Rebirth 2010: I taught Mr. Lei how to make a mobile phone

Chapter 691: Cheers to Sun Dasheng Today

Five hundred years ago, the unruly Monkey King Sun Wukong caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace and was eventually suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain by the Buddha with his supreme Buddhist teachings.

Over time, the world has changed dramatically, and this earth-shaking event has gradually been lost in the long river of history, becoming a story told by storytellers in teahouses and alleys.

After many years, the city of Chang'an was suddenly robbed by a mountain monster. Young boys and girls cried and their lives hung by a thread.

In a critical moment, Jiang Liuer, who was raised by the wandering monk Fa Ming since childhood, rescued a little girl, but was chased by a mountain monster.

The whole story is explained in just 20 minutes. As the monsters chase each other, Jiang Liuer accidentally releases the seal of Sun Wukong, and a thrilling legendary journey begins.
"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong, has a body as strong as black iron, flaming eyes, immortality and the ability to transform into seventy-two forms!"

"Great Sage, does Erlang Shen really have three eyes?
Great Sage, is the giant spirit very strong?
Monkey King, is Nezha a boy or a girl?

Great Sage, you must know a lot of magic spells."

"I'm bored"

The screen flickered with light and shadow, and the audience held their breath, sometimes laughing heartily, sometimes getting extremely nervous.
Emotions fluctuate wildly as the plot twists and turns.

As Dai Quan's "Wukong" sounded, the final battle arrived.

The chaotic evil energy covered the sky like ink staining the sky.

In the corner of the ruins, the trembling bodies of boys and girls huddled among the broken walls, their sobs drowned out by the howling wind.

The Great Sage gasped and barely supported his shaky body.

With the seal still intact and all his magic powers gone, he could only use his flesh and blood body to withstand the demon king's repeated heavy blows.

"You are angry, sad, and crazy. Are you a human, a ghost, or a monster? It's just that you have a debt to the devil in your heart!"

"Sun Wukong! I am a demon, and you are also a demon. Humans eat cattle and sheep, and demons eat human flesh. It is only natural!" Chaos's sarcasm echoed between heaven and earth. "You are just a stinky monkey with sealed magic power. Can't you see the world clearly? I am going to eat them. Let's see who you can protect this year?"

Under the stone pestle, Jiang Liuer's bloodstained fingertips twitched slightly, and the worn-out puppet Monkey King slipped from his palm.
A faint cry for help drifted away in the wind, "Great Sage...save them..."

In front of the ruined Buddhist temple, Sun Wukong knelt on the ground, his clothes torn, blood flowing down his scarred body and seeping into the cracks in the charred ground.

"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!!!" I don't know if he was scolding Jiang Liuer or himself.

"Kneel down to be my teacher, life or death is irrelevant~
Good and evil, the world of truth and falsehood, the world of mortals, the separation and gathering are unclear and difficult to break! "

"Damn it. Damn it! ...

"I want~what's the use of this iron rod?

I have~ So what about this change? "

Suddenly, the earth began to shake!
"Crack!"

The rock layer under the five fingers suddenly cracked, and magma broke through the ground like a red dragon!

He slowly raised his head and looked towards the Chaos Demon King. Golden light suddenly surged in his eyes, and his fiery eyes emitted a rage that could burn the entire world to ashes!

The boiling magma condensed on his body, turning into a red flame armor, with lava as armor!
With a wave of his hand, the void behind him suddenly ignited and turned into a thousand-meter-long fire wave, which turned into a fluttering cloak behind him, burning the night sky red, and the flames turned into a robe!

He reached out his hand to his ear, and the Dinghai Shenzhen that had pierced the sky slowly appeared. The five gilded ancient seal characters on the Ruyi Jingu Bang lit up one by one, revealing the original appearance of this magic weapon.

"I am - the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong!!!"

When the Monkey King transformed, adults and children in the theater couldn't help but exclaim, "Wow, so handsome!"
After all, transformation is the ultimate romance for men!

A childish voice was particularly loud, "Great Sage, hit it!"

When the demon king Hun Dun saw this scene, he couldn't help but feel frightened. After all, a person's name is like a tree's shadow, and everyone knows the reputation of the Monkey King.

"Sun Wukong, don't forget that you are also a demon. As long as you are a demon, it is unforgivable. When will the demon-demon vengeance end?"

"Noisy!"

At the moment the sound wave exploded, the ground beneath the feet of the Great Sage began to crack bit by bit, and his figure disappeared immediately.

"I want ~ this iron rod drunken dancing demon;

I have ~ this change is confusing and turbid"

The Great Sage raised his powerful staff and swept through the army. All the demons and monsters that blocked his way were instantly reduced to ashes. Not a single one of them could match him. Even Chaos could not resist and was caught in a dilemma.

The next moment, a flaming figure like a meteor flashed above Hun Dun. In front of the latter's astonished expression, the shadow of the stick was like a mountain pressing down on Hun Dun, smashing through a mountain top, and then falling to the ground with a loud bang, splashing dust and mist all over the sky.

"Crushing the Spiritual Sky~Unbridled and Unruly!
The world is evil and dangerous~ there is no escape! "

The shattered mountains were filled with smoke and dust. A shadow inside was rapidly growing larger and chaotically transformed, revealing the gigantic form of the demon king, towering over the sky and looking magnificent.

"Oh~ What a big deal?"

The Great Sage had a look of disdain on his face. He plucked a handful of hair and blew it gently. Countless Great Sages appeared in front of him, waving sticks and chasing after the little demons.

The next moment, a solemn figure wearing golden armor and holding a magic needle appeared behind the local person, with supernatural powers: the power of controlling the heaven and the earth!

Soldier against soldier, against general!
Fight again!

Two towering figures fought each other, and for a moment the sky and the earth were dark.

"Haha, I was wondering how great the Monkey King was, but it turns out your seal has not been completely released."

The Great Sage held the staff with both hands and raised it above his head. All the golden light gathered at the tip of the staff and finally turned into a red-gold blade that swept across the sky.
"Hey, monster, take this stick from me!!!"

"This stick~~~
I want you to turn into ashes~~~~"

The demon king Hun Dun tried to take the golden blade with both hands, but found something wrong and he couldn't take it at all.

"It's impossible that your seal is not completely opened."

"I don't need to solve all the problems to kill you!"

Before he died, the unwilling voice of the demon king Hun Dun echoed, "The Heaven Court is cruel and treats all things as straw dogs. I can't escape, and neither can you."

The smoke cleared, and the red armor gradually cooled into dark red rock. Sun Wukong, who had broken away from the state of half-step Great Sage, fell from the air, struggled to get up, and was about to fall. Suddenly, a familiar child's voice came from the distance: "Great Sage!?"

He looked up suddenly, and a ray of sunlight pierced through the haze, illuminating his face, which showed a smile for the first time.

The picture freezes, and then subtitles appear.
The theater fell into silence for three seconds, followed by thunderous applause.

After a long time, the applause died down and was followed by a burst of discussion.

"Is this the end?"

"Is Jiang Liu'er dead or not?"

"It's not satisfying. It's not satisfying."

"Look at the screen, there's an Easter egg at the end!"

"Ah~ah~ah~ah~~~" When the ending song, "Cloud Palace Swift Sound" female voice chanting slowly sounded
Li Min felt a lump in his throat for some reason and tried to suppress his emotion. Then he realized that he was not the only one who felt this way.
"Fuck, what should I do if I feel like crying when this music starts?"

"The production team really understood what we wanted. This ending song is just a rip-off!"

"It seems that the director of October Digital has visited our company before."

"Damn it, this movie has moments of laughter, tears, excitement, and is suitable for all ages. If this movie doesn't win the box office, it will be unforgivable!"

"Don't make any noise, the Easter eggs are here."

"I am a little monster, free and easy, I kill people without blinking an eye, and I eat people without adding salt!"

Accompanied by an alternative nursery rhyme, the screen lights up.
"Nezha is coming~~~~" Someone shouted,
The originally bustling market became deserted in an instant, with everyone in chaos.

"Have you hidden well? I'm here to catch you!"

The camera follows a group of people hiding in a box. The next moment, the lid of the box is suddenly opened.
A little kid with smoky makeup and a bun suddenly appeared in the camera.
It scared the entire audience.

The scene changes, accompanied by Nezha's passionate exclusive BGM, and the subtitles appear on the screen: "Nezha: The Devil Child Comes into the World", so stay tuned
"This is Nezha?"

"Why is he so ugly? The one we saw when we were kids was so handsome."

"The demon boy is normal, it feels like a different story."

"Please look forward to it. There's no telling when it will be released. You'll have to wait~~"

The easter egg lasted only thirty seconds and it was over before anyone could react.

"Don't go, there's more!"

Some people had already stood up and were about to leave, but when they saw the subtitles, some sat back down, while others stood in the aisle and looked at the list of production team members and the thanks from a dozen studios.

The screen dimmed and then brightened again, and the familiar scene made the audience whisper in confusion:

“Isn’t this the beginning of the havoc in heaven?”

“Did it play wrong? Why is it playing again?”

But as the camera slowly zoomed out, the whispering stopped abruptly.

On the same mountain top, this time there is no longer the Monkey King and one monkey, but two more unruly rebels.

Yang Jian's three-pointed, double-edged spear glows coldly, while Nezha's fire-pointed spear glows with raging flames.

Behind the three of them, the demon clan coalition forces were flooding all over the mountains like a tide.

The Heavenly Army was approaching, and the two sides formed a thrilling confrontation between the sea of ​​clouds and the cliffs.

The huge figures looming in the void on both sides plunged the entire theater into a suffocating silence.

"You bold demon monkey, Yang Jian, and Nezha, you have committed a heinous crime and you deserve to be killed!"

Sun Wukong pointed his golden cudgel at the sky, his fiery eyes gleaming with light, "I, Sun Wukong, am causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace!"

At this time, “Deng Deng, Deng Deng, Deng Deng, Deng Deng, the light~ Diu Diu Diu~~~” the beginning of the previous ending song that was deliberately edited out sounded.

"Wait for the lantern, wait for the lantern~~~~" The sound of suona pierces the clouds and splits the rocks.

However, the screen suddenly went dark at the climax.

Then, the lights in the theater came on.

"I got goosebumps! Wow, this Easter egg is amazing!"

"The three great rebels in Heaven have gathered together. Are they going to film "The Return of the Great Sage 2: The Trouble in Heaven"? "

"Damn, the shadow on the left looks like Tathagata, who's on the right? Bodhi? It feels like a huge chess game."

"The Monkey King 1 is the prequel to Journey to the West, so where is 2? The sequel to Journey to the West?"

Li Min and the others came out, still immersed in the discussion of the plot, ending, and easter eggs. It seemed that this time's Monkey King was a little different from the one they saw when they were children, but equally amazing!

When they left, they heard voices of "Wow!" and "Awesome" from time to time, which were the involuntary and heartfelt exclamations of the audience around them.

At this time, the movie "Lost in Hong Kong" happened to end in the theater next door, and the audience's cursing could be clearly heard from there.

"I always thought Baoqiang's acting crazy was disgusting, until I saw Baobei'er's performance. Now I just want to say, Brother Baoqiang, I'm sorry~"

“Now I know who is responsible for the success of Lost in Thailand.”

"It's awkward and vulgar, and I feel really uncomfortable. The most unacceptable thing for me is that they dared to use the song from A Chinese Odyssey in the film."

"RNM, refund the tickets, destroy it, quickly."

One side was cursing, the other side was praising. When the audiences on both sides saw this, some of them reconciled their accounts and one of them became even more upset.

(End of this chapter)