Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace

"Oh dear! Don't go, Buddha! This humble monk didn't want this either! Oh! Saint, you're so annoying!"

At this moment, Tang Sanzang, who was standing next to him, started talking to himself in a very shy tone.

His eyes remained vacant, and it was unclear what bizarre hallucination he was experiencing.

The king, who was incarnate as Tongtian, sat on it, looking at this strange scene.

His lips twitched uncontrollably.

At the same time, he found it amusing, thinking that the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord of Huanghua Temple was truly a remarkable talent!
After this is all over, shall I also go and ask for a few pills?
We'll prepare it for Hongjun and the others when the time comes.

The three little girls watched the show with giggles and laughter.

"Hehehe! This monkey turned into a fish, that's interesting. Look, it's still swimming desperately!"

Little Tangtang clapped her hands, laughing continuously.

"Once the effects of the drug wear off, those guys are going to be in deep trouble again! Haha!"

Little Mengmeng couldn't help but clap and cheer.

"I'll ask Xiaowu again when I have time if they have any new products! That'll be fun to play with!"

Xiao Susu suggested with a smile.

"Yes, bring more next time!"

Little Mengmeng cheered with joy at the thought of having lots of pills to play with in the future.

Inside the palace of the Women's Kingdom.

Not long after, Tang Sanzang suddenly awoke.

Then he looked bewildered and realized his back was soaked.

What kind of elixir is this? How could it have caused me to appear in such an illusion?!
Then it was Yun Zhongzi's turn, who suddenly opened his mouth wide.

Countless stones fell from his mouth, and his belly slowly swelled up.

Yun Zhongzi was utterly shocked!
Damn it!
It turned out to be a belly full of stones.

Yun Zhongzi looked utterly dejected.

At this moment, Da Mo looked at these stones and immediately started making excited "ooh ooh ooh" noises.

It kept pecking at the stones with its sharp beak, looking quite excited.

Yun Zhongzi was completely bewildered.

This Bodhidharma must be insane!
Its beak is broken off!
The monkeys not far away finally stopped, foaming at the mouth and convulsing.

I'm exhausted after swimming for so long.

Then, not long after, the rooster-like shape of Bodhidharma slowly disappeared.

But at that moment, he froze!
He felt that he had lost all feeling in his mouth, and his mouth was full of blood.

Damn it!
What did I just do?!
what!
My teeth!
Bodhidharma didn't know what these stones were either; they could even break the saint's own teeth.

However, he glared fiercely at Yun Zhongzi, as if he wanted to devour him.

It's all because of this guy!
Yun Zhongzi wanted to cry.

Why is it always me who gets hurt?
No matter how you eat it, you'll end up consuming the most offensive medicine!
This is going to kill me!
This scene made the little girls and the Three Immortals of Tongtian laugh non-stop.

The effects of these elixirs.

That's absolutely hilarious!
"Alright, alright! The elders have rested enough, let's begin our intellectual contest!"

The old king, who was an incarnation of Tongtian, looked at everyone with a smile and said.

"Your Majesty, perhaps the elders haven't fully recovered yet. Please grant them some more elixirs!"

The third princess covered her mouth and smiled as she offered her advice to the old king.

The three people and the monkey immediately shook their heads like rattles.

"Ah, thank you for your kindness, Princess, but we're all set! We don't need that pill anymore!"

Tang Sanzang hurriedly said to the princess.

Upon hearing Tang Sanzang's words, the three princesses couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh.

This would normally be a very normal behavior for a woman.

However, when applied to these three enormous creatures, it sent a chill down everyone's spine.

"Alright, alright, let's begin the intellectual contest! Princesses, take a good look and see which one suits you best!"

"Now it's my turn to set the questions!"

The old king cleared his throat and looked at Tang Sanzang and his companions with a smile.

Tang Sanzang and his companions exchanged glances and made a decision in their hearts.

Even if you know the answer, you must say you don't, because whoever gets favored by those three princesses is doomed!
"So, your father and mother had a boy, but he's neither your brother nor your second son. Then who is he? Please answer first!"

Everyone was taken aback by the old king's question. What kind of question was that?
Are you guys joking about this verbal battle?
"Nobody knows? Fine, Elder Monkey, you answer!"

The old king looked at the silent crowd and then pointed at the monkey.

"I don't know! I popped out of a rock!"

The monkey scratched its head and said.

"There's a reason! You, yes, you, answer!"

The old king nodded and looked at Yun Zhongzi.

Yun Zhongzi thought for a moment and then said, "Is he my long-lost brother?"

"Wrong! Such a stupid answer, beat him!"

The old king frowned, waved his large hand, and roared angrily.

Suddenly, another group of muscular female soldiers rushed in.

They grabbed Yun Zhongzi and beat him up!
Everyone was horrified when they saw Yun Zhongzi's miserable state.

Damn it!
Will I get beaten up if I answer incorrectly?
Yun Zhongzi looked utterly miserable.

Why am I always the one who gets hurt...?

The Royal Palace of the Women's Kingdom.

"This humble monk does not know!"

"You don't even know something this simple? Give it a good beating!"

"It's...it's myself!"

"Oh! You got it right! Keep hitting!"

Tang Sanzang was terrified as he looked at the group of female soldiers rushing in.

Damn it!
Even if you answer correctly, you still get a reward?
Is he even human?
Yun Zhongzi and Damo, who were lying on the ground, also looked shocked!
"Hey! Stop, stop, stop! Um... I misspoke! It's all your fault for always making mistakes! Hit those two lying down!"

The old king waved his hand awkwardly and said, then pointed at the two people lying down and said fiercely.

Yun Zhongzi: ???
Bodhidharma: ???
"Alright, alright, don't worry about the details, let's move on to the second question!" the old king continued with a smile.

Then, stroking his chin, he thought for a moment and posed a question: "What are the three words a person says most often in their life? 'Start.' You go first!"

The old king pointed to Bodhidharma and nodded as if to encourage him.

At this moment, everyone fell into deep thought.

What are the three words you say most often?
It sounds difficult, but it's not that difficult either.

But who would care about that for no reason?
Everyone frowned, deep in thought.

"Still no answer after so long? Too incompetent! Give them a good beating! Next one, in order!"

Upon hearing this, Bodhidharma's eyes widened in horror.

Holy crap!
Is there a time limit?
Bang bang bang!!
Yun Zhongzi glanced at Damo, who was being beaten beside him, and swallowed hard.

"He should go and cultivate himself!"

"This guy's too stupid, hit him! Hit him hard! Next one!"

The old king shook his head and looked at Yun Zhongzi differently.

"It should be... I love you!"

Tang Sanzang's eyes lit up, and he blurted out.

Since it's about finding a son-in-law, it definitely needs to fit that theme!
"I don't love you! You idiot, beat him up, you disgusting bastard!"

At this moment, the old king resembled an angry old woman, pointing and yelling at Tang Sanzang.

"You, the monkey, answer this!"

Then the old king asked the monkey.

"have no idea!"

The monkey was annoyed; it kept asking these pointless questions.

Let's fight!
How are we supposed to answer these ridiculous questions?
To his surprise, the old king was taken aback.

"Haha! Congratulations, Elder Monkey, you answered correctly!"

The old king clapped his hands, his wrinkled face beaming with excitement.

Tang Sanzang and the others were completely bewildered.

The monkey was completely dumbfounded.

Did I get it right?
What did I just say?
How did you get it right!
This is illogical, holy crap! (End of Chapter)