I'm the king of the roll at Hogwarts

Chapter 233: Harry, King of the Great West

The Dark Mark had a significant impact, but the mark was so conspicuous hanging in the sky that the Ministry of Magic couldn't suppress it even if they wanted to.

He can only control the British media, but not those of other countries, especially France.

Don't think that only Britain and France are at odds with each other in the Muggle world. In fact, the same is true in the wizarding world.

The French always look upon their neighbors across the sea with the greatest gloating.

The Weasley twins walked into the room, each holding a newspaper. It seemed that they were holding the newspapers the wrong way. George's newspaper was in German, while Fred's was in French.

"What are you looking at?" Ron asked curiously.

"Newspaper." Fred waved the newspaper in his hand. "You don't know, when we left just now, Fudge was furious with his father and others, scolding the foreign reporters for being unethical and trying to deceive and attack him."

"The problem is that there's no way to suppress this matter." Hermione frowned and said, "Isn't the most urgent task now to suppress this matter? Why is his first reaction to complain?"

When Louis heard this, he suddenly remembered that Hermione seemed to be the Minister of Magic from thirty years later.

He couldn't help but have the idea of ​​testing the future Minister of Magic.

"So, Hermione, if you were the British Minister of Magic," Louis looked at Hermione, crossed his legs and asked, "how would you solve this problem?"

After hearing what Louis said, Hermione lowered her head to think for a moment, then raised her head and answered seriously: "I will admit my mistake, apologize to the wizards in the magical world for this mistake, and arrange for people to capture the Death Eaters."

Louis burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at? Wasn't what I said right?" Hermione asked angrily.

"Oh, no, dear Hermione, you are of course right." Louis couldn't help laughing again when he said this, "But your option is the worst option."

"Why? Is passing the blame on to others the wisest option?" Hermione loudly refuted Louis' point of view in dissatisfaction.

Louis changed to a more comfortable posture, leaning on the sofa, and said leisurely: "Throwing the pot away... It's a good idea, but it's only a little better than what you just did, but not much better..."

Hermione was stunned for a moment, lowered her head and thought carefully for a long time, then asked in disbelief, "Then what do you think we should do?"

"What should I do? You are Miss Know-It-All and Minister of Magic appointed by Professor Snape. Do you have to ask me what to do about even a small matter?" Louis asked back.

"I'm not..." Hermione retorted subconsciously, but then she remembered the context she had assumed before. Then she looked back at Ron, then at Harry, and turned around to ask Louis, "Can I ask for off-field support?"

Louis made a "please" gesture.

Hermione looked at Ron for help, then at Harry.

Ron coughed twice to clear his throat, and said hesitantly, "How about... we bribe those newspapers, like give them some gold galleons or something they need?"

"Let me interrupt for a moment, Ron. They are not very friendly now." Louis said with a smile: "Newspapers, especially those in the news industry, are looking forward to big news every day, so that the sales of newspapers can be greatly increased. Sometimes, in order to increase sales, they even deliberately report biased reports and deliberately make big news."

"In this case, they can be said to have gained both fame and fortune. Not only did they make money, but they also gained a reputation for not fearing power. Do you think they would miss this opportunity to improve their reputation and make money?"

Ron said disapprovingly: "Then why not give them a benefit greater than fame and fortune?"

"Giving favors to others is a double-edged sword, Ron." Louis crossed his hands on his legs. "The problem is, after giving the favors, how can you ensure that he can be under your control? Or, in other words, if he tells others about this, how are you going to end it?"

Ron was stumped by the question and sat there speechless.

Hermione felt a little distressed. She reached out and touched Ron's red hair, and received a satisfying hum.

"I think it's better to kill all the newspapers than to please them!" said Harry viciously.

As soon as these words came out, the room fell silent, and even Snape looked at him in astonishment. Cedric looked at Harry as if he were looking at Superman, and felt that this Gryffindor looked a bit like a Slytherin.

Wow, he is really a ruthless man who was able to kill Voldemort when he was a baby, and now he kills people without mercy.

Are you the reincarnation of the Great Western King? Your last name was Zhang in your previous life, right?

Noticing that everyone was looking at him strangely, Harry quickly explained with a dry laugh: "I was just joking. How could I possibly think that..."

"You'd better not think so." Hermione warned Harry like a curly lion, "Otherwise, this Minister must send you to Azkaban..."

Wow, you’re really into role-playing, right?
"Ahem, I mean, instead of trying to please them, it's better to divert their attention, isn't it?" Harry said cheerfully, "We might as well release a bigger piece of news that is harmless to Hermione to cover up this problem..."

"Oh?" Louis became interested: "This is a good idea, for example?"

"For example... uh, announce to the wizarding world the promulgation of Hermione's House-Elf Protection Act?" Harry scratched his head and said, "I think this might be a possibility. After all, elves... well, they are also big news closely related to wizards."

"It's a good idea, and it can indeed cover up the news of the Death Eaters' return, but this news is a bit too big." Louis spread his hands, "And you have to consider how many people's interests this matter has violated. Aren't you really afraid that Hermione will be so happy that she will ride in a convertible sports car one day?"

"Huh?" Harry obviously didn't get the joke.

"It's JFK from Eagle sauce..." Hermione had obviously studied history. She said helplessly, "Louis meant that I might be assassinated because I violated the interests of certain people."

"Yes, he committed suicide with eight bullets in the back." Louis shrugged.

"Is there no other good solution?" Harry asked somewhat dejectedly, with his head drooping like an eggplant hit by frost.

"Who said that?" Louis raised his eyebrows. "Why don't we expel all the Eagle Sauce wizards in the UK?"

Harry opened his mouth wide, this was a path he had never imagined, he didn't know what to say, and Hermione looked at Louis in surprise, not knowing what he was talking about.

"There is evidence that wizards from Eagle Country are suspected of illegally poaching magical animals in the British wizarding world. A lady who wishes to remain anonymous once witnessed several wizards wearing Eagle Country wizard robes active in the forest where the Dark Mark appeared..."

Louis picked up the coffee on the coffee table and took a sip. "Is this true?" Hermione asked subconsciously, her tone changed.

"Look, even a smart girl like you would subconsciously believe that the Eagle Sauce people would do such a thing, let alone other people?" Louis shrugged. "I made this up, but it's really useful - you will make the headlines. The Ministry of Magic, under the wise leadership of Minister Hermione, has uncovered the conspiracy of the Eagle Sauce wizards in the British wizarding world. How patriotic."

As he said this, Louis gave him a thumbs up.

Hermione couldn't help but stand in awe. See, the old ones are still the best...

Louis added: "It must be news that no one can deny, and even if it is denied, people will subconsciously believe it. For example, the leading wizard is an official of the Magical Congress of Eagle Sauce Country..."

"You are so bad, Louis." Hermione shook her head and sighed, "Promise me that you will never go into politics in the future. Oh my God, you will go to hell..."

"You, like Catherine, have theological inclinations...Okay, let's talk about the next more important topic." Louis shrugged and took out a small Walkman from his pocket. It was dead... No, it was a heinous crime... No, it was a Sony Walkman that Diana asked Emerlis to send to him last Christmas.

Of course, the electromagnetic field of Hogwarts will interfere with electronic devices - but it will not interfere with Louis's electronic devices. What, I am from Fengling Yueying Academy, are you not convinced?

Speaking of Wind Spirit and Moon Shadow, we have to talk about Hogwarts Legacy. Chromie said it was very interesting. She went there thirty years later to experience it for a while. It was said that it was the period when Phineas Black was the headmaster. Chromie said that she killed six people on the way to the Potions class.

As soon as Chromie finished speaking, the system loaded a Hogwarts Legacy module for him.

Good guy, Louis exclaimed. Good guy.

The last time I heard a similar sentence was when I went out to buy a pack of cigarettes and I encountered eight of them...

Ahem, that’s too far off topic.

According to the routine of the game, he is truly the first generation of mysterious man. Even Voldemort doesn't dare to call the protagonist's name directly.

Voldemort: (Nodding) Just call me Tommy...

Louis put the tape in his Walkman, took out the headphones and handed them to the twins.

"What is this?" Gemini asked with great interest. The portable players these days all play tapes. They are about half the size of an IPAD and very thick. They look quite punk.

People like Gemini who like new things can't resist a Walkman at all.

"The Walkman is related to my next great plan." Louis introduced with a smile, "As the name suggests, it allows you to listen to music anytime and anywhere."

After hearing Louis' introduction, Hermione forgot about the incident just now. She also came over curiously, looking at this big thing with a sense of novelty, and made a loud smacking sound: "This thing is not cheap. The last time I saw it, it was marked on the counter with a price that I wanted to refuse."

"How much?" Louis asked with interest.

Hermione rolled her eyes and said sourly, "You are such a big shot, Louis, you don't even know how much something costs... This little thing costs 199 pounds, tsk tsk..."

"Oh, it's only 199." Louis suddenly realized, picked up two headphones and handed them to the twins. He stretched out his hand to the side of his ear and gestured: "Here, put this thing in your ear, and then press the play button on it."

After the twins put on their headphones as instructed, Louis activated the play button.

The twins listened to the music, sometimes frowning, sometimes smiling. After a while, they took off their headphones and asked curiously, "Why are you playing this weird music to me? My God, it's just the sound of various instruments. I thought it was a song."

"This is the school song for the new school year." Louis whispered mysteriously, "There are new guests in the new school year. Do you want to sing in front of the guests?"

"Huh? What new guest?" Gemini became interested. A new guest means a new target for pranks.

"It's girls, a group of extremely beautiful girls." Louis replied in a low voice.

The twins looked at each other and asked seriously, "Is the source of the information reliable?"

"When have I ever lied about this?" Louis asked seriously.

The twins nodded when they heard this, agreeing with Louis's statement, and then asked hesitantly: "But, this song...will they like it?"

"Of course! Definitely!" Louis patted his chest and assured, "They will definitely like it. This is a song engraved in their DNA!"

"Really?" The twins were ecstatic. After looking at each other, they said, "Gryffindor is left to us. Don't worry, Louis."

Louis made an OK gesture to them, turned to Harry and said, "Harry, lend me your Hedwig."

"No problem." Harry naturally agreed to Louis' request.

After getting Harry's permission, Louis wrote two invitation letters. The first letter invited Cedric to visit the Wally family and attached the Wally family's Floo network coordinates; the second letter was handed to Justin Finch-Fletchley, the Ravenclaw class monitor he appointed.

Hedwig waited until Louis had tied up the letters, then flapped her wings and flew away.

After a while, a green flame flashed in the fireplace, and the sunny boy Cedric emerged from it.

Look at this adjective, I don't know what I thought the handsome senior was...

"Hi Louis." Cedric smiled brightly and greeted everyone in the room warmly. When he came to Snape, he hesitated for a moment, perhaps wondering why Professor Snape appeared here...

It was a bit of a surprise indeed.

Louis said nothing, and asked the twins to put the headphones into Cedric's ears and played the song to him.

"This song..." Cedric frowned, not knowing how to describe it. After a while, he said, "Well, I don't quite understand why you played this song for me."

"Hey, you don't understand this?" George immediately stretched out his right arm and put it around Cedric's shoulders, and Fred also put his arm around him from the other side. For a moment, Cedric was somewhat of a man.

(End of this chapter)