I'm the king of the roll at Hogwarts

Chapter 106: Louis, the True Man

Let’s put the issue of having children aside for now. After all, they are both relatively young and this kind of thing can only remain in their imagination.

But Catherine had already thought of the names of the children...

After running around Diagon Alley for an afternoon, everyone was a little hungry. With Aunt Molly's help, a table of food was quickly and neatly served.

For the first time ever, Catherine went into the kitchen to help. Aunt Molly didn't treat her as an outsider, so she kept her to help prepare dinner. One more person meant more strength.

Seeing Catherine moving around in the kitchen, the four Weasley brothers were stunned.

"Oh my God, what did I see? The Queen of Slytherin can cook? Oh my god..." Fred exclaimed in amazement, his jaw almost dropping to the ground.

"You read that right, damn... I hope her cooking skills are as good as her magic skills." George crossed himself: "Merlin's iron pants, my god..."

"You two should keep quiet." Percy pulled his head out of the book "How Prefects Gain Power", "If you don't want to be hung up for dinner."

The twins instantly shut up and switched their output to Percy.

"Hogwarts Prefects and What They Did When They Left School," George read aloud from the back of the book.

"That sounds pretty good." Fred smiled like Crayon Shin-chan: "It seems that you really are a power animal, Percy."

"Hey... Dad, look at them!" Percy complained to his father about the twins' behavior, gritting his teeth: "If you don't take care of them, they will become lawless!"

Arthur hid his face behind The Quibbler, and as he read it he muttered to himself that Mr. Lovegood was doing a good job lately.

He is well aware of the truth that "If you are not stupid or deaf, you should not be a father-in-law."

Louis suddenly interrupted: “I think, with your current condition, even if you get power, you will find it difficult to grasp it.”

Percy looked at Louis in confusion. He did not look down on him because of his age. Instead, he asked very humbly, "Is there anything you can teach me, Louis? I am really stupid sometimes."

"Look." Louis stretched out a finger and shook it, turning his head and shouting: "Aunt Molly! Fred and George want to tear Lockhart's book into a paper toad..."

Before he could finish his words, two spatulas flew out from the kitchen and accurately hit George and Fred on the buttocks as they tried to run away.

"I will not allow you to harm books that I have paid for! Especially those written by Mr. Lockhart! Arthur -! Give them a good beating!"

A lioness' roar came from the kitchen, and everyone was frightened.

"Look." Louis shrugged, with a "Percy did you learn that?" expression.

Percy perked up instantly.

"First of all, you found the wrong person who is truly the head of this family." Louis smiled and reviewed the situation for Percy: "Uncle Arthur is obviously a broad-minded and soft-hearted person. How could he have the heart to punish any of you?"

"Besides, Uncle Arthur was concerned about the relationship between Muggles and wizards, so he entrusted all the household affairs to Aunt Molly. You failed to find the key to the problem, which is why you have been teased and unable to punish them."

This statement was flawless and even praised Arthur in a subtle way.

"Look, let me put myself in your shoes and give you an example. If you and Ron are colleagues in the Ministry of Magic, and you don't want Ron to be appointed as the person in charge of the action to ban dark magic items, what should you do?" Louis asked with his arms crossed.

Ron heard his name and came over with Harry.

"Would I... say bad things about him?" Percy said hesitantly.

"No." Louis shook his finger and said with a smile: "If it were me, I would go behind him and then say bad things."

"Huh? How do we get around it?" Ron interrupted.

"If you want to get behind someone, you have to become his friend first." Louis patted Ron and said, "You can't say bad things directly. After all, you don't want to leave an impression of being a bad-mouther in front of your boss, right?"

"So, you need to praise him first, think about what reasons you want to use to oppose him being in charge of banning the dark arts, and then find some advantages that make him unsuitable for this job."

"advantage?"

Louis knocked on the table and listed a lot of Ron's advantages, such as being honest, simple, and reliable. Just when Percy was thinking, "Oh my god, Ron is so outstanding," Louis suddenly made a turn.

"But, can Ron, such a simple and honest man, really deal with those cunning dark wizards? Oh, of course I am not questioning his ability, I am just concerned about him as a friend."

Ron and Harry looked as if they were ducks hearing thunder, but Percy's eyes lit up.

Louis' words were like a bolt of enlightenment to him, instantly opening up his Ren and Du meridians.

"That's why I said that it's easier to stab someone in the back. If there's really no way around it, there's another way, such as...slandering him."

"For example, they say he's lustful... well, anyway, they just find some small flaws he really has and magnify them infinitely, and then they make up some gossip that people love to hear about that he can't defend himself. You see, there are so many ways to do this, and they all use it in a clever way, Percy..."

In fact, this trick has been successfully used by people throughout history, and the most useful one is to slander others for having promiscuous relationships.

There are too many examples to list them all.

Don't learn this, I'm just saying it for fun. Don't use it in your life, Louis warned in his heart.

Then again, if Yue Wumu knew that you were using his words like this, he would probably use the Liquan Spear to poke dozens of transparent holes in this kid.

Uncle Arthur coughed twice awkwardly and said faintly, "Louis, you are really going to teach my child bad things..."

Louis said with a grin, "Look at what you said. I just gave you some pointers. When you are hesitant at the crossroads of life, you always need someone to kick you in the ass, right?"

Arthur:......

Percy didn't think there was anything wrong with it. This was all valuable "political wisdom".

Now his admiration for Louis can be said to be spontaneous and from the bottom of his heart. As for Penelope's unhappy things, he had long forgotten them.

Percy wanted to ask more questions, but Aunt Molly and Catherine had already prepared dinner in the kitchen.

The food Mrs. Weasley cooked was delicious. Even though it was a little simple, it was good enough to go with rice and had the flavor of my mother's food.

Louis ate three loaves of bread and a large plate of potato stew with great vigor. At the end of the meal, he even stepped on a stool to snatch the bread from Ron.

Catherine looked at Louis in amazement. Ever since she had known Louis, even when the two of them were having dinner in private, he had always remained reserved and elegant, as if he was the embodiment of etiquette.

But today, Louis seemed to have completely thrown those red tapes behind him. Seeing him standing on the stool, Catherine actually felt a little sour.

It wasn't the sour taste of eating, but the sourness that she still didn't know him well enough. Aunt Molly was very happy and kept saying that Emma had such a good appetite back then.

That night, at Aunt Molly's invitation, the two chose to stay overnight.

"Catherine and I can just live in the same room..."

Before Louis could finish his words, he was interrupted fiercely by Molly.

"Don't even think about it! You two are so young and you haven't even gotten married yet. You are not allowed to live together! Catherine, go sleep with Ginny... Louis, go and squeeze in with Harry and Ron."

Louis could only glance at the snickering Catherine with resentment, and reluctantly went upstairs with the two brothers Ron and Harry.

The next morning, Louis felt a little breathless and suffocated. When he looked up, he saw that Harry and Ron were sleeping sideways. Harry had his legs on his chest, and Ron was even worse. He was almost sleeping sideways, with one foot on Harry's face and the other hand punching Louis...

No wonder I feel so stressed and depressed…

After breakfast, Louis and Katherine left the Burrow via Floo.

Harry didn't follow because Ron was so bored and begged Harry not to leave - after all, if Harry stayed at home, he could go to the fields with him to chase goblins, which was a boring job and would be difficult to do without Harry by his side.

So Louis planned to send the luggage to Harry via Floo.

However, first he had to connect the fireplaces of his three manors, a castle and two villas to the Floo network system.

It's just a small industry, not worth mentioning.

Solanlian still went to work, and Louis could only pack Catherine's luggage and take his girlfriend home.

There is also a red dragon maid and a promoted fortress owl deacon.

On the way, Catherine finally asked the question that she had been holding back all night and morning.

"Why... were you so... um, comfortable when you were having dinner at the Weasleys'?" Catherine hesitated for a moment: "Could it be that this is your nature, Mr. Fawn? Um... why have you never been so natural when you are with me?"

"Isn't it natural for you and I to be together?" Louis said, his little hand climbing up Catherine's thigh.

I pinched it twice.

It is indeed very natural, exposing the true nature of masculinity.

"No, I just don't know which one is the real you..." Catherine was obviously confused.

Christasa, who had been reading a book nearby, suddenly interrupted and said, "Maybe both. I mean, it's possible that he has two faces..."

Louis slowly turned his gaze to Christasa, who wailed and fell silent.

"Okay, little deer, stop scaring her." Catherine quickly turned Louis' head over.

"How could a weak, kind and cute little deer like me scare a dragon?" Louis said, kicking Christasza's calf: "Don't you think so?"

Christasa didn't dare to respond at all. She held the book in front of her face like an ostrich, regretting in her heart why she didn't control her mouth just now.

A little trick to commit suicide every day.

Since Catherine's owl had sent a message to Diana in advance, the carriage pulled by the five elemental fat men did not cause any panic. However, there were quite a few shocks. Hundreds of servants in the manor gathered at the windows of each room, watching the little duke's new carriage.

Liking to watch is a habit shared by all human beings, not just limited to a certain ethnic group.

As soon as Louis got out of the car, he saw Diana waiting for him at the door.

"Where is your little girlfriend?" This was Diana's first words. She looked at Louis with a teasing look, as if she was teasing her little brother for growing up.

Then she saw two girls coming out of the carriage.

"Hello." Diana smiled gently: "I am Louis's sister Diana, you should be his girlfriend Catherine, she is really beautiful."

Catherine fell in love with this gentle and generous woman almost instantly.

"Thank you, sister." Catherine happily accepted the compliment.

In fact, Diana didn't know what Catherine looked like, and Louis hadn't even shown her a photo. But she was able to judge which one was Catherine based on some small details that Louis had revealed intentionally or unintentionally.

After all, Christasa was still immersed in Louis's eyes just now, and her expression was dazed. But Catherine was completely the opposite of her. Her very high-spirited and confident temperament shone like a light in the dark night, and her emerald eyes burned with undisguised ambition.

Just like the great emperor of Tsarist Russia who had the same name as her.

Well, Catherine is the Russian name for Catherine, just like Ivan is actually John and Charles is Charles in French.

So, Catherine's nickname can also be Katyusha...

After greeting Christasa gently and politely, Diana took Catherine into the house, leaving Louis alone with his face disheveled.

"Go and wake grandpa up. Oh my God, it's almost time for lunch and he hasn't gotten up yet." Diana said this to Louis before leaving.

Louis shrugged, asked Christasa for the diary, and then strolled up to the fourth floor to lift his grandfather's quilt.

Good grandson, filial piety.

I wanted to ask the servants for the key to Grandpa's room, but everyone I asked looked embarrassed. After all, the old man was grumpy when he woke up. If I gave the key to Louis, Louis, the old man's grandson, might just get a couple of beatings, but they would be miserable. What if they lost their jobs? Such an easy and high-paying job is not easy to find...

In desperation, Louis had to use the Alaho hole to open his grandfather's room.

Oh my goodness, after opening the door, he even felt that it was dark.

The curtains are too thick and completely block out the sunlight.

He went over and drew open the thick curtains. The sunlight seemed to take revenge on the curtains' blocking the view and illuminated the house brightly.

"Turn off the lights, damn it... Who let you in?" The old man's muffled voice rang out.

"It's me, grandpa, I didn't turn on the light, it's the sun." Louis laughed, very naughty and very tight-lipped.

"Then use your monkey tricks to put out the sun!" The old man turned over and issued an ultimatum: "Get out of this room right now, or I will tell your little girlfriend all the embarrassing stories of your childhood!"

(End of this chapter)