NBA: Starting with $20 billion, buying the Knicks

Chapter 3: La Mamba has a guilty conscience, pulls the hip Mamba, and wins G!

"Pierce went berserk in an instant, the God of War returns! "

"Returning from injury, the belief of the team boss! "

"This is the truth! !Pi Shen, who scored consecutively, proved that he is the boss of this arena! "

"I'm going to cry, really, the boss is so awesome!"

"Is this the last facade of our Green Army!"

"When Junzi Lei misfired and Garnett was weak, it was Pierce who stood up!"

The Green Army fans around Jiang Chao covered him up.

And Jiang Chao has a feeling that...

The carbon-based organism that solves the three urgent needs is the cow!
It's really awesome, nothing happens, and life is easy. Maybe it's because he played against Kobe too much. After returning, Pierce played at a speed similar to Kobe's, and the speed suddenly accelerated.

And now he has other ideas.

That is……

If the fact of his diarrhea is exposed, can he still be so strong? ? ?
Just do it!

After all, he doesn't want the Knicks to capsize in the gutter. You don't give us air conditioning before the game, do you?The chairs are hard for us, aren't they? ?
Then I will also engage in some off-site factors! !

2-1 was overturned a lot, but 3-0 was overturned, never in history!
So if Jiang Chao is a neutral fan, he will definitely help Pierce hide these small thoughts.

But I'm sorry, the opposite, he now has to fight for his home team.

So he stood up and yelled directly:

"You have diarrhea, Pierce!!!"

The fans around him looked at Jiang Chao suspiciously, and Pierce could naturally hear what Jiang Chao, who was in the second row, said on the field. He looked up subconsciously, and his face sank when he saw Jiang Chao's Asian face:
"What are you talking about, FXXK-OUT!"

Jiang Chao sneered:
"Look at your panties baby!"

Now everyone next to him looked at Pierce's shorts, and the middle of the back of the shorts...

"Damn it, no wonder there is a peculiar smell!"

On the sidelines, Beverly immediately pretended to wash his nose. He did smell it. At first he thought it was someone eating stinky tofu.

And looking at it now, Pierce pulled? ? ?
And Curry also waited and watched on the bench:
"Oh?? Pierce, you were beaten by me??"

Although the game was still going on, the line referee came to remind Jiang Chao and Curry not to affect the game due to the sudden communication in the front row, but the fans in the front row stood up and looked around at Pierce's shorts.

Although Pierce doesn't know whether he has spots on the back of his shorts, he is stupid now.

I wipe! ! !

How did Jiang Chao know this? ? ?
Only the team doctor knew about his news, and the team doctor naturally wouldn't tell it, that is to say, no one in the world except the team doctor knew that he had diarrhea.

Even his manager thought he was playing with an injury and turned into a God of War...

But now that Jiang Chao told him such an embarrassing thing, he suddenly felt his stomach hurt again! !

Then this round took the ball and made a direct shot.

"Really?"

"La Mamba??"

"Haha, Boss Jiang is still sharp-eyed!"

"Boss Jiang has a unique perspective! Buddha!"

"Skin, handsome Jiang! Pierce's skin!"

"Truth, watch out for the lower sphincter!"

This incident will obviously be spread by the fans in the front row to develop and expand on social media, coupled with Pierce's continued fatigue after the outbreak in the third quarter, in fact, it just verified what Jiang Chao said.

And at the end of the third quarter, he found another reason to go to the locker room, and when he came back, he changed into a pair of brand new ball pants, which meant that he didn't ask himself.

La Mamba has a guilty conscience, pulls the hip Mamba...

Pierce was happy to get a new title after the game, but Jiang Chao didn't feel ashamed or anything. Pierce played well, and later generations said it doesn't matter, and he has nothing to fear for traffic.

"Jiang Chao, just wait for me!"

In the middle of the fourth quarter, when Pierce played again at the last moment, the Knicks had already led by 5 points. After he played, the hatred was completely directed at Jiang Chao, because the man defending him became Paul George, and George followed up with Bitke Drew. All cattle.

The Knicks gave up the pass and cut of the agent and Howard. The last quarter was to beat the master to death with random punches. He insisted on the policy of one inside and four outside. !

Outside Curry, Harden, George, and Yi Jianlian will always feel hot and blossom!
This time the entire Celtics team was beaten and scattered.

Curry singled out Rondo, and suddenly ran back and hit the wall with George to complete a three-pointer!

Paul George steals Pierce's pass, and a tomahawk dunks! ! !

Yao Ming's inside line is a pillar of the sky, grabbing two rebounds and scoring 2+1! !
James Harden is like a demon descended from the sky, he just hit Ray Allen's body hard, turned around and showed his waist at the basket, turned around and scored with a high throw! !

make show! ! !

"Pierce's epiphany couldn't stop the Knicks' youth storm in the final quarter. With Patty Mills finally using Ibaka's pick-and-roll emergency stop jumper, the Knicks sealed the victory 103:94, and the big score came to 3 :0!"

"Whoever comes is 3:0! Veterans don't die, they just wither!"

The commentators don't know what's going on. They only saw Pierce, they stiffened for a few rounds, then withered, and then went to the locker room for a review. After the Knicks had fully grasped the situation.

After the game, the way Garnett hammered the Celtics floor angrily and fell to the ground was very touching. The veteran's eyes were bloodshot.

He knows better than anyone that when he gets old, he may lose his chance to win the championship at the end of his career.

The new force of young people on the opposite side is too strong. They may withstand one or two quarters, or withstand three quarters like today, but they will definitely not be able to withstand the most difficult fourth quarter.

In the past, Garnett was like David Lee and Yi Jianlian rushing to defend the whole court, but now after losing the basic rebounds, the Celtics' defense is handed over to a few backcourts. He, O'Neal and other insiders are too old.

To put it bluntly, O'Neill and O'Neal are all here to compete for the championship, and there is not much fuel in the fuel tank.

Boston fans bowed to the veterans. Everyone knows what it means after 3:0. The game the day after tomorrow is basically the last game, unless the Knicks want to sell tickets for another game.

Everyone has lost their spirits. Winning or losing G4 depends purely on the Knicks' dedication. If they want to go back to the home court and win, that's fine. It's all played out, 3:3 means that it can't be beaten.

Unless the Knicks suddenly have three or four injuries in the starting lineup, it will be safe to pass the first round this year.

After the game, Pierce was also asked if it was the problem exposed by Jiang Chao. He blushed and said that the sphincter was indeed a little uncomfortable, but it was not to the extent of diarrhea.

In fact, it was an indirect acknowledgment. It must be impossible to have diarrhea on the court, so the pants are all yellow?

Jiang Chao's shout was a stroke of genius, mainly because there were so many people on and off the court, and he was the only one who discovered it. Is this Mr. Zhuge behind the Knicks? ?
The reporters have asked the Knicks players if they have noticed this phenomenon, and everyone said no, and they also expressed their admiration for Jiang Chao, knowing that he left the field to have diarrhea.

Regardless of whether he knew it through means or guessed it, Jiang Chao's ability is really superb.

Curry and the others who played on the court knew it. After what Jiang Chao said, his skin was instantly sluggish, and Curry no longer felt ashamed. It turned out that he was shot out instead of injured.
Of course, Jiang Chao himself didn't say anything more about this.

He just wanted to help the team win at that time, to see if Pierce's berserk would take away all the bonuses, and to verify a wave of scientific facts. He didn't expect that it would be invalid as soon as he said it. There is still a certain amount of metaphysics in it. .

Naturally, I won't say much after the game. After all, it's a man with 33 dollars in 13 seconds, so I still have to show some face. It's not good to keep exposing people's shortcomings.

As Harden said after the game:
"Everyone has three urgencies, that's why I empty everything before each game..."

Now Deng Mi knows what Harden is going to finish before the game, and this is undoubtedly a tasteful press conference.

"The Celtics in 08 were just a group of old men in their twilight years of career. Their abilities were no longer good. They just wanted to win a championship without leaving any regrets. Compared with James, they are not considered a team at all."

After the game, Ewing's comments on social media caused dissatisfaction among LeBron James fans. James 2-1 Pacers over there, and it was a game where the Big Three scored 81 points. Think of the three old Big Three here.

The Knicks didn't say much. Now they can really study their opponents in the next round. The next morning, they watched the replay of the Bulls VS Philadelphia 76ers game. The youngest MVP ever encountered.

And Yang Yi of the United States invited Jiang Chao to conduct an interview on Boston TV, which is to analyze why the Celtics are so weak in the playoffs this season.

"They are only sixth in the Eastern Conference this year, which is actually normal."

American Yang Yi: "Yes, and compared to 08, their lineup has become unscientific."

Then the two actually analyzed that in the 08 championship season, the Green Army actually showed signs of fatigue, but this year... there is nothing special to say, in Jiang Chao's view, it is because they are too old to outrun young people, but this is how they said It may hurt their hearts too much, so I followed the analysis of a wave of the Green Army in 08 and it was over.

From a regular season standpoint...

The Celtics' tactics are perfect except for a large number of outside passes that lead to more turnovers and a strong side squeeze defense that leads to slightly worse backcourt rebounds.

Squeeze the defense from the outside, make mistakes, control the opponent's shooting rate, counterattack push, opportunity war, half-court offense and defense.

Heads-up (Pierce).Off the ball offense (Thunder).High support and middle singles (KG).Blue collar (Perkins and PJ).Substitute shooters.

This can be tied with the 1999 Spurs and the 2004 Pistons as the top three defensive teams after Jordan retired.

The playoffs perspective... Actually, there are some problems.

Both mentioned that the Celtics had a tough time in the East that year.Seven games against the Eagles, seven games against the Cavaliers, and six games against the Pistons are all hard battles.

In the playoffs, the problem of the Celtics' backcourt rebounds was magnified, and there were many fouls under strict standards.

On the offensive end, the penetration of the penalty area is not enough, and it relies heavily on offensive rebounds (such as the finals) and mid-range shots.

During the Celtics' championship journey that year, the penalty area was actually blue-collarized, relying on high-quality mid-range and long-range offense and defense-the defensive end pressure on the ball and the strong side squeeze, the offensive end high support, without the ball. One-on-one and mid-to-long distance.

Against a steel team like the Pistons, they will look like a jump-shooting team that is good at perimeter defense.

Fortunately, their will is tough enough and their chemistry is good enough.

They exposed these shortcomings in the playoffs, no shame.complete
Unexpectedly, the three generals are all old and can't rely on their muscles and bones.Their chemistry is still second to none.

You know, the three superstars of Chamberlain, Baylor, and West will be together, and the three superstars of Dameng, Barkley, and Glider will be together, including the three in Miami. They did not win the championship in the first season together, but the Celtics did. .

Jiang Chao also praised the chemistry of the Celtics and Angie's lineup management ability at the end:

Three big contracts, one from the 95th class, one from the 96th class, and one from the 98th class are all old guys, and there is only one middle class left.

At that time, I thought, how does this team handle the absence of the Big Three?

Well, we also saw what Angie did later, House's three-pointer, Tony Allen and Posey's defense...

In short, the performance of the veterans is impeccable.

Although not the best, but under the constraints of various conditions, the performance of these role players has been able to meet the needs of the team, and can carry the team at critical moments (this is better than those teams that are expensive and do not work. much stronger).

American Yang Yi:

"Then what do you think G4 needs to do if the Green Army wants to win you???"

The host is also a die-hard Knicks player. He asked this question with confidence, absolute confidence, teaching his opponent how to play, to force out the strongest Knicks? ?

Jiang Chao really said it.

This is the style of a strong team, don't mind giving advice to the opponent, we will win anyway.

He said that it is necessary to return to the mode of the 08 season. It is not possible for each giant to fight alone for a period of time like last night. It is thankless to score goals like this. In the end, it is reasonable to be beaten by the Knicks with physical strength. up.

He said that the Green Army should think about how the Big Three shared the right to digest the ball when they were first formed in 08.

The number of times Ray Allen took the initiative to attack with the ball is really very small (the mid-range shots that are often seen in the Supersonics are basically gone);

After the wolf king gave Pierce a pick-and-roll from the high position, the number of rolls increased, and at the same time reduced a certain amount of back shots (gradually turned into high jump shots);

Pierce also shared the ball more times, and the number of pull-ups decreased, but his ability to draw fouls remained.Due to the appropriate changes in the style of play, the frequency of the physical problems of the three is really very low, and basically will not appear (in fact, there are still some, but there are role players to support them).

In fact, why doesn't Jiang Chao worry that his opponent will use what he said to change.

It's because he didn't say a word.

I have to say that the Green Army in 2008 basically had no injuries, and this year the Green Army also ran out of luck (the pain of 09 and 10 years)

Except for the end of the season, the Big Three rarely truce, which has also led to the fact that they are basically sick for 11 years now.

NBA players are most afraid of aging and injuries.

When the core of the Green Army is full of poor physical fitness and injuries, a strong young man like the Knicks is too capable of playing.

Punch the old master to death.

The Spurs next door liked it.

Because they are already 1-2 behind the strong eighth Grizzlies in the West, and with Ginobili announcing that he will be reimbursed for the season with a right ankle injury, there may even be a black eight miracle in the crazy west.

This is the impact of injuries and age on the team. The Celtics are aging too seriously, and the newly signed O'Neal and O'Neal are also old people. In fact, they have a good transition from the old to the new on the outside, but they really can't have so many inside. Yes, it is too difficult for the Knicks to switch without a new center.

American Yang Yi:

"Finally, I have a personal question. Does your team use Super Chat? I downloaded this software recently, can you add Super Chat?"

Jiang Chao:

"Okay, scan me." Jiang Chao said deliberately, this is also the most avant-garde function of Chaochao, no need to remember any number, just scan the QR code of the screenshot and you're done.

QR code is a barcode technology invented by Neon based on one-dimensional barcode technology in the 20s to record data information in graphics.

Now it means that Chaochat can be reused directly to carry forward. Yang Yi of the United States demonstrated it live, and Chaochat got the biggest publicity and promotion in Boston at once.

"This boss is awesome, this social software is really easy to use!"

"If he wasn't an enemy of the Celtics, I would really register an account." A boy commented on Twitter.

Then her goddess left a message on the class Twitter: "This is my super chat QR code, everyone add me, let's voice chat together!"

The boy turned back instantly:

"Downloading, wait for me!"