America gains both fame and fortune

Chapter 308: Professional Troublemaker for Forty Years

These three bad guys are used to hanging out together.

In life, making money is for enjoyment, and creating fun is also a kind of enjoyment.

Nicholson stared at Martin.

"Jack, I admit that Leo and I were the ones who set off the firecrackers." When the wind and waves were at their strongest, Martin kept turning the rudder: "Originally, we just wanted to set off some firecrackers from a distance as a gift for you."

He had already found an excuse: "You said that you hooked up with Meryl in 1981. This is to celebrate you and Meryl... becoming Silver Lovers."

Leonardo wanted to laugh, but he held it back: "Yes! A silver love gift for you."

How could Nicholson possibly believe these two bastards? "Keep writing, and I'll help you get into the Writers Guild and win the Best Screenwriter Award."

"I swear, we definitely sent you a gift." Martin said this with a clear conscience, because it really was a gift, and then continued to make up: "But when we got there, we found those two bastards Bale and Blanchett! Do you know what they were doing?"

He heard from Saoirse: "Those two shameless people actually followed you and peeped at you, secretly watching you, and then messed around together!"

Leonardo showed no signs of acting this time: "It was discovered by a little actress named Saoirse from the Atonement crew, and she told us. Jack, you can go to the crew and ask her."

Martin continued, "How can we allow those two bastards to do such a dirty thing? You are the leader of the trio, and we should take care of you, not those two bastards, so we should fire at them!"

Leonardo tried not to use three moves at once: "Martin and I are here to protect you!"

Of course Nicholson would not believe it: "And you want to attack me at the same time? Very good, just wait, as your boss, I will definitely give you a big gift in return."

Martin smiled: "We are family, no need to be so polite."

Leonardo said, "You should keep it for yourself."

Nicholson was thinking about something else. It was interesting that these two bastards could bombard the woods or shoot into the sky and explode in mid-air.

He sat on the sofa and crossed his legs: "Hand over your weapons, and I will trust you."

Martin pretended to be embarrassed: "This is our homemade secret weapon..."

Nicholson said: "I'm going to contact the reporter from the Sun."

Martin said without hesitation: "You are the boss, I will listen to you."

Leonardo, this bastard, secretly winked at Martin.

Martin understood and nodded slightly.

Nicholson urged, “Hurry up, take it out!”

Martin took out his cell phone and called Old Bull.

Not long after, Bruce brought two black cloth bags into the room.

Martin opened the bag of firecrackers, and Leonardo took out a handmade mortar and carried it on his shoulder.

Nicholson, who is well-informed, picked up a double-kick firecracker and said, "This is a special firecracker that is often set off during festivals in Chinatown."

He glanced at the steel pipe again and nodded: "Who came up with the idea of ​​using a steel pipe to control its direction after launch? What a jerk!"

Leonardo immediately betrayed Martin and pointed in his direction.

Martin reminded Nicholson: "You like to smoke cigars, don't put them together. If you put them in the wrong mouth, they will be gone."

He specifically emphasized: "Whatever you do, it is your personal behavior and you can't say it has anything to do with me and Leo."

Nicholson assured, “When has old Jack ever betrayed a brother?”

Leonardo deliberately said: "There are more people in the pine forest at night. You can have fun if you want, but don't go there to fire..."

This reminded Nicholson, and he waved his hand: "It is agreed that the things belong to me, and the rest is none of your business."

Martin and Leonardo exchanged glances, and the former said, "Be careful, old Jack. If you want to have fun, you'd better find a loader."

Nicholson nodded: "I understand."

He picked up his bag, left the room and returned to his suite. The seriousness on his face disappeared and he laughed happily as he looked at the two bags.

Carrying the steel pipe on his shoulder, Nicholson stuffed a firecracker into it and made a gesture of aiming and firing.

But there was no fire, which was very frustrating and I could only imagine randomly.

As we all know, there is a huge difference between thinking about and actually doing a game like firing cannons.

Nicholson really wanted to actually fire a few rounds, and it was easy to find a loader. As a veteran troublemaker, he took out his cell phone and called his old partner who he had worked with for 25 years: "Meryl, come to my room, I have something good to show you!"

Meryl was very dissatisfied that afternoon: "What good stuff? Just your broken thing? It's as soft as a slug."

Having said that, Meryl still went to Nicholson's room.

In another room, Leonardo asked, "Do you think Jack will go there tonight?"

Martin asked, "If it were you, would you go?"

Leonardo spoke from his own perspective: "How could I resist something so fun?" He laughed: "With Jack's forty years of messing around, there's no way he'd let go of this opportunity."

Martin was worried about Nicholson's safety: "If Old Jack is caught, he won't be beaten to death, right?"

Leonardo said: "Probably not. His face is very iconic. He will be beaten half to death at most."

Playing is playing, but Nicholson cannot be allowed to fall into the trap. Martin thought about it and called Bruce to ask him to keep an eye on Nicholson.

When it was almost time for dinner, Kate Winslet called and wanted to talk to Martin about rehearsals. Martin thought for a moment and said, "Let's wait until tomorrow. I have to go out tonight and may be back a little late."

There were no scenes for Martin to shoot these two days, so Kate said, "Okay, I'll contact you after get off work tomorrow."

On the way back from Pinewood Studios, Kate put down her phone because the filming of those scenes did not go smoothly. The crew had to change the plan temporarily and shoot separate scenes first to leave enough time for the two actors to rehearse.

It’s not easy to rehearse that kind of play.

Kate is a mature actor and has no psychological barriers to this. She even considered the methods used by some people in the Hollywood circle.

This movie is very important to her. For the Oscar-winning Best Actress, she acted the most explicit role she has ever taken in her career.

It's normal to make some sacrifices for art.

Looking back at the past, except for those who were forced to be the best, all the others have made breakthrough performances.

Kate knows very well that if she wants to win more votes from the judges in the future, public relations is the key, but breakthroughs are the foundation.

After returning to the hotel, she went back to her room to rest for a while and decided to talk to her husband, Sam Mendes, the director of the project.

As the heroine, initiator and producer of the project, Kate intends to take the initiative.

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It was getting dark, and Martin received a notice from Bruce that Nicholson drove Meryl out of the hotel himself and turned onto the road towards Pinewood Studios.

Leonardo said: "Let's go and watch a good show!"

It wasn't too hot today, and the wind was a little cool after the sun went down. Martin took out two hoodies and threw one to Leonardo, correcting him as he walked: "We are not going to watch a good show, we are going to cover our brothers."

Leonardo put on his clothes and said, "My friend, you are such a good man! No, we are really good people. The royal family should award us honors."

The two went downstairs and found Old Bull waiting downstairs in his car. They got in the car and drove straight to Pinewood Studios.

Martin asked, "Is there still a lot of people in the studio at this late hour?"

Bruce had learned about the situation: "There are quite a few crews shooting night scenes tonight. The Harry Potter crew has been shooting night scenes recently."

When they arrived at the entrance of the studio, the three saw Nicholson's car and immediately went into the studio to change to an electric car and headed straight for the pine forest.

Songlin Studio was built several decades ago, and many of its equipment are old. Some of the street lights near Songlin are damaged, and those that are not broken emit a weak yellow light.

Nicholson emerged from behind a pine tree, shouldered the pole, and said, "Be careful, don't click the wrong one."

Meryl lit the firecracker and stuffed it into the steel pipe. After a muffled bang, there was a loud bang in the air and colorful smoke exploded!

"Ha ha……"

Nicholson shouted excitedly: "Interesting! Quick, reload the shells!"

Meryl is steady and like a lady in front of others, but like all actors, she is a completely different person behind the scenes, especially when she is with Nicholson.

She loaded the shells in her hands and shouted, "Fire! Blow up all those shameless bastards!"

Compared to Martin and Leonardo, these two fired randomly and bombed everywhere.

Amidst the shrill screams, a young man and woman ran out from several dozen meters away and rushed towards the light.

Nicholson, the shameless old man, called out people's names while firing shells to avoid embarrassing them: "Look, look who it is, Hermione and Malfoy!"

Meryl was excited. She let out all the frustration she had during the day, as if she was having an orgasm: "Keep going, keep going! Don't stop!"

Balls of red mist suddenly exploded above and inside the dark pine forest.

Even though Martin and Leonardo had tormented them in the afternoon, there were still quite a few people here tonight, and their shadows kept swaying in the moonlight.

Suddenly, someone shouted, "The troublemaker is over there! Hey, don't run away, go up and beat him together!"

"Fuck him!" Six or seven dark shadows ran towards this side from a distance.

Nicholson is old and knows he can’t confront her head-on, so he immediately calls out to Meryl: “Run!”

The two men turned and ran.

The electric bike was parked not far away. Nicholson got in, watched Meryl sit down, and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.

I had just run less than a hundred meters when three cars caught up with me.

Then more cars followed.

For a time, all the northern part of the studio was in chaos.

Martin and Leonardo put on hoods, drove into the pursuing vehicles, and joined in the fun by shouting and yelling.

"There are two of them!" The young and energetic Malfoy shouted in the car in front, "Stop them! Stop those two bastards and beat them so hard that their parents won't recognize them!"

Leonardo shouted at the top of his lungs: "Break their legs!"

Martin switched to a British accent: "The man broke his third leg, and the woman went crazy playing with the beans!"

The electric car in front reached the brightly lit area, and Malfoy shouted in surprise: "Jack Nicholson! Meryl Streep! Fack, how could it be them!"

After hearing his name being called out, Nicholson ran even faster.

Martin and Leonardo laughed and said that the Sun would be sold out tomorrow.

(End of this chapter)