I'm the king of the roll at Hogwarts

Chapter 107 The soul leaves the body!

Louis ran very fast, faster than any Western reporter.

He didn't want Catherine to know about his embarrassing childhood.

As soon as I went out, I was told that my aunt had made an appointment with me yesterday to have a simple meal together today and to visit my nephew's girlfriend.

To check it belongs to yes.

I guess what Aunt Liz meant was that her two sons had already been ruined, and her eldest nephew must not be ruined any more.

Since he had nothing to do anyway, Louis planned to tease Voldemort for fun.

He returned to the bedroom and asked Christasa to bring him some pen and ink, and told her not to leave in a hurry, but to lock the door carefully and help him first.

He never does anything that he is not sure of.

After everything was ready, he took out the diary and carefully looked at the rough outer packaging. There were gold-plated words printed on the cover.

"Tom Marvolo Riddle."

Louis shrugged, opened the diary and dropped two drops of ink on it.

Just like in the movies, the ink drops left two ink marks on the paper of the notebook, and then the color gradually faded until it disappeared.

Well, it absorbs water very well and doesn't leak at all.

Soft and caring.

Louis wrote the two words "Little Nurse" in his notebook, thought for a moment, and then wrote "Space7".

He suppressed the urge to write another "Sophie" and put the pen aside.

This is more or less the best interpretation of the most applicable functions of this notebook.

Soon these three words disappeared, replaced by a small question mark.

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"Very mysterious." Louis wrote in his notebook: "Hello? Are you there?"

Louis's Hengshui style slowly disappeared, replaced by a line of cursive characters.

"Hello, may I know your name?"

Louis couldn't help but write the classic lines of the old rogue Richard.

"Hello, my name is Mourinho."

"Mourinho? Am I in the Iberian Peninsula now?"

This name that sounds like "two big teeth" obviously made the diary's thoughts pause for a moment.

"Oh, sorry, I was just joking. Hello, Mr. Diary, my name is Harry Potter."

Anyway, Louis had no intention of revealing his real name.

The diary was obviously silent for a long time, and just when Louis thought it had crashed, a line of text suddenly appeared in the notebook.

"Hello, Harry Potter, my name is Tom Riddle."

"Tom Marvolo Riddle?" Louis wrote.

"Yes, how do you know my name?"

"Obviously, Mr. Diary, there is gold-plated text on your cover." Louis paused for a moment and added, "Why do I feel that your IQ is not very high?"

The diary responded quickly: "Actually, I am very smart, but it has been so long that I have forgotten it."

"Let's be friends. I can teach you a lot of interesting things that you can't imagine." The diary was patient and persuasive, just like Brother Jie who cheated Wei.

“Timeo danaos et dona ferentes.”

Louis wrote a string of Latin in his diary.

I couldn't figure out how to keep my diary organized, and after a long while I slowly typed out a question mark.

"If someone is too nice to you for no reason, he is either a traitor or a thief." Louis wrote down another string of Chinese characters.

"Please write something I can understand, thank you."

The diary's mentality is a little broken.

"Look, you don't even know these two languages, and you still dare to call yourself smart?" Louis began to mock: "I, Harry Potter, hate stupid people the most."

"Write another one! I'm sure I know it!" The diary was betting that Louis didn't know so many languages ​​he didn't know.

"Selama ashal'anore!"

This time it was changed to the official language of Quel'Thalas.

"ml wrrrrmalwg wlaam?"

After writing this string of fishman language, the diary was completely broken.

"You're making up nonsense words! Damn it! This isn't something that should be done between friends!"

"This sentence is the language of the murlocs, and it means that you are hiding something." Louis' hands were very fast and he explained to him what a murloc is.

I also wrote him a concise 20-minute tutorial on the fishman language.

If the diary were to reveal its true form, it would be filled with circles within circles.

He has now begun to doubt whether this fish-man language really exists.

"Knowing multiple languages ​​is not a necessary and sufficient condition for being smart." The diary began to make amends for itself: "Perhaps, I will teach you powerful magic to give you unparalleled power and defeat enemies that you cannot defeat!"

"It's unnecessary and superfluous," Lewis wrote. "Ever heard of Voldemort?"

The diary was stunned for a moment, but still wrote: "Yeah, I've heard of it."

"When I was one year old, I, Harry Potter, was able to kill this Lord Gate. Now you say you want to teach me powerful magic?" Louis paused, rubbed his sore wrist and continued writing: "Look at that Voldemort. He and his Death Eaters are like a bunch of idiots. I, Harry Potter, am waiting for him in Hogwarts. If he dares to come, I'll pull his nose off."

The diary was down for a long time, and in the end, nothing was written.

After a long while, he finally said, "Well, you win."

"Why didn't you admit it earlier?" Louis wrote in his diary.

"I think there's no need for us to beat around the bush. You're not Harry Potter at all. Who are you?"

The diary still discovered Louis' true identity.

"Your wisdom could light up a bathroom," Louis wrote in his journal, quickly adding at the end: "And it's a girls' bathroom."

The notebook shut up, obviously pissed off by Louis.

Louis found it boring and closed the notebook and threw it to Christasa.

That's it?

At around four o'clock in the afternoon, Louis and his family of three drove to Windsor Castle.

Diana didn't go. She and her cousin Charlie now hate each other. Charlie thinks she doesn't understand him enough and can't be a good vase, while Diana thinks he is a scumbag.

Old Louis was very pleased with Catherine, especially her ambition. He always thought his grandson was too honest and dutiful, and now that he had a good wife, he would definitely get rid of his lazy attitude. When he got off the car, Cousin Charlie was already waiting at the gate.

This is also out of respect for his elders. He especially respects old Louis and often tells people that old Louis is his honorary grandfather.

After hugging and greeting old Louis, the prince who broke the Guinness World Record hugged Louis again.

"Oh, my little Louis, you seem to have grown taller. You are taller than my waist now."

“Hey, just wait…” Louis gritted his teeth and said, “Sooner or later, I will surpass you!”

"Hahaha, I hope that day will come. I hope you can only grow to the height of my chest." The cousin teased Louis with a giggle.

"Hmph... don't be too happy too soon. I wish you to be the crown prince for seventy years!" Louis gritted his teeth and cursed his good cousin.

My cousin was stunned for a moment, then he reacted and said with a smile: "Oh, that's great." His face was filled with a genuine smile: "Who would still have a mother when they are 70 or 80 years old? This is really a happy thing."

Louis: …

Wrong, I forgot this guy is a mama's boy.

Then the cousin realized that what he said was inappropriate, and quickly explained: "Sorry, Louis, I didn't mean that..."

"If you don't explain, it doesn't seem like you mean that." Louis squinted at his good cousin.

“Hahaha…” The cousin laughed a little awkwardly. In order to dispel the awkward atmosphere, he looked at Catherine beside him and said, “This must be your girlfriend, right? Would you like to introduce her to me?”

"Hello, Your Highness." Catherine saluted like a lady, neither humble nor arrogant: "I am Catherine Worley, Little Deer...Louis' girlfriend."

"Don't be so polite, Catherine, you can call me Charlie." Cousin Charlie is indeed a veteran in the world of romance, and he is so familiar with women.

He held Catherine's hand with great discretion, only touching her fingertips lightly before separating.

Although he was ill, he was not a copper refiner like his brother.

"Have you washed your hands, my dear cousin?" Louis tutted his mouth: "I can see the greasy spot on the back of Catherine's hand..."

"Maybe it's someone's saliva." The cousin shrugged, his tongue just as sharp as Louis'.

"Okay, Charlie, are we really going to stand here all day?" Grandpa finally couldn't stand it anymore, and he wanted to find a place to take a nap.

The elderly have a strong addiction to sleep.

The cousin then realized that he couldn't let his grandfather stand there for too long, so he led everyone into the castle with a smile.

After entering the castle, Louis suddenly felt his hand tighten.

Originally he had been holding Catherine's hand, but this time Catherine added a bit of strength, obviously a little nervous.

It would be strange if I wasn't nervous. Who among the average people has ever experienced such a situation?

"Louis! My dear baby!"

An exaggerated voice sounded, and without asking, Louise knew it was cousin Anne. She felt her body lighten, and the whole world began to spin.

It was my cousin's tornado that destroyed the parking lot.

"Okay, Annie, put Louis down. The kid is almost dying."

It was Uncle Phil who saved the day at the critical moment.

The cousin then put Louis down and looked at his circled eyes, unable to help giggling.

"Thank you, Uncle Phil, you saved my life." Louis said breathlessly.

The love of his cousin was so overwhelming and deep that Louis was silent and stranded but couldn't come back to his senses.

"You've been learning juggling in Scotland and never come back. Your aunt misses you so much." Uncle Phil is always the type who talks without restraint: "I don't know what's so fascinating about juggling that you're obsessed with it."

"Dad!" Annie slapped her big-mouthed father in annoyance.

Since it was a family dinner, it was quite casual and there were not so many formalities. The aunt did not stay in the living room, but waited for Louis and Catherine in the study. After seeing Louis and asking about his well-being, she took Catherine and talked cordially.

She still liked Catherine very much. Louis wrote many letters to praise Catherine to her aunt, so under Louis' influence, her aunt still had a good impression of Catherine.

Seeing Catherine, she seemed to see herself in a trance, the years of war, the age of passion, and the girlhood of driving trucks and Stukas...

At this time, a maid came over, handed a board to my aunt, and asked respectfully: "Your Majesty, this is the dish prepared by the kitchen today, please take a look."

The aunt picked a few that she liked and handed the board to Catherine: "You can pick a few too."

Catherine took it as she was told and glanced at the menu. She didn't understand French, so she just picked a few that she liked and handed them back to the maid, who bowed and left.

After chatting for a while, it was time for dinner, and my aunt took Catherine to the restaurant.

The restaurant is in typical Baroque style. The gorgeous crystal chandeliers reflect colorful shadows under the light. The servants move around in an orderly manner, spreading a tablecloth with heavy gold embroidery on the huge square table, and then filling it with fruits, food and candlesticks.

Catherine was guided by the maid to sit down on the right side of her aunt - this time was different from the Malfoy family, the guest of honor was Catherine, so she had to sit on the right side of the host. She observed others calmly, and then imitated them to spread the white towel on their legs.

A bell rang, and the chef came in with a team of maids pushing a cart and stood beside everyone. The chef lifted the lid on the plate and gently placed the meal in front of her aunt. Then the maids served the dishes to everyone in unison. Catherine found that the dishes in front of her were all the ones she had chosen before, and even the slightly larger food had already been cut into even bite-sized pieces.

After serving the dishes, the head chef led the maids away swiftly, and the servants immediately poured wine and drinks for them.

Looking at the dazzling array of tableware in front of her, Catherine panicked for the first time in her life. She looked at her aunt for help and whispered, "Your Majesty...Aunt Liz, you know, I have never attended a banquet like this. These etiquettes...I really don't understand them."

"Actually, I have a secret to share with you." Aunt smiled and winked at Catherine, then grabbed the stem of the goblet and took a generous sip of wine. "You know I've been living here, but I still don't quite understand the etiquette in this area."

She put down the goblet, took Catherine's hand and patted it gently.

My aunt’s smile is kind and relaxing.

"So you don't have to be too reserved. Just knowing how to use a knife and fork is enough... Tell the servants what you want to eat, and they will prepare it for you."

After being comforted by her aunt, Catherine felt relieved, but she didn't completely relax. It was always right to be cautious.

After leaving the restaurant, Catherine grabbed Louis. She had a question in her mind since just now.

"Little Deer, why isn't anyone eating the food in the middle of the table?"

"Oh, those..." Louis touched his nose awkwardly, "Those are for viewing, not for eating." To be honest, as a Seris soul, he actually couldn't stand such extravagant and wasteful behavior, but this was the table etiquette of the nobility, and he couldn't do anything about it.

That’s right, I, Louis, only have eight sets of regular clothes for all four seasons. I can’t stand these luxurious things!

"Hey, Louis." A disgusting voice sounded from behind them. Turning around, it was their second cousin Andy.

Louis was disgusted with him, really, if he hadn't considered his uncle and aunt's face, he would have definitely taught him a lesson.

"Are you in such a hurry to take your girlfriend back? Why don't you have a drink with your dear cousin?" Although Andy was talking to Louis, his eyes were staring at Catherine with ill intentions.

"Don't bother me, cousin. I have something else to do. Please go ahead." Louis bowed politely, but there was a barely perceptible stern look in his eyes.

"Okay, okay, if you have time, you must bring your girlfriend to have a drink with me." Andy said casually, "I'll treat you."

After saying this, he looked deeply at Catherine and turned away.

However, the moment he turned around, he heard Louis say something, a word whose meaning he did not understand, and then he was in a trance, as if he had fallen into a paradise of happiness.

"Imperio! (Imperiod)"

Some names will sound awkward when written out, so they can be replaced with names for elders or nicknames.
I would like to apologize to everyone.

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(End of this chapter)