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Chapter 845 Giant Strange Chess Princess vs. Dragon
Chapter 845 Giant Strange Chess Princess vs. Dragon
Upon hearing this, Bai Wan opened his mouth in disbelief and looked at Bei Nai incredulously. So quickly, his inner thoughts bug had been triggered?
The girl's thoughts were like shouts, deafening and audible to everyone.
Li Nan and Lin Chacha both looked at Bei Nai's back with strange expressions.
How big is the Dragon God's poop?
What kind of weird thought process is that? Why not just think about it in your head? Why say it out loud?
This is a cruel person!
But Bennett's thought process seemed to have started to run wild.
[How big of a toilet would it need to hold such a huge pile of poop?]
[Where does the Dragon God usually go to the toilet?]
Bai Wan was astonished. He never expected that his ex-girlfriend, who was originally very aloof and loved money, would have such a silly personality.
After all, she was his ex-girlfriend, so Bai Wan couldn't help but walk over and whisper a reminder: "Hey, I have a skill."
"Huh? What?" Bennet asked, looking puzzled.
“Speaking from the heart, your thoughts might be leaked out, so be careful. By the way, rather than thinking about how big a toilet it is to hold the Dragon God’s excrement, you should also consider how much water flow is needed to flush it down!” Bai Wan couldn’t help but say.
He thought of this problem when he heard Bennet's words, and finally couldn't help but say it.
"???"
Bennett was stunned for a moment, and it took him a few seconds to understand what he was talking about. Now his face was turning red, his body was trembling slightly, and a look of disbelief flashed in his eyes.
Did you all hear that?
Benai turned her head and saw Lin Chacha and Li Nan looking at her with strange expressions not far away.
"????"
Bennett was on the verge of tears.
"Why do you have this skill?"
She was always very conscious of her image, but the thought of how she had said something like how big the Dragon God's excrement was in public made her wish she could die on the spot.
She also realized that this assessment was likely to be broadcast live. Princess Viya and the other assessors outside must have heard her thoughts. But when they gave her a score, the only impression they would have in mind would probably be, "How big is this dragon god's shit?"
Benai went to great lengths to leave a good impression on the examiners and Princess Viya, but she never expected that Bai Wan would casually label her.
"Sorry, sorry, this ability isn't under my control either." Bai Wan saw the murderous look in Bei Nai's eyes, thought for a moment, and decided that he wouldn't tell them next time.
Benedict was undoubtedly defeated. It was Li Nan's turn. He stepped forward, but the Dragon God still did not react.
"Alright, alright, it seems that none of you can inherit the power of the Dragon God. But don't be sad, after all, there have been very few people in the history of the Grand Kingdom who have been able to elicit a response from the Dragon God."
"Let's go. I'll take you into the headquarters' testing hall now. If you pass, there are quite a few good things inside," Lin Chacha said with a smile.
Benai and Li Nan were somewhat helpless, but it was also expected; the Dragon God's legacy was not so easy to obtain.
Only Bai Wan was still unwilling to give up. Suddenly, he thought of the strange awakening of his Yin-Yang chessboard, and a flash of inspiration struck him.
"I have a trick up my sleeve, let me try it one last time," Bai Wan suddenly said.
"Whatever you want, but don't waste too much time," Lin Chacha said somewhat perfunctorily.
Then, Bai Wan suddenly took out a chessboard and placed both hands on it, with black and white power emanating from it.
Wow!
A terrifying power was continuously released on the chessboard, and even the surrounding area began to stir.
"What? This power is... a ghostly awakening?" Lin Chacha was very surprised. She didn't expect that Nani could awaken a ghost so soon after obtaining the Yin-Yang Chessboard?
boom!
A terrifying power emanated from the chessboard, and the next second everyone was stunned, their mouths agape.
A gigantic phantom, over ten meters tall, suddenly appeared. At the same time, it was as if all the air in the sky had been corroded, and an incredibly terrifying stench filled everyone's noses. Even Lin Chacha and Bei Nai were momentarily stunned.
Just one whiff of it is enough to send them away.
Lin Chacha stared in disbelief at the enormous phantom in the sky, and the familiar face made her lips twitch. Bai Wan then said calmly:
"Awakening of the madness, Princess Stinky Chess."
Lin Chacha: "..."
Benedict: "..."
Li Nan: "..."
At this moment, the three of them were completely silent, their mouths agape, seemingly shocked by Bai Wan's extraordinary awakening.
Then, to their even greater shock, the three saw Bai Wan controlling the giant princess as she walked towards the dragon.
Snap, snap.
The giant princess had a noble and beautiful face, but she reeked of an incredibly terrible stench.
Even Bai Wan was so overwhelmed by the stench that she couldn't help but take a few steps back, feeling a bit dizzy. Was this... Conqueror's Haki?
At this moment, the giant, stinky princess was like tens of thousands of pigs being released from their cages at the same time.
Bai Wan was somewhat shocked by the princess's power, but she still covered her nose and manipulated the princess to walk in front of the Blazing Dragon's huge head.
Bai Wan roared, "Now! Unleash your power, Princess!"
Then, under everyone's somewhat dazed gaze, the princess turned around, her backside directly facing the dragon's face, and a loud bang erupted in front of everyone's shocked eyes.
boom! ! !
That was an incredibly horrible fart, and Princess Viya's entire body stench was completely released.
Li Nan swallowed hard, covering his nose in horror as he watched in disbelief as even the giant dragon was forced back two steps. The dragon's mouth was blasted open by the terrifying air cannon, drooling out. Whether it was an illusion or not, the dragon god seemed to have rolled its eyes back.
The stench was so intense that it spread outwards from the faucet, even making Bai Wan feel somewhat overwhelmed.
This is one of Bai Wan's moves after he awakens from his ghostly trance. By performing this action, he can release the stench emanating from his entire body. Bai Wan named it—
"Fart Beast Jade!!"
Bai Wan roared, and Princess Chouqi simultaneously unleashed the second consecutive attack of the Farting Beast Jade.
boom!
The dragon was knocked back a few steps, and even the aftershocks of the explosions around them made Li Nan and the others feel somewhat dazed.
Under these circumstances, the long-dormant dragon finally stirred.
It suddenly opened its eyes wide and roared:
"Oh, fuck!"
"Smelly!!!"
"Something's pooped!!!"
The dragon god let out a shocked roar, and even its eyes, which it tried to open, were turned white from the fumes.
Its originally fiery red body was even faintly stained black by the stench.
And so the dragon awoke.
Lin Chacha and the others fell silent, and the area around the high platform outside the arena became even more deserted, with the previously lively discussions fading away.
The screen replays the legendary scene of the giant, smelly chess princess turning around and farting to destroy the dragon.
hiss…
All the ghost hunters from the Kingdom of Gran couldn't help but gasp, their lips twitching, before cautiously turning their gazes back to Princess Viya on the high platform.
(End of this chapter)
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