Poverty alleviation variety show goes to the countryside, my talent can no longer be hidden

Chapter 661: Public Enemy Xu Lingyue

As more and more people filled the corridor, the booing became louder and louder.

Some young relatives and friends have even taken out their mobile phones and pointed the live cameras at the groom Zhou Hao, ready to share this moment with netizens.

Although there was no official live broadcast of the wedding, these wild small anchors relayed to each other, allowing hundreds of thousands of viewers to participate in a "cloud" wedding online.

"The host is great. It would be better if the camera was more stable."

"Can you go up a little further? I want to see Teacher Zhou being embarrassed when he is being bullied."

“Hahahaha…it will be really funny if we can’t get in.”

"It's just a little trouble. I can't stop him from entering. But it's good to make things difficult for him. It's rare to see him make a fool of himself."

"Are you sure you can stump him? Zhou Hao is least afraid of tests of talent and learning. Just now, the makeup poem was so fast!"

"That's hard to say. What if the food in the stomach is completely gone?"

"Where did these haters come from? Do you still need to question Mr. Zhou's talent? Do you think they are all like your giegie, who keeps eight words in her mouth for three days and then comes out to show off?"

"Don't make any noise, don't make a scene on such a festive day. These clowns like to attract attention, so let them be."

"9494, just don't give them the picture."

Zhou Hao, who was standing at the door, had the answer after a brief thought.

Seeing that he was about to speak, Zhao Leilei immediately added: "By the way, let me remind you first, there is more than one poem."

Zhou Hao: ???
"It's about twelve meters from the door to Sister Hongdou's bed. Starting from here, you must give a fanning poem every three steps. Only if you pass can you continue to move forward. If you can't think of one, you can only buy it with a red envelope... It's not expensive, one hundred thousand per step!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the whole audience burst into applause.

Zhou Hao pointed at Zhao Leilei speechlessly and said, "Just wait for me, or you'll have something to worry about later."

Zhao Leilei shook her head and made a face, saying nonchalantly: "I have Sister Hongdou to protect me, why would I be afraid of you? Hurry up and get to the point, don't talk nonsense!"

At this time, the viewers in several live broadcast rooms were also laughing.

"One poem every three steps, how cruel."

"One hundred thousand steps, this is more cruel than bandits."

"Tell a joke - no money required, hahahaha..."

"Fight the local tyrants~~"

After thinking quickly for a moment, Zhou Hao began his performance.

"Don't let the painted fan come out from behind the curtain, it will hide the spring mountains and hinder the talent above.

If reunion is like the bright moon, then sweet osmanthus flowers must bloom here. "

After reading a poem, Zhao Leilei blinked in confusion and looked back at the other bridesmaid, "How is it? Is it okay?"

This bridesmaid is Xu Lingyue’s distant cousin and a typical poor student. How could she understand all this?

He blinked and nodded, "That should be OK, right?"

"It's okay, open the door!" Li Peng shouted loudly, and the group of people below also started to cheer.

Zhao Leilei had no choice but to follow public opinion and open the door.

At first glance, I saw Xu Lingyue, dressed in a bright red Chinese wedding dress, sitting on the bed, holding an exquisite dragon and phoenix fan to cover her face.

"Okay, groom." Zhao Leilei said, "Take three steps, no more."

Zhou Hao rolled up his trouser legs, took as fast a step as possible, and took three firm steps inside.

"Stop!" Xu Lingyue's cousin blocked his way and said, "Brother-in-law, we have reached the third step. Recite a poem!"

Zhou Hao didn't even think about it and just spoke

"It is said that you are changing your rouge under the candlelight, and don't act like a fool in front of the mirror.

There is no need to put too much makeup on your face, just leave your eyebrows to be painted."

"Okay!" Li Peng took the lead in calling out numbers and took on the responsibility of the atmosphere group.

A group of confused onlookers downstairs also started cheering.

The two bridesmaids looked at each other and could only let him go. In the live broadcast rooms, there were already voices of shock.

"Fuck, you really just open your mouth and say it?"

“Is this really not stock?”

"What kind of monster is this? It's so scary!"

"Nimma, a poem every three steps. If he had been born a few hundred years earlier, he would have been a great figure in the textbooks."

"The person above is really ignorant. It didn't take hundreds of years for his poems to be included in teaching materials. In a few years, they may even be included in textbooks."

"My son always says he hates him because the teacher always asks him to recite his poems, hahahaha..."

He took three big steps and Zhao Leilei blocked his way again, "Come on, next song!"

Zhou Hao spoke without hesitation: "In the past, when I was going to travel to Yujing, the first immortal promised me the top spot. Today, I am fortunate to be meeting Qin and Jin, and I have ordered the phoenix to come down from the dressing room early."

Without waiting for Zhao Leilei to speak, he continued, "Don't block me every three steps. I'll read the rest."

“I don’t know what night it is, I urge the balcony to approach the mirror table.

Who says the lotus is planted in water, a branch blooms in the bronze mirror?

"In the misty evening, lotus emerges from the water; in the rosy morning, the sun shines on the beams.

How about the wedding night, with a light fan covering up the red makeup?

My beloved is bright again, and the table is shining brightly.

The sorrow is so great that the emperor is moved, and the rings and pendants are seen in the long corridor. "

"The candles are lit in Luocheng, and the bride is painted in Qili.

I should be used to hiding my fan in shame, as I am already filled with sorrow.

Crying wet red powder, watching the transverse waves slightly.

I laugh at the Wushan song, but only hear the evening rain pass by..."

He recited several poems in succession, which stunned the entire audience.

Isn't this too perverted?
When did writing poetry become so easy?

The grandmother who was accompanying Xu Lingyue had wrinkles in the corners of her eyes from smiling.

This kind of poetic talent that comes to mind effortlessly cannot be portrayed in such an exaggerated way in TV dramas.

This grandson-in-law really makes Xiao Hongdou proud!

The key is that this talented man is not a playboy. He has been loyal to Xiao Hongdou from beginning to end. Even though he is in the entertainment industry full of temptations, and even though the two have faced the challenge of living in different places for two years, he has never changed his mind...

The old lady was so happy and relieved to see her granddaughter find such a reliable home. She felt as if the water she drank was mixed with honey these days, and her smile never shed.

At this time, the people in each live broadcast room were already shocked, and all kinds of exclamations seemed to be filling the screen.

Faced with such a stunning talent, the two bridesmaids could no longer stop him and could only give way and let him pass.

And when he walked unimpeded to the bride, the booing in the audience had reached its climax.

…………

When Zhou Hao was busy going through various hurdles to welcome his bride, the series of poems he casually threw out, urging her to get ready and rejecting the fan, caused an uproar on the Internet!

Many big names in the Writers Association and the literary world were stunned.

It's just a wedding, is it necessary to be so exaggerated?

You are pretending to be cool, what should we do?

You, a non-staff member of the Writers Association, are so awesome that we, the formal members, seem stupid!
Many female intellectuals who are full of romance have now completely turned into crazy fans, and have been praising this series of makeup-urging poems and fan-refusing poems on various channels...

Listening to their crazy praise, they almost praised Zhou Hao as a contemporary poet and love saint!

Then someone naturally becomes the public enemy of all female intellectuals on the Internet.

Xu Lingyue, I will never forgive you!

(End of this chapter)