I'm the king of the roll at Hogwarts

Chapter 234 You should run for Congress, Hermione
"According to reliable information, a group of new girls will visit Hogwarts in the new semester." "Yes, very beautiful new girls, you know?" "Yes, very beautiful ones, I don't think you can imagine..." The two of them spoke to Cedric, one on the left and one on the right.

"I confused you guys, what new girl?" Cedric was a little confused.

The twins looked at each other and said, "She is just... a very pretty girl. Don't ask so many questions. Here, I'll give you this Walkman first. Remember to go back and contact your Hufflepuff classmates to practice. This year's school song chorus will use this song."

"I've confused you." Cedric asked dazedly, "Why use this song? I don't think it's suitable for women to listen to..."

"Louis said that this is a song engraved in their DNA... As for what DNA is, I don't understand it either." Fred said with his hands spread out.

Hermione immediately acted as a step-by-step reader: "DNA is... you can understand it as being engraved in the soul."

As he said this, he turned around and silently lip-synced to Louis: Speak in words that others can understand next time!
"Okay." Cedric was convinced by this reason. The twins couldn't lie to him. After all, Louis was right here. It was a bit difficult to lie in front of the person involved. "Leave this to me..."

"OK, Hufflepuff has been notified, and the next one is Ravenclaw." Louis clapped his hands: "Wait a minute, Justin is from a Muggle family, so he has to be slower to get here - he has to be considerate of those who don't have Floo network at home. He has to go to the Leaky Cauldron in Diagon Alley first, and then connect to here through the Floo network of the Leaky Cauldron."

"It's pitiful for those who don't have a Floo network at home." Ron gloated. "God, I really can't imagine what it's like to not have a Floo network at home. I mean - what should you do if you want to go to Glasgow from London?"

"You seem to be the big fool." Hermione complained mercilessly: "Think about how you go to Hogwarts every year when school starts?"

"Train?" Ron remembered after Hermione mentioned it. "Oh, yes, I forgot that Muggles also have trains, haha..."

"There are not only trains, but also planes, my dear Ron." Harry reminded with a smile: "The speed of planes is several times that of trains. If you take a plane, you may be able to fly from London to Hogwarts in less than lunch."

"Wow..." Ron was really surprised this time. He asked curiously, "Really? I mean - can Muggles be so powerful?"

"I think you are a toad in a well, you don't know how big the sky is." Catherine's sharp tongue came back. She snorted and put a plate of honeydew melon in front of everyone. "Last year, Louis and I took a plane. The feeling... well, it's a bit hard to describe. Anyway, we flew from London to Reykjavik very quickly."

"Reykjavik?" Hermione frowned, chewed carefully, and asked curiously, "Why do I feel like I've heard this name somewhere before? No, seriously, I seem to have really heard of this place."

"It's the capital of Iceland, Hermione." Catherine looked at Hermione with a little pity: "It seems that Miss Know-It-All also has things she doesn't understand."

The topic went off topic from here, or perhaps Hermione deliberately jumped out to attract attention to Ron.

After all, she is his girlfriend, so Louis is willing to believe that Hermione is dedicated.

"I don't believe it! How could you be more of a Muggle than me!" Hermione couldn't stand it anymore and questioned loudly.

"Okay, then I'll ask you some simple common sense about the Muggle world. If you can answer them, I'll admit that you are Miss Know-It-All." Catherine sat down next to Louis and put her arm around Louis's.

Louis just wanted to say it was a foul, this sister hit someone with the ball!

Of course Hermione would not allow Catherine to challenge her know-it-all authority. She is now fighting to defend her know-it-all title and honor!

"You ask the questions! I don't believe you can stump me!" Hermione stuck out her short neck and angrily issued a challenge.

The general meaning is, Catherine, come on, I'm afraid you don't know everything!
“First question.” Catherine squeezed into Louis’ body and sighed with satisfaction: “What is the current official name of Upper Walter?”

Hermione didn't seem to expect Catherine to ask such a tricky question, and was stumped for a moment.

She originally thought that Catherine, as a pure-blood wizard in the magical world, would not care about the affairs of the Muggle world, but she never expected that she would use four twos to bring out two kings right away.

She was caught off guard, her eyes wide open, not knowing how to answer Catherine's question.

"Uh..." Hermione just drawled awkwardly.

"Well, it seems you don't know." Catherine did not mock Hermione, but continued to ask the next question: "What is the equation for conservation of mass and energy?"

Hermione looked embarrassed: "Uh..."

Catherine rubbed her pretty face against Louis's and snuggled on his shoulder: "Where is the capital of Nauru, and in which direction of Australia is this country?"

Hermione: "...uh..."

"What is the capital of Brazil?" Catherine asked a confusing question.

"I know that!" Hermione cried out. "Rio de Janeiro! I know it! Rio de Janeiro!"

"I'm sorry, Hermione." Catherine corrected with a smile: "Brazil moved its capital from Rio de Janeiro to Brasilia in 1960..."

Hermione opened her mouth, but no words came out.

"What is the state religion of Cameroon?" Catherine asked again.

Hermione's self-confidence had been completely destroyed. She could only open her mouth mechanically: "Um... uh..."

"In which year did the Eastern and Western churches split? What were the names of their religious leaders? In which cities were they located at the time?"

Hermione: "Uh..."

He hesitated for a long time but couldn't give a correct answer.

"Hermione?" Louis called.

Hermione looked up in confusion, "Hmm?"

"You should run for parliament." Louis raised his teacup and made a toast to Hermione, suggesting with a half-hearted smile.

Hermione was stunned for a moment, then asked warily, "Are you being sarcastic to me?"

"How could that be?" Louis spread his hands.

"Yes, how could that be?" Catherine didn't look at Hermione, but looked at Louis affectionately, leaned over and kissed his cheek.

"You...you two are so mean!" Hermione got angry again: "You two teamed up to bully me! You two are so mean."

"That's too bad. I'm going to hit you with my fist right now." Louis flexed his fist, turned to look at Catherine, and meowed.

"Wow, so cute!" Catherine's eyes were twinkling with pink stars. She buried Louis' head in her arms, wishing she could crush him and become one with him.

"Help, help!" Louis struggled weakly. How come Catherine's size is almost the same as Solanlian's now? It's suffocating!
He really didn't want to be suffocated like this, otherwise he would become the first wizard in history to be suffocated like this. "Okay, that's enough. You're almost suffocating your little deer, baby." Solanlian's voice sounded at the right time, saving Louis from the water and fire.

But she had forgotten how she had bored Louis back then.

Catherine then reluctantly let go of Louis, watching him breathe in big gulps of fresh air, and couldn't help but whisper in his ear: "Wear cat ears at night, little deer..."

"Call me daddy." Louis said in her ear with a smile.

The result was a painful pinch.

"I don't want to do that in front of so many people!" Catherine said hatefully in his ear.

"That means, we can do it when no one is around?" Louis asked in surprise. The dream he had been thinking about for four years was about to come true?

Catherine did not answer, but turned her head to look to the side, her face flushed as if stained with a layer of blush.

……

Justin was so slow that he didn't arrive at the Waller family until tea time via Floo powder.

"Oh, you're finally here, Justin." Ron rolled his eyes: "We're all getting ready to start school."

"Sorry, everyone." Justin chuckled, "I don't have Floo Network at home... I took a taxi to the Leaky Cauldron. My God, everyone should know about the traffic jam in London."

"Only Louis and Hermione know, and Harry," George said with a grin, handing the Walkman to Justin.

"Cool, the latest version of the Walkman? I've wanted one for a long time, but Hogwarts doesn't allow you to bring this." Justin was a connoisseur and recognized the brand of the Walkman at once.

"Put on your headphones and listen to this song first." Louis suggested with a smile.

Justin nodded, picked up the earphones and put them in his ears. He scratched his head and listened for a long time. Confusedly, he looked up and asked, "What song is this? It sounds... weird."

"This is the melody of the school song for the new academic year. When you go back, inform the Ravenclaw classmates that this will be the melody of the school song this year." Cedric patted his shoulder.

"Huh?" Justin obviously didn't understand: "Why?"

"There are girls." George said concisely: "Foreign girls, they like this song the most, very beautiful foreign girls, just tell me if you want to sing it or not."

"What foreign chick?" Justin obviously didn't understand what was going on. He asked in confusion, "What are you talking about? I don't understand..."

"In the new semester, many beautiful foreign girls will visit Hogwarts." Fred patiently explained to Justin, "The source of the information is very reliable. Louis got the information from Headmaster Dumbledore. Do you think Headmaster Dumbledore would lie to Louis? Obviously not... Will Louis lie to us? That's even more impossible!"

Justin's face suddenly changed, and he grinned like Tom who touched Jerry.

"I will definitely win!" He clenched his fist and encouraged himself.

"We'll definitely get it!" The Gemini, who are also single, cheered Justin up.

Louis looked at Harry and Ron, clenched his fists and said, "We'll win!"

As a result, Ron was grabbed by the ear by Hermione.

"What are you going to take?" Hermione asked with narrowed eyes and unfriendly look.

"Harry's girlfriend isn't here, and Catherine won't care about me, so what do you want to take?" Louis asked, laughing crazily as he pounded his thigh.

Ron's face fell into a kittenish state, and he looked from Harry to Louis angrily, feeling sorry for having two bad friends.

"You two are so mean! Louis! Harry! Oh, Hermione, please be gentler..." Ron started begging for mercy halfway through his complaint. It seemed that Hermione increased her strength and he could not bear it anymore.

"Does it hurt? Of course it hurts." Louis gloated, adding insult to injury: "This is the price you pay for being disloyal to Hermione..."

"What disloyalty? How could I be disloyal to Hermione?" Ron retorted unconvinced.

"Loyalty is not absolute, it is absolutely disloyal." Louis said a famous saying of Xunzong.

Well, Ron wanted to refute but he didn't know where to start, just like a cow chewing a pumpkin. He hesitated for a long time just like Hermione just now, feeling extremely embarrassed.

Don't mention it. After holding it in for a long time, he finally came up with a rebuttal: "What about you, Louis, are you loyal to Catherine?"

He tried to trade one for one with Louis.

"Oh, you're overthinking that, Ron." Louis spread his hands: "Catherine is different from Hermione. She is very tolerant of me."

As he said this, he poked Catherine's chin with his finger, earning a cold eye roll from Catherine.

Ron glanced angrily at Louis and Catherine, then at Hermione, obviously angry but not daring to say anything.

"Am I good to you?" Hermione was anxious and unconsciously increased the strength of her hands.

"Okay, of course, Hermione is the best, please let me go." Ron's tone was pleading.

"You've been tamed, Ron." Louis said compassionately, "Remember what I told you, Hermione has brought you into a rut, castrated your roots for right and wrong, and now you are completely controlled by her..."

"I don't!" Hermione retorted.

"Look, she herself hasn't realized that this kind of subtle domestication is actually more terrifying." Louis spread his hands: "Even now you see she is unwilling to let go of Ron's ears... Tsk tsk, if I have to live like this, I would rather be single for the rest of my life, God, it's terrible."

Hermione let go of Ron's ear as if she had been electrocuted. It wasn't because she felt sorry for Ron, but because she was really afraid of Louis' verbal offensive.

"Don't be afraid, Ron. Just fly with confidence. We will always be your strongest support!" Louis showed a compassionate look: "If it really doesn't work, I can find you a new girlfriend. I guarantee she will be obedient and cute... just like Christasza, who is beautiful, obedient and sensible."

As he spoke, Louis pointed at Christasa. Christasa heard Louis calling her and looked up in confusion, with a circle of coffee foam on the corner of her mouth.

(End of this chapter)