Hogwarts Card System.

Chapter 374 Pink Toad

When Jerry heard the "bad news", he immediately forgave his good brother for torturing his ears for the whole morning.

Jerry: I misunderstood you, my dear brother. I thought you just looked down on Malfoy, but it turns out you have something bitter in your heart! Malfoy and the like are just a way for you to vent your pain!

You should have told me earlier! I would have had some fun too~
Well, actually Jerry didn't feel weird at all about Ron's "broken heart".

After all, he is Ron's good brother, and he knows very well about Ron's love affair.

How can I put it - it’s all because of my youthful innocence and the beginning of my love for the newborn.

At that time, Ron used his bragging in the school hospital to charm Lavender, who had just recovered from petrification.

After that, the little girl's crazy admiration and pursuit won Ron over.

Ron: At that time I didn’t know what love was, I thought that was love, and I misjudged the future…

However, this situation only lasted for about one school year.

Ever since Ron became obsessed with mecha development and the creation of transformation knight armor, he had differences with Lavender.

It’s still a question of three views.

What Lavender wanted to see was that Ron could be like those traditional outstanding young wizards, actively participate in various activities, stand out, and after graduation, work for the Ministry of Magic or some big company - if that didn't work, her family could also give some help.

It's that elite wizard route.

However, Ron didn't want to go that route.In other words, he was born to compete with elites.

The two discussed this matter many times.

It wasn't until Ron appeared in Kamen Rider costume at Christmas that he won praise and envy from countless male classmates and made Lavender's dissatisfaction exposed.

Lavender: Christmas is such a big thing, what are you doing? So childish? Can't you do something more adult?

Ron thought it was something for adults? Ah! I see!

After that, it got better for a while... I won’t go into details.

After all, Ron goes to Black Lake with Navitd and the others to exercise every day, so his body is in great shape.

However, the most fundamental problem has not been solved!
That’s a question of world views!
On one hand, there are women who come from well-off families and try to make their future husbands upper-class elites.

On the one hand, my family is poor, with six or seven children, and I have been a grassroots class who have never been able to connect with the elite since I was a child. My hobbies are also relatively niche, let me be frank - the second dimension and Internet culture.

Neither side can say who is right or wrong, but they definitely don't get along.

When I was young, I only cared about love and didn’t think too much.

But as I get older, I think more about this. If I can't bridge the gap and rift, then there will be big problems.

In fact, when it comes to love, either the two parties are in love with each other or one party accommodates the other, otherwise there will be no good result in the end.

You play games, feel happy, and see funny videos that you want to share with her.

She thinks you are wasting your time and have no ambition. If you have that much time, you might as well drive a ride-hailing car!

There’s no way this can be done!

Besides, Jerry always thought that Lavender was a vacuum cleaner that had turned into a spirit. If she got excited, she would really grab the food on the dining table and suck it up! Just like a banshee sucking yang energy! It was scary to watch!
Although the two of them were enjoying it, others always found it weird - can't you two just stay away from other people?
That's it, show off your affection and you'll die soon! It's over~
Jerry smiled and said: My brother Ron deserves better!
In fact, there were some signs of this happening during the holidays.

But Jerry was having a hot relationship with his childhood sweetheart Sydney at the time, so he had no time to take care of his brother's emotional issues!

Besides, problems started to arise in the village later on. We had to run around everywhere all day and couldn’t even attend gatherings.

Because of the information Ted gave him, Ron became obsessed with research during the holidays and neglected his girlfriend.

Lavender had already started a cold war at that time, which meant to draw Ron's attention away from the tattered armor.

It would be fine if you focused on the magic mecha, after all, this thing has combat power.

Why are you always thinking about your fancy wall-breaking knight armor?

So she asked a fatal question: Will you choose me or the armor? !

At the beginning, I only had eyes for you. Everything about you was good and I liked it. You were my idol... Now everything is gone.

As a result, Ron was so obsessed with modifying Unit-01 that he forgot to choose.

Ted: So I was the culprit?!
Lavender was also very angry. A few days before school started, she posted photos of herself and a young man from a French wizarding family, who were old friends of her family, on the Utopia social circle of friends. The accompanying text sounded very intimate.

What about five generations of friendship, what about almost getting engaged when they were young, what about being gentle and considerate, and being very caring...

When the students saw it, they thought: Wow! There’s a job!

Anyway, I just want to piss off Ron.

However, our chicken leg man is not a bootlicker. Although he is really hurt by this, he doesn't tolerate it at all. He just sent a message and broke up!

I have to say that Ron is very straightforward in this regard. He is a real man!
Lavender: Let's break up! You didn't even try to persuade me to stay. You don't love me at all!

By the time of the welcome dinner, the auditorium was full of people.

The two Gryffindors who used to sit together at the same long table were separated by seven or eight people. They almost didn't sit at another table. There was no eye contact at all.

Although it is said that one should persuade reconciliation rather than separation, and it is better to destroy a temple than to destroy a family, but in the current situation, no one can say anything!

Besides, people know the temperature of water after drinking it. What is your position when you advise others? You don't know your own position!

People who give blind advice and suggestions to others are as annoying as people who introduce others to potential partners!
……

Ted and the others exchanged glances and could only pretend that nothing had happened.

If two people are destined to be together, they can get back together.

If you don't make it to the end, that's normal.

For a campus romance, let alone lasting until the end, it’s good enough if it can last until graduation.

In the original book, Ginny should have collected all four major colleges by now, right?
Ted gave up on his friend's emotional issues. Even as a psychic, he couldn't figure out how this thing worked.

He looked up at the professors' seats and saw that the principal's seat in the middle was empty.

It's rare that Dumbledore didn't attend the welcome dinner.

But fortunately, he was also a mascot in the past. Everything was done by Professor McGonagall, and the ceremony continued without him.

Professor McGonagall began to sort the little wizards, who had come to the school by boat with great difficulty, began to be divided into different colleges under the Sorting Hat.

There are so many new students this year!

There was a huge queue, three times longer than that of Ted and his team!

The branch alone was enough to make everyone's stomach growl with hunger.

It took a long time to distribute the seats, and the long table in the auditorium was full.

Professor McGonagall felt that it was not right and thought that she should cast an Invisible Extension Charm on the hall when she had time, as it would be too full to accommodate all the people inside!

Professor McGonagall, the deputy headmaster, exercised Dumbledore's authority and began to tell everyone about some things to note for this school year, mainly the appointment of new prefects and the male and female presidents of the Student Union.

Ted and his friends all became prefects, so we won't mention them. Cedric from Hufflepuff became the Head Boy.

This person can be considered an outstanding student. He did not die miserably like in the original book, so he is now the president of the student union.

However, what was unexpected was that when introducing this year's courses, the door of the auditorium was suddenly pushed open...

A short, plump woman in a pink work suit skirt, pink high heels, flesh-colored stockings, a pink hairpin on her bubble hair, and a small pink bag walked in. The woman looked to be in her forties or fifties, with a fake smile and a big mouth, a wide and broad face, loose skin, and heavy makeup.

Ted could smell the scent of their own product, Pearl Whitening Cream, from a distance. How much did they apply?!
"Ah~ I hope I'm not late." The old woman clamped her throat and made a sweet sound belonging to a young girl.

Specifically, you can imagine the older and more sexy version of Qiao Biluo.

Hearing this sound, everyone present was suddenly startled and got goosebumps all over their bodies.

What are you doing? If you have something to say, please talk to me nicely. Don't be so disgusting!
She ignored Professor McGonagall's unfriendly expression, walked straight to the center seat in front of the professor's seat, and began to introduce herself with a smile in a clip voice.

"Hello, I am your new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. My name is Dolores Umbridge, and I am also a senior assistant in the Education Department of the Ministry of Magic. I help Minister Fudge deal with some important matters..."

"Because Dumbledore did not select a professor for Defense Against the Dark Arts within the stipulated time, the Ministry of Magic has the right to appoint on its own, which is me! I am very happy to meet you all, we will spend several years together!"

After saying that, she tilted her head and giggled shyly like a little girl.

If it was a young girl in her teens or twenties, this smile would be quite touching.

But Umbridge, my dear fourth uncle!
That feeling is the difference between Jinlian calling you "big sir" in a coquettish voice and Wang Po calling you "big sir" with a charming smile on her face.

I'm an old lady in my fifties, and I really don't have any way to escape the summer heat!
Some people were disgusted on the spot.

Ted heard Lee Jordan whisper behind him, "It's only a few years away. You won't live until next June!"

Ted was delighted when he heard this. He moved his fingers slightly, and then a sentence rang out over the entire auditorium:

"A few more years, you won't live until next June!" It was Li Jordan's changing voice.

"It's still a few years. You won't live until next June!"

"It's still a few years. You won't live until next June!"

It was repeated more than ten times in a row, the sound was so loud that it lingered in the ears for three days!

Umbridge's expression suddenly turned ugly. "Who? Who did it? Quick! Get rid of it!"

However, when she looked left and right, the professors were all looking down at the patterns on the plates.

So she tried, she pulled out her wand and chanted a spell - "bang~" a ball of sparks burst out from the tip of the wand.

When the smoke cleared, Umbridge's entire face looked like she had gone to Africa for a beauty treatment, completely black, and her hair was burnt!
Professor McGonagall suppressed her laughter and asked, "Ms. Umbridge, are you okay? Fortunately, it's not a big problem. A spell gone wrong can be a fatal mistake!"

"I..." Umbridge clenched her back teeth. She didn't know what was going on, but she was very embarrassed!

Since he couldn't find any other reason and couldn't blame himself for being careless, he simply blamed the innocent Professor McGonagall.

Who told you to talk to me! Are you making fun of me? !

"I'm fine. I'm going to rest first. You guys continue." Umbridge even forgot the sound of the clappers. She moved quickly and rushed out of the hall in a flash.

Professor McGonagall: I don't think I told her where her office is? Where is she going?
Although I was disgusted by a pink toad that didn't bite but was disgusting, I still had to eat.

The Sorting Ceremony was so long that I was already starving, and now this old woman has wasted my time. What bad luck!
Professor McGonagall was not a talkative person: "Let's have a feast!"

eat!
During the meal, Ron was really eating everything in the world. I don't know if he turned his grief and anger into appetite.

My friends took a look at this situation: It’s okay!It’s not a big problem if I can still eat!
The meal was eaten in no time and the little wizards were so full that they almost collapsed on their chairs.

The freshmen this year were completely conquered by this wonderful magical cuisine. Even if you chop him with a knife, he won't hide - let me eat another plate, I can still eat it~
To prevent anyone from overeating, Professor McGonagall waved her wand and all the leftovers on the table disappeared.

The annual school song singing session is here.

Originally, Professor McGonagall wanted to take advantage of Dumbledore's absence to be more serious and have everyone sing according to the original school song tune.

In the end, it started, but no one followed.

Students: Professor! We don’t know how to do the real tuning! We haven’t been taught that!
Professor McGonagall could only ask everyone to sing according to their favorite tunes as they did in the past.

The Weasley twins sang particularly hard. They were in seventh year this year and this was their last time to sing the school song.

But the highlight was still Ted. By the end of the song, no one spoke anymore and everyone was looking at Ted.

Ted opened his voice and sang to the tune of "Hero Song"~
This is all thanks to Umbridge, who inspired me.

It is conceivable that throughout this year, we will have to take action against this pink toad when necessary.

……

On the way back after the meeting, everyone was talking about the new pink Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!

"I shudder when I think about having to take classes from a person like this for the next year. Why can't I give up the Defense Against the Dark Arts class?"

“Because it’s a required course.”

"Honestly, it made me sick. It almost affected my appetite!"

"When I think of her speaking with a pinched throat, I shudder all over!"

"I hope the curse defeats her soon!"

The students of Hogwarts have never been so eager for the curse taught by the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor to take effect sooner.

However, reality will not change because of people's wishes.

The next day we had Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Gryffindor and Slytherin have classes together in the morning.

As a result, at noon, Ted and his friends heard that Umbridge kept belittling the other Defense Against the Dark Arts professors during class.

I said they were all cowards who would flee without a fight, that I didn't know how to do it, and that I would keep teaching! I also said that their teaching was very problematic! They taught useless and even harmful things.

And the first lesson she taught was to copy the text, that’s right, copy the text.

Harry was already angry because of what she said about Lupin, and she got even angrier because of copying the text, so she started arguing with Umbridge about "Should magic be taught in the Defense Against the Dark Arts class?"

Harley is not afraid of this pink toad.

And it is even more impossible for Umbridge to be afraid of a little girl. So what even if she is the adopted daughter of the Black family?
Minister Fudge now has a lot of pure-blood families under his control, and the Black family has just not been subdued yet!
Umbridge had a fake smile on her face and was not angry at all. Instead, she kicked Harry out of the class and sentenced her to a week of detention. She had to go to her office at night for "re-education".

In the afternoon, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff had Defense Against the Dark Arts class together.

That old woman started again, not teaching anything in the book, just asking us to copy the text, and she's not even as good as Lockhart.

He also belittled Hogwarts in words and deeds, saying that there were problems with Hogwarts' teaching and that Dumbledore was too indulgent towards students. He began to belittle and tame CPU students in various ways.

Ted felt that taking this course was a waste of time, and now he had to be disgusted.

With a frown on his face, a loud noise suddenly rang out in the entire classroom:

"There is a big pink lotus, and there lies a toad. The toad croaks and climbs onto the big pink lotus. There are eight big pink lotuses, and there lie eight toads..."

"Poof~" A student quickly covered his mouth, and the laughter came out from between his fingers.

The other students laughed wildly and unscrupulously.

The whole classroom is a sea of ​​joy!
"Pink toad? Hahahaha, you're so right!"

Umbridge went crazy immediately: "Who is it? Who did it?! Stand up!"

It turned out that she had no way to deal with this psychic power of phantom sound. As soon as she spoke, the sound of toads croaking was heard!
"Rebellion! Rebellion! You all need to be punished! Punishment!" She ran out the door with her short legs tumbling, the sound of toads croaking following behind her, echoing wherever she went!

Ted: Forget it, I'll ask Professor McGonagall for a leave and won't take this class anymore. It's a complete waste of time!
(End of this chapter)