After transmigrating into the book, she became the male god's white moonlight.

Chapter 153 Emergency Relief = Problem Solving
"Is there any young man willing to come up and solve these riddles? Once you've solved these couplets, you can take the little gift on them right away."

The host posted the couplets, which were easily displayed using the red light of the lanterns.

First line: Thunderclap, this heaven-reaching cultivation, the sky collapses and the earth sinks, a purple-gold hammer.

"Holy crap, what kind of couplet is this?"

"Yeah, it doesn't fit the theme of this year's Qixi Festival at all, does it?"

"Exactly, are they just trying to fob us off?"

The couplet was met with a chorus of sighs from below.

"Borrowed, borrowed."

Lu You pushed through the dense crowd, her face pale as she clutched her stomach.

Unable to resist any longer, I casually asked the person next to me, "Hey buddy, do you have any tissues? I need some."

"Huh? Solve the problem?"

The surrounding noise was deafening, and the middle-aged man in coarse linen clothes replied without quite hearing what was said.

Lu You: ...

"No, it's for emergency relief."

"Solve the problem???"

"It is not……"

He was interrupted before he could finish speaking.

"Alright, alright, I know."

The middle-aged man greeted them with unusual enthusiasm, "Hey, hey, hey, someone here needs help with a math problem."

Immediately, the middle-aged man shoved Lu You, who was standing next to him, forward.

"Young lady, are you the one who needs help solving this problem?"

The host smiled at the person in front of him and subconsciously lowered his voice.

They were afraid of scaring away the only person they had managed to recruit.

Lu You: ? ? ?
I need to relieve myself urgently.

"Ah, right, right, this is where we solve problems."

Lu You: ? ? ?
"Come here, young lady, the first line of the couplet is here, but I don't know if you know it..."

[What? Host, you need to solve a problem? ???]

Lu You: ...

This is the first time I've ever felt so exhausted from communicating with someone.

Lu You bent down, picked up her brush, and dipped it into the ink on the inkstone.

On the table that had been set up beforehand, a sentence was hastily written on a piece of white paper.

The second line reads: "The outhouse, this sudden urge to defecate caused constipation and a back injury." After writing this, Lu You breathed a sigh of relief; this time, she should be able to understand it.

The host picked up the couplet written in black and white on the table, and after reading it, he had a complicated expression on his face.

This immediately piqued the curiosity of the people below the platform.

"Hey buddy, what's wrong? Why that look on your face?"

"Yes, show it to us."

"What's going on? What is this all about?"

The host posted the solution to the second line of the couplet on it.

After finishing, he took a step back, shook his head, and said, "Wonderful, absolutely wonderful!"

"This is the first time I've ever seen someone describe going to the outhouse in such a refined and elegant way."

It can also seamlessly connect the top and bottom diagonally.

"This girl is truly a rare talent!"

Lu You: What? ? ?

"Don't go, girl, there are still two couplets you haven't finished matching."

Just as he took out a new first line of a couplet, he saw the woman in the red dress about to leave.

He stopped her, a hint of anxiety flashing across his face, "You can only leave with the gift after you've checked all the answers."

Lu You: ...

The first line of the couplet reads: "Mountains and rivers block the way, seemingly without a path."

The host posted the questions.

Lu You frowned slightly and emphasized again, "I'm here to help in an emergency, not to solve a problem."

"Hey, I know you need to solve a problem, let's get started!"

Lu You: !!!
Damn it!
My stomach started churning in waves, accompanied by a piercing pain.

Lu You picked up her pen and quickly wrote down the second line of the couplet.

The second line: You want to poop but can't hold it in!

Damn, this time it's obvious enough, isn't it?!

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That concludes today's update.

Hehehe (￣y▽￣)~*covering mouth and giggling
If possible, there should be extra chapters.

To let my little cutie see it as soon as possible, Xiaxia has decided to update as early as possible, hehehe.

I was worried that you cuties wouldn't have enough, so I'm posting both pictures together this time (￣y▽￣)~* *covers mouth and giggles*
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