What's the crash? I'm playing the game normally.
Chapter 846: The bug in the mental chapter explodes! A social death scene.
Chapter 846: The bug of the "heartfelt words" bug explodes! A social media frenzy ensues.
At this moment, Princess Viya was like a robot, like a network lag, or like a statue, the curve of her mouth did not change in the slightest, she just kept smiling like that.
The demon hunter standing nearby couldn't help but blink and wave.
No, it's not frozen; it's not a still image.
For a moment, many of the demon hunters thought the scene before them was stuck.
The old man beside the princess and Zhou Shan, the master of the mirror, couldn't help but secretly glance at the princess. They naturally knew the princess's true character, and at the same time, they couldn't help but shout in their hearts.
"Hold on, Princess! You mustn't break through her defenses!"
"So many people are watching!"
Old Li and Zhou Shan were starting to panic.
They had never seen such a horrific scene before. The opponent had actually unleashed a fart from a princess who looked like Viya, which woke up the dragon. Every scene they witnessed terrified them.
At this point, Princess Viya was unable to speak. Maintaining the smile on her face was already a great effort, and she didn't even have the energy to say any flattering lines.
Princess Viya smiled at Nani... her facial muscles were twitching, but she persevered in the end.
However, Zhou Shan, who was standing to the side, suddenly heard a strange sound. He turned his head and couldn't help but swallow. He saw that the floor under the princess's feet had completely shattered, and the princess's sandals were completely stuck in it, twisting and turning.
hiss……
Oh no, the princess is furious.
Everyone stared blankly at the screen. This was the first time they had ever seen a dragon awakened in this way. Was this really okay?
The dragon never imagined that what could awaken him was not a hero, but a fart.
The Blazing Dragon, pinching its nose and flapping its wings to disperse the stench, looked at the foul-smelling princess in front of it with some fear and asked:
"What are you? A shit monster?"
"Did you have diarrhea right here?"
"How could it smell so bad?!"
Bai Wan cleared his throat and put away his "stinky chess princess." He couldn't go too far, or what if the princess got angry?
He explained in a low voice, "Lord Dragon God, this is a terrible move the princess made..."
"what?"
The dragon had opened its eyes, which should have been very imposing, but now it was pinching its nose and rolling its eyes, and even its originally fiery red scales had been blackened by smoke.
"Ahem, that's not important. Lord Divine Dragon, you were awakened by me, please bestow upon me your legacy."
Shenlong was stunned for several seconds before he understood the cause and effect.
Did this human in front of me summon something that woke it up with its stench? Is that even possible?
It did say that it would be rewarded if anyone could wake it up, but I never imagined there would be such a way to wake it up...
To be honest, it's not very willing to give rewards.
Now it was awakened by a fart, the stench was unbearable, and its majesty as a dragon completely vanished. It was already a miracle that it didn't execute the human before it on the spot, but...
Seeing the seemingly foolish humans before it, it felt a sense of panic for some reason, a feeling that something was not right—a powerful instinct stemming from its dragon nature.
The human in front of me doesn't seem like someone to mess with. It's best not to get too close to him or develop a relationship with him, or things will turn out badly.
As the Blazing Dragon thought this, it reluctantly dug off a piece of its own scale and threw it towards Bai Wan.
The scales that were once gleaming have now been discolored by farts.
For the person who awakened it, this was the best it could do; it couldn't possibly pass on its legacy to a mere ghost hunter.
Bai Wan pouted, somewhat disappointed. Looking at the piece of scale armor in his hand, he wondered if there was no legendary dragon profession.
It would be even better if something else were revealed.
Never mind, the Dragon God is right here, he can come anytime.
If you wake it up a few more times occasionally, just treat it as harvesting韭菜 (a metaphor for exploiting people).
The others were utterly shocked.
They actually gave him a reward instead of getting angry and attacking him? What kind of absurd way is this to wake him up?
It completely shattered their worldview.
Lin Chacha, Bei Nai, and the others were extremely surprised.
At this moment, Li Nan looked at the dragon scale on the ground with a strange expression, and for a moment he found it a little funny.
He thought to himself:
[Scales that've been hit by a fart? Those things must be tainted with the smell, are they even usable anymore?]
[This is the first time I've seen dragon scales that've been hit by a fart; they're all black.]
Bai Wan and Bei Nai were both stunned for a moment and looked at Li Nan.
Bene opened her mouth wide. Only then did she realize that the other party might have been hit by Nani's damn skill, just like her. She saw that the dragon's eyes were already a bit strange, and it had noticed Li Nan.
Bene wanted to speak up to remind him, but fearing to disturb the dragon, she gestured with her hands. However, Li Nan seemed completely oblivious to her gestures, still lost in his own amusing thoughts:
[This is hilarious! This dragon has been dyed black. Forget calling it the Blazing Flame Dragon, it should be called the Black Flame Dragon, no, the Black-Butt Flame Dragon, lol]
Li Nan suddenly couldn't help but smile, but he restrained himself a little, though the more he thought about it, the funnier it became.
[Pfft, calling it the Exploding Fart Dragon wouldn't be bad either]
Li Nan clutched his stomach, laughing so hard he almost cramped up, but he covered his mouth, afraid that the Blazing Dragon Lord in front of him would notice.
[It's been smoked like this, maybe calling it a smoked dragon wouldn't be so bad?]
Bai Wan: "..."
Benedict: "..."
Lin Chacha: "???"
At this moment, Lin Chacha stared at Li Nan in shock, her mouth agape.
Benai also secretly glanced at the Smoked Dragon, whose face was indeed blackened by the smoke, and its eyes were staring at Li Nan with terrifying eyes.
His eyes were filled with murderous intent.
No one has ever been so arrogant towards me before.
It's over, Li Nan is over.
Beneath her pale face, Nani's skill was terrifying.
"call……"
The Blazing Dragon was already somewhat angry, its breath emanating a terrifying aura.
At this moment, Li Nan also suddenly noticed that something was wrong with the dragon in front of him, so he looked at the Blazing Dragon with some curiosity and doubt.
[Huh? What's wrong with this farting dragon? Is it about to unleash its dragon breath? But its lungs are probably full of farts right now, so it should be called a dragon fart now... hahaha]
Li Nan couldn't help but think of it.
Lin Chacha panicked a bit and immediately slapped Li Nan twice, shouting, "Shut up! Kneel down and apologize to the Dragon God!"
"what?"
Li Nan had no idea what had happened. He didn't say anything, but just wondered how Lin Chacha knew he had disrespected the Dragon God.
"I'm sorry, Lord Dragon God." Lin Chacha was also speechless. She didn't know what was wrong with Li Nan. She didn't know Bai Wan's skills. She only saw that Li Nan suddenly went crazy and didn't care about his life. He even came up with names like "Exploding Fart Dragon" and "Smoked Dragon". He really dared to name them.
How could she not know that Li Nan was so brave?
The Blazing Dragon was furious and wanted nothing more than to devour the human man in front of him, but it glanced at Nani warily, feeling that spending too much time with Nani would bring bad luck.
It was too lazy to pay attention to this group of foolish humans. It was better to avoid trouble. It let out a heavy snort, climbed back to the side, closed its eyes, and fell asleep again.
It should stay away from the humans in front of it. It was woken up by the fart and now it's finding it increasingly strange. How could there be such an attack method?
Lin Chacha breathed a sigh of relief once she saw the dragon had gone far away.
She was genuinely afraid that the dragon might suddenly go berserk and devour everyone.
But Li Nan is too audacious! What kind of talk is "smoking a dragon with farts"? He really dares to say that.
However, this tactic is quite outrageous.
Lin Chacha couldn't help but think of that terrifyingly bad chess princess, and she couldn't help but smile.
[This is hilarious! The princess's fart actually woke the dragon up. It must have stank so badly!]
(End of this chapter)
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