Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 159 The Heavenly Thunder Rolls Down on the God Sovereign

Shi Xiu was grinning loudly, when suddenly someone sprayed her face with white and sticky apricot cheese, she also took a few drops in her mouth, she was furious and got up abruptly.

Looking angrily, he saw a young man with two drops of apricot cheese hanging from the tip of his nose. On the ground, I jumped up with a painful "ouch".

For some reason, seeing the young man's shy and fearful state, Shi Xiu became angry for no reason, and all his fingers melted, and when he saw the young man's foot hurt from being hit by the porcelain cup, his heart tightened, and he subconsciously called out: "Ah yo , are you not hurt?"

That young man blushed like a burning cloud, stretched out his two small hands and shook wildly: "No, no, no." Turning around and running away, when a slightly older young man next to him hurriedly got up, the previous young man had already arrived At the door, Shi Xiu's eyes followed closely, and he clearly saw his left foot take a quick step, kicking his right heel, falling to the ground, lying on the ground like a pancake, and there was no more movement.

The fall was so real that there was no sound in the store for an instant, and many people stood up in surprise.

The slightly older young man screamed in fright and rushed to help, only to feel a whistling in his ear, and Shi Xiu had already passed by.

Shi Xiu knelt down and stretched out her hand to copy it, she felt that the young man's body was as light as boneless, she felt pity in her heart, she softened her arms, as if there was a rare treasure in front of her, she gently picked him up and held it up When looking in the crook of his arm, the little young man had a red spot on his forehead, and his nose was also red, slowly oozing nosebleeds.

Shi Xiu stretched out her hand and flicked it lightly, found out the skull and the bridge of the nose was fine, knowing that there should be no serious problem, she frowned and said, "Why are you so careless, don't you know how to hold it with your hands?"

As he spoke, he stretched two fingers apart and reached over.

The young man panicked, he thought that Shi Xiu wanted to poke her nostrils for revenge, so he hurriedly covered it with his hands, but just halfway up his hands, Shi Xiu's fingers landed on the nipples on both sides of his nose respectively, as soon as he loosened it Once tightened, press it lightly a few times, and the nosebleed will stop flowing.

The younger generation sniffled, looked up, and saw Shi Xiu's thick eyebrows slightly frowned, a pair of star-like handsome eyes showing concern, a face as heroic as a chiseled knife, but stained with a lot of apricot cheese, funny, but also It seemed a little softer.

"This guy is fierce when he is angry, but he is handsome when he is not angry."

Suddenly a weird thought came to Hou Sheng's mind, and he was ashamed immediately, only felt that Shi Xiu pressed two fingers on his face, it was like two burning coals, his body was almost cooked.

Probably because of extreme shyness, a sliver of courage arose on the contrary, he gritted his teeth, grabbed half of the cuff with his fingers, and wiped the apricot cheese off Shi Xiu's face.

When wiping, the curled fingers inevitably touched Shi Xiu's face. The soft and cool touch made Shi Xiu's body tense, as if she had returned to the scene when she first entered Jiangzhou Yiqing Building, her face turned slightly red up.

Then the young man stared at Shi Xiu with a blushing face, and seeing that his face was also turning red, he felt a hint of complacency: Hmph, you are just like this, everyone is mutual.

The two were looking at each other, when suddenly Li Kui exclaimed in the shop: "Ah, brother, take a look, brother Shi Xiu is holding the young boy, he is looking at him, and he is also looking at him, this, this, this, isn't it?" Like when my wife and I were about to kiss?"

With a bang, the whole room burst into laughter again. The young man in Shi Xiu's arms woke up like a dream. With a cry of surprise, he hurriedly struggled and fell from Shi Xiu's arms. The younger generation stomped his feet, gave Shi Xiu a vicious look, and hurriedly chased her out.

Shi Xiu stood up slowly, and for a moment, she was dazed, just staring at the door curtain in a daze.

Seeing Da Ji, Li Kui jumped up and grabbed his arm and shook it again and again, his face full of worry: "Brother, are you enchanted? Why are you so intimate with a man?"

Shi Xiu was tongue-tied, feeling ashamed: "Yes, a man, why, how..."

Gao Yanei quacked and laughed strangely: "You black servant's eyes are born on the buttocks? This is clearly a woman!"

After hearing this, Shi Xiu suddenly realized: "I don't know how to be so soft, it really is a woman!"

Gao Yanei immediately kicked Li Kui on the ass: "I blame you, the black guy, for doing bad things, otherwise Brother Shi and this little girl, if you touch me and I touch you, there must be love for a concubine, and they will hook up for adultery. She went to see people together, and when the time came, one would say, "Brother, I'm afraid", and the other would say, "Sister, don't be afraid", and find a place where no one is there to shine, wouldn't it be a joy?"

He made a high-pitched voice imitating women, three parts coquettish and seven parts vulgar, Shi Xiu was furious when he heard this, "Nonsense, she is such a person!"

Seeing this, Cao Cao laughed loudly, got up and waved, Shi Xiu hurried past, bowed his head and lowered his head.

Cao Cao whispered a few words to him, slapped Shi Xiu on the arm, Shi Xiu turned her head, looked at the open window next to her, and immediately showed ecstasy: "Thank you brother!"

Cao Cao laughed and said, "My brother, what are you talking about! Let's go and see the murderer!"

While talking, he paid for the bill and bought a bowl the size of a washbasin from the store. It was originally used to hold dried fruits. Now that he bought it, he asked the store to make a large portion of almond tea, put it in the bowl, and hand it over to Li Kui held it and drank it.

Li Kui said happily: "Forget it, my brother still loves me, and I can't bear Tieniu's butt."

A group of people laughed and left the store, and went straight to the square outside the Meridian Gate where the murder was executed, but they saw a high platform in the middle, and the audience was crowded with people.

Wu Song frowned and said, "It's late, it doesn't matter if I wait, but what do you want my brother to think?"

Gao Ya Nei raised his eyebrows: "You just follow closely, and watch this Ya Nei open the way!"

Such a tall man, with Huahua Taisui's spirit in full swing, he laughed strangely, his chin was raised high, his breasts were raised, he waved his domineering arms, and walked straight towards the crowd: "Little Pili, where is my little Pili? Little~Pili~~~~~ Where have you been? Everyone, has anyone seen my little Pili? It is such a small golden monkey, will it hide in your Under the wife's skirt? Don't go... it's done!"

After a group of them stood in the first row, Cao Cao looked back at the aisle that was not closed, and praised sincerely: "Your brother can be called the tiger of the clean street!"

At this time, the governor of Kaifeng government came on horseback, surrounded by hundreds of public servants behind the horse.

After a while, a team of imperial guards arrived, about a thousand people, guarding all around.

Gao Yanei said in a low voice: "It's because I'm afraid that Liangshanbo will come to rob the court. These people are only on the surface. My father personally led more than ten thousand elite soldiers and scattered them around to hide. If Liangshanbo bandits come, tell him to kill them all. "

Then he secretly pointed to a tall building facing the execution ground: "Master Cai's family members are all watching their executions on the third floor. Maybe the officials will secretly watch the fun."

Just as he was talking, hundreds of soldiers came here with a prison cart, and a prisoner was dragged out of it, it was Wang Ying, a dwarf tiger!
This Wang Ying wiped her hair with glue, was dragged to the stage, stripped naked in twos and threes, and tied naked to the pillar, with a terrified expression and tears streaming down her face.

The people below looked at it and commented: "This is Liangshan's second head? Why is it so short?"

"Brother doesn't know something. Although he is short, he is a dwarf tiger god descended from the earth, with a strength of a thousand catties, and a tiger-tooth spear in his hand, weighing one hundred and eight catties. He has thousands of troops and horses, let him rush."

"Fart! If you are so powerful, how can you be caught by officers and soldiers?"

"Brother, I don't know. Although it is the lower realm of the gods, the officials are also immortals with long eyebrows. Gao Qi, the Taiwei of the Palace Commander's Mansion, is the reincarnation of Wu Quxing, who came to protect the Song Dynasty! Last night, Gao Taiwei watched the sky at night. Seeing the tiger evil invading the Emperor Star, he pinched his fingers and calculated that the dwarf tiger god came to Beijing to assassinate the official's house. He hurriedly put on his clothes and held a treasured sword, and fought with the dwarf tiger god for more than a thousand times. He went out on horseback, sacrificed the Taishi seal and ribbon, and the sky thundered for a while, hitting the dwarf tiger god king with samadhi fire from the seven orifices, Gao Taiwei took the opportunity to catch it."

"Why is it about Grand Master Cai?"

"Brother, don't you know? Cai Taishi was originally the reincarnation of the Nine Heavens Yingyuan Thunder Universal Transformation Heavenly Venerable!"

"You're talking nonsense, aren't you?"

"That's all! Brother, do you know who the Nine Heavens Yingyuan Leisheng Puhua Tianzun is? It is the Grand Master Wen Zhong of the Shang Dynasty. He has a name and a surname. Could it be made up by me? The Grand Master was reincarnated as the Grand Master. Such a big game of chess. Don't you understand enough?"

"Ah, that's how it is. If it wasn't for Brother Zun to point the way, how would I know the truth? I think Brother Zun is handsome and extraordinary, but I don't know who he is?"

"I'm ashamed, I'm just a storyteller from the Yuewen Teahouse. Because I love spear skills, my friends in the world love me, and I'm called 'Gunman' next time. Brother, if you are free, come to Yuewen to support the original version!"

"Bah! I wondered who he was, but unexpectedly he came from that place. I heard that most of the eunuchs in the palace came from there. I would advise you to be careful, just tell the story, and don't lose your words. "

Hearing the noise, Cao Cao looked back and saw that the storyteller was tall and tall, with a suave and elegant appearance, with a beautiful beard fluttering under his chin, and there was a song "Ding Feng Bo", which fully expressed his demeanor:

I laughed at Mr. who has no great talent, and is full of loneliness and anger.The ancient celebrities are fascinated and melancholy, and now they are alone waiting for the moon to come.

And send it to the glass of wine.Drunk, I ask you when the lapels will open?The spring breeze is blowing all over the ground and it is chaotic. Don't sigh, and the apricot blossoms are white from the window.

The two looked at each other and smiled, as if they had known each other for a long time.

At this time, only a gong sounded on the stage, Cao Cao turned his head, and saw a prison officer took out a piece of paper from his sleeve, and read Wang Aihu's crimes. Heresy, fooling the people" and so on, a long and eloquent article, sentenced to a sentence.

There are different teachings: cutting and cutting the dwarf tiger, Huahua Taisui golden monkey.Wen Zhong went down to earth with a thunderbolt, and the gunslinger occasionally wandered in the book!

　I was itching for a few hundred words, so this chapter is limited to 2952 words, which is less than words. According to the starting point rules, it should still be a chapter of words~
　　So brothers, don't spray water!
　　
　
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