Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 162 Hehe Power Five Stone Powder

To say that when the emperor came to Li Shishi's house, Gao Qiu led the way.

For this point, Li Shishi is absolutely unwilling to hate Gao Qiu.

The last time Gao Yanei was beaten, one was that he was indeed vulgar and his speech was too stinky, and the other was that Gao Qi was a way to show his loyalty to the emperor.

But Li Shishi is not a superficial woman, so she naturally knows the principle of "the color of the person is weak and the love is relaxed", not to mention the emperor's so-called doting on her, I am afraid that the vulgar taste of "a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as a peep" is more serious.

She has been with the emperor for several years. Compared with the popular oirans, she is really not young. She can't say when the emperor will have a new love. Fear is unbearable.

So don't look at Li Shishi and Li's mother being too arrogant, in fact, Gao Yanei is willing to reconcile, and they are willing from the bottom of their hearts.

The two daughters met each other's eyes, and Li's mother smiled and said: "Ah, what a big yamen with a lot of adults, I will make the decision for the master, she must drink with the yamen!"

After saying that, Fei turned to the back, took a jug, four wine glasses, put them on a tray, and said: "The slave family and the Song officials hit it off right away, and they are considered to be blessed by the yamen. This glass of wine can't be done. Just the two of you to drink."

Gao Ya Nei smiled sinisterly, poured two glasses of wine first and said: "Since you say that, how can you show sincerity if you don't have a drink with my elder brother?"

While talking, he glanced at Cao Cao, Cao Cao understood, this is to make himself attract attention, he is easy to prescribe!
He looked at Li's mother and said with a smile: "Brother Hugh said that, I'm afraid that my sister won't show her face, but my brother will lose face."

When Li's mother met his eyes, she suddenly blushed, her heart beat faster, and she said to herself, "That's all! I haven't been in business for ten years, so I'm just a baby."

Li Shishi was also dumbfounded: "What kind of magical power does this short man have? My mother, who has never seen anything in the world, how can she feel spring?"

Seeing that the three of them didn't look at him, Gao Yanei was secretly happy, the small bottle hidden in the palm of his left hand shook and shook, he panicked and poured the whole bottle of medicine powder into two cups, half of it Then he picked up the wine pot and filled it to % full. When he saw that the medicine powder had floated onto the wine, he was horrified. He hurriedly took a glass with each hand, and swished the wine glass pretending to be frivolous: "Haha, Ms. Li is shy." ?In that case, Miss Shishi and I will give you a sample?"

Mother Li blushed, stretched out her arms shyly, and really had a cup with Cao Cao. Gao Yanei looked at the wine glass in her hand, and let out a long breath: the two glasses of wine swirled like a swirl, and at least the powder was rolled up. into the wine.

Taking advantage of the non-stop swirling of the wine, he quickly handed it to Li Shishi, and said to her: "Miss Shishi, let's have a drink and reconcile as before, how about it?"

Li Shishi was startled, quickly raised his glass and drank it, and said with a smile: "It's a pity that the yamen said it late, Shishi is thirsty, so I'll drink it myself first." I felt that there was some sand in my mouth, and I didn't think about it for a while. It never occurred to Gao Yanei that he would have the guts to drug her.

Gao Ya was overjoyed in his heart, but he pretended to be unhappy, he rolled his eyes and glanced at her and said, "Forget it, good men don't fight with women!" He raised his neck and drank the medicinal wine.

After the four of them drank, they took their seats. A servant girl removed the cups and pots and replaced them with fragrant tea. Madam Li showed off, "My daughter is famous all over the north and south, not only because of her beauty, but also because of her skills, which were taught by my slave family carefully." .Daughter, now that the distinguished guests are here, my mother and daughter will make an ugly show, how about making the officials smile?"

Li Shishi said in surprise: "Ah, it's Shishi, and I haven't heard my mother's singing voice for many years." After that, he called the maid, took an imperial phoenix flute inlaid with beautiful jade, wiped it lightly, and put it on his lips Next, as soon as the air is blown, it sounds like a phoenix singing, the sound is too clear, it is indescribably melodious and melodious.

Cao Cao and Gao Yanei were delighted to listen to it, and Li's mother was also very happy in her heart, secretly praising the daughter who knew what she wanted, so she actually blew this piece of music.

After Li Shishi played the prelude, Li's mother opened her lips and Zhang Yuchi, and there was a curling warbler sound in her throat, but she sang a song "Magpie Bridge Immortal" by Huaihai Layman Qin Shaoyou——

"Xianyun makes a coincidence, flying stars spread hatred, Yin Han is dark and dark. Once the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win but there are countless people in the world.

The tenderness is like water, the good season is like a dream, and I can bear to look at the way back from Queqiao.If the two loves last for a long time, how can they be in the morning and evening. "

Singing to the last line, the scenes blended together, and Mama Li stared at Cao Cao with a pair of red and phoenix eyes without blinking. The four words "朝朝暮暮" were purely breathed, fluttering and flickering, just like a white and tender little hand , like gently scratching on the tip of a person's heart.

Cao Cao was full of praise when he heard it, and clapped his hands and said: "This Xiao is only because it exists in the sky. I have heard this song several times in the world. It's wonderful, wonderful! Hearing this song from my sister and teacher teacher, Song's trip to Bianjing Even if it’s not in vain.”

Although Li's mother couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear, Li Shishi also smiled sweetly, she felt the heat inside her body, and there was an indescribable joy, even when she played the flute just now, she seemed to have reached an unprecedented level in her life.

Gao Yanei applauded again and again, applauding strangely, and his face turned red unnaturally.

Seeing the expressions of the two of them, Cao Cao nodded secretly, and said with a big laugh, "My dear brother, this song of Magpie Bridge Immortal is affectionate and touching. Brother Yu felt something in his heart, and suddenly got a Linjiang Immortal. Today, I would like to sing, can my brother dance with me?"

At this moment, Gao Yanei's Wushi powder is gradually taking effect, his body is hot, and he is about to dance wildly. Hearing this, he nodded hurriedly, and said with a smile: "My brother and I will perform a song and dance, and give back to the two fairies. Wouldn't it be a good story to spread the word?"

Li Shishi did not expect that this rich man's appearance is not amazing, but he has the talent of relying on horses, which is impressive.

She just happened to be emotionally frivolous at this time, and she wanted to use the music to soothe her. Immediately, she played the phoenix flute and played the tune of "Linjiang Fairy". Gao Yanei cheered, stood up, and danced wildly. Little Pili, but at this moment he was able to see his master and his favourite.

Cao Cao tapped lightly, and suddenly spoke, singing——

"Awakening from a big dream and awakening to a Judas dream, in which there is always deep affection. Life is more suave than gold. The spring has never been lost, and the moon is my bosom friend.

In the dream, why don't you get drunk under the flowers, why do you need to pursue the dream.When I am old, I have wine to pour alone: ​​decades of stories, one or two sincerity. "

It seems that such open-minded and beautiful words most touched the feelings of the women in the courtyard, and Cao Cao's singing voice was full of vicissitudes although it was not pleasant to listen to, not only Li's mother, but also Li Shishi couldn't help being a little crazy.

If it ends here, it can be called elegant, but Gao Yanei danced wildly like a monkey, and the effect of the medicine was fully released immediately. He felt that the heat was unbearable, so he tore off his outer shirt with two swishes, and said with a strange smile: "That's a good one." In the dream, I never hesitate to get drunk under the flowers, and today I will get drunk under the flowers of Miss Shishi."

He was about to pounce, when suddenly a servant woman rushed to report: "The official's house has come to the back door through the tunnel!"

Cao Cao was surprised when he heard this. Although he knew that Li Shishi and Zhao Yuannu were good friends with the emperor, he only thought it was the emperor who was fond of playing. I made a tunnel from the palace to catch a glimpse of the chicken!
According to his original intention, he just drugged Gao Ya's inner mind with drugs, and let him make a fuss at Li Shishi's or Zhao Yuannu's house. When he woke up, he would be terrified later, so he could fabricate words to trick him into leaving Beijing to avoid disaster, and took him away. Liangshan.

Unexpectedly, at the moment when Gao Yanei's medicine took effect, the emperor of the Song Dynasty would not die to take a look!
For a moment, my thoughts turned, I thought that Gao Yanei wanted to offend the emperor anyway, since the offence, what's the matter?

Hastily said: "Since the official family has come, we should stay away as we wait for the grassroots. We also invite teachers and teachers to entertain the nobles. Don't bother me and wait, just wait until we meet again."

As he said that, he dragged Gao Yanei and walked outside.

Gao Yanei ate too much Wushi powder. As Fan Rui said, "He is hot all over, his physical strength has improved, he is fluttering like a fairy, and he doesn't know how to respect etiquette." He turned his arms, shook off Cao Cao's hand, rolled his eyes and said "Why are you so courageous? What if the officials come? If it's his family's Jinluan Palace, he is the emperor and I'm a commoner. Let him have three points, but this is a courtyard. He can see it. Can't I take a peek at Gao Yanei?"

After saying that, he strode forward, hugged Li Shishi and wanted to kiss him forcefully.

Don't you know that Li Shishi eats a lot more five stone powder than him, and he is not the only one who "is hot all over, has great physical strength, floats like a fairy, and doesn't know how to respect etiquette"?Seeing Gao Yanei arching his lips for a kiss, she was furious, she pushed Gao Yanei with her left hand, and flipped her right hand, crackling like a series of mouthfuls!

There are different teachings: the five stones are strong and courageous, and the two poems are blown by the jade phoenix.Rise up and force rewards for evil young men, and Hao comes to Yamen to kick dragon eggs.

(End of this chapter)