Bringing a System to the Beast World

Chapter 384 The blueprint for a better life is shattered once again.
Wu Yue bounced the chubby blue cat's butt in her arms: "You still have the nerve to talk about Yuan Lang? Why don't you take a good look at yourself? Your butt is as big as two of my faces."

Upon hearing this, Tongzi looked at its host with a pitiful expression: "Host, you can insult me, but please don't insult my butt."

I'm awesome!

Wu Yue looked at the little boy in her arms with disbelief. The boy's face was full of seriousness. Did he mean that my face was not worthy of being compared with his butt?

If she can tolerate all this, she might as well quit being a witch and become a ninja in Japan!
He immediately forgot all about appreciating the orc's good looks, grabbed the blue fat man by the scruff of his neck, and slapped his fat buttocks several times.

The pain shot through her buttocks, and the crisp sound of the slap still echoed in her ears. The system looked at its own buttocks and its host's smug face in disbelief.

Only then did he realize that he had been spanked by the wretched host for a slip of the tongue.

This short, weak system, which was much larger than the host's two lifetimes combined, actually got a spanking?
If this gets out, will he still be able to maintain his position as president?

"Awooooo! Awooooo!"

You dog host, don't you have any dignity? You can't touch a man's butt!

Wu Yue squinted at the blue chubby doll in her hand, which wasn't even as long as her arm: "Where the hell did you get the idea that it's a man?"

After saying that, his eyes lewdly looked between the blue fat man's legs.

The dangerous gaze was so clear, how could Tongzi not sense it? She quickly tightened her anus and squeezed her legs together.

Looking at his shameless host with some shame and indignation: "Host, where is your integrity?"

Wu Yue scoffed, picked up the tub and swung it around: "You've eaten my integrity."

Tongzi: "..."

Dog host, don't think I don't know you're insulting me!
It's clearly the dog that ate your integrity, but you say I ate it, so you're implying I'm practically the dog?
"All these years of sincere friendship have been misplaced in the end!"

Wu Yue sighed deeply and gave her system a look of pity for someone with intellectual disabilities: "As a system, your math is really worrying. We haven't even known each other for a year yet."

Tongzi's face stiffened: "Ah... Ah ha, really? Then why do I feel like our relationship has lasted for centuries? It must be some kind of 'fate'!"

"It's a tragic fate..."

Wu Yue replied without any politeness.

While the two were bickering and attacking each other, Yuan Lang struggled to escape the onslaught from his father and mother and snuggled up to the little female he had been longing for.

Seeing the blue fat guy who had been secretly tinkering with his animal skins get a spanking made him feel incredibly happy, and even letting the rock salt tribe witch go wasn't so frustrating anymore.

As if sensing the orc's unfriendly gaze, the howling Tongzi turned its little head to look.

They saw that the big-butt orc was standing not far from them, looking on with great amusement.

The little hairy face immediately felt embarrassed and struggled to escape from its host's grasp: "Host, that big-butt orc seems to have something to say to you. I'm retreating first and going back to take a nice bath."

After saying that, it retreated, fiddling with its four little paws.

Looking at the guy's fat butt that wobbled as he ran, Wu Yue silently wiped away her sweat.

Damn, this furry kid is taking a nice bath! What kind of family does he come from?!

Is there any food to eat?

Looking at the little female in front of him, Yuan Lang felt the rage in his heart, which made him want to tear several ferocious beasts apart, gradually dissipate, replaced by an unprecedented sense of comfort and ease.

Seeing the exhaustion on the orc's face, Wu Yue felt as if she were being touched by a pair of soft little hands, and nodded: "Let's go."

After saying that, he turned and walked towards his own yard.

"The shaman of that rock salt tribe seems to know the original owner, and it seems that something happened between them."

The orc's voice was deep: "I originally thought that the witch wanted the original body to become her partner, but the original body refused. However, judging from the witch's reaction today, things are not that simple."

The priestess's words suggested she had sacrificed a great deal for the original owner of this body.

Is he connected to the original Yuan Lang?
Wu Yue frowned: "Don't you have this part of your memory?"

Yuan Lang shook his head: "If I had any memories, I should know this rock salt tribe witch, but I have no memory of that female at all."

It can't be amnesia, can it?
Thinking about how the original owner of this body was seriously injured when he came to this world, Yuan Lang felt somewhat uncertain.

"How is the priestess now?"

Although Tongzi had already mentioned the shrine maiden, Yuan Lang was unaware that he could communicate with Tongzi, so Wu Yue asked again.

“That witch is very obsessed, and she is not a disciple of a weak tribe, so I want to kill her to prevent her from causing trouble later.”

Speaking of this, Yuan Lang thought of the Poison Scorpion Tribe orcs who ruined his plans, and his handsome face darkened.

"But just when the witch was about to die, she was saved by the orcs of the Poison Scorpion tribe, and in the end, they had no choice but to leave."

With a creak, the door opened, and Wu Yue's voice rang out beside her: "Come in."

"What? Is Your Excellency afraid of a mere disciple of a sorcerer?"

The little female's voice carried a faint smile and teasing tone, and her watery eyes, filled with moonlight, looked at him with a smile as well.

Yuan Lang felt a tingling, numbing sensation in his heart, as if something had scratched it.

This was probably the first time the little female had called him "General" after she learned his identity.

Thinking about it carefully, it's been a long time since Teng Qian and Teng Kun started calling me "boss," and for a moment it feels a bit unfamiliar and nostalgic.

The two walked into the kitchen, and Wu Yue took the food out of the pot and placed it in the pavilion in the yard.

Looking at the orc's eating style, which seemed to be ingrained in his bones, I couldn't help but recall how I usually ate.

But the memories in her mind were abruptly cut off after only the first frame.

She refused to recall anything about needing to use a bowl for eating.
"The rock salt tribe witches are not in the same territory as us. Although the Crimson Flame Plain is adjacent to the polar forest, the distance between them is not close at all."

If she could use the salt trade to make things difficult for us before, now that we have our own salt, she can't control us anymore. There's just one thing we still need to be careful about.”

After learning today that the rock salt tribe's shaman had not died, Wu Yue thought about what it would be like if she were that shaman.
Ha ha
Although she wouldn't be so shameless as to pursue a male who doesn't like her, if she were almost killed and barely escaped with her life, and her heart was still full of hatred...

That means they will use every means at their disposal to make sure the other party doesn't get away with it.

Therefore, putting myself in her shoes, that shrine maiden wasn't exactly a saint either; she was bound to be burdened.

While enjoying a relaxing bath, Tongzi heard its host's thoughts and couldn't help but immerse its mouth in the bathwater and burst into loud laughter.

The dog's host is so self-aware; she even knows she's no saint.

Yuan Lang was eating his food, waiting for the little female to say something next, but he didn't hear it for a long time.

He looked up with some confusion and saw a rather ferocious expression on the little female's face: "Are you thinking about that enemy?"

When the orc asked her that question, Wu Yue finally came to her senses. Her face turned serious as she said, "I was thinking, if I were that rock salt tribe witch, I would definitely do everything I could to get revenge on you. If I can't kill you, I'll take down your tribe."

Yuan Lang's expression suddenly stiffened: "Wake up, you are now a shaman disciple of this tribe."

Wu Yue chuckled awkwardly: "So it's good that we know that witch will definitely come to take revenge on us. We should not let our guard down and should work hard to become stronger."

She thought her brilliant speech would earn her an approving look from the orc, but instead, after the orc ate ​​a mouthful of rice, he looked at her with that same kind of expression.

Wu Yue felt as if she wanted to wash her father's feet but was overwhelmed by the strong smell coming from the front of her. She felt a sense of being mistreated because she cared about him.

I just want to ask, is he dissatisfied?
But the words he was about to say turned into a grin when he saw the orc's muscular arms and well-developed pectoral muscles.

"Go back and rest early after you finish eating. You must be very tired from not resting for so long."

Seeing the little female's angry but irritable appearance, Yuan Lang felt no depression and could only use food to cover up his upturned lips.

"After the trade fair ends, we can focus on storing food. With the heated kang (traditional heated brick bed), we can spend the winter sleeping on it."

Imagine eating hot food on a warm kang (heated brick bed), and occasionally roasting sweet potatoes or potatoes in the stove, or even...
She could also hug and stroke her chubby little tang, life couldn't be better, it was exactly the lazy life she dreamed of.

Imagining a wonderful life, a certain female unconsciously burst into laughter, looking like a foolish son of a landlord.

But the next moment, the orc ruthlessly shattered her beautiful imagination: "As far as I know, large beasts and ferocious monsters lack food in winter, and there are always beast tides attacking various tribes. There is no such thing as a pleasant winter life."

Wu Yue's face suddenly froze: "What? A beast tide!"

Damn it, why has no one ever told her that the miserable winter with no food is also accompanied by something even more miserable like beast tides?

Seeing her disillusioned expression, Yuan Lang couldn't help but laugh out loud: "You don't actually think that the high status of orc warriors and half-orc warriors is just because they are always at the forefront of battles, do you?"

Wu Yue looked embarrassed. What could she say?
That's exactly what she thought before!
"A beast tide! Is it terrifying? How many beasts are there?"

"Winter is a terrifying season not only because of the lack of food, but more importantly because of the beast tides."

When winter was halfway over, many large and ferocious beasts had already eaten up all the food available for hunting in the surrounding area, so our tribes became their targets.

High-level ferocious beasts are very intelligent. They will not attack the tribe on their own, but will always gather other ferocious beasts and beasts from their territory to form a beast tide.

Therefore, the tribe's food was first provided to the orc warriors and half-orc warriors.

Wu Yue's lips twitched. Damn it, one group of ferocious beasts was already powerful enough, and now they were telling her there was a beast tide!

When dealing with ferocious beasts, ordinary males would be nothing more than easy prey.

Wu Yue touched her slightly aching heart. Why did she feel so miserable?

All I want is a simple, idyllic life in the countryside. God, do you have a problem with this lovely, kind, and beautiful little female?
"Ugh~"

The sound of vomiting, so clear it seemed to surround the user from every angle, echoed in the user's mind. While taking a bath and listening to gossip, the system felt a bit nauseous from its host's shameless self-praise and inadvertently made a sound that could be misunderstood.

"Host, I ate a bit too much, you'll understand, right?"

Wu Yue chuckled: "I understand, I understand. Take your time soaking. I'll get you a massage with animal oil later!"

Let's turn your system into a "Ma-Sha-Tong" system, or "Ma-Tong" for short!
Sensing the deep malice emanating from its host, the system decisively jumped out of its beloved little bathtub with its fur dripping wet.

A bath is precious, a massage is even more expensive, but for the sake of my life, I can give up both.

He packed his small belongings and decided to hide at his younger brother's house until things calmed down before returning.

After calling out twice, there was still no sound from his system, so Wu Yue vaguely guessed that the thing must have run away soaking wet.

You're lucky you ran fast!

"Is there any way to minimize tribal casualties?"

Wu Yue suddenly felt a heavy weight in her heart. Since danger was already imminent, she could only postpone her idea of ​​living a peaceful life.

Yuan Lang frowned: "I've already tried to make the bow and arrows I used before, but the material for the bowstring is never quite right."

"Is it made of animal sinew?"

Wu Yue didn't know much about weapons, but she had read about them in some books before. Animal sinew was considered one of the better materials for making bowstrings.

Yuan Lang nodded: "Teng Qian, Teng Kun, and I will use the animal tendons we bring back from the hunt to try them out. Perhaps it's because the beastmen are strong, but even the strongest beasts' tendons will break after only a few uses."

Indeed, Wu Yue also thought of the orc warriors in this world who could easily lift hundreds of pounds and still move with the speed of the wind.

"Since the sinews of wild beasts cannot be used, what about ferocious beasts?"

Yuan Lang nodded: "I haven't tried it yet. I also have a few beast tendons, but after trying a few, they were all somewhat unsatisfactory. If I still can't find a suitable one among the remaining ones..."

His deep eyes gazed into the depths of the polar forest: "I'm afraid we'll have to go back into the forest again."

"Have you ever thought about building an army of pure human soldiers, like the one your country used to have?"

(End of this chapter)