I'm the king of the roll at Hogwarts

Chapter 109 New School Year
"How do you know what dragon poop smells like?" Louis caught the blind spot.

"Oh, one time I was taking a shit in the Dragonblight and I grabbed a rabbit to wipe it, but that night I found out that one of the rabbits I ate was that one."

Krista said nonchalantly.

Louis &Catherine: ...

Zhang Qiu and Cedric obviously didn't understand, but they didn't ask any further questions. After all, this matter was too disgusting.

It's hard to imagine that a beautiful girl would do such a thing.

Use a rabbit to wipe your butt, rabbit!

Louis was in awe. He thought for a moment and said to Christasa, "You should learn from me. You say... hi hi hi."

"Hey, hey." Christrasza's learning was obviously not good enough.

"You need to sink your energy into your dantian and use your chest to make sounds. Come on, do it again." Louis taught very carefully.

"Hey, hey!" This time Christrasza learned it very well.

Louis looked at this gifted girl, who had a somewhat good taste in music.

Catherine pinched Louis lightly. This child is too cruel...

She didn't understand music boxes, but she could sense the bad intentions in Louis' mind.

At the beginning, Cedric and Zhang Qiu were obviously a little reserved in front of Catherine, but Catherine didn't say much, just lowered her head to read a book, and the two gradually relaxed.

"Have you heard that the best-selling author Gilderoy Lockhart is coming to our school to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts!" Zhang Qiu's face was filled with excitement, but he felt something was wrong as soon as he finished speaking, and hurriedly apologized to Louis: "Sorry, Louis, I actually like your class very much... It's just that, um, Professor Lockhart is a best-selling author after all... Oops..."

Zhang Qiu's words became more and more sinister, and even Cedric couldn't stand it anymore.

Louis didn't care. He smiled gently and said calmly, "It's nothing. As you said, Professor Lockhart is a best-selling author after all. It's normal for him to be popular."

Cedric quickly tried to smooth things over: "Yes, Louis is right." He then muttered: "I don't know if all these works are his own adventures..."

"After all, she is a writer. It is normal for her to make some artistic processing on her works." Catherine suddenly interjected with this, and the sarcastic and sharp-tongued beautiful girl returned.

Zhang Qiu wanted to defend Lockhart, but he didn't dare to refute Catherine. He couldn't utter a complete sentence after holding it in for a long time.

The more Louis looked at Cedric, the more he liked him. As a man, he would always feel disgusted with a useless male star. When you happen to meet another man who dislikes the same star as you, it is inevitable that you two will feel a sense of mutual admiration.

Louis remembered a very good brother he met when he played Dota with him. They had the same ideas on secret codes.

While saying "It's just because of my feet", he started singing. After singing for a while, he turned on the microphone and said, "Su Yunjin, what are you going to use to pay me back?" Louis replied to him with a "skr" in the voice with electronic music.

Sometimes, men's friendship is just that simple.

However, Cedric, the warm-hearted man, obviously did not ignore Zhang Qiu. After a few words, he brought Zhang Qiu into the conversation. Louis even asked what the magic world of Seris was like. The result was completely different from what he had seen online in his previous life. There was no such thing as refining weapons and flying swords. Everyone was just holding wands and fighting each other.

That's true. After all, this is the world created by Aunt Rowling. If there are really such things, it would be a bit weird.

According to Zhang Qiu, the wizards of Seris gradually evolved from the shamans of the Xia and Shang dynasties from generation to generation.

The three of them got together and talked a lot. Although Cedric was a Hufflepuff, he was very keen on various sports. Louis could never tell that this guy actually liked watching football. He was a die-hard fan of Manchester United, especially Ryan Giggs, the young player who recently joined Manchester United.

But it seems that Cedric is a real fan, and he did not say the famous saying "Giggs and so-and-so fly on both wings" like the Barcelona (Star) football experts.

"I like Arsenal." Zhang Qiu suddenly interrupted.

Tsk, you don’t have four to four?

However, the Gunners of this era did not have the "4" meme, so no one would understand even if Luis said it.

The train took a whole afternoon to arrive at Hogwarts. I have to say that the speed of this old-fashioned train is really disappointing.

The treatment of the second years was obviously different from that of the first years. They no longer needed to be picked up by Hagrid, but instead had special carriages to take them to Hogwarts Castle.

But in fact, all of these were provided by Hagrid, after all, he was the one who raised the Thestrals and the like.

Before parting with the two, Louis said that if nothing happened, they could exchange experiences in learning spells together. Zhang Qiu smiled and waved goodbye to him, and replied, "OK."

After returning to the dormitory and putting down their luggage, the senior students came to the auditorium. They sat for a long time before the first-year students came to the auditorium under the guidance of Professor McGonagall.

Louis was surprised to find that Harry and Ron were also sitting at the Gryffindor table. When Ron saw Louis coming, he grinned and waved at him.

Could it be that Dobby didn't cause any trouble?

But think about it, since Lucius did not choose to give the diary to Ginny, then Dobby had no reason not to let Harry stay in school.

"Why are you here just now, Louis?" Harry smiled and handed Louis a chocolate frog. "We two have been waiting for you at the station for a long time, but Ron said you should have boarded the train first, otherwise we don't know how long we would have to wait."

Louis was a little embarrassed. This was a bit unkind.

The two brothers waited for him for so long, but he took Catherine and ran away first.

"Oh, it's Catherine." Louis lied without blushing: "You know, she doesn't like to wait for others, so she kept urging me to go first, and I had no choice."

As he spoke, he saw Harry and Ron's dull gaze. He stretched out his hands in front of the two of them and waved them: "Hey, what's wrong with you two?"

A cold voice sounded from behind him.

"So, is this why your pants caught fire, my dear little deer?"

It was Catherine. She had heard what Louis said and had been standing behind him with a stern face, waiting to see what he could say.

Louis found a cluster of emerald green flames on the hem of his trousers. It was very gentle and did not continue to burn. It just stuck to his trousers.

"Liar Liar, Pants on fire!" Catherine whispered in Louis' ear, and moved her fingers slightly to retract the flame.

This is also an English idiom, which roughly means that the liar’s pants are on fire.

“Hmph…” She rolled her eyes, gave Louis a slight look, and turned to greet the two little guys.

"Hello, red-haired squirrel, four-eyed frog...where's your Miss Beaver?"

"Here I am!" Hermione pulled her head out from under the table. She had been looking for Crookshanks' collar on the ground since a while ago.

"Oh, so you admit that you're a beaver?" Catherine looked at him teasingly.

"You..." Hermione was choked. She looked at Catherine angrily, turned her head and stopped talking.

"What a cute little beaver." Catherine smiled and sat down. Louis chatted with the two little ones for a while, then sat down in the Slytherin seat, with Christasza on the left and Catherine on the right, which aroused a lot of envy.

But soon Christasza was called away by Professor McGonagall and stuffed into the pile of freshmen to prepare for sorting.

It's quite funny to see a 1.8-meter-tall person mixed in with a group of little kids who are only 1.45-meter-tall. No matter how you look at it, he seems a bit out of place and stands out a bit like a crane among chickens.

Professor McGonagall also felt that it was inappropriate, so she walked over and pulled her to sit aside so as not to appear too different.

Catherine also found a familiar figure among the freshmen. She tugged at Louis' sleeve and motioned him to look at Luna.

"Where do you think Luna will be assigned?" Katherine asked quietly.

"Hmm..." Louis pretended to be hesitant, "Ravenclaw."

"I think it'll be Hufflepuff."

"What's the bet?" Louis looked back at Catherine.

"You say." Catherine was still looking in the direction of the freshmen.

"One Galleon."

"make a deal."

While the two were talking about the bet, Dumbledore had already started preparing his speech. Everything was the same as before, and Dumbledore's speech was exactly the same as last year, with nothing new.

After finishing her long-winded speech, Professor McGonagall came to the auditorium carrying the Sorting Hat, walked to the guest of honor seat and placed it on the stool.

There was a big crack on the mouth of the hat, and he was singing some nonsense, which looked a bit like a skull with a broken head.

"Come and wear me! Don't be afraid!
Don't panic!

In my hands (even though I don't have any hands)
you are absolutely safe

Because I am a thinking magic hat! "

When the song came to an end, there were still murmurs among the freshmen, and many students breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that this hat is in charge of the branch, which is completely different from the scary things the parents said about fighting with dragons.

Professor McGonagall walked forward with a roll of parchment as she did the year before, and announced the little wizard whose name was read to come forward.

"Nivea Attlee!"

A little brown-haired girl came out from the crowd and sat next to Professor McGonagall. Professor McGonagall lifted her hat and put it on her head. The hat sank and covered the little girl's mouth.

Professor McGonagall had to lift her hat up again so that the little girl could reveal her sea-blue eyes.

"GRYFFINDOR!" the Hat yelled.

The Gryffindor people clapped loudly. The first successful start was made by the Gryffindor people.

"Colin Creevey!" Professor McGonagall called out another name.

Louis watched the boy stumble up with a camera hanging on his chest and his mouth opened as wide as a lotus flower, as if he would never close it.

The hat was placed on his curls, and after a moment he cried out, "GRYFFINDOR!"

After a few more people passed, it was finally Luna's turn.

However, it wasn't her that Professor McGonagall called out to first.

"Akko Lovegood!" (Character card from Edge of the Alliance)
Louis saw a cute little girl standing up. Although they both had the last name Lovegood, Akko looked a bit like Luna. Her long brown hair was draped softly behind her head, and her bright red eyes had a mischievousness that Luna didn't have.

She skipped to Professor McGonagall's side, sat down on the stool, and stared at the hat in Professor McGonagall's hand with her big eyes.

Before Professor McGonagall could lift the hat and touch her hair, the hat shouted, "GRYFFINDOR!"

"Luna Lovegood!"

The two Lovegoods obviously stunned the students for a moment. After seeing their completely different appearances, the students in the auditorium began to whisper again.

Luna sat in her seat, also looking at Mr. Hat with interest.

"Ravenclaw!" the hat shouted from above Luna's head.

Catherine made a gloomy face and stuffed a gold galleon into Louis's hand.

Louis proudly took the gold Galleon, blew it and put it next to his ear. Although he couldn't hear the same sound as the ocean, it was also a kind of ritual, wasn't it?

The most important thing is that it can also make Catherine angry.

"Christrassa Mountbatten!" Professor McGonagall pointed out Christasa's name and made a special note: "Miss Mountbatten is a transfer student, so she will go directly to the fourth grade."

Christasa walked to the guest of honor seat with her long legs, causing a burst of admiration from the male classmates.

The hat hit Christrasza's head and froze for a long time before finally shouting, reluctantly, "Slytherin!"

At this point, the Slytherin students' cheers were deafening. No matter whether they were sincere or not, they just banged on the tables and yelled.

Listen to the last name, this is a relative of the man in Slytherin!
The Slytherin freshmen were also confused. The senior students next to them were anxious when they saw the indifferent freshmen. They quickly pulled their arms and whispered, "Are you going to die? Clap your hands!"

The freshmen had no choice but to follow the seniors and bang their heads on the table, feeling extremely confused.

The elder sister is just a little prettier, is it necessary to be so happy?

Christasa happily walked over to Catherine and sat down next to her, continuing to watch the sorting process.

"Vitaly Hilliacres!" Professor McGonagall noted again: "Miss Hilliacres is a fourth-year transfer student from Beauxbatons."

A graceful girl stood aside. She was from a country rich in baguettes. She wore a small dark green beret on her short black hair and a pair of bright, deep blue eyes. The coquettishness and the aloofness in her eyes were contradictory, but it did not look out of place on her.

Louis saw that it was a black rose with thorns.

She walked gracefully to Professor McGonagall, and before the hat touched her head, she shouted Slytherin.

Vitaly looked around, her plump lips curled into an elusive smile, and she walked slowly to Louis with a cat-like step.

"Hello, is anyone sitting here?"

(End of this chapter)