Hogwarts Card System.

Chapter 375 I am a Toad
At dinner, Ted gave Harry a small object that was only three centimeters in diameter and looked like a mirror.

"Harry, are you going to be put in detention in Old Toad's office after dinner?"

"Yeah! How disgusting!" Harry stabbed a piece of steak on the plate with the fork in his hand, as if it was Umbridge's face.

"Then take this with you." Ted handed the item to Harry.

Harry took it, held it up to look at it, and adjusted his bangs.

"What is this for? A small portable mirror?"

Ted laughed: "This is a talisman that can deflect a lot of evil black magic. The old toad is definitely using you to establish his authority, and she has no good intentions in putting you in solitary confinement. It's best if you don't need to use this thing. If she has bad intentions, let her know what it means to suffer the consequences of her own actions!"

……

"Knock, knock, knock~" Harry knocked hard on Umbridge's office door.

"Come in, you rude little Black girl." Umbridge's sweet voice sounded.

If sound had color, then Umbridge's clipped voice would definitely be that cloying pink, an indecent pink.

Harley pushed the door open and looked unhappy: "Professor, my name is Harley Quinn Potter! Not the little girl from the Black family."

Umbridge's office had been decorated, and it was quite luxurious, with leather sofas and other things, and the walls were covered with decorative porcelain plates with all kinds of moving kittens running around on the plates.

And Umbridge, sitting across the table, holding a cup of tea.

"Oh~ You are right, dear Potter." Umbridge smiled wryly, "I forgot that the Black family already has a biological son. I am so sorry for you~"

It must be said that Umbridge is definitely not a fool, at least not a simple fool. She at least knows how to hurt someone most effectively.

It can be said that his talent in evil is very high!

After all, she also graduated from Slytherin College and had great ambitions since she was young.

Few people know that she is able to use the Patronus Charm!

You know, the British wizarding community generally believes that only those who are just and upright can use this spell. This is the symbol of a white wizard.

However, this person can also use Expecto Guardian!
Of course, this was something Umbridge had quietly worked on for three years before she finally succeeded in learning.

After all, having a patronus is like having a golden signboard, which will be helpful for climbing up in the Ministry of Magic.

Her background is definitely a minus point for her future.

She is a half-blood, although she claims that she is from a pure-blood family. But her father is actually an old wizard who cleaned the Ministry of Magic in the early years, and her mother is a Muggle.

She also has a younger brother, but unfortunately he is a Squib.

This is simply a nightmare for someone who is a Slytherin and wants to hold a high position in the Ministry of Magic.

So, she cut off contact with her mother early, and her father was sent to another place by him, and she only sent a little money every month.

Her first job at the Ministry of Magic was as an assistant to a department head.

The assistant was in his 18s and she was . She boldly launched an attack! This frightened the old man.

However, when she was young, Umbridge was very skillful and good at pleasing people. In a short period of time, she made a group of people think that she was a good person and worth cultivating.

As a result, the experiences during this period have made her develop a clip-like voice and a girlish demeanor. Now that she is almost 50, she still can't let go of this habit. It's ingrained in her bones!

Some time ago, after Fu Ji had enlightenment in Longchang, she seized the opportunity and joined Fu Ji.

She did a lot during the Azkaban breakout.

It can be said that she is Fudge's gray glove. She does many things that Fudge is not convenient to do. She is very willing to take risks.

It was for this reason that he was valued by Fudge and sent to Hogwarts, hoping that he could drive a nail into the school so as to check and balance Dumbledore in the future.

In general, this old woman has some things, but not much. She got to where she is by being mean, wicked, and reckless.

However, her well-thought-out words did not provoke Harry to go berserk, which surprised Umbridge.

After all, according to the information she collected about Harley, this girl was a very irritable and violent person, but she actually calmed down at this time.

In fact, this office has been equipped with a crystal that can take photos, which is equivalent to a magic camera.

Just wait for Harry to go berserk, and then Umbridge will capture Sirius in the name of "attacking the professor".

However, at this moment, Harley's expression was unusually cold, as if she was not the one being spoken of just now.

"Okay." Umbridge put down her teacup.

"It's getting late, let's get started."

"In view of your mistakes in class, you must accept the punishment." Umbridge took out a spotted quill, "You need to write on the paper a hundred times, I am a bad boy."

She smiled again, her cheeks rising, but her eyes didn't move at all. "That's not hard at all, is it? A small punishment, a big warning. I hope you won't roar in class again in the future."

"Yes, Professor. I understand." Harry took the quill calmly.

There was a fluctuation of magic, very faint, but Harry's perception was very sharp.

It’s a magic item, maybe even a magical item.

She glanced at Umbridge, dipped her hand in ink, and began to write on the parchment - I am a bad boy.

"Ah~"

As Harry made his first stroke, Umbridge suddenly screamed.

The sound was even more miserable than the cry of a toad being stepped on by an old cow. But Harry still finished writing the sentence in cursive handwriting.

"What's wrong, professor?" She raised her head and then screamed, "Professor? Professor, are you okay?! What's wrong with your face?!" Harley's voice was very concerned.

"Ah~~~~" How could Umbridge answer Harry's question? The pain on her face almost made her eyes go black.

She opened her palms to cover her face, but did not dare to touch the wound on her face - there was a strange wound on her face, from top to bottom, from left to right, from the left corner of the forehead to the right chin, and it said - I am a toad!

The wound was so deep that you could see the bright red flesh, but not a drop of blood came out.

Umbridge felt a sharp pain on her face and in her heart at this moment - could it be that I am disfigured? !
At this moment, fear almost overwhelmed her mind.

"Call someone! Call someone quickly! Call someone~" She began to howl.

Professor McGonagall arrived, and Umbridge howled, "It was her! This vile, evil Dark wizard attacked me!"

Harry was stunned by her, "Professor, what are you talking about? I didn't attack you?"

"It's you! You're the only one here! You, the shameless little whore..."

"Shut up!" Professor McGonagall shouted like a lion!
"You are a professor! You insulted your students and used such dirty words! Aren't you ashamed?"

At this moment, Professor McGonagall was so furious that her eyebrows were standing up, her eyes were wide open and cold as ice, and even her neatly trimmed hair was fluffy - she really looked like an angry lion!

Umbridge was stunned for a moment and even forgot the pain on her face.

"I, I have evidence! I have a crystal that can record images!"

Then Professor McGonagall got the crystal and replayed the video - it turned out that Umbridge gave Harry a dark magic quill and asked her to write, but the effect appeared on Umbridge herself!
"I only saw you abusing dark magic items and illegally punishing students! I will complain to the Ministry of Magic! Now, stop your wailing. Come with me to the school hospital!"

……

How could Harry sleep in the dorm? She was so excited!
She took out her Utopia two-sided mirror and started telling her friends in the group about this exciting thing.

"Ted! Ted! Your stuff is so useful! The toad was bitten back by his own feather pen, and a line of words appeared on his face, just like a knife cut! Oh my God! It's so satisfying! This damn toad actually tried to sow discord between me and my family! Damn it..."

Harry described to everyone what happened in the office in vivid detail.

He also praised Professor McGonagall highly!

"I just realized today that the most reliable person in this school is Professor McGonagall! She will be my idol from now on!"

Neville: Professor McGonagall is strict, but she protects us the most.

Jerry: I hope Professor McGonagall can become the headmaster in the future.

Ron: Professor McGonagall is known as Big Hermione~
Hermione: fist.jpg
Ted watched everyone in the group chatting enthusiastically and wondered: What is this old man Dumbledore thinking?

He should have expected that if he did not arrange for a new professor, Fudge would definitely take the opportunity to place someone in place.

And what kind of people are Fudge's subordinates?

No matter how you look at it, it seems like Deng Xiaoping is condoning this and doing it on purpose.

What is that for?

Could it be that Deng wanted students to see the sinister and dirty side of society? To recognize the ugliness and incompetence of bureaucracy that can't even tell the difference between a duck neck and a rat head?!

Regardless of whether he arranged it this way or not, most students would not have a good opinion of the Ministry of Magic when Umbridge left the school. At least Fudge's Ministry of Magic would definitely be despised by the students.

These are students from grades one to seven, the future of the British wizarding world.

It's like being nailed to the pillar of shame!
……

Umbridge did not come to class the next day, reportedly because she was not feeling well.

However, the twins and Lee Jordan had spread the news of what had happened.

Now everyone is curious about what Umbridge looks like with "I am a toad" written on her face.

As a result, many students pretended to be sick even though they were not sick, and crowded into the school hospital with their necks stretched out.

However, it is not known whether it was Madam Pomfrey's deliberate act or whether Umbridge's quill was indeed powerful - it was definitely not Ted's "Reflector" that increased the quantity without increasing the price, but doubled the rebound!

In short, Umbridge stayed in the school hospital for two days but was not cured.

The knife wound on his face has never healed and is always painful. And the content is extremely humiliating!

Madam Pomfrey prepared a medicine using the juice of Murtra rat tentacles as the main ingredient and asked Snape to brew it.

It is said that it takes half a month to completely heal!

Before that, the pain could only be relieved by taking painkillers, and the face could only be covered up.

Snape: I did it on purpose! I was merciful by not adding poison!
Then, the students saw the new professor teaching in a veiled hat.

I never expected that even the hat and veil were pink!
Dirt!
Umbridge wearing the mask of pain undoubtedly confirms the content of the story.

Although her old face is disgusting, many people are now curious about what she looks like behind the veil.

At the same time, it also proves that this woman is a loser!
I couldn't solve the problem myself, so I had to ask other professors for help.

With the instigation of Ted and others, everyone in the Utopia forum and the Hogwarts section has reached a consensus of contempt - why should such a useless wizard be a wizard? He should just go home and raise pigs!
This incident also made some people in Slytherin hesitate.

Come to think of it, Slytherin has indeed been a bit silent in the past two years.

Although the Quidditch School Cup is still firmly in hand, the House Cup has changed hands for several years.

Last year, Malfoy finally found a warrior to represent Slytherin in the Seven Strongest Tournament.

As a result, since then, this kid started to get close to people from Ravenclaw and Gryffindor!
traitor!

For Slytherins, bulk is the norm.

Unless someone like Senior Tom appears, they mostly stick together as a group. They are united against the outside world, but they are very divided internally.

Among Slytherin students, there are many descendants of Death Eaters, but in addition to those representing the Death Eater faction, there is also a faction from the Ministry of Magic, a faction from pure-blood families, as well as powerful and centrist factions.

There are some overlaps and overlaps among them, but overall it is a mess. Without a strong person, it cannot be unified.

After Umbridge took over as professor, the students sent by the Ministry of Magic became more active.

The so-called Ministry of Magic faction refers to students whose family members work in the Ministry of Magic.

Their internal rankings are mostly based on the level of their family's positions. After graduation, they usually go to the Ministry of Magic for internship and then become full-time employees.

What is the so-called Six Dynasties? They are nothing but private schemes of different factions. It is the same everywhere.

Now that the Ministry of Magic is obviously extending its influence into the school, can't I do something about it?
However, Umbridge's actions made people distrustful.

If this hand was shown to the school, it would be chopped off, right? It's too rubbish, isn't it?

Slytherins are supposed to be shrewd and insidious, but now some of the people in the Serpentine House have this trait? Snape?!

The next generation of snake houses are filled with a group of good-for-nothing hooligans, including the simple-minded but strong-limbed hooligans, the violent and brainless types, the sinister and brainless types, the stupid types who are good at internal and external wars... In short, they have no venomous snake demeanor at all.

……

"Hey, did you hear? Lavender and Endro from Hufflepuff are dating!"

"Who?"

"A third grader."

"Ah? Eating tender grass!"

Half a month after Ron and Lavender broke up, Lavender found a new love.

Jerry was eavesdropping on the side, his ears perked up: Bro, congratulations, your girlfriend is going to fall in love!
Ron felt very upset when he heard the news.

I didn't expect you've already found two people so quickly. Don't you want to take a break?

Ron was also feeling anxious, so he sent a message to Lavender, asking her, "Where's that French pretty boy wizard who's your old friend?"

Lavender: Ha, show-off! He's not even as good as you!

How can one sentence offend two people? !

Ron was squatting in the toilet chewing sugarcane, but the more he chewed, the less tasty it became.

Of course, it’s over and there’s definitely no way we can get back together.

As the saying goes, love arises without knowing where it comes from; it deepens at first, weakens the second time, and ends the third time.

So be it!

That night, Ron got drunk.

The alcohol was bought from Hogsmeade through Anzu - Fire Vodka from the Three Broomsticks.

There is the object of the young boy’s dream when he first falls in love - the plump proprietress!
Jerry advised his good brother: "What men fear most is: deception after trust, chill after dedication, alienation after intimacy, perfunctory after deep affection, separation after knowing each other, loss after cherishing... Brother, be strong!"

Ron immediately shouted hoarsely, "What a joke! I dumped her!"

Ron drank too much, after all, the Fiery Vodka was really strong.

Forced to drink with him, Jerry took one sip and immediately vomited fire!

Ron was drunk and talked a lot. He started to talk about his love experience.

But it's not just Lavender. At the beginning, she said that her first love was thrown to the dogs and she would never fall in love again!

Then he quickly started talking about the proprietress of Three Brooms - gesticulating with her hands and feet as she spoke.

"At that time, she brought the wine like this, like this. That butt was like that, in that position... that figure! Tsk~"

In a word: this wave~is extremely difficult to operate!

Jerry: Wonderful, updated quickly, kept me awake all night!
Ron: The water is too deep here, you can't control it!
Jerry: Just drive and I'll figure out the solution!

Jerry remembered a saying - time is like a ditch, if you squeeze it you will always get some.

Ron smiled - time is like the Ru ditch, whichever way you go, it's gone.

Compared to Ron, who has been through it all, Jerry is still just a kid after all.
But when it comes to figure, Jerry thinks of Sydney - she seems a little slow!

This won't work! I need to ask Ted if he has any recipes to nourish my body. Oh, and Harley can use them too!
White people develop quickly, and a 15- or 16-year-old looks more mature than a 17- or 18-year-old Chinese. My friends are already grown up, but some of them have unruly flesh that doesn't grow in the right places!
So Ted soon achieved results.

Ted: At Jerry's request, we are developing something new recently. You girls will definitely like it!

Hermione: Have you made any progress on your research into the Philosopher's Stone powder?
Harley: Youth is eternal, isn't it? Give me some too!
Ted: I think you should consider whether you are stunted. Look at Hermione~
(Ted: I deserve half of the honor.)

Harry Potter in the cafeteria looked down at her toes... She has only grown taller but not taller! A true little Harry Potter~
So, Harry, who was very unhappy, asked Ron arrogantly: "Why do you guys like big ones?"

Ron, who was eating, didn't even raise his head: "...We have our own small ones!"

"Hahahaha~" Jerry almost died from laughing.

Ron added: "But don't be afraid, Harry, you don't have breasts."

Duang, just one punch!
Malfoy suddenly felt a sense of crisis: "I just like the small ones!"

Duang, another punch!
Harry: "Neville, go ahead!"

Neville saw that the two people in front of him had black eyes, and Harry's eyes were emitting blue fire, and smoke was coming out of his fists. He was so scared that he stuttered: "Ah... Oh, ah, Ababa Ababa! Ababa Ababa!"

Harley slammed the table and said, "Speak human language!"

Neville: "Ugh...you still have it."

Before Harry could smile, Jerry patted Neville on the shoulder and said, "Congratulations, Neville, you have learned how to lie!"

Duang, another punch!
According to research, when the human body is in love, it will secrete a lot of love hormones. Among them, the hormone that makes people confused and happy is called phenylethylamine, which will make you eager to be with the other person. But the peak concentration of phenylethylamine only lasts for six months to four years, which is the time of a love affair. So human beings are not creatures of long-lasting love. Love that lasts until death is against nature. So when people get married, they should not say things like "I will never leave you no matter you are rich or poor." Instead, they put their hands on selfish genes and evolutionary psychology and swear that they will go against their instincts, go against their nature, and love you forever...

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