Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace

"Taking them one by one is too troublesome, let's just attack them all at once and beat them to a pulp!"

The eldest princess, who had just sat down, spoke directly.

The remaining two princesses then rushed forward as well.

Suddenly, a series of loud bangs echoed throughout the venue.

Tang Sanzang and his companions were all in a terrible state, their faces bruised and swollen, their bodies covered in injuries.

"Sigh! You Buddhist monks are really weak! You can't take a beating!"

The eldest princess shook her head and walked back in disappointment.

The two princesses beside them clapped their hands and walked back listlessly.

Tang Sanzang and the others stared wide-eyed.

You're insane!
It's just a one-sided attack on us!
Then another group of female soldiers appeared and carried the three people and the monkey back to the palace.

"Tongtian! Tongtian! Give those Yun Zhongzi and Zhunti's clones a good beating!"

Little Sugar said with a mischievous smile.

"How about we try Little Centipede's pills?"
Little Mengmeng suggested excitedly.

"Yes, we also have the pills that Little Centipede offered. Let's try them later!" Little Sugar smiled happily as well.

Tongtian, still an old woman, chuckled along.

The old woman was still sitting upright in the main hall of the palace.

Standing beside her were three burly princesses.

"Although your results in martial arts combat were not ideal, there's still the intellectual battle! Don't be discouraged!"

The old female king spoke with a smile.

"Um... Your Majesty, we are Buddhist disciples, and we are not allowed to marry. Don't you...?"

Tang Sanzang spoke weakly to the king.

"It's alright! Our Women's Kingdom won't mind! Elders, please don't worry!"

The old king said with a smile, waving his hand at the same time:
"Let's begin our intellectual battle!"

This angered even Bodhidharma.

Damn it!
When did this Kingdom of Women become like this?!
Has their king gone mad?
"Wait! We are Buddhist monks..."

Bodhidharma was furious and was about to rebuke the king for his actions.

"This guy's not having it! Someone, beat him up!"

To everyone's surprise, the king said this directly.

Suddenly a group of burly female soldiers rushed out and started beating Damo.

After a barrage of punches and kicks, Bodhidharma lay weakly on the ground.

Bodhidharma cried!
I am an incarnation of a saint!
How could such a thing happen?
This calamity in the Journey to the West is too bizarre!
Why does it feel like nothing good ever comes from following Tang Sanzang and his companions?
Tang Sanzang couldn't bear it, so he went over and helped Bodhidharma up.

"You'll get used to it! It's okay, we'll all get through this together!"

Tang Sanzang encouraged him with a resolute expression.

"Wait! I, Old Sun, am a monkey, not a human. Can I withdraw from this marriage contest?"

Suddenly, the monkey stepped forward and asked loudly.

"It's okay, you little monkey! We can have your babies!"

"Yes, yes, I love monkeys the most!"

"Poor little monkey, they were hit too hard just now!"

The old king remained silent, but the three princesses excitedly exclaimed "377!"

The monkey looked at the three princesses and felt a chill run down his spine.

Only a fool would have a baby with you guys!
"Look how much my daughters like you. Why don't you just choose one, Elder Monkey?"

The old king looked at the monkey with a smile.

The monkey's face twitched, and it slowly retreated.

The king and princess immediately shook their heads in disappointment.

"Someone come here! Bring the elders some pills. They can take the pills to recover from their injuries before the literary duel!"

The old king first gave instructions to his subordinates, and then spoke to Tang Sanzang and the others.

Tang Sanzang and the others breathed a sigh of relief; this wasn't too bad.

They even knew to heal our wounds!
Before long, several palace maids brought the pills to the crowd on trays.

The monkey and Tang Sanzang exchanged a glance, somewhat surprised!
Why does this elixir look so familiar?
Yun Zhongzi and Damo didn't think that much about it, since it was a healing medicine.

Of course, it was best to eat it quickly, so he swallowed it in one gulp.

As Tang Sanzang and the Monkey King hesitated, the palace maid grabbed a pill and shoved it into their mouths. "May I ask what the effects of these pills are? Who made them?"

Seeing that swallowing it was inevitable, the monkey asked directly.

Tang Sanzang also hurriedly looked over.

"Oh! This elixir was made by the Taoist priest of Huanghua Temple, which is not far from here!"

"You don't know, I wouldn't even eat it myself! You're getting it for free!"

Upon hearing the old king's words, the eyes of Tang Sanzang, his two companions, and the monkey widened in surprise...

Lingshan.

Seeing the scene in the Women's Kingdom, the gods and Buddhas finally felt that the calamity had returned to normal.

The anxiety subsided, and a lively discussion ensued.

"How did that old king manage to do that? He actually has three daughters who are so powerful!"

"My main concern is who they will ultimately choose!"
"The Queen of the Women's Kingdom is quite kind; she knows to give me medicine to heal my wounds!"

"Yes, that's rare. It seems they really value Tang Sanzang and the others, but it's a pity!"

In Zixiao Palace.

The saints nodded and smiled, even though this Women's Kingdom was a bit strange and had a peculiar style.

But overall it's normal, and the saints also feel that this calm and uneventful situation is a good thing.

"Looks like it's time to plan the next calamity!"

After observing the situation in the Women's Kingdom, Hongjun felt there were no problems and could proceed with the rest.

"Master is right! We will arrange things in the same way from now on!"

Laozi looked at Hongjun and said with a smile.

The saints nodded repeatedly; they no longer wanted to face those monstrous monsters.

Then, the saints began to discuss again.

The Kingdom of Women, the Royal Palace.

Upon hearing the king's words, Tang Sanzang and his companions' pupils contracted, their faces filled with horror.

Damn it!
It's actually a medicinal pill from Huanghua Temple!
The scenes from before immediately flashed through their minds.

The monkey covered its face in frustration, feeling utterly helpless.

Aren't we partners?
Did they have to go to such lengths?
Just then, the effects of the elixir began to take effect.

Yun Zhongzi's belly began to grow larger and larger, and the life force within it became increasingly intense.

It felt like she was ten months pregnant and about to give birth.

Bodhidharma, standing to the side, had his face transformed into that of a rooster.

Its hands turned into a pair of wings covered in feathers, and a tuft of chicken feathers grew from its rear end.

It looks exactly like a big rooster!
Tang Sanzang's eyes glazed over instantly, and he muttered to himself, as if he had fallen into some kind of illusion.

The monkey was taken aback and immediately lay down.

With pouting, it kept waving its hands and feet on the floor.

"Tang Sanzang! Come help me! Ouch, my back! It's so sore!" Yun Zhongzi, with his hands supporting his back and his large belly sticking out, was covered in sweat.

"How did this humble monk become a rooster?"

Bodhidharma looked speechless and flapped his wings.

Suddenly, without even realizing it, I started: "Ooh ooh ooh~~~!"
"Hey! Doesn't this rooster only crow in the morning? Why is it crowing now?"

Princess Yunxiao said with interest.

"That monkey is really fun! Let's go ask him what he's doing!"

Princess Qiongxiao smiled and pointed at the monkey.

"Okay, let's go together!"

Princess Bixiao was also smiling.

The three then headed towards the monkey.

"Monkey, what are you doing?"

"I am a fish, but I can never swim out of this lake. Glug glug glug."

What are you going to do by swimming out?

"Are you stupid? Of course you have to swim out to find the mother fish! Big turtle, get out of here, don't bother me... cluck cluck cluck... cluck cluck..."

The three princesses immediately took turns punching the monkey.

Sun Wukong screamed in agony. (End of Chapter)