Datang: Longevity for Thousands of Years, Exposed by Xiao Sizi

Chapter 144 How could this thing be in the court!
While speaking, he was still swallowing saliva frantically.

Can't do it yourself.

Unable to control.

So delicious.

This taste, in a word, absolutely!

Du Ruhui laughed: "You guys go down, don't worry, it won't be long before you can eat."

The servant went down with his mouth full of saliva.

Du Ruhui picked up the chopsticks and stirred the pot.

“Hiss… This taste, um… It has the same fragrance as what we had at noon. However, it’s still not as good as the taste at Wangyun Inn. I guess Wangyun Inn must have added some special seasonings. But this is enough, hahahaha!”

Du Ruhui laughed to himself.

Then he picked up a piece of bone and started eating it.

Mrs. Du and Du Ruyan stood nearby, staring at the big pot of meat with their eyes wide open.

My nose is so thick that it almost reaches the edge of the pot.

Subconsciously, he stretched his neck forward and swallowed hard.

Fragrant!
It really smells good!

Those so called lamb and chicken, they can't taste like this at all, my god!!

They had never smelled such a fragrance in their lives. It turned out that food could be so delicious! !
Is this pork?

Is this cheap meat?

Absolutely impossible! !

The two of them stood aside, feeling somewhat awkward. Little Demon was extremely eager to go over and have a taste, but she simply couldn't bring herself to do it.

Both of them just said this to Du Ruhui, calling him a bitch.

Even Mrs. Du was about to take action.

But now I want to go there to eat?!
But this meat is really delicious!!

“Wow, wow, wow… So beautiful, so beautiful!”

"Hahaha, if we had some wine at this time, it would be even better! Master Qin is really amazing. He can actually make pork so delicious. It's amazing!!"

Du Ruhui ate the piece of meat in his hand and shouted loudly.

liquor!
Mrs. Du's eyes flickered.

She understood what he meant and quickly turned around to get the wine.

The pace is fast.

Then, he respectfully filled Du Ruhui's glass.

Du Ruhui took a sip happily and put down the bone in his hand. Coincidentally, the dog in the mansion came over at this time.

"Look, it's coming. Who said dogs won't eat it?"

Du Ruhui glanced at Mrs. Du.

In an instant, Mrs. Du's face turned red and purple, and she was so ashamed that she was about to cry.

Du Ruhui pinched his left fingers, then continued with a smile: "Don't cry, come and taste it, and see what the cheap meat in your mouth tastes like."

After the words were spoken, Mrs. Du next to her really couldn't help it anymore, so she just acted like a dog and ate it herself!
She really couldn't resist the smell.

I picked up a piece, put it in my mouth, savored it and swallowed it, and tears were about to flow.

This taste is amazing!

Is this... the cheap meat I mentioned?
What a cheap bastard!
Qin Changye, how did you do this?
Master Qin!
She started eating with big mouthfuls.

Du Ruyan also joined in.

While eating, Du Ruhui talked about what he saw and heard at the pig farm today.

"It's great to have Master Qin in this world."

Du Ruhui shouted excitedly.

Du Ruyan looked at Du Ruhui, her eyes were red, her cheeks were very hot, and her voice was trembling, as if she was crying.

"Dad... Dad, Master Qin... is not young anymore, and my daughter is also..."

"How about you...tell His Majesty about it?"

Du Ruhui was slightly stunned when he heard this.

this…….
Why is my daughter still taking the initiative? Aren't men always the first to take the initiative?

He looked at his daughter, the corners of his mouth twitched, and then he sighed and said, "Mr. Qin is indeed a good match, but...Daughter, you may not be worthy of Mr. Qin."

Du Ruyan was stunned for a moment, stopped talking, lowered her head, and just ate the pork silently.

She knows, she knows.

Princess Changle also likes Qin Changye.

Beside her, Madam Du kicked Du Ruhui with her foot and said incoherently: "This... Who else in this world is worthy of Master Qin? Picking a general from a group of dwarfs, our daughter is pretty good. Old Du, don't encourage others to be ambitious and destroy your own prestige."

Du Ruhui was slightly stunned when he heard this, but after thinking about it, he realized that it was indeed true.

Master Qin is awesome!
He admits it!
Young Master Qin is unparalleled in the world!
He admitted it too!

Young Master Qin is invincible in the world!
He has no objection now!

However, there is only one person in the world with such great talent and character.

If you want to get married, shouldn't you still look for someone among the ordinary people in the world?
Among the crowd, my daughter is really considered pretty good.

Princess Changle? Then his daughter Du Ruyan is just a little bit away!
Pick a general from among the dwarfs!

"Hahaha……."

After Mrs. Du's reminder, Du Ruhui couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Yes, yes, Madam, you are right. Our Ruyan is really good among a group of short and fat girls. Good! In this case, I will find time to tell His Majesty about this matter."

Du Ruhui said this, holding the bone in his hand, looking at Du Ruyan with great admiration and nodding continuously, as if being able to stand out among a group of short and fat people was already surprising enough.

Du Ruyan:…….
To be honest, no one has ever commented on her like this since she was a child.

It has always been said that she is extremely intelligent, alert, beautiful, and like a fairy on earth.

What's more, she was also known as a talented woman in Chang'an.

but now…….
My own father actually called me a shorty, and just the better one among the shortys.

But, she knew that what her own father said was right!
Compared with Qin Changye, isn't it the same?
Du Ruyan was not angry at all. On the contrary, she felt a little complacent.

Mr. Qin...
Such an ordinary person actually has the opportunity to become one's husband, and one has the opportunity to serve him for the rest of his life. Just thinking about it makes one excited.

"This meat is truly amazing. Master, how did Master Qin come up with this idea? He actually knows such a method. It's incredible!"

Mrs. Du exclaimed in admiration.

She had completely lost the dignity she had when she angrily confronted Du Ruhui. She had been completely conquered by the pork.

"If I knew, I would be Young Master Qin. What a pity, there is only one Young Master Qin in this world, and we can only look up to him."

Du Ruhui sighed.

The couple was talking.

Beside her, Du Ruyan no longer had the heart to listen to the two people's conversation. In her heart, she had already thought of the name of her and Qin Changye's future child.

I've even thought about having grandchildren.

…….…….….…

The next day.

early morning.

Li Shimin sat on it calmly.

Pei Ji stepped out and said, "Your Majesty, the Turks will arrive in Chang'an in three days. I wonder if Your Majesty has thought of what to prepare for the Turks? If you are busy with government affairs, Your Majesty, I think it would be safer to hand this matter over to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince."

"After all, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is already very good at delivering gifts to the Turks and is very familiar with this area."

Pei Ji requested.

Li Shimin waved his hand and refused directly.

Are you kidding? He has already thought of all the strategies, how could he possibly give the authority to someone else?

Pei Ji was also helpless.

Li Shimin refused to listen, and there was nothing he could do! !

And at this moment, suddenly, a strange sound was heard.

Hmmmm…….
Puff puff…….
A little piglet ran in from the store entrance, leisurely and carefree.

But, in an instant, inside the palace.

When all the officials saw what was coming, they were thrown into complete chaos and began to try to avoid it.

"What? What is this?"

"Fuck, it's actually a pig, what the hell...what's going on? Jinwu Guards, Jinwu Guards, why did you let a pig in?!"

"How dare such a lowly creature enter the palace without permission? Get out now, get out now!!"

"Oh my god, don't come over here, don't come over here, damn it, Jinwu Guard, Jinwu Guard, kill it! Kill it now!!"

"Why is there such a despicable thing in the imperial city? Who is it that challenges the majesty of the Tang Dynasty? He deserves to be killed! He deserves to be beheaded!!"

"......."

The crowd was panicked.

Wherever the piglet passed, the place was cleared out.

There's nothing I can do, this is a pig!

He is the lowest beast in the world!
If it was a dog, a cow, a sheep or something, you guys wouldn't be so frightened and screaming.

But it's a pig!

No one wants to be bumped into by a pig.

Can not accept.

They really couldn't accept that they would be associated with the most despicable beasts in the world.

At this time, several interior designers ran over, sweating and panting.

When they saw the piglets enter the Lizheng Hall, they were all really scared. They immediately knelt down with their faces ashen and extremely terrified.

What is this place?
He failed to take good care of the pig and let it enter the hall, disturbing the morning court.

If they were to be blamed, their heads would not be able to bear it!

"Your Majesty, please forgive me! Your Majesty, please forgive me!!"

"This morning we were preparing food for Hanhan, but we didn't expect it to escape when we weren't paying attention. Your Majesty, please forgive me, Your Majesty, please spare my life!"

"......."

The eunuchs trembled in fear and begged frantically for mercy.

Li Shimin looked at the little piglets running happily in the hall, stood up with a smile, and slowly walked down.

"You guys go down and be more careful next time."

He did not blame the eunuch.

Upon hearing this, the eunuchs dared not stay here any longer. They kept shouting "Thank you, Your Majesty" and then left in a hurry, fearing that Li Shimin would suddenly change his mind.

"Everyone, why...are you so grown up, and you're still afraid of a little piglet?"

"Haha, tut, tut, tut, this is really embarrassing."

Li Shimin laughed jokingly, then half-knelt down and clapped his hands, saying, "Silly, silly, here, here."

Li Shimin stretched out his arms and called the little piglet.

The piglet seemed to recognize Li Shimin and actually ran over when he was called.

“Ouch…”

Li Shimin simply held it in his arms and walked back to the dragon throne.

The entire hall was in complete silence.

Countless pairs of eyes were staring at Li Shimin.

What's happening here?
What the hell!

You read that right! !
Are your eyes clear?

This isn't a dream, is it?

Your Majesty... Your Majesty, you raised a pig! ?
hiss…….
The crowd was horrified, and everyone's eyes were filled with disbelief...
This time, even Qin Qiong, Li Jing, Chai Shao and others were all confused.

Except for Cheng Yaojin, Changsun Wuji, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng who stood there as if it was nothing strange and silently despised the knowledge of this group of people, everyone else was stunned.

pig!
In their impression, these things are all the lowest of low.

This doesn't look like a sheep.

Lamb, delicious.

Dogs can also guard the house.

Any chicken can crow to tell time.

But this pig...
Not only is it completely useless, the meat cannot even be eaten and is called cheap meat.

hiss…….
The gentlemen really thought that they were dazzled. They thought it was their own eyes, but they closed their eyes tightly several times, and then opened them, but the same thing happened.

Some people pinched their arms frantically, but eventually realized that it was not an illusion.

All the officials were stunned.

I really don't know what your majesty is doing.

Being so close to a pig.

"Your Majesty, this... is outrageous. Your Majesty is the true dragon emperor, of noble status, in charge of the world, but why... why are you holding a pig? Please throw it away."

Pei Ji made a suggestion.

"Yes, Your Majesty, you are about to lose it. How shameful! Such a cheap thing actually dared to enter the temple of our Great Tang Dynasty, and Your Majesty actually...still holds it. This will affect the fortune of our Great Tang Dynasty."

Xiao Yu also made suggestions.

"Your Majesty, please respect yourself."

"Yes, Your Majesty, please throw away this cheap thing and drag it out to chop it off!"

"The pig deserves to die, deserves to die, Your Majesty, please throw it away soon, please, Your Majesty, don't hold it anymore, just throw it away, just throw it away"

"A lowly creature has entered the imperial court. This is a very bad omen. Your Majesty, please cleanse yourself immediately and apologize to the heavens and ancestors. You must not be contaminated by such a lowly creature!!"

"......."

All officials request orders.

The voices are louder than the last.

Li Jing also took a step forward, frowned slightly and said, "Your Majesty, throw it away."

"Yes, Your Majesty, this..."

There was also worry in Chai Shao's eyes.

Qin Qiong and the others also spoke up.

They felt that there was really no need to hold this pig.

What other purpose does it have besides attracting criticism?

Your Majesty has absolutely no reason for this matter, let alone the slightest logic. It may end up in a situation where you have to issue an edict of guilt.

This is really not worth it!

If you really like it, you can play it in private.

But it's really inappropriate to do this in public!
What on earth is your Majesty doing?

The hall was completely blown up.

Except for Changsun Wuji and the other four, it can be said that all the officials were asking Li Shimin to throw away the piglets.

pig!
In their eyes, they are truly the lowest and most despicable creatures!
Can not accept!

No one can accept this!

Li Shimin listened to the noisy sounds below, holding the baby in his arms, and laughed happily.

You say it is the lowest of vile things.

snort!
A bunch of ignorant old men!
This is a treasure more important than a working ox. It is the support point of the Tang Dynasty’s future national strength!
What do you know?
To put it bluntly, this little piglet in my arms can do more for the world than most of you!

damn it!
You dare to call me a little pig? I'm sorry!

Li Shimin glanced at Li Jing, Qin Qiong and others again, and sighed in his heart. This group of people actually got involved.

Didn’t you see that old villain Wei Zheng has been very quiet today? Why are you all getting so angry?

To be honest, under normal circumstances, Wei Zheng would have jumped out long ago.

(End of this chapter)