Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 1

But it is said that at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, a Yellow Turban Uprising lifted the last veil of shame of the Han Dynasty.

From then on, dragons and snakes rose everywhere, and the lords competed for the deer. After some battles and killings, only three princes remained fighting for hegemony.

which three?Cao Wei in the north, Liu Han in the west, and Sun Wu in the south.

There is a saying: Time is ruthless and the hero grows old, and the fleeting years secretly change the jokes.

In the 25th year of Jian'an, that is, in the year AD, one day in the first month, Cao Cao, Cao Mengde, the founder of the Cao Wei regime, led his army back to Luoyang.

Not long ago, he had just personally conquered Xiangfan, joined forces with Sun Wu to defeat the army of Liu Han's Northern Expedition, and buried the head of his most admired general Guan Yu with the ceremony of the princes.

In this battle, Sun Wu captured Liu Han's Jingzhou, and the two alliances were completely broken. If Liu Han wanted to attack the north again, he could only attack Yongliang from Hanzhong, and it would be difficult to achieve success from then on.

As for Sun Wu, hehe, lack of endowment has never been a cause for concern.Jingzhou in their hands is much more reassuring than Liu Bei's.

On the sickbed, the elderly Cao Cao looked back on his life. He recalled his ambition when he was young. At that time, he wanted to be a county guard, farmer, and educate the people. On the tombstone is engraved "the tomb of Caohou, the general who conquered the west in the Han Dynasty", which is enough to comfort his life.

But...how did he take one step at a time and reach the point where he can stand on his own at any time?
Many people advised him to be emperor.Cao Cao knew that those who followed him to fight had already formed a huge power group, and only when he became emperor himself could the interests of this group be maximized.

But Cao Cao was still unwilling, and everyone tried to persuade: "This is the destiny, and the destiny cannot be violated." Cao Cao could only say: "If this is the destiny, then let me be King Wen of Zhou."

Whether it is self-consolation or self-deception, if you want to establish an emperor, you can establish my son. In my life, Cao Cao, I was born as a Han official and died as a Han ghost.

A few days after returning to Luoyang, Cao Cao died of illness at the age of 66.

The disputes in the world have not disappeared because of the departure of this "treacherous hero".

Shu defeated Wu, Shu defeated Wei, Wu defeated Wei, Cao Pi usurped Han to stand on his own, conquered Shu, defeated Wu, Sima usurped Cao and established Jin, Jin destroyed Shu, Jin destroyed Wu, the world was unified, the eight kings rebelled, five Hussars rebelled against China, clothes crowned Nandu , Sixteen countries were established, the Southern and Northern Dynasties fought, the Sui Kingdom was unified, the Grand Canal was dug, the Goguryeo was conquered three times, the Wagang Uprising, the Tang Dynasty was settled, the Eastern and Western Turks were destroyed, Wu Zhou seized power, the Anshi Rebellion, the Tubo War, the Huangchao Rebellion, Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms , the founding of Khitan, the independence of Jiaozhi, the founding of the Song Dynasty, the founding of Xixia, the battle between Song and Liao, the battle between Song and Xia...

Scenes of chaotic times are like smoke, and the people grow like weeds, and are trampled on mercilessly. In a blink of an eye, the time has come to 1116 AD.

This year was the sixth year of Song Zhenghe, the sixth year of Liao Tianqing, the second year of Jin Taizu Wanyan Aguda's conquest of the country, and the first year of Xia Yongning.

It has been 896 years since Cao Cao died.

One day in the first lunar month, Cao Cao was feeling drowsy when he suddenly heard a woman's voice shouting in his ear, "Da Lang, get up and take your medicine."

"Didn't I die? Didn't I come back to life?" Cao Cao couldn't help being overjoyed when he didn't understand, he opened his eyes, ah, there was a lonely lamp in his eyes, and there was a beautiful young woman sitting beside the bed , holding a cup of hot soup in his hand, with a strange light in his eyes: "Dalang, after taking this medicine, your heart will not hurt anymore."

Distressed?Cao Cao just felt baffled, thinking that I have a headache, why have I ever felt distressed?Looking at this young woman again, she has strange features, she is not his concubine.

He was originally a very suspicious villain, when the imperial physician Ji Ping rebelled and nearly poisoned him to death with poison, he was the most careful about the things that he entered, he was willing to take medicine easily.

Stretching out his head to look around, he didn't recognize the beds, tables, chairs, and furnishings in the room. How magnificent his own Wei Palace is, but this place is clearly the residence of a marketer.

He couldn't help frowning and said: "Who are you? What is the purpose of bringing Gu here? Where is Xu Chu?"

Seeing his face sinking like water, the woman panicked at first, but when she heard him calling himself "Gu" and asked where "Xu Chu" was, she calmed down again and said with a sneer, "Have you lost your mind? What is your name Xu Chu? Why not call him Guan Gong?"

Cao Cao was surprised when he heard that, he sat up and said, "You are Guan Yu's party? Do you want to avenge him?"

The woman became impatient, and said: "Wu Da! I have a good face with you, but you pretend to be crazy by pretending to be an idiot. Does my old lady have a lot of mood to serve you? Drink the medicine quickly!"

Seeing this, Cao Cao refused to drink even more, and said with a sneer, "The bitch wants to kill Guhu with poison? You drink a few sips first, and Gugu will drink before it's too late."

The woman originally mixed a lot of arsenic into the cup, intending to take his life in the middle of the night, seeing that he was screamed, she couldn't help being anxious, she felt overwhelmed, pulled the ear with one hand, and poured the medicine cup with the other.

Cao Cao groaned inwardly, saying that he didn't know where he was robbed by them. Xu Chu and others were not around, and he was lonely and sick for a long time. Could it be that the lonely hero died at the hands of a bitch?
After thinking like this, he was finally unwilling, and while clenching his teeth tightly, he punched the young woman in the face with all his might.

He originally thought that he was old and sick, but who knew that this punch was quite powerful, the young woman screamed, immediately fell off the bed and rolled on the ground.

"But it's weird! Where did I get the strength from?" Cao Cao was startled first and then overjoyed, jumping to his feet quickly—it was strange, but his body tightened up neatly, as if he had returned to his youth.

He didn't have time to think about it for a moment, he only said that the destiny was blessed, his eyes were wide open, and he shouted: "The bitch wants to kill the orphan? The orphan will take your life first."

Jumping off the bed quickly, the woman was about to get up, but was kicked by Cao Cao in the center of the socket, rolled again, and was still struggling, Cao Cao put one foot on the vest, grabbed the hair with his left hand and picked it up with his right. A piece of broken porcelain cup was stretched out and scratched at the woman's fair and slender neck.

Seeing that Cao Cao was going to kill him, the woman was so frightened that she almost lost control, and tremblingly said: "Da Lang, forgive me! The Zongnu family has done so many things wrong, at least we will have a marriage with Da Lang. If Da Lang forgives this slave, slave In this life, I dare not have the slightest thought of him."

The porcelain piece in Cao Cao's hand had already been cut to the woman's neck. Hearing this, he stopped suddenly, thinking, is this woman crazy?In terms of my wife, I married the Ding family first and then the Bian family, how come I know this bitch?If she is really a lunatic, but I just happened to cheat her, it would be good to find out who is behind the scenes.

After thinking about it, the strength on his feet increased, and he shouted: "Bitch, since Gu is your own husband, why do you dare to harm him? Tell the person who is in charge, and I will look at the relationship between husband and wife, so I will spare you from death."

Pan Jinlian was born as a maidservant. Although her appearance and posture are extraordinary, her knowledge is superficial. Now that life and death are only in an instant, how could she dare to hide the slightest thing, so how did she fall off the fork and hit Ximen Qing? They met again when they were wearing clothes, how was he hooked into adultery, how Wu Dalang caught the adulterer and was kicked in the middle of the mouth and was seriously injured, why Ximen Qing was worried that Wu Song would return for revenge, how did the old lady plan to kill Wu Dalang so that he and Ximen Qing would "be married forever", How to get arsenic mixed with medicine, etc., explained in detail one by one.

The more Cao Cao listened, the more puzzled he became, thinking that if this woman went crazy, her words would be coherent and well-coordinated.

If I don't go crazy, how can I become a Wuhan University who sells some cakes?Moreover, even the women were stolen, and the rape was almost beaten to death, isn't it a wimp?
He was puzzled, when suddenly a Toutuo who was announcing the dawn passed by downstairs, holding an iron wood fish in his hand and beating it loudly, chanting a Buddhist verse to encourage people to be kind: "If you want to know the cause of your past life, The recipient in this life is; if you want to know the fruit in the next life, the author in this life is; please see the one who shaved his head, and people also shave their heads."

The voice was empty and unreal, and it was even worse than the sound. It was really thought-provoking. Thinking of the gains and losses of his life, Cao Cao couldn't help being crazy, and thought to himself: "What this person said has a lot of meaning. I should invite him into the mansion for a chat. " Just as I was about to call someone to invite me, I remembered that this was not in the Prince Wei's mansion, and looking at the woman stepping on my feet, a thought popped into my heart——

"The cause of the previous life, the result of this life, could it be that I killed too many people in my previous life, and now I have become a bullied Wu Dalang? I was good at stealing wives in my previous life, so my wife has an affair with others in this life? Probably yes, if I didn't wake up suddenly If I feel the memory of my previous life, I am afraid that I, Wu Dalang, have already been harmed by an adulterer and adulterer."

(End of this chapter)