Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 163 Gao Yanei Completely Crazy

Although Gao Yanei's small physique is full of wine and lust, although he has a large dose of Wushi Powder, his background is too poor after all, Li Shishi's two mouths directly knocked him to the ground.

Li's mother was stunned, and then called out to Tianqu: "Oh my god, Shishi, how can you beat someone?"

Li Shishi's face was red, his whole body was dry and hot, his mind was vague, like a dream, and he felt that there was nothing unspeakable in his chest, and there was nothing that could not be done in the world. He only felt that after living such a big life, it was the first time he faced his heart directly, without restraint, So uncomfortable!
Hearing Mama Li's question, she squinted at her, and said tauntingly, "What? I'm afraid I hurt someone and ask you to pay for it? Over the years, Jinshan Yinhai has also earned it back for you, what are you talking about with my old lady!"

He looked down and saw that Gao Yanei was about to get up, he pulled his skirt with both hands, and kicked Gao Yanei on the weak side, making Gao Yanei roll over and over again, but he was so happy that he clapped his hands and laughed.

Cao Cao looked on coldly and thought to himself: I made a mistake.If it hadn't happened that the emperor had come, depending on Gao Yanei himself, I'm afraid he really didn't have the ability to "make a big fuss".

Li Shishi smiled for a while, only to feel that her clothes were extremely restrictive, which made her breathless. She reached out and grabbed the collar, and pulled it hard, revealing a large piece of white skin with carmine on her chest, which made her feel comfortable and transparent. He breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly felt that someone was looking at him, turned his head, saw Cao Cao, and pointed out——

"You man, you do a good job in Ci. But the man's Ci text is very good, and it is not a real skill! Hmph, if the soldiers from the Liao Kingdom and Xixia come here, and if there are no brave fighters on the frontier, you Can a person who only knows how to recite poems and write lyrics drive away the enemy?"

Mother Li felt that the world was falling apart. Who would have thought that Li Shishi, the most respected generation of oiran, actually felt that those rude Qiu Ba had "true skills" than these poets and essays. !
He hurriedly begged Cao Cao: "Mr. Song, my teacher is afraid that he may be ill. Such nonsense must not be spread."

Cao Cao patted her hand gently: "Don't worry, Miss Shishi's words won my heart."

Before the words were finished, a handsome middle-aged man suddenly appeared from the back hall, about 35 or , dressed in white, with a gentle smile on his face: "Master, why don't you..." I glanced at the room In the middle of the situation, his face immediately turned cold, he snorted heavily, and turned his head to leave.

Cao Cao said indifferently: "Officials, since you are here, how can you leave?"

The official's footsteps stopped, and his face became even more cold. Behind him, two strong little yellow men shouted loudly: "Where is the madman? Since you know that the Holy Majesty is coming, why don't you see him?"

Cao Cao smiled slightly, and was about to speak, when Gao Yanei suddenly got up and shouted, "Why do you want to see me? This must not be the Golden Luan Palace! When everyone comes to the courtyard, they all come to look at the cousin, who is more noble than the other."

Hearing this, the official narrowed his eyes slightly, looked him up and down, nodded and said, "What is your name?"

Gao Ya Nei slapped the pork ribs on the chest, and spit out three feet of saliva: "The big man will change his name and sit down, and he will be the master! How do you treat me?"

When the official heard the words, he laughed instead of anger: "Hehe, so you are a famous Gao Yameni. Judging by your appearance, you have drunk a lot. Go, I will talk to your father about it."

Gao Yanei raised his head and laughed three times, with red eyes, he stared fiercely at the official: "Thanks to you last time, I couldn't get out of bed for three months because of the beating, and this time you want to sue? You can only play tricks, you What a good guy this guy is!"

After saying that, he parted his legs, lowered his body slightly, set up a door and shouted: "If you are a man, come and jump with me!"

In the Bianjing area, sumo wrestling is popular, and there are many people who perform sumo on the streets of Wasi every day. Therefore, many Bianjing people can perform three moves and two styles.

Seeing that Gao Yanei actually wanted to fight the emperor, Mama Li almost died of shock, and cried out in tears: "The officials, the women are wronged, these two people came to my house drunk, messed around, and only asked the officials to decide. "

At a critical moment, Cao Cao, who only wanted to get rid of his own relationship and make her spring up, didn't care about it, and sold it together with Gao Yanei.

Who knows that Li Shishi was annoyed at the side, stared at a pair of beautiful eyes, and shouted: "You mother-in-law, why are you talking so nonsense? It is clear that you are courteous to invite me into my house when the matter is imminent. You are wronged again, you really have no integrity!"

When Cao Cao heard it, his eyes flickered, and he took a deep look at Li Shishi: Unexpectedly, this prostitute has such a strong and chivalrous side!
Li's mother was exposed by her own people, and she was done thinking, I committed the crime of deceiving the emperor, what can I do?The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, he rolled his eyes and fainted.

Gao Yanei looked at Li Shishi, and said with a smile: "Interesting and interesting! You are a cousin, and you also learn how others say integrity, isn't it ridiculous?"

Li Shishi was furious when he heard this: "What's the matter with the cousin! There are right and wrong in the heart of the cousin. Like you, who are too old, take advantage of the power of a treacherous minister, do evil and do evil, and don't know how many souls are in your hands. Today, as a cousin, I will replace you." Heaven's way, I've taken care of you!" After saying that, he pulled up the hem of his skirt and kicked it away.

Gao Yanei turned around to hide, but he was kicked crookedly by her, and he fell sideways, with garlic on his feet, and by coincidence, he just fell into Zhao Guan's arms.

Zhao Guanjia frowned, and pushed with both hands, Gao Yanei got his push, but took advantage of the situation to stand still, seeing the disgust on the official's face, his heart was furious, and he cursed: "Everyone is a stalker, but you dare to push the master! "Splitting the face with a mouth, the emperor's eyes were full of gold stars.

Cao Cao laughed loudly, clapped his hands and said, "Good brother! Make up one more."

Gao Yanei is crazy at the moment, what does he care about?With a strange laugh, he pulled his mouth away with his backhand, but the little yellow door behind him came to his senses and quickly stretched out his hand to hold him back.

Unexpectedly, this Gao Ya Nei, although he doesn't know martial arts, his father is famous for his Cuju skills, but he has put in a lot of kung fu, his hands are blocked, his feet kick without thinking, this kick is fast and subtle, who can guard against it?Just hearing the official's "oh oh oh" sound, the dragon egg has been severely injured.

When the two little Huangmen met, they were angry and impatient. They were able to meet the beauties privately with the officials, which was a very respectable job. Who would have thought that if they returned to the palace this time, they would not be killed with a stick?

Frightened and angry, one fist punched Gao Yanei's face, and the other kicked Gao Yanei flying two feet away. When he was in the air, blood spurted wildly, fell to the ground and rolled several times. Immediately passed out.

A little yellow door pointed at Cao Cao and said sharply: "You unreasonable man, if you instigate this person to assassinate, you will definitely end up with a thousand swords!" The two of them were worried about the safety of the emperor, and they did not dare to take Cao Cao. He set it up, turned his head and was about to leave, but when he turned around, he saw a row of men standing at the entrance of the back hall at some point, one by one with their arms folded or their heads turned sideways, looking at the three of them with unfriendly expressions.

It was Wu Song and the others, who heard the fight, went around to the courtyard from the side, blocking the emperor's retreat.

A small yellow door exclaimed in surprise: "You, you troublemakers, what do you intend to do to block the holy car?"

Li Kui stared wide-eyed, looked at the emperor up and down, and said with wonder: "So this is the emperor, this guy was actually beaten by Gao Yanei, it can be seen that he is a useless person, how can he be the emperor?"

Hearing these words, Xiao Huangmen felt his liver and gallbladder split. Among the Huangmen in the palace, these two were also famous for their force. The two looked at each other, and rushed forward at the same time, punching and kicking, the wind was loud, It is about to open a way out, so as to protect the holy car and escape.

There are different teachings: don't pay attention to articles and martial arts, and the heroine bows herself in the fireworks.Huma ruled the north of the frontier fortress, and Hao'er was named Huamen East.

(End of this chapter)