Poverty alleviation variety show goes to the countryside, my talent can no longer be hidden
Chapter 210: Zhou Lang’s talent is exhausted?
Chapter 210: Zhou Lang’s talent is exhausted?
Ever since COSing Mr. Zhou achieved remarkable results, the program crew has obviously developed path dependence and has repeatedly tried to induce Zhou Hao to perform "on-the-spot creation."
He had cooperated openly or secretly in the previous times, but this time...
"No." He simply shook his head.
"Really gone?" Xu Hai was a little unwilling to give up.
"Really, there's nothing left." Zhou Hao looked serious, even slightly exaggerated.
Quite a theatrical actor.
Although Xu Hai was a little disappointed, he was quite satisfied with his real-time facial reaction.
This guy really has a talent for variety shows!
The audience in the live broadcast room were also disappointed.
[Alas, I am disappointed. I thought he would show his might again! ]
[You scared me. I thought he was going to use a big move right away.]
【Zhou Lang’s talent has run out~】
【Do you ever get stumped one day? 】
[How fresh! Who can guarantee that he will have a lot of ideas all the time? ]
[That's right, this is more like a normal person. Otherwise, I would almost doubt whether it was a script. It's too exaggerated.]
[No, then no, what are you washing here? ]
[Are you sick? Telling the truth is also called "washing"? Have you been in the fan circle too much and your brain is not working well? 】
[Ah, yes, yes, yes, you are not a fan club if you mindlessly defend Zhou Hao. ]
Zhou Hao couldn’t see the online debate, but even if he could, he wouldn’t take up the subject this time.
It’s not that he really can’t do it, but... he can’t answer it.
It happens too frequently. The same program effect appears frequently in a short period of time, and the audience will get aesthetically fatigued!
For him, it is easy to be placed on the high ground of public opinion, which leads to "it is lonely at the top".
After his identity as the founder of the Slender Gold Style was revealed, he already had enough talent buffs and there was no need to stack more.
It’s too late.
As for the program itself, an overly single program effect is not a good thing either.
So this time, he chose to refuse without hesitation.
The group of people entered the wooden house talking and laughing, and immediately there was a burst of "Wow" in unison.
The interior decoration of this wooden house is just as warm and dreamy as the exterior, especially the huge stove inside, which is the most eye-catching. At first glance, you can't help but imagine the beautiful scene of a family chatting around the stove on a starry night...
"Okay, this is the base for our program recording for the next two days." Xu Hai introduced with a smile: "Are you satisfied?"
"Satisfied!" Lin Xina nodded repeatedly, "Brother Xu, can we record here for a few more days?"
Xu Hai was amused by her. "I can't make the decision. Go talk to the director!"
Lin Xina cooperated very well and forced out a disappointed expression. Although it was partly for the show's effect, her disappointment was genuine.
She really likes the atmosphere here.
After some jokes to warm up the atmosphere, today's show officially began.
Although the atmosphere here is good, that's all there is to it, nothing else is there.
There was no food, no water, not even drinking water, and you had to find a way to solve all the problems yourself.
It's a bit like survival in the wilderness.
This made everyone a little confused, and for a moment they didn't know where to start.
After looking at each other for a while, everyone turned their eyes to Zhou Hao.
"What are you doing?" Zhou Hao was startled.
"Come on, come on, let's welcome Coach Zhou!" Guo Chen clapped his hands exaggeratedly, "Everyone welcome!" Clap, clap, clap...
Several others also cooperated and began to applaud and add fuel to the fire.
After all, Zhou Hao had already demonstrated his life skills before, and they... were lucky enough to be able to light a fire and cook a bowl of noodles to avoid starving to death, and they were simply unable to cope with the current situation.
Seeing that these people were not fanning the flames, Zhou Hao had no choice but to take over the baton.
"Lady comrade, please be responsible for cleaning up the house." Zhou Hao looked around and said, "Dust what needs to be dusted, clean what needs to be cleaned, and then help allocate the tent sites..."
Several female comrades nodded repeatedly, and these things became relatively simple.
"Men, please split up." Zhou Hao continued to assign tasks: "Now we need someone to fetch water, someone to chop wood, someone to find food, and someone to cook... You guys can choose for yourselves."
The men looked at each other and immediately started scrambling for the relatively simple jobs.
"I'll go fetch some water!" Guo Chen deliberately showed off his muscles, "It's a good opportunity to test the results of my recent fitness training."
"Then I'll go chop wood." Xu Hai, who was a guest guest, was very honest. "That's all I know."
"Are you really not afraid of going hungry?" Zhang Yunfeng said with an embarrassed look on his face.
Everyone burst into laughter, and Lin Xina blushed in embarrassment.
Because of her "betrayal" last time, everyone knows that Zhang Yunfeng is a bad cook.
But in fact, his cooking skills are not that bad. It’s not amazing, but it’s not inedible either.
As long as there is no comparison, it is still good.
The last remaining task, "finding food", naturally fell to Zhou Hao.
This is the most difficult task. It is definitely not an easy task to catch enough food in nature with bare hands.
Fortunately, there was still some rice in the rice jar next to the stove, otherwise he would really have become bald.
No matter what, it is impossible to create a pile of rice in the blink of an eye!
Now, all we need to do is prepare some side dishes to go with the rice.
After the tasks were assigned, everyone took their respective positions and started to act.
However, Zhou Hao did not take any action for the time being. He was still thinking about a decision - where to find food?
There are mountains, forests and rivers nearby, so theoretically he could find a lot of wild food, but the problem is... his ability is limited!
You can't go into the mountains and forests to catch prey with your bare hands, right? !
After much thought, the most reliable way right now is to go down to the river and catch fish.
The river next to it is not deep. It is estimated to be no deeper than the knees with the naked eye. The water quality looks quite good, and the fish in it should be safe to eat.
However, before going into the river, he had to do some preparation - making a simple harpoon.
It is definitely unrealistic to catch fish with bare hands. It would be much more convenient to have a harpoon.
He went out and came to the small warehouse where firewood was stored. He picked up a long forked branch and began to sharpen it with a hatchet.
The live broadcast room that has been following his entire journey has started to get lively.
[Can anyone explain what he is doing? ]
[It seems to be... making a harpoon? ]
[What's going on? He can do this? ]
[Fuck, using a fork to catch fish in the river, I've only heard of this in stories.]
[This hatchet is used, and you can tell it has been used before! ]
[But I heard that spearing fish is difficult, I hope you won’t make a fool of yourself later? ]
[That's terrible. Everyone can only eat white rice. Hahahaha...]
After ten minutes of struggling, a rough handmade harpoon was born in Zhou Hao's hands.
I waved it around in the void and it worked quite well.
Standing up, he walked towards the river bank in high spirits.
Tremble, cuties!
(End of this chapter)
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