Datang: Longevity for Thousands of Years, Exposed by Xiao Sizi

Chapter 145 A good prescription for people all over the world!
Among them, he is definitely the one who sprays the most.

But this time, Wei Zheng didn't move at all. Didn't anyone suspect anything?

Why…….
Li Shimin sighed in his heart.

He narrowed his eyes slightly and stared at the excited crowd below.

The little piglet, in Li Shimin's arms, poked its head out and looked at the people below, humming curiously, as if it didn't understand what was happening to them.

"That's enough, shut up!"

After another half incense stick of time had passed, Li Shimin suddenly growled twice.

As soon as this word comes out,
In an instant, the entire hall became quiet.

You can hear the needle drop.

Those excited gentlemen looked at Li Shimin, filled with indignation and panting, as if they wanted to hear Li Shimin's explanation.

"Why are you arguing? I just held my piglet, and you are like this? Can you have some knowledge? Can you have some vision?"

"This is another auspicious beast of our Tang Dynasty. It's not an exaggeration to call it a guardian beast of the country! What are you hyping up? It's really annoying. Summer insects can't talk about ice, humph!"

There was a sense of arrogance in Li Shimin's voice.

A bunch of ignorant old bastards!
Do you know pork?
Do you know what Master Qin is planning?
This is the prescription that Master Qin gave to the world, do you understand? They are really a bunch of ignorant people!!
Look at what the aristocratic families have produced, a bunch of cattle, horses, ghosts and gods.

Even with this, you dare to speak so freely in the court?

This is really…….
Rubbish!

Li Jing and his men are military commanders, so it would be fine if they didn't know these things. But look at you, with your distorted facial features, your indignant looks, your staring at heads that are bigger than urinals, how can you be so disrespectful calling them names all the time here?

You know shit!
A bunch of country bumpkins!

Li Shimin was laughing wildly in his heart.

But, in fact, it was a bit unexpected that Piggy suddenly caused a scene in the hall.

but…….
Looking at the inspired reactions of this group of people, Li Shimin immediately had an idea in his mind.

It seemed like a great opportunity to promote pork.

As we have just seen, pigs are indisputably cheap meat, whether in the eyes of the upper class or in the eyes of the common people.

This impression has become somewhat ingrained.

Want to break it.

It would be difficult to use conventional means of promotion.

This will certainly slow down the promotion of pork.

But now that there is such a heated debate in the hall, when it spreads to the people, the effect of promoting pork from top to bottom will definitely be much better than conventional promotion.

Much faster too!
Speed ​​is life!!
Li Shimin really wanted to make the people and the Tang Dynasty completely accept pork.

Without further ado!

He now had a plan in mind, which was to use the heads of all officials to promote pork thoroughly.

But as soon as he finished saying this, everyone below, whether they were from the pro-Li faction or the aristocratic families, Pei Ji, Xiao Yu and others, were all furious.

As for the military generals, Li Jing, Qin Qiong and others fell silent when they heard what Li Shimin said.

They were the people who followed Li Shimin back then. They had been by his side since he was the King of Qin. Naturally, they knew Li Shimin better than any other officials.

Li Shimin is not the kind of person who lets go without reason.

Could it be that this matter...
Is there a mystery?!
They looked at the piglet in Shimin's arms and a bold idea came to their minds.

Could this thing also be found in Wangyun Inn?
Could it be that this is Qin Changye's good stuff? !
They are Li Shimin's confidants, so they all know that the recent series of magical objects that benefit the world came from Qin Changye.

At this moment.

As soon as this thought came to their mind, they felt that everything became clear to them in an instant.

However, the rest of the gentlemen would not think of going here. Some of them might not even know Qin Changye.

And at this time.

For those officials from aristocratic families, finding an opportunity to attack Li Shimin was like a piranha seeing blood, and they would rush forward screaming.

Completely red eyes!

"Your Majesty, what are you talking about? What do you mean by summer insects cannot talk about ice? We are correcting your mistakes, Your Majesty!"

"Yes, Your Majesty, you are wrong. Do you want to continue to be wrong?"

"It's outrageous enough that this bastard appeared in the hall. If it gets out and the people know about it, it will be even more outrageous. This is the biggest joke in the world!!"

Pei Ji was furious.

He guessed in his heart that Li Shimin must be making excuses for himself.

What auspicious sign?
What guardian beast?
It's just a piglet. Even if it puts its mouth on a stone, it can't speak. How can this thing be a good omen?

Just being stubborn?!
Auspicious?

Can a pig be a good omen?
ridiculous!

That’s ridiculous!!
"That's right, Your Majesty. Pei Sikong is right this time. What about the guardian beast of the country? Your Majesty, it's outrageous enough for you to say it out loud."

"This cheap thing, this cheap thing, hiss...what ability does it have? How can it become the guardian beast of our Tang Dynasty!!"

"We don't agree, Your Majesty. Just ask the people of the Tang Dynasty and see if anyone can agree!"

"Ridiculous, too ridiculous. This cheap thing is useless. Your Majesty, I think you should admit your mistake to the world. Go now. Otherwise, what happened in the morning court today will probably only become a laughing stock for the people!!"

Xiao Yu roared in agreement.

This time, it was the first time that he stood on the same camp with Pei Ji in the court.

"That's right, Your Majesty, please admit your mistake, otherwise, you will be labeled as a tyrant."

"That's right, Your Majesty. I can understand other kings being obsessed with women, but you... are obsessed with such cheap things. Aren't you also reducing yourself to the same level as such a cheap thing?"

"If you tell anyone, everyone in the world will laugh at you. Your Majesty, you will really be labeled as a lowly thing."

"Your Majesty, kill it immediately and apologize to the world!!"

"......."

All the officials shouted.

The voices are really getting louder and louder, and more ferocious than the last.

They are excited!

It’s so exciting!

Naturally, there was no scrutiny in what he said. He could say whatever made him feel good and whatever could stimulate Li Shimin.

These days, the aristocratic officials are having a headache.

Affected by various things.

Moreover, their buttocks are still aching, and some have not fully recovered yet.

In this way, Li Shimin had made such a big mistake, and they all cried out in anger, venting the depression in their hearts.

Li Shimin looked at them, each of them like a dog that had been hungry for three days, and gently rubbed the piglet's head with his finger.

"Just based on what you said, and how you slander me, believe it or not, I can still give you thirty lashes of the cane."

Li Shimin's voice was extremely calm except that it was a little deep.

Make a fuss, make a fuss.

The more fun it has, the more people will pay attention to it, and the faster the pork can be promoted.

Everything is planned.

"Hit us? Your Majesty, if you can tell me there is a use for this thing, I would rather take off my clothes and walk around the city wall three times without you hitting me!"

Pei Ji yelled.

Li Shimin's eyes jumped. Take off all your clothes and walk around the city wall three times? !

It's just a punishment, it's a bit exciting.

It seems that they are really sure that this piglet is of no use at all.

Also!

Cheap meat, cheap thing...
The piglets have been called these names for thousands of years, and the impression has long been deeply ingrained.

Why…….
Li Shimin sighed softly.

Of course, this sigh was not for Pei Ji and the others, but for the injustice done to the piglets.

You have met "Qin Wenyuan", and this time, he can prove it for you.

"What can it be used for? There are so many uses. Just eating meat can kill all animals in seconds."

Li Shimin said with a smile.

Eat meat?!
When Li Shimin said this, the entire hall was stunned.

Gentlemen, you looked at me, I looked at you, and your eyes all looked as if you had heard wrongly.

Listen, is this something a human can say?!
They really thought that Li Shimin was kicked in the head by a donkey.

This Nima...
Eat meat!

This excuse is understandable.

Cowhide!

It would be impossible to come up with this excuse without having had cerebral thrombosis for ten years.

As we all know, everyone knows that pork is considered cheap meat by the common people. People hate it very much because it is smelly and fishy. Now you tell me, do you eat meat?
Is your brain really broken?

All the gentlemen really thought that their ears were broken, but when they saw Li Shimin's confident look, they were sure that it was really Li Shimin's brain that was broken.

Who eats its meat?

When Li Jing, Qin Qiong and others heard this answer, they all looked at each other in surprise.

Your Majesty...what exactly do you want to do?
Oh my God!
Eat pork?
Is that crazy?

But they really didn’t know what to say.

There's no way to respond to this.

"Your Majesty, you..."

Pei Ji pursed his lips.

There was a hint of concern in their voices, and even a hint of pity in their eyes.

"Your Majesty, what did the Imperial Medical Bureau say? Have you prescribed the medicine? Are you taking it on time?"

Pei Ji swallowed his saliva, feeling it was really unbelievable.

Is it possible for Li Jia Erlang to say such a thing?
Anyone with a little bit of common sense wouldn't be so...so stupid, right?
"Your Majesty, there is an old doctor in my house who is very good at treating brain diseases. How about...let him take a look?!"

Xiao Yu also said in a low voice.

It seemed that fear had stimulated Li Shimin.

Li Shimin:…….
Damn, these guys!!
Are you doubting that you have a mental illness?
"What the hell, doctor? I'm fine."

Li Shimin's face looked somewhat gloomy.

"Your Majesty, don't be so stubborn. Everyone knows that pork cannot be eaten. Even the common people know that it cannot be eaten. You..."

"absurd!"

Pei Ji waved his sleeves and said so.

"That's because their pigs can't be eaten, but my pigs can be eaten. From now on, the people of the Tang Dynasty will also be able to eat meat!"

Li Shimin shouted.

"This... Your Majesty, let's recede the tide, adjourn the court, or let the imperial physician come and take a look."

This is an intentional attempt to call a horse a zebra. I am speechless.

Pei Ji said silently in his heart.

He urged Li Shimin to leave the court quickly, but he already had a plan in his mind.

When it’s over, the whole Chang’an City, no! The whole world, will know that your Majesty is mentally ill.

By then…….
Maybe this will be the prince's chance!
Ascend the throne in advance!

It's not impossible!!!

Of course, all of this needs to be investigated first to see whether Li Shimin is really stupid.

Pei Ji glanced at the official next to him.

The official immediately understood Pei Ji's meaning, took a step forward, sighed heavily, and said, "Your Majesty, if you say you can eat, then you can eat. I think we should leave the court now, and then you can go and have a rest."

"Your Majesty, have you been overworked recently? Why not take a few days off?"

The official said so.

Immediately, a group of people agreed.

Zhangsun Wuji, Cheng Yaojin, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng: …….
The four people were completely speechless.

As the fuss went on, the topic eventually shifted to the allegation that Your Majesty was mentally ill.

But it's true. If they didn't know that the pork in the Prince of Chu's Palace was so delicious, they might have brought the imperial physician to treat Li Shimin.

"A bunch of ignorant old men, forget it, I am too lazy to talk to you, leave the court!"

Li Shimin was too lazy to play with them.

almost.

The atmosphere has been completely stirred up by himself. It is estimated that within a day, the whole Chang'an city will be filled with news about pork.

As long as the pork from the Prince of Chu's Palace comes out, it will surely shock the city of Chang'an!

The promotion of pork is also a big step forward.

"However, you have slandered me without any reason, which is a heinous crime. Each of you will be fined one year's salary and given thirty lashes of the cane."

Li Shimin joined in and said another sentence.

It would be a waste if we don't beat these guys.

Besides, they all keep calling themselves crazy, so they deserve to be beaten!
A one-year salary deduction was an unexpected surprise, as it could save the court a lot of expenses.

"Your Majesty, you should focus on healing your illness first. It won't be too late to fight him when you can eat pork again," Pei Ji said.

"Your Majesty, you must cure the disease first!" Another official nodded.

Everyone respectfully saw Li Shimin off.

When Li Shimin disappeared, there was a buzzing sound in the hall, and all the officials were discussing what was going on.

Li Jing, Yuchi Jingde, Qin Qiong and others immediately surrounded Changsun Wuji, Du Ruhui and others.

"Assistant, what is going on? Is His Majesty really ill?"

"Yes, Assistant Engine, is your Majesty's brain okay? How could you say such a ridiculous thing?"

"That's right, pork is edible, this is too outrageous!"

"Do you know about this? Does the doctor in the Imperial Hospital have any solution?!"

"......."

Several people also had deep concerns on their faces.

I'm almost dying of anxiety.

They want a definite answer, rather than making their own estimates and guesses.

This matter is really of great importance.

What His Majesty said just now was really scary.

Can I eat pork?

This is too outrageous.

Anyone with a bit of common sense wouldn't say something like that.

To be honest, they had thought about what Pei Ji and the others had just said, and they even had some doubts.

Is your Majesty really mentally ill? !

Changsun Wuji, Cheng Yaojin, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng all didn't know how to answer.

They know the truth of the matter.

They have personally experienced the benefits and taste of pork.

(End of this chapter)