Poverty alleviation variety show goes to the countryside, my talent can no longer be hidden

Chapter 660: Breakthrough, Makeup Poem
It takes about four hours to drive from Daliu Village to Linhang, and nearly eight hours to go back and forth to pick up the bride.

So the wedding banquet was simply arranged in the evening, and the test had to be conducted at Xu Lingyue’s parents’ home at noon.

Because of Xu Lingyue's parents' special circumstances, her grandparents naturally took on all the obligations that parents should fulfill.

According to the information leaked by Xu Lingyue, it is said that quite a lot of people came... In addition to some friends in the circle, many relatives and friends also came to join in the fun.

Even Old Qin brought a group of old men and women from the Calligraphy Association over and gathered at two tables to share in the joyous atmosphere.

All together, it is said that there are nearly twenty tables set up...

Just thinking about it made Zhou Hao feel his scalp tingling.

Fortunately, he was not attending the party alone this time, and he brought two groomsmen with him - Cao Xing was basically a waste, and he was only responsible for the appearance, which would definitely come in handy to deal with those young ladies from his relatives' families.

The other best man he arranged was his cousin Li Peng. Although the boy was young, his alcohol tolerance was amazing.

He once got his dad drunk when he was in high school. He is definitely a talented drunkard.

Taking this guy out to a party, I feel really safe.

After four hours of driving, when they were almost at Xu Lingyue's house, they heard someone shouting from a distance: "Here they come!"

Then, the crackling sound of firecrackers began to rang out all the way.

Some people even set off traditional firecrackers... Cao Xing was shocked. "Brother, didn't they say that we are not allowed to set off these in the city?"

"Are you stupid? They must have reported it in advance." Li Peng pointed out the window, "See? The firefighters are all there. They are probably on standby at any time in case of an accident."

"Is this possible?" Cao Xing was a little confused.

"Why not?" Li Peng curled his lips and said, "Sister-in-law must be a big taxpayer here. Giving her a little convenience is nothing..."

As the two were chatting, more and more people started to gather on both sides of the road, and the scene was almost the same as that in Daliu Village.

Sure enough, the human spirit of gossiping and gossiping is the same.

When they were less than a hundred meters away from Xu Lingyue's house, they heard a few naughty kids shouting loudly, "The groom is here! The groom is here!"

I stopped the car, opened the door and got out. The crackling sound of firecrackers became even louder.

I saw more than a dozen female generals fully armed blocking the gate, with bamboo poles, shoulder poles, steel pipes... all kinds of things, blocking the gate tightly.

Seeing this scene, Zhou Hao quietly pulled Cao Xing and said, "Be more forceful."

Cao Xing patted his chest and said, "Brother, watch me!"

Straightening his collar, Cao Xing walked forward with his head held high and chest puffed out, starting to shout randomly, calling "Auntie" "Auntie", "Auntie" "Sister", "Sister" "Little Sister"... With his greasy face and honey-smeared lips, he managed to make a group of female generals smile.

With Cao Xing's beauty trick paving the way, the enemy camp quickly collapsed. The originally agreed upon bonus of 168,000 yuan was cut to 68,000 yuan...

If it were an ordinary person, this number would still be outrageous, but Zhou Hao really didn't care about this little money.

This is the only time in life, so let's just be happy.

He took out the super red envelope that had been customized in advance, stuffed 68,000 yuan into it and handed it over.

The whole yard was instantly filled with screams of surprise, and many children jumped up with excitement.

The larger the amount of the red envelope, the more they will get...

After successfully passing the first level, Zhou Hao had just walked into the gate of the yard when several girls blocked his way.

"Brother-in-law, a poem to urge you to put on your makeup!"

"I can't let you in without a poem urging you to get dressed!"

Zhou Hao was stunned for a moment, "How can there be such a thing?"

"Others may not have it, but you, brother-in-law, must have it!" One of the little girls with a round face laughed and said, "Who made you a great talent!" Upon hearing this, all the relatives and friends in the yard immediately started to make a noise.

"Correct!"

“You must write poetry!”

"Hurry up, the bride is waiting impatiently!"

Then there was a traitor around Zhou Hao. Cao Xing shrugged helplessly, "Brother, I can't help you with this."

"Brother, just show them what you can do!" Li Peng was also afraid that the world would not be in chaos.

Facing the gazes of everyone in the courtyard, Zhou Hao quickly searched his mind.

Half a minute later, he snapped his fingers.

"I wish to ask the phoenix to return, but the butterflies are still reluctant to leave.

I regret not having wings, so I can always fly with you. "

"it is good!"

Cao Xing faithfully fulfilled his duties as best man and immediately began cheering loudly.

Under his leadership, the whole audience cheered.

Even though most of them didn’t understand what this poem was about...but since it was written by Zhou Hao, how could it be bad?
He is a great talent recognized even by the Writers Association, so just applaud him!
Xu Lingyue, who was sitting on the second floor, witnessed the whole thing. Her beautiful face was filled with a smile that was harder to suppress than AK.

The grandmother who was accompanying him couldn't help but nod her head repeatedly and sighed, "This child's talent is really rare. If he were in ancient times, he would most likely be able to compete for the top spot in the imperial examination."

Xu Lingyue smiled and said, "Just tell me this, but don't tell him in front of him, lest he show off."

"You..." Grandma smiled and shook her head. When she heard footsteps coming up the stairs, she immediately reminded them, "Someone is coming. Hold the fan!"

Xu Lingyue nodded and immediately picked up the exquisite round fan to cover her pretty face which she had carefully made up.

The noise outside began to grow louder, and the voices of several bridesmaids were heard one after another.

The loudest voice among them all is Zhao Leilei...

"What are you doing? You haven't even passed our test yet, and you want to go in now?"

Is there anything else?
Zhou Hao couldn't help but sigh. The difficulty of finding a wife is almost as difficult as Xuanzang's journey to the West to seek Buddhist scriptures.

Looking at Zhao Leilei, who was so powerful that "one man could hold off ten thousand", he couldn't help but secretly glance at Cao Xing beside him: This is your woman, you take care of her.

Just as Cao Xing was about to take action, Zhao Leilei glared back at him, "What do you want to do? Go away!"

"Hey, okay."

Zhou Hao: …………

What a damn iron-blooded turtle man!
Seeing the interaction between the young couple, the whole corridor was laughing crazily.

It was unreliable to rely on others, so Zhou Hao could only bite the bullet and ask, "What do you want?"

"Boss, you are asking this question. It's not what I want. I am just following the rules and procedures, okay?"

"Okay, okay." Zhou Hao nodded repeatedly, "Just tell me, how much do you want?"

"No money." Zhao Leilei chuckled, "Just now you recited a poem downstairs to urge me to get dressed, so before you come in, do you have to recite another poem to repel the fan?"

Damn it, are you still coming?
The group of onlookers in the corridor have already started to make a crazy noise.

(End of this chapter)