I'm the king of the roll at Hogwarts

Chapter 110 Two Women, One Drama
"Sorry, I'm busy here." Louis refused politely.

He called to Christasa: "Chris, you should come back and serve me dinner."

Christasa stood up quickly, gave Vitaly an awkward but polite smile as she passed by, and then sat down on Louis' left.

Vitaly was not angry. She tilted her head and looked at Louis for a while, then walked slowly to sit next to Catherine.

At this time, Headmaster Dumbledore began his speech again.

"What makes us happy is that a new teacher has joined our team." Professor Dumbledore made an inviting gesture to Lockhart who was standing beside him: "Professor Gilderoy Lockhart, a best-selling author, adventurer, and also our former Ravenclaw, let us welcome him back to Hogwarts!"

As soon as the words fell, the four colleges erupted in applause and enthusiastic cheers. As a best-selling author, Gilderoy Lockhart actually has quite a few fans.

Coupled with his handsome looks, he is very lethal to the little witches. Look, the little beavers at the Gryffindor table have pink stars flashing in their eyes.

Lockhart was also very happy. Being vain, he liked this kind of scene very much. He stood up and followed his classmates in puffing up. After a while, he pressed his hands twice to signal everyone to be quiet.

"All that glitters is not gold." Looking at Lockhart's handsome and greasy smile, Vitali whispered with a little disdain.

She was referring to Shakespeare’s famous quote, which translates to “all that glitters is not gold.”

As the saying goes, not all bugs can turn into butterflies, because some are fucking maggots. Obviously, Lockhart is not a pupa, but a maggot.

On the podium, Dumbledore saw Lockhart sit down and began his speech as headmaster again - but he only said one sentence, which was the beginning of the banquet.

As soon as he announced the start of the banquet, a wide variety of food was placed in front of everyone in an instant.

Vitaly looked at the food in front of her, picked up the knife, and said to Catherine, or to herself: "I actually like British food very much, for example, uh... um..."

She did it on purpose, with her index finger pressed against her plump lips, pretending to be thinking carefully, with sarcasm at its peak.

Katherine put the book off the table and handed it to Christasa. She didn't look at Vitaly, but looked at the food in front of her. She smiled and said, "I have to say, I also like wearing a beret all day."

Vitalie paused for breath and narrowed her eyes slightly: "But I am relieved that there is no Stargazing Pie at the Hogwarts dinner."

"Even if there is, it's much better than intestine jelly, isn't it?" Catherine smiled faintly to resist Vitaly's verbal attack.

Vitaly laid out her napkin and continued to challenge, "So are we going to start drinking tea? I heard you British people can't get enough of it all day long."

"But you can't drink tea with snails and foie gras, classmate Hilliax. I know it's hard for you to live without these two things." Catherine's verbal sparring was as sharp as ever.

"I would rather watch some plays while drinking tea. Who are the famous playwrights in Britain? Shakespeare, um... uh..." Vitaly began to think again.

"I hope you can eat some garlic to freshen your breath before watching the play. I heard that the French garlic pudding is very good. I hope your 'ahhhh' laughter will not disturb the people around you." Catherine picked up a piece of Yorkshire beef pudding and placed it on the plate.

Yorkshire pudding is not a pudding, it's just a name. It's actually a hollow bread with meatballs stuffed in it and baked in the oven... that's about it.

It’s actually quite delicious, to be honest.

"Aaaahhh" is actually a joke, because the H in French is mostly silent, so the British always use this to make fun of them.

But in fact, the French also laugh like hahaha, it’s just... well, Britain and France have a love-hate relationship, everyone understands that.

Vitaly secretly pinched the fork in her hand and continued to fire calmly: "Actually, the little brother next to you is quite handsome. I just don't know if he will be bald when he grows up. After all, most British men... well, but bald men are also handsome, I like them very much."

"But at least my little deer is a manly man. Having said that, your efforts to protect the dignity of the country have exceeded those of 99% of French men. Mr. Hilliacks, you should be proud." Catherine held the goblet and tutted elegantly to Hilliacks, continuing to poke Vitalie's lungs.

Vitaly snorted and began to use her ultimate move: "Humph, at least France will not be turned into a guest by its former colony..."

"Okay, okay, you win." Catherine picked up the wand, dipped the tip in water and stuck a piece of white toilet paper on it, waved it in her hand like a small flag, and said slowly: "I~surrender~!"

This action may not mean anything to people from other countries, but for the French, it is absolutely a great irony.

They lasted less than the Pavlov Building in World War II, and were not only shunned by the Muggle world, but also could not hold their heads up in the wizarding world.

The fork in Vitaly's hand was broken instantly. She looked at the blonde girl beside her for the first time, with a burning desire to fight in her eyes.

I just thought it was funny, but now it’s a personal vendetta!

Vitaly's mind was filled with Catherine's helpless cries as she knelt on the ground when her boyfriend was snatched away.

While she was still thinking about it, the conversation between the young couple gave her a critical blow.

"Kathy?"

"What's wrong, fawn?"

"ask you a question."

"You said."

"What do you call a French person with an IQ of 100?"

Catherine was stumped by the question, but she also understood what Louis meant, so she smiled softly and asked softly:

"Uh...what should I call you?"

"French Village." Louis said, taking a vicious bite of the chicken leg.

How dare you bully my little moon?
Hearing this, Catherine covered her mouth and chuckled, her eyes curved like crescent moons.

But Louis didn't realize that although this confrontation was initiated by Vitaly, not only was Catherine the winner, but Catherine had the upper hand throughout the confrontation.

But now Vitaly was no longer angry. Looking at the passionate couple in front of her, she even felt a little admiration for them.

No matter how much she disdained British food, she still had to fill her stomach. She picked up her knife and fork and began to choose what to eat.

In fact, the dishes at the Hogwarts banquet were quite rich, not as terrible as she had imagined before coming to the school.

Of course, we can't blame her, after all, this is indeed the stereotype between Britain and France.

"But you finally chose to become the person you hated the most, didn't you?" Catherine paused and continued, "Of course, I didn't mean to laugh at you. Please forgive my French rudeness."

"How could that be? After all, I am not a barbarian on the island. I still know to adapt to the local customs." Vitaly said as she forked a few pieces of sweet corn for herself. "The moonlight is beautiful tonight. I think Miss Volley will not refuse a lady's invitation to learn magic."

"You mean, a wizard duel?" Catherine finally looked at Vitaly.

"No, oh no, how can I be so rude? It's just a little exchange of magic experiences between classmates." Vitaly took a big sip of pumpkin juice, but the sweet taste made her feel nauseous. Fortunately, her good upbringing prevented her from vomiting.

Her face turned pale and blue, and it took a long time for her to calm down.

She saw Catherine's outstretched hand and looked down. It turned out that it was Catherine who handed her a glass of water.

"Drink it and you'll feel much better." Catherine said calmly.

Vitaly took the cup of water in astonishment, closed her eyes and took several sips.

The nausea and sweet feeling were finally dissipated by the glass of light lemon water.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll add something to the water?" Catherine suddenly said after she drank the whole glass of water.

"You won't." Vitaly was not fooled.

"It's Veritaserum. I added Veritaserum." Catherine's tone was certain.

Vitaly showed a relieved expression: "That's not bad, it would be nice if I could take off the mask, even if it's only for a while."

"You're quite brave... I promise you, remember to come with me tonight." Catherine invited Vitaly, and there was a bit more appreciation in her eyes when she looked at her.

"Do you want the little deer next to you to come too?" Vitaly asked.

"Why, do you want him to see you begging for mercy?" Catherine turned her head and looked at Vitaly: "I need to remind you that you can't call her Little Deer."

"Okay, I'm different from you. I'm not interested in little boys." Vitaly said, but she kept glancing at Louis.

In fact, this was one of the reasons why she transferred schools.

Soon, the banquet came to an end. As usual, Professor Dumbledore reminded the students not to go to the Forbidden Forest, and emphasized the names of the Weasley twins.

Judging from the expressions of the Weasley twins, they obviously disagreed with this matter.

These two guys never paid any attention to the school rules and regulations and Professor Dumbledore's warnings. After all, they were two little guys that even a strict head of house like Professor McGonagall couldn't control.

"Let's sing the school song together." Headmaster Dumbledore took out his wand and prepared to conduct.

Louis quickly released Tom and Jerry. Christasa took out a suona from her bag and handed it to Jerry, and gave Tom a bass drum and cymbals.

The Slytherin students also cleared their throats and prepared to start the fun.

During the holidays, Louis asked Draco to write a letter to the Slytherin classmates to tell them what the school song score for this year was, and asked everyone to learn the new tune carefully and to perform a good chorus during the school celebration to impress all the teachers and students in the school.

And Draco mentioned in the letter that this was Louis's intention. So none of the students who received the letter dared to neglect it, and everyone practiced seriously at home, so as not to upset Louis if they were randomly checked.

The two funny guys stood on the table, waiting for Dumbledore to wave his wand. At that moment before all the teachers and students in the school spoke, the sound of the rogue suona instrument suddenly rang out, and everyone was stunned.

Then, Tom didn't know how he managed to control the cymbals and drums together, and began to beat the beat rhythmically.

It is the angry music of Jing Luo, Ceddin Deden.

"Ancestors, Grandfathers".

Green ivy is also green. Slytherin’s natal color is green, and green ivy’s natal color is also green. So... is it possible that green ivy is a Slytherin?

"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hogwarts,

Please give us knowledge,
No matter we are bald old people
Or the child who injured his knee in a fall,
our minds can accept

Some interesting things..."

Vitali, who transferred from Beauxbatons, had never seen such a scene before. She stared with wide eyes at the Slytherin classmates who were singing the school song that smelled like kebabs. This was a new experience for her.

Students from the other three colleges were also led astray, especially the Weasley twins, who even ran to the Slytherin side. They flanked Louis on both sides and sang the Hogwarts school song loudly with him to the tune of "Ancestors, Grandfathers".

Dumbledore was also completely misled, but as a headmaster with strong artistic bacteria... cells, he still understood what kind of song it was, so he used his wand to beat the rhythm for his classmates, and he was obviously very excited.

After the school song was sung, Dumbledore wiped the tears from his eyes and said with a smile: "Music, chorus is more charming... Well, the opening banquet is over. Dear students, please follow your prefects back."

Louis was a little uncomfortable returning to the dormitory. After all, he had been at home for nearly two months and it was impossible to adapt so quickly.

Fortunately, the house elves are very careful about cleaning the dormitory when the students are not there, so at least there is no musty smell when you open the door.

And what is different from other dormitories is that Louis' dormitory is specially sprayed with air freshener. Needless to say, it must be the preference of the house-elves.

After all, these were favors his mother had accumulated for him when she was alive.

Just like last year, before the students returned to their dormitories, the house-elves had already packed their luggage and made their beds neatly.

Draco moved out of the dormitory this school year. He asked to do so because he didn't want to be a third wheel for the young couple.

Under the manipulation of his father, the school director, Draco was also assigned a single room.

The main thing is that the Slytherin College common room is big enough. If possible, there will still be some room left even after allocating double or triple rooms to many people.

This has to do with Slytherin's own partiality.

Louis asked Tom and Jerry to stay in the dormitory to look after the house, while he packed up and prepared to go out to watch Catherine and Vitalie duel.

Women fighting is the best thing to watch.

Tears came out
jiayou a chunyu
Youth will eventually end, pay tribute to Saint May

Somnus Out
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(End of this chapter)