LOL: What is a self-destructive jungler?

Chapter 53: Things are different now, Mr. Luo is powerful! The living Buddha of e-sports is online! Specializing in saving the souls of idiots!
Luo Sen live broadcast room.

"The stain said that canceling the account is okay? Hahaha."

Luo Sen saw the barrage of comments and the account cancellation that had died five times on the field. The one living in Bengbu said, "Why is my brother Stain everywhere? It seems that the singing just now still failed to impress my brother Supplies. He is lying with his eyes open. He has to clean up for my brother Tiger."

"But it's nothing, it's normal, family members."

Luo Sen said bluntly: "With his level, what can he see? Can he compare with the anchor?"

"If he was still good, he wouldn't be lying around now. Don't mention the contract. Is it really as exaggerated as it is? Is he still missing a chance to come back? I think he will come back only when he is no longer popular."

"The only thing that's toughest in my body is my mouth. Here, the anchor uses this couplet to evaluate my brother Zao's current level of vision——"

"——The bathtub is filled with dirt and stains. The little bath boy is so ridiculous."

"No need, folks. The host thinks we should care about the e-sports people. If he says so, then let him say so. He has said so, why don't you obey him?"

【? ? ? 】

[Hahaha, what are you hinting at? ]

[You kid! You just finished singing, and now you're playing couplets? ]

【mussel.】

[Is this a couplet? Does the anchor only know one sentence? ]

"It's a pair. This is a pair."

"Of course there is a next sentence... Wait for the host to think about it..."

Luo Sen glanced at RNG, who were already at a great disadvantage, and blurted out: "In the game, Tiger must be inferior, Ming must be hidden, and the dignified Huazi is hard to beat."

[Pfft haha. 】

【I am super! 】

【The star of literature descends to earth! 】

[This sentence is so neat and clear. ]

["So neat"]

【Today's live broadcast is amazing! 】

【Awesome.】

"What's this?"

Seeing how enthusiastic the audience in the live broadcast room were, Luo Sen also became interested.

After watching the game, it was almost over. As he expected, RNG was about to lose to FPX due to lineup problems. But to be honest, in this first game of the BO5 playoffs, both sides committed crimes in turns, which provided Luo Sen with a lot of material. It was obvious that neither side was in good shape.

"Since the family members are so considerate, the host will improvise a few more to help everyone enjoy the meal and liven up the atmosphere."

"It all started with that rice ball battle just now..."

After Luo Sen finished speaking, he pondered for a moment and said, "The first couplet: Ming Mie Hu Nuo Gala is difficult!"

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[Are you serious? ]

【Hahahaha, where’s the second line, where’s the second line! 】

"The second line..."

Luo Sen thought for a moment and said, “Jin Lin wants to lick (the sky) and it’s not Qingsong.”

"Horizontal banner: Battle for spouse."

"It was indeed a battle for the family members. Lao Jin risked his life just now, but in the end he still failed to get the approval of the three people. Lao Lin Lao Tianhu really doesn't want to play with him!"

【《The Battle for Spouse》】

[Hahaha, you can do something fancy for your family members in a team battle, right? ]

[Not satisfied, not satisfied, come again! Come again! ]

"Come again..."

Luo Sen was a bit troubled: "Then the family members will test the anchor a bit. After all, the anchor is not a professional. How can this thing just appear? It all depends on inspiration."

"And if you say the wrong thing, the Rambo next to the anchor will turn red and get mad!"

[No, my family wants to hear it! ]

[The anchor doesn’t care about his family anymore, right? I’ve unfollowed him. 】

【The medicine is here. I want the medicine. 】

[Madam is here to supervise the battle? ]

[The game is over, RNG's first game was not in good shape! ]

The barrage scrolled across the screen, and a netizen came with medicine. Luo Sen took a look and found that the other party had just entered his live broadcast room.

"Welcome Yaoyao... um... today we are the commentator Mr. Luo, commentating on the game."

"Anchor, look... RNG is really unstoppable. This Irelia is a bit fat... What's going on? Gala still wants to persist? Do you want to believe in Gala? Xiaoming also stood up! RNG's bottom lane doesn't want to give up... But Brother Hu has already chosen to kneel down and kowtow. It's over. My brother Hu was killed instantly!"

"Alright, let's end the game in one wave, GG."

"oops……"

Seeing the five FPX players quickly pushing the base, Luo Sen shook his head and couldn't help but sigh: "This game is really..."

"Ten people are competing, nine are like cows and horses, no match for eight soldiers and seven cannons, six points of shooting, five dead, four injured, three roads collapsed, two stubborn guys, another loss!"

【? ? ? ? 】

【coming! coming! 】

[Oh my god, you really come as soon as you say so? ]

【Neat!!】

[Awesome, can you fight against me? 】

【What is the next sentence? 】

The cure for unhappiness couldn't help but say: [Good writing. ]

Luo Sen blinked and said cheerfully, "The next sentence... the next sentence... oh, the director gave me the prison screen, so the next sentence is..."

"—— Sentenced to ten years in prison, served nine years, eight months and seven days, the child is six years, five months and four days old, three points like Lao Wang, two points like his mother, and nothing like you!"

【Hahahahaha! 】

【Oh My God! 】

[Is it true? ]

[Although it’s not that neat, my family members are convinced. ]

【The show is very effective! 】

"Not quite so neat, is it? Then, host, please repeat it..."

Luo Sen actively admitted his fault and casually added: "--Ten years in prison, nine years in jail, the child is eight months and seven days old, released at the age of six, arrived at three o'clock on May 4th, two people are at home, and wear another hat!"

"How about this time?"

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【god! ! 】

[Hahaha, I am so amused. You are wearing a hat again, right?]

[You are really vicious! ! ]

[I won’t watch any games without your commentary from now on! ]

[Mr. Luo, have you ever considered your family? After watching your live broadcast of the game, how can we watch other people's commentary in the future? We simply can't muster the slightest interest! ]

【666666. 】

As the live broadcast room's bullet screen was scrolling frantically, the temperature bar above Rambo's head, who had been motionless next to Luo Sen, suddenly grew from yellow to red, and a mechanical voice shouted, "Warning! Warning!!"

“Warning!! Warning!!”

"Hey, how come this has made my brother Rambo famous? Stop it, stop it, my family, the anchor needs to stop it, or he will be reminded."

Luo Sen fell silent, and the red light on Rambo's body gradually dissipated and returned to normal.

【Hahaha. 】

[I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to die of laughter in this live broadcast room today. ]

[That's not right, Brother Rambo. Brother Zao wasn't mentioned here. How come he has a 'bond' with Lao Jin? ]

"Don't be so mean in the comments. I, Brother Rambo, am here to supervise the anchors. Even if it's not my Brother Zao, he still has to warn them! We treat everyone equally, right? Let's get back to the game... Well, judging by their expressions, FPX doesn't seem too happy about winning."

Luo Sen turned his attention back to the playing field.

At this moment, the game was over and all the members of FPX and RNG had stood up, but what was surprising was that FPX, who had obviously won, did not seem very happy. Top laner Niuguli sat on a chair with his head in his hands, and the other players nearby had already walked out of the game room one by one, and no one paid any attention to each other.

On the contrary, the atmosphere on the losing side of RNG was lively, and there was no major emotional fluctuation due to losing a small game.

"Laojin, Laolin, Laotian... something is wrong. The anchor feels that something is wrong with FPX. It seems that the three e-sports lao are a little emotional now. It doesn't matter. The anchor will take pictures of them all and we will slow down the 'byte analysis'."

Luo Sen said passionately: "Speaking of this, the host forgot to tell the family members that in order to satisfy the family members' curiosity, the host specially invited professional psychology teachers and lip reading teachers, who can accurately 'translate' what the e-sports players said on the field, team voice and so on..." "It's a pity that the teacher has something to do today and is temporarily absent, but it doesn't matter. The host will send all the materials to the teacher later. When the time comes, the host will organize it into a document and tell everyone completely. Please appreciate it!"

【? ? ? 】

【god! ! 】

[Damn, money power, huh? ]

[I am crying! Mr. Luo is not like other people. Others have forgotten their poor friends long ago, but only Mr. Luo knows how to give back! ]

[My eyes are filled with tears, Mr. Luo, let me put on a pair of sunglasses to show my appreciation! ]

【《Psychological Teacher》《Lip Reading Teacher》】

[Real byte analysis, right? ]

[Are you the living Buddha of e-sports? You specialize in saving the souls of noobs, right? ]

[Are you a devil? Then the players in the competition will hate you to death. They will even have to be careful when farting. ]

[Why is Luo Zong so popular now? Why not in S8? If he was popular in S8, we would be able to hear what happened in the RNG team voice chat! ]

"It's well known throughout the internet that the anchor is the one who loves his fans the most!"

Luo Sen said in a loud voice: "The first game is over, and the next step is to enter the advertising time. During this time, the anchor will also give some benefits to the family members... The family members know that the anchor likes to give benefits to the family members the most!"

"This time it's a real giveaway, no kidding. The anchor specially contacted A-Du and several other manufacturers to organize this small event."

"In today's first game, RNG lost, so according to 'sort by category', the anchor will give out 1000 boxes of Adu for free in the live broadcast room before the second game starts!"

"My family, my friends, the result of the game tells us that we must protect ourselves when we are outside! Take precautions! What are you waiting for? Type in the comments 'There are wins and losses on the court, and there is Adu in the game - protect'! Collect the benefits together!"

【Protect! Protect!!】

【Protect! 】

【Protect!!】

【Adu has found the code to wealth. 】

【A-Du is now in a 'closely cooperating' relationship with Mr. Luo. 】

[You kid! You can always come up with something new for us, right? ]

[Free gift, damn, tears in my eyes! How much would 1000 boxes cost? ]

【Luo÷ is indeed generous. 】

[I hope RNG will continue to lose next time, I still want to grab it! ]

"Hey, the one who hopes RNG loses is too much. How can you say that about the team we're playing today? And you're obviously a scumbag!" Luo Sen 'scolded' the hater, then waved his hand and said, "Don't worry about the price, the anchor has already paid for it. Not for anything else, just to celebrate... just to tell everyone to protect themselves when they are outside, to remind everyone, okay, start giving away."

……

Magic City, Hongqiao Tiandi Performing Arts Center.

One of the main venues of LPL.

Inside the backstage of the RNG lounge.

"Fuck, I knew Luo's commentary would cause trouble, it's so fucking disgusting!!"

Sitting on the chair, he closed his account and opened the forum. Without refreshing the page, the popular posts and topics that popped up on the homepage were all Luo Sen's live commentary of their game.

I just clicked in and took a quick look, and then my eyes went dark and I almost vomited blood.

——What he saw was a screenshot of Luo Sen’s live broadcast room taken by a fan. In the originally clean and tidy live broadcast screen, there were many slow-motion GIF animation operations densely arranged.

Half of them were due to the mistakes he made in this game!

Luo Sen did what he said. Not only did he do the "byte analysis", he even planned to put it on an infinite loop in the live broadcast room for a week. The main feature was to whip the corpse repeatedly and torture it repeatedly!

"Luo÷!!!"

Xiao Ming standing next to him saw several couplets made by Luo Sen on the spot. He usually had a good image in public, but at this moment, his teeth were broken.

What does it mean to be invisible? Hu Nuo admitted that he sometimes does this, but when has he ever been invisible?

Luo÷This is discriminatory treatment, that is, indiscriminate AOE range attack... uh wait, it seems that these two points are a bit contradictory.

No matter what, anyway, Luo÷Biss!

"What does the official mean by letting such a person commentate on our game? Isn't this asking for our lives? With the players on the field being messed up by him, how can they still have the mind and mood to play the game?"

Shirahoshi was also very angry: "We have to protest! We must protest!"

"I heard that President Gao has said in several meetings that he likes Luo very much..."

The manager next to him coughed twice.

Bai Xing: “?”

"So we have to bow to the 'power'? Can we? Where is the spirit of our ancestors? Are you going to bend your back just like that?!"

After Bai Xing finished speaking, he was stunned for a moment, and then he broke down and cursed: "...I already knew about this! He even used force?! He can be considered a force to us now!!"

"He's still powerful when FW can't even play in a game?!"

Everyone: "..."

"Don't look at it, don't look at it. What are you looking at? Only if we win today can we avoid being led by Luo and causing trouble. Don't let these things affect your mentality."

The coach was more professional. Seeing that the RNG players were still browsing Tieba and Weibo, he snatched the cancelled phones and gave them instructions - no one was allowed to surf the Internet before the end of today's game.

……

On the other side, next door.

Inside the FPX backstage lounge.

The atmosphere in RNG's backstage lounge is different at the moment.

In the FPX lounge, no one was discussing the content of the previous game, nor was anyone paying attention to Luo Sen's live commentary today. The main focus was on everyone playing their own games.

So the atmosphere in the room was a little depressing at the moment, with only the coach Niang Niang and Doinb chatting from time to time. But more often, Lao Jin's eyes would unconsciously glance at Lao Tian and Lao Lin, who were sitting at least two chairs away, with a look of gloating.

"Everyone, Nuguri wants to communicate with you."

Niu Guli's translator weakly raised his hand at this moment, indicating that he wanted to speak.

But no one present paid any attention to him. They continued doing what they were doing, some playing with their phones, some chatting.

Seeing this, the translator glanced back at Niu Guli and said, "Um... Xia Quan wants to talk to everyone about how to play the next game... He wants to communicate more with Xiao Tian and hopes that the jungler can take care of the top lane more. Otherwise, like in the first game, the opponent's jungler can come back ten times in a game, and he will have a hard time..."

Lao Tian, ​​who was looking down at his phone, heard the voice, looked up at the translator, sneered and said nothing.

"..." The translator looked helplessly at coach Niu Pai, and then at Niu Guli.

"Let me explain." Seeing this, Niu Guli stood up and said in Korean: "Because I always get very strong heroes on the line. If we can't gain a big advantage in the early stage, it will be very disadvantageous to our team and the outcome of the game, so I hope the jungler can take a proper look at the top lane. I'm not asking Xiaotian to help me catch people, but to help me at the right time, at least to curb the ganks of the opponent's mid and jungle..."

"What bird language is he speaking?"

Before Niu Guli could finish, Lao Lin waved his hands impatiently: "Stop talking, stop talking. I'm so annoyed."

Although Niu Guli's Chinese is not very good, he has been in FPX for a few months and can still vaguely understand the "team culture" and "daily words". So when he heard Lao Lin say this, he was a little embarrassed. He scratched his head and tried to say in awkward Chinese: "No, it vaguely means..."

"Can you be quiet for a while? Didn't we just win? This is not DWG, not a team that focuses on top lane, why are you talking so much?"

Lao Tian frowned and stood up: "I'm going to the toilet."

Lao Lin looked at Lao Tian, ​​his eyes flickered a few times, and he cursed angrily in a low voice: "Damn it..."

Lao Tian paused, then continued walking towards the door, but he deliberately used force to close the door - there was a "bang" sound, which scared everyone.

"puff."

Lao Jin was standing beside him, crossing his legs, his lips cracking with laughter.

Coach Steak and the manager watched all this with frowns on their faces, shaking their heads.

The outside world thought that FPX had recovered after a short period of pain, but in fact it was far from the case.

First of all, their current performance in the LPL is not as good as expected. They were missing the starting mid laner and the jungler BO was banned by Luo Sen. They were really lucky and made it to the playoffs purely relying on the personal strength of other players.

When they advance to the playoffs, the prison money is returned, and it seems that everything is over. But in fact, the gap is irreparable, so how can it be restored to the way it was before?
The conflicts within the FPX team had already accumulated to a point, and now they just let nature take its course and broke out completely.

At present, without talking about the management, let’s just talk about the relationship between the five star players and starting members of the FPX team.

Because of something that is well known, Lao Tian and Lao Lin have become enemies. They don't even talk to each other during training. They used to want to sleep together every day, but now they both want the other to get away quickly.

On the other hand, Lao Jin is very disgusted with Lao Tian. He might have concealed it before, but after experiencing a major change in his life and returning to the present, he no longer even pretended and was directly and openly sarcastic.

Similarly, Lao Tian also extremely hates Lao Jin.

The last two remaining players, Niu Guli and Liu Qingsong, the former suffered from cold violence almost every day due to language barriers and being in such a team environment. Less than half a year after coming to LPL, his personality has changed completely and he has become completely autistic.

The latter is more direct. They usually don't bother to care about these trivial matters and just focus on themselves and highlight their own beauty.

In addition, FPX spent a huge price last year to keep the original team and introduce Niu Guli, but the results this year are so bad.

The management is almost driven into autism by the boss's criticism, and there are signs of a rebellion.

Luo is causing trouble outside and the boss is under a lot of pressure inside.

As a result, FPX, which seems to be the biggest galaxy battleship in LPL this year, is now showing signs of collapse and disintegration internally.

Nuguri felt the atmosphere in the lounge in despair, his eyes were lifeless and he remained silent for a long time.

(End of this chapter)