Quick Transmigration: Hosts, We're Only Responsible for Counterattacking

Chapter 184 The World Has Mermaid Language (28)

Shen Yun first went to the place where Nangong Fangrui was imprisoned.

Goodness, the people here are really ruthless, and Nangong Fangrui is truly pitiful.

She has her own face, but is missing both arms, and her face looks like it's been covered with ten layers of lime powder.

She looked like she was close to death, but thankfully we found some good medicine to keep her alive.

Since she's living such a miserable life, she can finally relax.

As night fell, Shen Yun ripped off his beard and then strolled around Ai Wan's room with a nonchalant air.

Honestly, with her looks now, no one can compare to her.

Therefore, Ai Wan will definitely come to find her.

Originally, they planned to proceed gradually, but if Ai Wan continued to kill like this, she would truly become invincible.

Yan Fa'an's martial arts skills are indeed high, but the problem is that he is completely naive. If his opponent is plotting something bad during a fight, he won't even know it.

"Who are you? I've never seen you before."

The warbling of the oriole is nothing special.

Shen Yun turned around, clasped her hands in a salute, and said, "I am newly transferred here, so Miss Ai Wan has not met me before." After saying that, she pinched her thigh hard.

Her cheeks flushed slightly, just as she had expected.

I've seen plenty of Ai Wan like this; she's probably only asking to be transferred here because she admires her. She's good-looking, but I wonder how good her martial arts are?
"So many people have gone missing lately, I'm terrified." Ai Wan gently placed her hand on her chest, as if cradling her heart.

Shen Yun couldn't help but curse a few times in his heart.

“Miss Aiwan, don’t worry. Although I am just a guard, I have practiced martial arts since I was a child and I will definitely not let anyone hurt you.”

"I'm going to admire the moon. Will you protect me?" Ai Wan curled her lips into a smile, her eyes alluring and seductive, as if trying to captivate anyone's heart.

Wow, she's wearing a full face of makeup, and her clothes are carefully chosen. She's also wearing a pearl necklace made of pearls the size of a fingernail around her waist.

This looks like they're about to unleash a powerful move.

Shen Yun nodded, his face beaming with joy. "It is my honor to be able to protect Miss Ai Wan."

"Then let's go."

The two sat together on the rock, looking at the moon.

The round moon looks just like a freshly baked pancake.

Shen Yun touched her stomach; she was hungry.

"Moonlight filters through the curtains, wind rustles through the bamboo, and the two eyebrows of the woman lean against the screen, filled with sorrow. The moonlight tonight is truly beautiful."

Shen Yun's gaze was drawn to a bamboo leaf, adorned with a single dewdrop, making it appear exceptionally verdant.

Seeing that she was being ignored, Ai Wan's expression turned somewhat bad, and she raised her voice slightly, "In the morning mirror, I worry about my changing hair; at night, I feel the cold moonlight as I recite poems."

Why are you shouting so loudly?
Shen Yun looked at her as if she were an idiot. Sitting here in the cold wind at night, reciting poetry, her brain must have been cracked by nutcrackers.

Ai Wan instinctively felt that the way the young guard was looking at her was strange; it didn't seem like admiration, but rather more like disdain. However, she was unwilling to admit it, thinking that perhaps she was mistaken.

Only then did Shen Yun realize what was happening, and said with admiration in his eyes, "Miss Ai is indeed talented and beautiful, far surpassing my abilities."

Ai Wan's expression froze. Was there something wrong with what he said? Shouldn't he be using this opportunity to express his love for her?

Does this kid really think he's here to protect her?

No way.

She coughed twice, then deliberately moved to the side.

The intense, almost pungent, floral scent immediately filled my nostrils, making it hard to breathe.

Even the most pleasant scent becomes torture when it's too strong. Shen Yun gasped for breath, feeling as if she had fallen into a vat of perfume. Her gaze fell on Ai Wan, who was bowing her head slightly, looking shy and timid. She wondered if Ai Wan's greatest weapon was the ability to directly suffocate people with her stench.

She felt that perhaps her guess was correct.

"Men and women should not touch each other. I should stand at the back." With that, Shen Yun was about to get up.

There's no way to let go of a duck that's already in your mouth. Ai Wan smiled and took the hand of the person in front of her. "Actually, I noticed you a long time ago."

"Scumbag woman," Shen Yun muttered, pursing her lips. She wondered how many people she had said that to.

Seeing that the person in front of her remained silent, Ai Wan smiled, her bright eyes seemingly sparkling.

She reached out and brushed away the stray hairs that had fallen across her forehead.

Noticing that her hand seemed to land unintentionally on her back, Shen Yun couldn't help but tense up.

Is this... is this what they mean by taking off your clothes and doing *that*?
Unexpectedly, the hand did not move down her back to her shoulder, but instead shifted its position and gradually moved towards the back of her head.

Shen Yun shuddered and stood up abruptly, saying to Ai Wan, who looked even more beautiful in the moonlight, "With such moonlight, how about I play a tune?"

Without waiting for a reply, she leaped up and plucked the bamboo leaf she had been longing for.

He put it to his mouth without thinking.

2345 hid in the corner, his face full of admiration. He couldn't believe that his host had such abilities.

"Puff puff puff puff puff..."

Ai Wan could no longer maintain her smile; her cheeks stiffened and her fingers gradually clenched.

If someone can blow a bamboo leaf and make it sound like a fart, they're definitely playing a trick on her.

But after a while, the sound of blowing bamboo leaves, which was like farting, did not stop. Could this be the real level? Ai Wan couldn't help but be suspicious. After all, who would expose their own shortcomings?

After the song ended, as was customary, Shen Yun asked first, "Was it good?"

Ai Wan was shocked. How dare this person ask her for her opinion? Doesn't he have any self-awareness?

As it turned out, Shen Yun really didn't know the answer. Her focused gaze was full of questions, and Ai Wan believed that if she didn't give a clear answer, the little guard might not give up.

"Ahem," Ai Wan felt she couldn't tell the truth, but she also couldn't blindly praise someone. "Have you never heard other people's opinions?"

“No!” Shen Yun looked at her with an appreciative gaze. “You are the first person who can listen to my song in its entirety.”

Shen Yun never understood one thing: why the people next to her always looked constipated and eventually fled when she played a tune.

Of course, she wouldn't admit that the tune she played was bad.

Since it's not my problem, then it must be the problem of those other people.

Look at Ai Wan, isn't she still smiling as she speaks to her?
She's God's own daughter; she certainly wouldn't lie.

Ai Wan felt wronged. She had always been pampered and cherished, but now she felt insulted.

"Very good." This was the highest praise she could give.

"Then I'll play another tune." Shen Yun was very excited that someone had recognized his talent.

Before Ai Wan could refuse, she heard the "pfft pfft..." sound again.

2345 fell to the ground in pain, covering its ears with its two little paws.

The horrifying sound was truly terrifying.

The host's confident expression and posture don't seem like someone who can produce such a sound at all.

I almost forgot to update! I have some drafts saved up, and I'll update a lot more once it's published...

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