Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 158
At noon the next day, Gao Yanei came to Cao Cao with a rectangular parcel on his back.

Cao Cao could tell at a glance that, given the size of the package, it was either a waist knife or a saber.He smiled and said, "My dear brother, could it be that Bianjing is not safe because of Wang Xiaohu's incident, and you want to learn martial arts from Brother Wei?"

Gao Yanei rolled his eyes and said: "I want to learn martial arts, there are people who are willing to teach me, why bother my brother?"

As he spoke, he untied the package with great effort, put it heavily on the table, and said with a smile: "Yesterday, I reported the merit, and my father captured the thief that night. It turned out to be the dwarf tiger of Liangshan King. He sold a good deal to Taishi Cai, my father If you are happy, you will reward me!"

His voice was high-pitched, his speech was fast, and he was as excited as a drake following a flock of ducklings, attracting Wu Yong and others.

Seeing a lot of people in Gao Ya Nei, he became more and more excited: "Brothers all know me well, think of me as a majestic Gao Ya Nei, in this Bianliang City, calling the wind and calling the rain, and the wind is unparalleled. What else do I lack? I don't lack anything! Then I thought , why not take the opportunity to help my elder brother ask for a treasure—”

As he spoke, he patted the parcel vigorously and said: "My father has a treasured knife in his possession. If he loves his life, he would never give it to me. But back then there was a criminal and dismissal from the imperial court, Yang Zhi, who killed people in the street. A good family knife was confiscated by the Kaifeng government and fell into my father's hands, so I took advantage of his pleasure and begged for this knife from him, and gave it to my elder brother, it was not in vain for us to get to know each other."

After finishing speaking, he triumphantly opened the bag, but saw a single knife inside, the scabbard handle was plain and unadorned, but it was much wider than ordinary waist knives, and the handle was as thick as a wrist.

Cao Cao looked at it and said: "What a big knife!" He stretched out his hand and took it, no wonder Gao Yanei came panting, it was really heavy.

Hold the sheath with your left hand, hold the handle of the knife with your right hand, and pull it out forcefully, only to hear a loud "buzzing", like a dragon singing and a phoenix singing, looking intently, what a precious sword!On the side is the heavy gold back and silver front, bright and bright to deceive the frost and snow, and just dance with a knife, it is like gold liquid and silver paste pouring out, making people's eyes dazzled and skin cold.

Wu Song and Shixiu all turned their faces and closed their eyes, and blurted out: "Good knife!"

Seeing everyone's amazement, Gao Yanei was even more elated, and said ostentatiously: "This knife has three strong points, the first blows the hair and breaks the hair, the second cuts the copper and chops the iron, the edge does not curl, and the third kills the knife without blood!"

There is no hairless monster here, except for Gao Yanei, there is no one who is ignorant, and you can tell how precious this knife is when you hear it!

It is not difficult to blow hair and cut hair, as long as the cutting edge is sharp enough and thin enough, it can be done;

It is not difficult to cut copper and chop iron without curling the blade, as long as the blade is of good steel and not thin or sharp, it can be done;

But there are very few knives in the world that can achieve these two points at the same time. Extremely sharp is brittle, and firm is difficult to sharpen. call it.

As for the lack of blood on the killing knife, it was because the knife was fast enough to slash without stopping, and the blood did not ooze out.

Wu Song, Shi Xiu, and Mu Hong are the three most skilled in martial arts. They took over and played with them one after another. It was supposed to be a long-handled broadsword, but the long handle was cut off and changed to a single-handed sword."

Wu Yong was shocked and said: "Then Yang Zhi heard that after Tianbo Yang's mansion, his ancestor was Yang Jiye, the Duke of the Golden Sword. Since this sword is a family heirloom, could it be that it was changed from Duke Yang's Golden Sword?"

Mu Hongdao: "It's very possible. After all, except for Old Ling Gong, most of the Yang family will use guns, and instead use single-handed self-defense, which is also reasonable."

When everyone met their eyes, they all knew what each other meant: Poor Yang Zhi, who was determined to restore the lintel of his ancestors, but ended up in the green forest, feeling sad in his heart. Needless to say, if he got back this ancestral golden-backed sword, it would be more or less comforting.

Cao Cao returned the saber to its sheath, solemnly put it away, and said with a smile, "This saber is wonderful! My virtuous brother is indeed a man of great loyalty. Well, while I am happy today, brother Yu will do a little work and invite my virtuous brother to Mr. Li or Mr. Zhao. How about having some fun at Yuan Nu's place?"

Gao Ya Nei was overjoyed when he heard this, but shook his head and said, "Brother is talking in layman's terms again, how can there be any reason to go to my cousin's house at noon? She was an old lonely person who spent the night yesterday, and she didn't know if she had woken up yet. The younger brother came early, first to deliver the knife Second, there is something exciting, please watch it! Didn’t Wang Xiaohu kill Cai Jiu in Jiangzhou? Grand Master Cai wants to avenge his son. Today at : noon, outside the Meridian Gate, Wang Xiaohu was killed alive. This is such a good show It’s rare to see each other once in a few years, and we’ll definitely get a good seat if we set off now.”

Cao Cao was surprised and said: "I often hear people say that I will cut you to pieces by a thousand swords. How many times have you actually seen it? Today, thanks to my brother, I will go to see it. Why is it called a thousand swords? Let's go. Brothers, go and watch together!"

A group of people got up immediately, went out happily, swaggered towards the Meridian Gate, passed a food shop on the way, Gao Yanei stopped and said: "Come on, the almond tea here is very good, I will drink a bowl before going Not too late."

After hearing this, Li Kui said anxiously: "Ah, why do you want to drink tea when you say it looks good? Wouldn't it be good to go to dinner after watching the murderer?"

Gao Ya Nei sneered and said: "At first glance, you are a village bird with no experience. I will teach you a good lesson today: Anyone who watches and kills people must have food in their stomachs, and they must not be full. If you eat, you will be courageous, and those lonely ghosts will not be able to bully you; second, the sliced ​​meat from him will fly, and your stomach will burst open. Will I vomit when I see it? If there is no food in my stomach, I will vomit gall water , it will be extremely uncomfortable. If you eat too much, you will spit a lot, but it smells bad and makes people laugh, so you have to eat, but you can’t be full."

Wu Yong frowned and said, "Once Brother Yanei said it, Xiaosheng was about to vomit."

Gao Yanei laughed strangely and said: "You are useless, you will compare with me who will vomit later, walk away, and eat a bowl of sweet tea to suppress your nausea."

Immediately, I entered the store with my head held high, yelling and urging the store to make ten servings of Eight Treasures Almond Tea.

This store is well-known in Bianjing, and the business is very good. There are more than ten people sitting in the store, and the ten people from Gao Ya Nei came in, and it was full immediately.

But the boss's hands and feet were also extremely fast, he responded to the sound, his hands were busy, and half a stick of incense was not available, ten cups of tea were ready, and they were brought to the table.

This thing, also known as apricot cheese, is made of finely ground almonds, and water, finely ground into a slurry, mixed with rice noodles, boiled with water, stirring constantly, simmered over low heat until thick, and then mixed with fried sesame seeds , walnut kernels, hazelnut kernels, pine nut kernels, and chopped dates, plum meat, longan meat, and preserved figs. If you like to eat sweet, add more dried dates and dried figs. If you like to eat sour, add more dried plums. Meat.

Li Kui ate it for the first time, scooped up a spoonful and licked it, and it satisfied his appetite. He opened his mouth wide, and a cup of hot apricot cheese rolled down his stomach, sour and sweet, soft and hot, and his comfortable eyes narrowed.

He licked his lips, opened his throat and called out: "Boss, your soup is wonderful, but the bowl is too small, feed the birds? And make another ten bowls for the master to quench his thirst."

When the customers in the store saw him being rude, they couldn't help laughing.

Gao Yanei disliked his village and bluffed him: "You still want to eat, but you can't keep up with the people who watch it. I'll leave after a while. I'll leave you here to eat slowly and pay the bill by the way."

Li Kui didn't care if he didn't look at people, he was startled when it came to paying the bill, he jumped up and complained: "You bird yamen, how do you know the sufferings of the people, I Tie Niu works hard on duty, and I only get a few pennies a month." If you want a treat from Tien Niu, you should at least ask for it in advance. When I get the money, I will hide part of it in advance so that I can invite you. Now that it comes out of nowhere, how can I get a penny? "

He is a big man like a ghost, complaining that his wife searched for a penny, who wouldn't laugh?For a while, everyone in the store was laughing, and Gao Yanei was also laughing happily. He had a madness and made fun of Li Kui, saying: "You black man, if you are willing to invite me sincerely, you will not be afraid of running out of money. This shop has always had a rule. When you have no money to pay, stick up your butt, and the boss will kick it, and it will be worth ten Wen."

Li Kui is simple and honest, he thought it was true when he heard it, and said happily: "As expected of the emperor's feet, the shopkeeper is so extravagant! In this case, you all walk away, and leave me here to pay the bill!"

He cheered and shouted: "Boss, I will sell my butt to you today, let you kick thousands of feet, hum, you are not a good man - let's make another bowls first, and pay with your butt for one shot."

When he shouted, all the customers in the store laughed.

There was also a younger young man, white and clean, and handsome, holding a small cup and eating slowly. He had just taken a mouthful of apricot cheese, when he heard that Li Kui was going to "pay with his butt", he made a puff, and his nostrils caught Two streams of apricot cheese were sprayed out, right on Shi Xiu's face.

There are different teachings: the yamen chivalrous gift of a precious sword, and iron buttocks in exchange for cheese are also worthy of pride.There are two lines in the nose that are diligent and precious, and when sprayed off, they can still fix the delicate guests.

(End of this chapter)