Where is the Spring Tiger Emperor? ]

[It's all Luo's fault! Few contestants performed normally today. ]

[Mr. Luo, you should be prepared to pay the money! ]

[You are making me laugh so hard, can you please stop doing this, Mr. Luo? ]

Luo Sen continued typing after reading the text: [Good news: Brother Tiger is not too fierce anymore. Bad news: He has become even fiercer.]

【Ha ha ha ha. 】

[Hubi and Bihu, do you want to make me laugh to death? What good will it do you? 】

【6. 】

"That's enough, everyone. You don't need to watch this anymore. This game is over. RNG won."

After his sharp comments, Luo Sen had already glimpsed the outcome of this game, and even the outcome of today's BO5.

——Except for the first game when FPX took advantage of RNG's active strategy, the overall condition and player mentality of FPX were obviously inferior to RNG.

Sure enough, after the second game ended, today's third game was like a perfect replica and re-rehearsal of the second game.

In the end, RNG defeated FPX with a score of 3:1 and won the final victory of today's BO5.

When the MVP was calculated after the game, it was given to Gala, who had always been inconspicuous.

The popularity of Luo Sen’s live broadcast room exceeded 120 million, and today’s third round of “luxurious gift giveaways” began.

"If RNG loses, we'll give away Adu. If FPX loses, we'll give away hats and golden monkey dolls!"

Luo Sen showed the gifts to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Isn't the anchor generous enough? All the gifts in the live broadcast room today are custom-made by the anchor himself and found by big manufacturers."

"What does it mean, my family? It means that the Adu I give to you has my brother Tiger and RNG's name printed on it!"

【Puff???】【True or false?】

[Forget about the hat, you are cursing your family, right? ]

[What bad luck! What bad luck! ]

[I lost interest instantly.]

【The sexual contraction force is fully extended. 】

"Ahem, of course I was joking. How could that be possible? I was just trying to liven up the atmosphere..."

Luo Sen coughed twice, then shook his body, saved the various "material animated images" that had occupied most of the screen, and opened the Miaopu software.

Above, a real-time comment section for today's "Unprecedented BO5" has already appeared.

Luo Sen clicked on the comment section, uploaded his materials one by one, and then said in a loud voice: "Well, while we're drawing the prizes, our first batch of 'weak list' has been released today!"

"Today's noobs are looking for talents. Ten top chefs showed us their top cooking skills. People say that the anchor is a living Buddha of e-sports. Today, the anchor will save the souls of the noobs who are just eating and waiting to die!"

“Again, who tries their best, who commits crimes, who plays more as a team, who controls the lane in the jungle?”

"First of all, Brother Tiger."

Luo Sen clicked on Brother Hu's comment post in this BO5 and found that the number of people who had rated it had reached over 5000, and the traffic activity was extremely exaggerated.

"The host has already said that today's Tiger Brother is a pure tiger. In one word, crawl. In one more word, that is..."

Luo Sen typed: [I will burn myself (I am a fuel-efficient lamp)! ]

"Today's performance - a Class A war criminal!"

【? ? ? 】

[Hahaha, I will burn myself (I am a fuel-efficient lamp) I really can't hold it, brother, are you a genius? ]

[Hahaha, even if I win I'm still a war criminal, right?]

[Don't be so mean, there are no good people here at Luo÷! ]

[No good person is left unpunished. It is true. 】

"Then there's Xiaoming, who doesn't have much presence, so the host gave him the evaluation of "Ming Shiyin" - an ordinary war criminal!"

【I’m super, farmer! 】

[Stop pretending? This is a showdown, right?]

[Host, stop pretending. Are you collecting money for pesticides? ]

Luo Sen was very honest: "At present, the anchor has not received any 'feedback' from Pesticide. After the live broadcast ends today, the anchor hopes to receive it, um..."

"Then there's Gala, the only normal person in RNG today—not a war criminal."

"..."

After Luo Sen briefly "characterized" the five players of RNG today, he turned his attention to FPX and immediately became excited.

"Family, dinner is coming!"

"First up is our heavyweight guest, Lao Jin!"

"As for Lao Jin, considering that he just 'returned', it is normal for his condition to fluctuate. After all, the prison guards are not here, Xiaobi will be here for a while... The host's comment on him here is-"

"——I hope it can be on the legal channel!"

"Remember! Class A war criminals are the lowest limit for war criminals, but not your lowest limit!"

After typing this, Luo Sen clicked a star and exclaimed, "Maya! I accidentally clicked a star!"

【puff. 】

【Why can you send voice? ! 】

[I'm at work, please stop it. I almost laughed out loud.]

[The legal channel is too cruel. ]

Luo Sen didn't read the comments, clicked on Lao Lin's avatar and continued to make his assessment.

"As for Lao Lin, since he failed in his fight for the right to mate, I suggest you find a new target. The host recommends another teammate, Lao Jin. He is a perfect match - another Class A war criminal!"

"Laotian... His only role in the game today may be to disgust his teammates. Um... OK, the anchor dare not comment too much, fearing that he can't bear the blow. If the blow is too severe, we may not see this top jungler tomorrow. He will not be a war criminal, too disgusting, pure CS, just ignore it."

"Then there's Niu Guli... I can only say it's a pity. The host suggested that he find more opportunities to learn the ways of the world from my brother Tiger and adapt to the local customs - he won't be a war criminal."

"Finally... of course it's the anchor himself."

Luo Sen found the column for the character he was explaining, clicked on it and discovered that there were many people who had rated it, but many of them were one-star ratings from haters.

He was instantly defeated: "No, is this the opposite of Tian Gang? Why are there so many haters criticizing the anchor? Isn't the anchor's commentary neutral enough? Even the commentary of passers-by is not good enough?"

Luo Sen immediately yelled in the live broadcast room: "Hey, is the person in charge of Miaopu in the live broadcast room? Block all those who gave one star! It seems that the anchor has to play some "Game of Thrones" today."

"Normally the host doesn't play games, it's for the sake of fairness, but if you guys do this, then the host won't be polite."

【"game of Thrones"】

[Hahaha, you're starting to get serious, aren't you? ]

The person in charge of Miaopu was also confused at the moment, and typed weakly: [Boss Luo, is it really blocked? There are quite a lot of people there...]

"Block it! Can't you see the effect of his live broadcast?" The little baby jumped out and said: "Are you not smart enough?"

principal:"……"

How dare he not listen to what the shareholder said?

But the next moment, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Because Luo Sen was already waving his hands cheerfully in the live broadcast room: "Ahem, just kidding, folks. Miaopu is the most fair and just rating software on the entire Internet! It's 10,000 times better than Hupu. How could they do such a thing? Scold! Scold the host severely! It doesn't matter, the host doesn't mind."

"Okay, so we've just finished reviewing the contestants. Next up is... oh yeah, and steak, I forgot."

Luo Sen saw the avatar of Steak. The Living Buddha didn't want to miss the opportunity to save any soul, so he clicked on it and typed in five words: [Steak? Pork chop! Not human!]

[Not a human, hahaha. ]

[My goodness, you dried my steak into pork chop, didn't you? 】

[I didn't expect that he wasn't human. I laughed so hard that I was stunned. 】

"No normal human being can lead a team of FPX's caliber to this level."

Luo Sen explained, and then his enthusiasm did not diminish: "These are just appetizers, family members, next is the 'byte analysis' of all our materials today. The anchor will give you the most professional perspective and comment on our players' incredible operations today! And later it will be made into a 'highlight collection' and uploaded to the entire network, so you can torture it!"

【? ? ? 】

[And? ? Luo÷ you are really cruel! ]

[Wish our brother was like this, right? 】

【All are war criminals! 】

[Convicted One by One]

【No good people.】

[Hahaha, there really isn't a single good person left now. In Mr. Luo's eyes, they're all bad guys! ]

"OK, my family can't wait, let's get started..."

……

The competition site, interview area.

While Luo Sen was still busy "convicting" today's players, RNG and FPX, as the winner and loser, also completed post-match interviews and media interviews.

The interview was not pleasant, as many e-sports media came here just to smell the scent. The questions they asked were more heart-wrenching than the last.

Something like "Luo Sen is commentating on your game today. I heard it's very popular. What do you think?"

When asked this question, Brother Hu's face turned green visibly. He was silent for a long time before saying, "I'm not familiar with him."

On the other side, Lao Lin was more direct: "He can only talk. If he dares to play the game, I will give him shit..."

The microphone at the back was cut off. Although it was just a post-match media interview and not a live broadcast, there were still many spectators and media taking videos. It was impossible for Lao Lin to say such words in public.

Despite this, it is already obvious what the attitudes of the two teams competing today are towards Luo Sen.

Before the two teams left the field, articles and videos from marketing accounts and media were already flying all over the place, with all kinds of eye-catching headlines emerging one after another.

——【LWX said in public: If Luo Sen dares to play in the game, I can beat the shit out of him! 】

——【Xiaohu said after the game: I'm not familiar with Luo Sen.】

——【Luo Sen commented on LPL, with the highest number of online viewers exceeding 120 million, breaking his own record since the live broadcast.】

——【Luo Sen 1V5Uzi Ning Wang Xiang Guo won a great victory! Home advantage? Luo Sen said: "Game of Thrones". 】

——【Luo Sen’s post-match comment: None of them are good.】

All kinds of strange and bizarre headlines were posted online, flooding major media forums such as Tieba, Bilibili, Tik Tok, and Miaopu.

As it turned out, the "first cooperation" between Tik Tok and Penguin and Fujii's first plan to enter Tik Tok went extremely smoothly with the help of Luo Sen and became an explosive hit.

The popularity of an ordinary playoff BO5 today actually exceeded that of previous semifinals, and even approached the LPL finals.

When Mr. Gao received this news in the background, his mouth was about to burst with laughter.

(End of this chapter)