America gains both fame and fortune

Chapter 307 Will Be Beaten to Death
At the edge of the pine forest, another firecracker flew out, creating a cloud of red mist.

Leonardo spotted two familiar figures through the gaps in the trees and said, "Jack and Meryl ran away!"

Martin pulled up his backpack containing the firecrackers and said, "Let's go!"

Leonardo quickly put the homemade mortar into his bag and followed Martin out of the woods.

Saoirse Ronan reacted very quickly and immediately caught up with the two people.

Martin jumped on the electric car and Leonardo followed.

"Wait for me!" Saoirse rushed over.

After she got in the car, Martin drove forward.

Leonardo warned Saoirse: "Don't tell anyone about what happened today!"

Martin gestured with his hands: "The consequences are serious."

Thinking back to the bad things these two idiots had done, Saoirse was a little worried and nodded repeatedly: "I swear to God, I will never tell anyone."

Leonardo winked at Martin. In fact, they didn't care whether others knew it or not.

But along the way, no one noticed them.

Martin added: "Your name is Saoirse Ronan, and you are filming in Atonement. I remember you."

Saoirse asked with a bitter face: "Can you forget about me?"

Martin pointed to the digital camera hanging around her neck. “What are you doing out there in the pine forest?”

Because it involves privacy, Saoirse doesn't want to say it.

Leonardo took out a firecracker from his pocket and looked Saoirse up and down, as if trying to see where to put it.

Saoirse said quickly, "I just thought it was interesting to see those people fooling around in the woods, so I came here to watch when I had nothing to do recently. Today I don't have much to do, so I brought a camera here..."

Martin held out his hand: "Camera."

Saoirse handed it to Martin hesitantly: "Yours has been deleted."

Martin looked through the photos carefully and found that they were all taken today. He said, "You will be beaten to death if you do this."

Saoirse is also an actress and understands what Martin means: "You won't tell anyone else, right?"

Leonardo teased her deliberately: "That depends on what you do."

Saoirse unconsciously shrank back and wanted to jump out of the car, but she was worried about the camera and couldn't help regretting that she shouldn't be a peeping Tom...

Seeing that Leonardo was a bad guy, Martin decided to be a good guy: "Leo means that you have to give us some benefits." He had seen caring big sisters, so it was natural for him to play the role of caring big brother: "Well, you treat Leo and me to a good meal, and we will pretend that we don't know about this."

Saoirse reached quickly for her pocket.

Martin added: "It's okay to peek, it's okay to play around, but don't take photos randomly, or you'll get beaten to death."

This guy is much better than Leonardo! Saoirse nodded, took out less than five pounds of change from her pocket, and said, "How about I treat you to ice cream?"

Leonardo said, “Yes.”

His companions all agreed, so Martin said nothing more. He drove forward for a while and parked the car in front of an ice cream shop on the outskirts of the commercial town.

Leonardo covered the two bags and followed Martin and Saoirse into the store.

The three of them each ordered a regular ice cream. Saoirse paid, sat at a table next to the glass wall, and began to eat slowly.

Leonardo reminded Martin: "Look outside."

Martin had already seen a few people coming back from the north, most of them looking a little disheveled.

Saoirse scooped up a spoonful of ice cream, ate it in big mouthfuls, and said, "I saw these people today, in the woods, following Nicholson and Streep."

Leonardo said, "How old are you to be peeping? Do you plan to be a Peeping Tom in the future?"

Saoirse was a little afraid of Leonardo and didn't dare to respond.

"Old Jack is here." Just as Martin reminded him, an electric car whizzed away from the door of the ice cream shop, with Nicholson and Streep sitting in the car.

Apart from some dirt and dust on their clothes, there was nothing unusual about the two of them.

Leonardo said: "Jack will definitely thank us for this special gift."

"He didn't thank us properly. We should give him a more expensive gift next time." Martin felt that today's ice cream was particularly delicious: "I think Jack will like our gift."

Leonardo pointed in the direction where the electric car disappeared: "I saw it, he was very happy."

The three of them ate very slowly, especially when they saw the people coming from the north rushing past in a panic. They just felt that the ice cream was particularly delicious.

After a while, the last electric car came from the north. Not only was it driving very slowly, but it was also running crookedly, as if the driver was drunk.

The electric car stopped in front of the nearest ice cream shop. Bale and Blanchett got out of the car very slowly as if in slow motion, and limped into the store.

"Let's find a place to sit down and rest first." Bell said, "I called my assistant, and she will..."

Having said this, he stopped automatically because he saw Martin.

Blanchett found that in addition to Martin, there was also Leonardo, so she pulled Bale and said, "Take a rest first."

Bell sat down with great difficulty, his cramped leg felt very uncomfortable.

What was even worse was that Blanchett pulled on her vitals when she fell, causing her to feel a tearing pain.

Blanchett sat down, and just as her butt touched the hard plastic chair, she bounced up and felt a burning pain. In the woods, her butt landed first, and it was a very hard fall.

Including Martin, Leonardo, and the employees of the ice cream shop, everyone's eyes turned to look over.

"Please get me a cushion, thank you." Blanchett is indeed a top actress. She did not show any abnormality and still maintained her demeanor.

The waiter brought over a soft cushion.

Blanchett first tipped the less painful half of her butt and sat on the cushion.

Saoirse lowered her voice to the lowest level, with a hint of flattery: "I saw them in the pine forest. They were following Jack Nicholson and Meryl Streep..."

As soon as these words were spoken, Martin and Leonardo roughly guessed what might have happened.

Martin gave Leonardo a look.

The bastards had a perfect understanding with each other. Leonardo didn't care about the feelings of these British actors. He turned around and asked, "Chris, are you hurt? Do you need help?"

Martin observed very carefully, and then said, "Kate, you don't seem to be feeling well either. If you need any help, just let me know."

Blanchett was not impressed with Martin and said with a straight face, "No need."

Martin was particularly friendly: "If you need anything, just tell me. Leo and I are right here."

Blanchett nodded slightly, but her face didn't look very good because her butt was so painful.

The waiters in the store were whispering.

"Martin and Leonardo are really nice people, especially gentlemen."

"That Blanchett is not only ugly, but she is also such a bad person."

"The reporter from The Sun is right outside the studio. I'll sell the news to them after get off work!"

The women's private chat was interrupted by the sound of hurried footsteps at the door, and two people ran into the store and approached Blanchett and Bale.

The latter two whispered a few words, and their assistants each helped their boss out of the ice cream shop.

After these people left, Martin and the other two finished their ice cream and left the store together.

After getting on the electric car, Leonardo asked, "Where are you going, kid?"

Saoirse didn't want to face the somewhat fierce Leonardo, so she tugged at the sleeve of the amiable Martin and said, "Can you take me back to the Atonement crew?"

Martin knew where the Atonement crew was staying, so he drove the electric car towards that place.

Seeing Martin's good attitude, Saoirse asked again: "Can I take a photo with you later? I especially like the summer in jeans that you played."

The electric car passed through the service area town and arrived in front of a medium-sized studio.

Saoirse got out of the car, took Martin, and asked Leonardo to help take a photo.

Then she waved to Martin: "Goodbye, Martin."

Saoirse ignored Leonardo and ran into the studio.

Leonardo got in the driver's seat and said, "I've discovered that Nicholson should give up his position as the bastard boss. You are much more of a bastard than him."

Martin got in the car and spread his hands: "Stop slandering people. In the ranking of the three bastards, Nicholson is the boss, then you, and finally me."

Leonardo looked back at the studio where the Atonement crew was located: "Saoirse Ronan, I wonder how old she is?"

Martin couldn't help but shake his head: "Sure enough, the most bastard people will have the most filthy thoughts! Leo, please don't be so shameless and plot against a little girl!"

Leonardo was so angry that he laughed. He wanted to drag this bastard to hit the tree together: "How could I know someone like you!"

Martin said calmly: "Because we are the same kind of people."

Leonardo was powerless to refute.

The two handed the homemade weapons to Bruce, then quickly left the studio and returned to the hotel where they were staying.

Less than an hour after waiting, Nicholson came back as expected.

"Hey, Jack, what's wrong?" Leonardo asked automatically, "Why do you look so bad?"

Nicholson took off his sunglasses, threw them on the table, looked at Martin, then at Leonardo, and asked, "Tell me, what did you two do?"

Leonardo glared habitually: "What did you do? We..."

Nicholson pointed at his brow and said, "You are acting."

Martin was helpless: "Leo, can you please stand up and make some progress? Can you not use your three-stroke combo? Drag someone from the street here, everyone knows that Leonardo frowns, glares, and roars when he acts!"

Nicholson shook his head: "The Oscar judges must be blind to vote for you."

"That's right!" Martin put his arm around Nicholson's shoulders and said, "He's too bad. When doing the PR during the award season, you should speak well of me and ignore Leo."

The despised Leonardo suddenly realized that something was wrong. Martin should have been on his side, so why did he stand on Nicholson's side?
Could this person be any more shameless?

Leonardo decided that he must find time to have a good talk with Nicholson and ask him to give up his position as the boss. After all, the most jerk-like one among the trio of jerk-like bastards can be the boss.

Actually, it doesn’t matter whether you are a jerk or not, the main thing is that it’s fun.

After all, for someone like him, having fun is the true meaning of life.

It's the same when it comes to changing women, and it's the same when it comes to messing up things.

(End of this chapter)