Bringing a System to the Beast World

Chapter 385 Wu Yue's Strange Hobbies

An army composed entirely of humans?

Yuan Lang frowned.

He must have thought about this matter, but if he wanted to participate in some of the tribe's decisions and changes, his current status was no longer sufficient.

His well-defined knuckles suddenly clenched, even though his hands were empty, as if he had grasped something, with such force that the veins on his arms bulged out.

"First, manufacture the bows and arrows that the orc warriors can use, so that we can safely get through this year's beast tide."

If things are more relaxed in winter, let's gather some pure-blooded individuals for training first.

Wu Yue looked at him and said, "The best way is to first train a group of pure human warriors so that the people of the tribe can see the fighting power of these pure human warriors. In that case, I'm afraid many people of the tribe will be eager to join."

Yuan Lang gave the little female opposite him an approving look: "Your brain can be quite useful sometimes."

Although the orc spoke with an appreciative tone, Wu Yue said she couldn't feel happy at all.

What does it mean to say something is still quite useful occasionally?

Is this guy insulting her or is he insulting her?

"Is this blatant discrimination against women?"

Yuan Lang chuckled: "No, that was absolutely a sincere compliment."

After saying that, his deep eyes looked at her very seriously.

Wu Yue could clearly see a message in this guy's eyes: "Look at my sincere little eyes if you don't believe me."

Good heavens, those are big, bright eyes, aren't they?!

Seeing that the pots and pans on the table had been completely cleared away, Wu Yue raised an eyebrow, feeling inexplicably at a balance.

Although the orc opposite him was very dignified when he ate, he was at most just a dignified glutton, leaving not a single drop of broth in the pot.

He gave the orc a disdainful look: "You eat so much, who can afford to feed you!"

He then shook his head dramatically, saying, "I really ate too much."

This was the first time someone had commented on how much he ate, and Yuan Lang's handsome face stiffened slightly as he glanced at the basin and pot on the table, each one as big as two of his heads.
This once again proves that the incurable disease of thick skin can flare up at any time: "I used to be full after eating only a few pastries, maybe my body has a bigger appetite now."

Anyway, the little female doesn't know how much she ate before, so she can just blame it all on the original owner!

The orc couldn't help but feel smug; he was so clever! He wanted to put his hands on his hips for a moment.

As night fell, Yuan Lang consciously prepared to take his leave, but the little female opposite him had a very strange expression.

It's very late today.

Yuan Lang's heart pounded a few times: "So?"

Seeing the orc's Adam's apple bobbing involuntarily and his arm muscles taut, Wu Yue raised an eyebrow: "Have you forgotten something?"

Under the moonlight, the little female's smile reflected the moonlight, and even the curve of her thin face seemed to be enveloped in a halo of light.

This made Yuan Lang's already somewhat restless heart beat even faster.

He couldn't help but think of what his former colleagues had said about how couples should get along, such as giving their beloved woman a hug when saying goodbye.
For some unknown reason, the orc's usually aloof and handsome face suddenly flushed.

His gaze towards the little female opposite him also became somewhat intense.

"Isn't this bad?"

Although they have now come to this world, here males and females can be together as long as they like each other, and they can do whatever they want before they become partners.

They are not the original inhabitants of this place, and their thinking is still somewhat conservative.

But
Yuan Lang's lips curved slightly deeper. If the little female didn't mind, then it would be inappropriate for him to act so coy and bashful like a woman.

He then took a deep breath and stepped forward, his deep eyes looking at the bright-eyed little female before him: "What do you want?"

Hug or kiss?
Generals from feudal dynasties were still somewhat embarrassed about such matters.

Wu Yue stood up. Because the orc was slightly bent over, the distance between the two women instantly closed as soon as the little female stood up, and their breaths mingled.

Yuan Lang looked at the delicate features of the little female in front of him and suddenly held his breath. He suddenly wanted to reach out and touch his chest because the violent beating of his heart made him worry that it would jump out of his chest at any moment.

"It's so late, shouldn't you finish washing the pots and pans before you leave?"

Yuan Lang felt as if he were a freshly fired brick or tile that had been thrown into a river, and with a 'whoosh', all his beautiful fantasies vanished.

So all his nervousness just now was fed to that blue fat cat!
I bent over so much and this is what you show me?
For some reason, I felt a little annoyed. Why was the little female I had my eye on so clueless about romance?
With such a handsome man like himself being offered up right in front of him, how could he not be tempted?

Thinking of how the little female used to drool over his body, Yuan Lang suddenly thought of the scantily clad women in brothels.

A pang of sadness struck me, and I suddenly felt a sense of shared suffering.

He gave the uninteresting little female in front of him, who had her hands on her hips, a resentful look in his eyes, and then went to wash the pots and pans listlessly.

The system, carrying its luggage and peeking from under the door, wiped its face with a paw, unable to bear the sight. Having a host like this, destined to be single forever, was truly...
He was so happy!
That damn big-butt orc made him drink the wind the whole way back; he was so full he was burping when he got back.

We must make him suffer a bit with this clueless host to vent his frustration at being left with nothing but air and farts.

But the next second, the system's fat butt endured a suffering that its rear end shouldn't have to bear. After a dull pain, its body landed in a familiar embrace in an arc, and what it saw when it looked up was its host's malicious smile.

Tongzi's incredulous little eyes darted towards the doorstep where she had previously hidden.

Sure enough, the big-butt orc was standing there with a gloating look on his face, his eyes filled with blatant envy, jealousy and hatred.

He realized that the orc who couldn't win the host's favor must have been extremely jealous of him, who held an important place in the host's heart.

Wu Yue turned to Yuan Lang and said, "Remember to close the door properly when you leave."

After saying that, she carried the swaying basket into the house. After a series of howls, the steady breathing of the little female could be heard from inside.

The next morning, perhaps out of dissatisfaction with its dog host, when Tongzi woke up from its beautiful dream with yawns, it found that the sensation under its feet was a little strange.

He stretched out his leg and kicked it: "What is that thing? It's so hard!"

"Really? It's really hard."

A chilling voice sounded overhead, instantly waking the remaining bit of sleepiness from the system. It whirled around, only to find its hind legs kicking its host's head.
So that hard, gritty feeling just now was...
Tongzi is getting angry. Is it because I woke up wrong today?
Wu Yue used "education of love" to demonstrate to Tongzi the serious consequences of an incorrect way of getting up.

She left Tongzi lying on the kang (a heated brick bed) groaning and whimpering, 'restoring her injury.' After getting dressed, she went out of the house, touched the flat little square where she could kick it with a thud, and decisively decided that she would do more muscle-building exercises in the future.

Don't ask her what kind of muscle she's building; using her pectoral muscles to fake it is perfectly acceptable.

The sun shone down on the continent with absolute heat. Wu Yue took out the cucumber slices from yesterday and laid them out one by one on the straw mat to dry.

With this kind of sunshine, two days of sun exposure is enough.

"Moon, what are you doing?"

Looking at the slightly familiar green round piece in front of him, Qingcao wished he could glue his eyes shut to see it clearly.

Wu Yue reached out and cupped the guy's chin with disgust, then moved him aside.

"Have you washed your face? Your eye boogers are practically dripping onto my cucumber slices."

Upon hearing this, Qingcao immediately reached out and scratched the corner of her eye: "Yue, you're such a hassle. As for your face, you can just wash it occasionally. Didn't you say that having a thick skin makes you successful?"
If you wash your face frequently, your skin will become thinner.

Every year before winter, I take out several animal hides to wash and dry, and now they've all become much thinner.

At this point, Qingcao seemed to feel that what she said was absolutely correct, and nodded with a look of agreement.

Wu Yue felt as if her heart had been punched, and she almost vomited blood.

Is this what I mean by "thick-skinned"?

I feel like you've found yourself a perfect excuse not to wash your face.

Too lazy to deal with this lazybones, Wu Yue tidied up the cucumber slices on the straw mat and hung them to dry before picking up her small crossbody bag and getting ready to go out.

Qingcao, who was squatting beside the straw curtain carefully examining the cucumber slices, quickly followed after seeing this: "Yue, where are you going? I don't need to go out to collect today, I'll go with you."

The little female beside him had eyes full of expectation beneath her slightly messy hair, even with a hint of ingratiation, and a little bit of trepidation deep in her eyes.

A hint of doubt arose in Wu Yue's mind. Ever since she started peeling grass and Aya helped her with chores, the two of them would run away as fast as they could whenever they saw her.

Of course, this doesn't apply when there's delicious food as a reward.

It's been a long time since we've seen people actively asking to follow others like they did today. Ever since they understood Yang Bailao's personality, they all wished Amum could give them two more legs.

"Did you do something bad?"

The more she looked at this guy, the more suspicious she became.

Feeling a little flustered under her friend's suspicious gaze, Qingcao's eyes darted around, as if she wanted to pop them out of their sockets, giving off a look that said, "I'm hiding something from you, but I don't want to tell you yet."

Wu Yue chuckled to herself, thinking that the little brat was obviously incapable of lying.

Turning her head towards Qingcao's house, she said, "Grandma, are you looking for Qingcao? She's here."

As soon as she finished speaking, the grass in front of her suddenly changed its expression and ran back into its house with a howl.

“Amu, I ate those eggs, but I only ate three. I gave the rest to the little kids in the tribe.”

Hearing Qingcao's unintentional confession, Wu Yue looked down at the guy's slightly thick waist: "You ate three eggs!"

How could this guy eat three eggs that big all by himself?
Even a good-for-nothing is no better than that.

Qingcao remained stiff for a long time, as if bound by vines, but still did not hear Amu's roar. Only then did she turn her head shakily and meet the astonished look of her little friend.

Peeking out with its unkempt head, it looked outside the yard and saw not a single female's hair, except for a patch of withered leaves drifting down.

She immediately stood up, somewhat angrily: "Yue, you lied to me!"

Wu Yue pouted: "Who told you to be so sneaky, like you've done something bad? As my best friend, shouldn't you tell me so I can be happy?"

grass:"."

My knees are really sore. What bad thing did I do to offend the Beast God? I ended up with such a nasty friend.

Seeing her expression of utter disappointment, Wu Yue stepped forward and took her hand, saying in an annoyed tone, "Let's go, we can talk as we walk."

The two walked towards the place behind the tribe where bricks and tiles were fired.

"You can eat the eggs slowly. Doesn't your stomach hurt if you eat three at once?"

Qingcao sensed her friend's worry, chuckled, and patted her belly: "I am a little full, but last time we had a few eggs that went bad because they were left out for too long."

As she spoke, she looked heartbroken and regretful.

"Eggs are so delicious that everyone is reluctant to eat them. As a result, a lot of my eggs have gone bad. I can't even count them on one hand."

Other grandmas' houses also had eggs that had gone bad, so I thought I might as well eat them before they spoiled.

When the topic of rotten eggs came up, Qingcao's face was full of heartache, and Wuyue's lips twitched at the sight of her expression that looked like she wanted to swallow all the rotten eggs.

"You can't eat spoiled eggs, so don't try this."

Knowing that Yue would say that, Qingcao felt as if she had drunk a bowl of hot meat soup, feeling extremely comfortable.

"I just felt it was a bit of a waste, so I cooked one, but it was sent to the shaman that night."

Upon hearing this, Wu Yue stopped and stared at the endless green grass for a moment before suddenly saying in a serious tone, "Why don't you try eating poop? I heard it tastes pretty good when it's hot."

Upon hearing this, Qingcao was stunned for a moment, then quickly took several steps back, instantly widening the distance between herself and her friend.

"Moon, although I don't want to dislike you, isn't eating poop a bit too extreme?"

Wu Yue's face stiffened. Just then, out of the corner of her eye, she saw several tribesmen looking at her with strange expressions.

It was obvious that they had heard Green Grass's loud shout.

Wu Yue felt her face burning hot, and awkwardly looked at her tribesmen: "I was just joking with Qingcao, hahaha."

Several tribesmen laughed awkwardly upon hearing this, then turned tail and ran away.

Watching them slip away while glancing back at her, and exchanging words with each other from time to time, Wu Yue suddenly had a bad feeling.

It seems that the fact that I have this strange hobby of eating poop is about to spread throughout the tribe at an extremely fast speed, just like the rumor that Yuan Lang is incapacitated.

(End of this chapter)