NBA: Starting with $20 billion, buying the Knicks

Chapter 300 The pants-pull door incident, Curry typed out Shinshin!
Chapter : In the trouser-pull incident, Curry revealed Zhenxiang!

I visited it when I was on a yacht trip with Liu Yan.

Compared with the bustling Manhattan, Jiang Chao hopes to develop steadily in a quiet place.

The more prosperous the place, the more things there are, and the labor is more expensive.

New Jersey is the area with the cheapest housing prices in New York, but this place is far away from Manhattan, the heart of New York. It takes more than 90 minutes to drive to work. Although the road is smooth, it takes three hours to go to and from work every day. unacceptable.

Therefore, talents do not go to New Jersey, and there are few rich people. This is one of the reasons why the New Jersey Nets "moved".

However, New Jersey has a beautiful natural environment, a warm and pleasant climate, and many key schools. It is the most suitable place for new immigrants to buy a house and settle down! The average house price there is only more than 150 million US dollars, which is an area with the lowest house price in New York City.

Recently, because the New Jersey Nets moved to Brooklyn, a bunch of Net fans sold their houses in New Jersey, and the house price was lower.

Of course, Jiang Chao also considered Brooklyn, but Brooklyn built a new arena with the Nets, and the land price has risen a lot.

The housing prices in Brooklyn, New York are not very high, slightly higher than New Jersey, but far lower than Manhattan and Queens in New York, where the average house price is less than 200 million US dollars, and the house rent is not high, there are a large number of immigrants in this area settle down.

The house in Brooklyn is very beautiful and the transportation is very convenient. It is only a 50-minute drive from Manhattan.

In addition to New Jersey and Brooklyn, Queens and Manhattan in New York are places with particularly high housing prices, especially the Upper East Side of Manhattan, New York, which has the highest housing prices in the United States! The average housing price there has exceeded 500 million and is less than 1000 million US dollars. Real estate in that area is very rare, and it is a well-deserved rich area, where the richest people in the world gather.

Housing prices in Queens are also slightly lower relative to Manhattan, but far higher than those in New Jersey and Brooklyn.

So if Jiang Chao wants to buy land and build a house, he can only choose from Brooklyn and New Jersey, and because it is a building, the employees don’t have to think about their daily life. In addition, most of the employees are Chinese, and the company is their home.

"Everyone get dry!"

……

The next night.

G3.

After experiencing the time magazine awards interview controversy, the Knicks are about to face the wrath of all Celtics players and fans!
Because you bypassed the Celtics and directly attacked the Heat, why do you think I am the Celtics?
Even if you won the first two rounds, you are away, can you show some respect? ?

Although the players didn't say anything, what the boss said was equal to what the players said.

The whole team of the Green Army transferred the conflict to the players.

First of all, it is arranged to turn off the air conditioner in the locker room of the visiting team. It is still a problem with the external unit. Anyway, it will be repaired slowly after it breaks.

Fortunately, it's not too hot now. Sean Marks immediately sent someone to get a few electric fans and large ice cubes. With Ewing's warning, they were fully prepared.

Then, after Jiang Chao appeared in the front row, the entire TD North Shore Garden fans shouted Fa Kejiang.

Boston is lawless and unknown, and Jiang Chao is also a gentleman bowing to this, and making a gesture of "goodbye" or "goodbye".

It's up to you to scold, you will be eliminated in the first round!

Then when the players came out, the seats on the Knicks’ side were obviously different from those on the home team. The Boston players sat on leather chairs, while the Knicks’ side looked like leather, but it was really just a layer of leather with wood underneath. The team doctor asked the staff to put a towel underneath it.

But that's nothing.

After the start of the game, the Knicks' combat effectiveness was so overwhelming.

It is also the starter of Kuha, Turk Drew, Okur, and Howard.

Over there, Rivers changed the lineup, and Jr. O'Neal became the starter. It seems that O'Neal wants to guard Yao, who is also a little older and moves a little slower than Howard.

But it didn't work.

O'Neal's offensive and defensive balance is very comprehensive, but his state is not as good as before after a relatively serious injury.

And even Xiao Ao in his peak period couldn't stand up to Howard now!

Let’s talk about O’Neal in his peak period, averaging 20+10+2 per game. At that time, only Duncan and Garnett in the league could slightly suppress his explosive power.

Jermaine O'Neal is good at defending and is good at defending pick-and-rolls. He doesn't play with a low body like O'Neal, more like Garnett and Rasheed Wallace, but later at the request of the team, he began to increase his weight. Low, so injuries began to follow.

As one of the rare high-quality insiders of the 96 golden generation, Jermaine O'Neal had both offense and defense at his peak, averaging 20+10+2 per game, but his body was thin and his mid-range shooting was unstable, so he was the best at the peak of his career. Just a best second team.

O'Neal's style is more inclined to Webber and Nowitzki, but compared with those two, O'Neill's spirituality is not as good.

It's like the first quarter, no merit, no fault, no foul, just being picked off the board by Warcraft on his head and putting a basket, turning around and hooking, and blocking his must-go layup.

This is a proper meat shield tool man, but he really lacks a little spirituality. If other defensive fighters may have fouled 3-4 times at this time, even if you pull it down, you will not be allowed to hit me with various actions. .

But you said you can't spray him, Xiao Ao has been guarding in front of Howard, and he has never lost his position.

It's just that I can't stand the weight, the height is not good, and the bullet speed is not good. What can I do?

Therefore, after falling behind by 10 points in the first quarter, O'Neal was replaced.

In the second quarter, the Knicks practiced a new lineup. None of them had a one-star shooter, but David Lee + Ibaka tried the inside line. How about a flexible fast-break lineup.

This is tantamount to eating from Vice President D'Antoni's legacy, an 8-second fast break.

Use the most flexible David Lee + Ibaka to rectify the not-so-fast return speed of O'Neal and Pierce.

The results were mediocre, because it was difficult for the Knicks to pass the outside line immediately after they played fast. Play fast break.

Coupled with the fact that the opponent's height has become taller, if you don't grab a defensive rebound, the offensive rebound goes to the Celtics, which basically means a second offensive goal.

And once you don't play, the price is that O'Neal and Garnett will punish you in the interior. David Lee and Ibaka are the iconic interiors of the small ball era in later generations, but it is a bit difficult just this kind of interior. Instead, he was chased.

But in the end they worked out.

That is the faster Danny Green after replacing Harden, when Curry dominated the offense, after Ibaka hit the backboard, Curry quickly went to the frontcourt and crossed Danny Green to the outside line, Danny Green point Flying Ray Allen, while dribbling to attract Bradley, he passed both hands to Curry who made an air cut.

Curry faced Garnett's panting quick defense, and passed back to David Lee who followed him without looking at him.

This time, Brother Li's jumping talent is fully displayed. When Garnett can no longer take off for the second time, his legs stand up from the ground, and Garnett succeeds in dunking Garnett with both hands! ! !

The North Shore Garden Arena is quiet! !

8 seconds fast attack!
The Knicks' small inside system is too oily!

Just play with your speed, plus everyone knows that Danny Green can only shoot, and he is a three-pointer, so he can basically jump when he raises his hand, but he still has a certain dribbling ability.

After all, under the training of Beverly, the defenders of the whole team have basically developed a basic ball control foundation.

At the end of the second quarter, the score was 53:48, and the Celtics trailed by five points.

The turning point of the game was in the middle of the third quarter.

Originally in the third quarter, when the Knicks were about to exert their strength, Rivers suddenly learned from Popovich and came up with a set of slashing Warcraft tactics, which suddenly delayed the Knicks' tactics, while the Celtics fired the Lakers steadily. triangle offense.

Let Ray Allen, Garnett, and Pierce play a three-player game. The Big Three are always playing with your weak link on the court! ! !
Everyone knows that the green army can't lose again!

Therefore, the Big Three spent much more time than usual, and Ray Allen also made a shot with a gentleman's sword, successfully catching up with the score with 5 of 4 three-pointers in the third quarter.

Stevens had to replace Dayao, who had played for 7 minutes in the second quarter, to ease the pressure on Howard.

As soon as Yao Ming came up, the Celtics stopped chopping all of a sudden, and the hot-handed Garnett was extremely hard, cutting off Yao Ming's goal in the first round.

Then Rondo faced Curry and directly crushed Curry's body and scored a goal!

"Damn, the anger is coming!"

After the Celtics overtook for the first time in this game, Curry finally got angry.

Curry, who was playing happy basketball like Howard, put away his smile. After the next round of dribbling, he didn't shout one inside and four outside. Drew had a pick and roll.

"Change!"

Pierce is completely disdainful of Curry, I am Pishen, what are you who can only shoot? ?

But when he actually switched to Curry, his lower abdomen twitched with Curry's sudden and fast dribble under the crotch. He couldn't help covering it and then defended seriously!

Curry faced Pierce, who was a beat slower than him, with a crazy and fast crotch dribble without any other bells and whistles. At the moment when Pierce's face was flushed and impatient, he suddenly pulled the ball to the left with a high pull and a crossover pulled past Pierce. !

"Exceeding speed!"

While Pierce was staying in place, he suddenly covered his stomach and made a painful look, and then fell to the ground, while Curry scored with an easy throw! ! !
"As expected of my son!" Old Curry was delighted to see that.

Curry challenges Pierce to score! !

"Huh? What's the situation? Pierce fell to the ground in pain!"

Drop drop!
The referee stopped the game, and the way Pierce fell straight down made them all jump, thinking he was injured.

At first, Jiang Chao also thought that Pierce was terminated by the ankle, but after thinking about it, it shouldn't be. By the time Pierce realized it, Curry had already passed him. Could it be...

Sure enough, when the medical team came, Pierce said something in the team doctor's ear, and then he was lifted by the big baby and a Development League substitute, sitting on a wheelchair without moving, and was carried down by the team doctor.

When he lifted it up, Jiang Chao deliberately glanced at the pants... Ahem, the center point is a little yellow... How about letting this classic reappear? ? ? ?
But people have three urgencies, and Jiang Chao also sees it through, but he didn't expect Pierce to be kicked out by Curry at this time.

The fans at the scene were worried about whether Pierce would be injured, but in fact, Pierce probably went to the bathroom to have a good time.

"Boss Jiang, do you think that Pierce's departure will make the Knicks go crazy?" The cute and pure face of the team reporter Wang Binbin appeared next to him.

"No, he'll be back soon."

"what?"

"Don't worry, you'll know when the time comes."

Jiang Chao snickered, but the scene and the media are now frantically reporting that Pierce is injured and left the game, the Knicks may win the game in an instant, and the series has come to an end.

But later generations know that Jiang Chao, who has Pierce's sphincter problem, has already gone to the live game when he saw the wheelchair and Pierce, who looked grim but didn't scream in pain.

Not to mention, Curry seemed a little embarrassed by Pishen's injury this time. He sleepwalked in the next few rounds. Obviously he injured the opponent's boss in the away game. He couldn't let go of his hands and feet. Hush is okay.

"Let go of it...you pulled it too..."

Jiang Chao shook his head. Basketball is a high-intensity sport, and occasionally it can't be stretched because of too much force.

After all, people have three urgencies.

In fact, in many NBA games, it is often seen that players suddenly go to the locker room after leaving the court. If the injury is not a factor, this player may be more likely to go conveniently, although the NBA order does not allow it.

Of course, some players can control it quickly, but there are also players who are not well controlled because of gastrointestinal problems, and are prone to the embarrassment of pulling their pants.

Previously, Sands core Booker said he had seen athletes pull their pants in the stadium many times.He said: "I've seen it a few times. Especially when the contestants were wearing white trousers and there was a small accident inside."

Regarding the underpants door in the NBA, Jiang Chao knows nothing better than Pierce who exposed himself after being a commentator.

Pierce, the famous Celtics star, used too much force before, and he happened to have a stomachache, so he dragged himself onto his pants.

After the incident, Pierce faced it calmly and handled it well, avoiding an embarrassing situation.

Just like today, when I said that I was going to the locker room to see my injuries, I was actually using this excuse to see a doctor for convenience.

And this time, the sphincter may have been tense just now, otherwise it would not have fallen down.

In Jiang Chao's view, this is when Curry made a breakthrough and deliberately created the illusion of falling and being injured in the breakthrough. It can not only go to the toilet, but also avoid the scene where Curry makes a fool of himself, making fans think it is him. Ankle problems did not keep up.

Afterwards, he asked the staff of the team to bring the wheelchair, took the wheelchair and returned to the locker room.

After the treatment, Pierce staged a return of the king. He played very well in that game and led the team to victory.

I don’t know if the king will return today, anyway, Jiang Chao really saw that there was color in him just now, but fortunately he didn’t sit in the front, so he might still smell the smell.

In fact, this happened to two stars in the Knicks.

In 2020, Harden also became the protagonist of the underpants door.

At that time, Harden was working for the Rockets.

Coincidentally, in the regular season at home with the Celtics, Harden collapsed in a breakthrough near the end of the halftime break.

It may be because of too much force, I did not grasp the muscles that should be gripped, and the pants were pulled.

Moreover, the scene after Harden fell also recorded this scene.

Then, interestingly, Pierce called out the game.

Seeing Harden's appearance, Pierce couldn't help laughing.What's also interesting is that Harden and Pierce's pants incident is the home of the Celtics.What happened to Harden after the game was also ridiculed by the fans, "Harden was shit!"

This arena is indeed poisonous, looking at the color makes you want to pull it off?
Curry had the same experience.In the 2017 Game 3 finals, Curry suddenly had an abnormal squat movement.

The scene at that time also focused on his warehouse.

However, the pants Curry wore were not contaminated, and some people in the live commentary teased that the tightness of the tights might be good.

After a while, Curry also decided to go back to the locker room, citing signs of dehydration.

The bookmaker for that game also specially opened a handicap.

That is, did Curry poop during the game?

This situation of NBA players is really embarrassing. Of course, this kind of situation is also very common in competitive sports, so Jiang Chao doesn't think it is a shameful thing. On the contrary, Pierce should really defend hard this time.

You can't get out without using your strength, can you?

This has also happened many times in marathons, football games, and wrestling matches.

So this is also a part of the game, and it also adds a little more fun to the game. If you say it later, you can say who was beaten by so and so...

Sure enough, with 3 minutes left in the third quarter, Pierce trotted back from the player tunnel with ease.

Amidst the cheers of the fans, it looked like the return of the king.

And after the pull, he was comfortable. After re-entering the field, he first made a back-up jumper to force Turk Drew, and then rolled over Harden and turned around for a layup. Successfully led the score by 5 points.

Really - La Mamba!

After pulling it is the Mamba!

Jiang Chao glanced at the score, then at Pierce's unchanging trousers, and suddenly stood up and shouted at Pierce in the shape of a trumpet:
"Hey bro, are you having diarrhea?"

(End of this chapter)