After transmigrating into the book, she became the male god's white moonlight.

Chapter 154 Why is it so difficult to go to the toilet?
On the periphery of the crowd.

"Young master, two strings of candied hawthorns will cost ten coins in total."

The vendor held a gourd handle, from which were stuck strings of tempting black and red candied hawthorns.

"garrulous."

Dressed in a red robe, Xing Shu gave the money to the vendor, her slender fingers holding two strings of candied hawthorns.

Each grain is plump and translucent, making them irresistibly appetizing.

Xing Shu turned to the side, just about to hand one of the candied hawthorn skewers to the person beside her.

But he found that the woman was no longer by his side.

Her long, narrow, and alluring eyes looked around, finally settling on the graceful figure in the center of the platform.

His beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, a glint of something unreadable flashing within them.

……

"I didn't expect it. I didn't expect it."

The host looked at the couplets pasted on the wall with a look of amazement.

"Young lady, you are truly talented, to be able to write such an extraordinary second line."

"Come, come, there's one last pair. Once you've matched them, the white jade hairpin in this box is yours, young lady."

The host, as if he had found a treasure, gave the last piece to Lu You.

The first line reads: "Have you not seen the Yellow River's waters come from the sky, rushing to the sea never to return?"

Lu You: ...

Why is it so hard to find a toilet these days?
The second line reads: "You won't listen, insisting on treating an urgent matter as a solution to a problem; wanting to defecate makes no sense."

[Host, I didn't know you had such good writing skills! How did you come up with this?]

Lu You's face was full of sorrow. "No, you don't understand. I'm just expressing my feelings."

As soon as she finished speaking, the pain in her stomach returned at an inopportune moment.

Lu You's small face trembled beneath her veil, and she instinctively covered her stomach.

"it is good!"

"That's absolutely right!"

A round of applause and cheers erupted from below the stage.

Lu You: ...This is fucking okay?! (Furious.jpg)
Is this what the ancients meant by "blindly looking"?
"Young lady, you haven't taken your gift yet."

Seeing that Lu You was about to leave again, the host quickly grabbed the box that was on the table.

Do you have any paper?

Lu You paused, then turned around and said.

Suddenly, a flash of white caught my eye.

The host looked slightly bewildered. "Paper? What paper?"

Lu You walked straight past him and picked up the two remaining sheets of Xuan paper on the table.

Although it's not the kind of toilet paper specifically for use in the outhouse, it's passable.

"Girl, this is your gift."

The host hurriedly shoved the box into Luyou's hands, afraid she would run away again.

"Gift?"

A small 'gurgle' came from her belly, and Lu You's fair face instantly scrunched up.

"Hehe, that's right, it's a genuine mutton fat jade hairpin."

The host opened the box in his hand, and a gentle white light flashed out, revealing a unique charm under the red light.

The crowd below the platform was also drawn to the soft light.

"Is this the legendary mutton-fat jade? Seeing is believing."

"That's right. It's worth seeing such rare mutton-fat jade even now."

Lu You: ? ? ?
Her shimmering fox eyes gazed at the hairpin in the exquisite box, a complex emotion flickering in them.

"Are you sure this is made of mutton fat jade?"

A hint of doubt flashed across the host's face. "This was told to me personally by a friend of mine who works in a jade shop. Could it be false?"

Lu You's eyes flickered, her features as beautiful and graceful as a charming green mountain. "You've been deceived."

Her figure was graceful, and her curvaceous body was revealed beneath the layers of red dress.

His words carried a hint of certainty.

Hehehe, this is an extra chapter for 2000 votes!

(Xiaxia: I'll continue to update when it reaches 2500 words, please vote!)
Note: The above poems are all just for fun, don't take them seriously (￣y▽￣)~* *covers mouth and giggles*
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