Poverty alleviation variety show goes to the countryside, my talent can no longer be hidden

Chapter 211 Do you understand the value of rural children?
"puff!"

With one fork, a perfect outline was created.

Xiao Yuer twisted her slender waist and slowly slipped away from his feet.

Sarcasm means fullness.

"puff!"

Another fork down, still outlining.

"puff!"

"puff!"

"puff……"

After trying for more than ten times, there was still no harvest.

Seeing this scene, Guo Chen, who was carrying water by the river, laughed so hard that he fell over, and the live broadcast room was also filled with laughter.

[Fuck, I thought he was an expert, but it turns out he was just pretending to be an expert! ]

【Hahaha, embarrassing myself online! 】

[Oh, I'm so anxious watching this, this is too bad! ]

[Hubby, if nothing works, let’s just close our eyes and poke around blindly. Maybe we’ll stumble upon something.]

[I see him in the limelight every day, and finally I see him make a fool of himself, hahahaha]

[Oh no, my Nana will probably have to eat dry rice at noon...]

After trying for a while, Zhou Hao took two breaths while leaning on the harpoon, then rolled up his trouser legs again.

It was normal that he was not discouraged by the failed attempt just now.

He had only speared fish when he was a child and went to the river with his grandfather to play with it. More than ten years had passed and he was no longer good at it.

Everything requires practice, let alone a job like spearing fish, which has a certain technical threshold.

The speed and strength of the attack, the angle of puncture, adapting to the visual deviation caused by refraction of the water surface... these all require trial and error.

After doing this fork for a dozen times, he has basically regained some familiar feeling.

At this time, Guo Chen's exaggerated laughter had alarmed several female comrades in the wooden house. They all rushed out of the window and looked towards Zhou Hao.

After adjusting his breathing, Zhou Hao rolled up his sleeves, picked up the harpoon again, and aimed at a fat crucian carp swimming towards him.

"puff!"

The harpoon pierced the water like lightning and accurately pierced the body of the crucian carp.

Become!

Zhou Hao exhaled heavily, then raised the harpoon in his hand high.

The crucian carp above was still twisting its body in a last-ditch effort to release water droplets, which shone brightly under the sunlight.

From a distance, it looks like an oil painting.

And Guo Chen's laughter on the river bank also came to an abrupt end.

[Fuck, he really got it wrong? ]

[What a fat crucian carp! Enough to make a big pot of soup! ]

[666, young man, you have great skills! ]

【What a shit luck! 】

[This really isn't luck. He was obviously adapting to the angle of light deflection. Wait and see. The success rate will be very high next time!]

Sure enough, this fork seemed to break through a layer of window paper, and the success rate of subsequent forks began to rise sharply.

One, two, three...

Soon, the wooden barrels on the river bank were filled with fresh fish.

Zhou Hao went ashore with a harpoon and returned with a fully loaded wooden barrel.

When they reached the wooden house, Lin Xina couldn't wait to greet them. "Wow... so many?!" The little girl's eyes lit up, "This is enough to make a big table! Braised fish, grilled fish, fish soup, all different kinds!"

Several other girls also ran out upon hearing the noise, and were extremely excited when they saw the bucket full of fresh fish.

"Sure." Xu Lingyue glanced at Zhou Hao with a smile, "I didn't expect you to have this skill?"

"Do you understand the value of rural kids?" Zhou Hao said with a smile: "Climbing trees to get eggs and going to rivers to catch fish, these are basic operations. If anyone doesn't know how to do it, they will be laughed at by their friends."

"There are indeed a lot of fish." Yuan Yan at the side suddenly added: "But it can't be just fish, right? I guess Teacher Zhang can't make so many fancy dishes."

As soon as she said it, she regretted it a little.

Others are working hard to catch fish with their spears, and you are still here complaining about the monotony... Aren't you asking for trouble?
Just think about it, the comments in the live broadcast room must be full of curses!

Seeing her embarrassed expression, Zhou Hao smiled calmly and said, "It is indeed a bit monotonous, but it doesn't matter. I just checked and there are many treasures nearby. I shouldn't have to worry about food these two days."

"Hmm?" Lin Xina's eyes lit up. "Besides fish, what else? Are you planning to go into the mountains to collect wild goods?"

"Don't do that." Xu Lingyue said immediately: "It's too dangerous, what if..."

Before he could finish his words, he saw three pairs of eyes looking at him at the same time, with a teasing look in their eyes.

Xu Lingyue's ears felt slightly hot, but she still said calmly: "I mean the food in the mountains is not safe. The mushrooms in Yun Province are notoriously dangerous."

[Ah, yes, yes, I believe it, I really believe it]

[I will just quietly watch you explain... No, I will watch you make excuses]

[Then why are you blushing? Isn't this just confessing yourself? ]

[Tsk, she is a complete husband-protecting demon. She cannot bear to see her lover in any danger.]

[I'll see how long you can keep being stubborn, haha! ]

Feeling that the atmosphere seemed a bit tense, Zhou Hao quickly smoothed things over, "No need to go to the forest, it's right outside the cabin."

"Ah?" Lin Xina looked around, then turned back in confusion, "Where is it? Why can't I see it?"

Amid the puzzled gazes of the crowd, Zhou Hao pointed to a few clusters of green seedlings at the corner of the wooden house and said, "Isn't this it?"

Following the direction of his finger, Lin Xina ran over to take a look, then turned back with a suspicious look on her face, "Can this be eaten?"

"Of course." Zhou Hao went over and picked one at random. "This thing is called gray vegetable. It is a common wild vegetable that is distributed all over the country."

"Don't be fooled by its inconspicuous appearance, but it is very nutritious. It can help supplement calcium and prevent anemia. It can also be used as medicine. When you feel pain in your tooth decay, put a ball of it inside. It works very well..."

Listening to him talking, the four female guests were a little stunned.

"What's wrong?" Zhou Hao asked back.

"Uncle, how do you even know this?" Lin Xina asked in surprise, "You didn't eat this every day when you were a child, did you?"

"Not really." Zhou Hao shook his head and smiled, "Writing a novel is a test of your knowledge reserves. You have to know a little bit about all kinds of things."

Everyone nodded when they heard this, with a look of sudden enlightenment on their faces.

Zhou Hao, who had gotten away with it, breathed a sigh of relief. This was of course a lie.

The real reason was that when he was teaching in Siyuan Village, the villagers would often use this wild vegetable to enrich the dishes on the table, so he naturally became familiar with it.

"Is this delicious?" Lin Xina asked again.

"It's OK. I prefer it cold. It's quite refreshing."

"Then let's have it cold." Lin Xina swallowed her saliva, "You can teach Uncle Yun later, there is a good cold dish to relieve greasiness!"

Zhou Hao shook his head and said, "This dish can only be eaten at night, not during the day."

Lin Xina was surprised again, "Why?"

"Because it is a photosensitive vegetable, if you eat it during the day and then come into contact with the sun, it is easy to have allergies, swelling and other symptoms... You don't want to be disfigured, do you?"

"Ah?!" Lin Xina was so scared that she covered her face. "Then I won't eat it. Change another one!"

You make a living by your looks, you can lose your life but you can’t ruin your face!
Obviously, the other three female guests didn't want to take the risk either.

"Are there any other options?"

(End of this chapter)