Quick Transmigration: Hosts, We're Only Responsible for Counterattacking

Chapter 183 The World Has Mermaid Language (27)

Yan Fa'an listened attentively, eager to learn.

After he had listened to everything and was about to put it into practice, he found that the person had already disappeared.

The waiter chuckled lewdly, "I think that young master went in the southeast direction. You can still catch up with him now."

Xiao Er sighed inwardly, never expecting that he would actually save a marriage.

He was indeed a very kind person.

On the other side, after Shen Yun left the house, he found a restaurant, ordered a mutton hot pot, and ate it with great relish.

2345 maliciously speculates, "Host, you're not doing this on purpose, are you?"

Even if Yan Fa'an had lost his mind, he would never develop feelings for Ai Wan. As for his suitors, they had all become the "flowers of the Eastern Depot," too busy worrying about their own affairs to bother Yan Fa'an.

Rounding up, it equals that Yan Fa'an's banquet is currently useless to the host.

That's why you left so decisively?

2345 The more he thought about it, the more convinced he was that his idea was right.

The host definitely wants to discard the donkey after it has served its purpose.

2345 jumped onto the table, snatched the slices of mutton from Chen Yun's bowl, and chewed while saying, "Mmm." [Delicious, delicious... Host, when are you going back?]

Shen Yun stared intently at the piece of mutton for a long time, then chuckled.

Should we go back and retrieve the blankets?

Get lost.

“Yan Fa’an needs someone to warm his bed right now.” Shen Yun looked at the white dumpling and suddenly her eyes lit up. “Why don’t you transform into an unparalleled beauty and warm his bed?”

"This is an excellent idea," Shen Yun thought to himself with satisfaction.

2345 paused in chewing the meat slices, then let out a fierce howl, [Host, I am male!]

"Tsk, you don't understand. Love doesn't distinguish between men and women. Besides, you say you're male, do you have any proof?"

2345 wished it could brush aside the downy hair around its legs and show its host what a true iron-blooded man's body looked like, but unfortunately it didn't have such a thick skin.

"Aww..." [I have no magic power, I can't turn into a human.] 2345 snatched the mutton slices again and chewed quickly.

The biggest advantage of following the host is that you can eat all the delicacies in the world.

"Then what do you think, how about I make him an inflatable one?"

Pfft, 2345 almost spat out the meat it had swallowed. When it came to its senses, it looked at Shen Yun with a complicated expression. Of course, its furry face didn't reveal any complicated feelings at all.

It's completely unimaginable what it would be like for Yan Fa'an to be holding an inflatable woman.

"By the way, how are those four beauties from the Eastern Depot doing?" As one of his important targets, Shen Yun was still very concerned.

She stomped really hard that day, and even ran over someone hard. If she could regain her male characteristics, she would rather destroy the world than continue doing her missions peacefully.

While her opponent drove a high-speed car, she honestly relied on her two feet, taking one step at a time. Was this some kind of joke?

2345 glanced at it, then sighed in frustration. What kind of mess is this?
According to the host's wishes, the four people become eunuchs, but people who like Ai Wan keep coming one after another. The four people will become jealous, and because of their physical defects, their personalities become twisted, and they will do all sorts of indescribable, cruel and violent things.

"Aww." [These four people became close sisters with Ai Wan; there was no sarcasm involved, it was just the literal meaning.]

Shen Yun couldn't help but let go, and both chopsticks fell to the ground.

After a long while, Shen Yun somehow acquired a pipe, but without lighting it, he put it in his mouth and said, "Show me a live stream."

They say seeing is believing, but Shen Yun doesn't really believe that anymore.

She rubbed her eyes hard and then began to zone out.

Is she blind? She actually saw these four men getting ready with Ai Wan. What kind of bizarre development is this?

"Wanwan, your skin is so fair, you should use peach-pink rouge to make your skin look like jade." "Wanwan, come and take a look at this fairy dress. I embroidered a few irises on it. I wonder if you like it?"

……

Haha, she must be crazy.

Otherwise, how could we have witnessed such a horrific scene?

Can lovers really turn into sisters?
She must have seen it wrong.

Shen Yun rubbed his eyes again, but the terrifying scene not only did not disappear, but became even worse. The five people in the scene looked like conjoined twins.

This task is impossible to complete.

2345 was also in a bad mood; it never expected that such an outrageous thing would happen to it.

Should it be said that true feelings and true love exist in the world?
"Bang!" Shen Yun slammed his hand on the table. "Damn it, I'm going to kill them all right now!"

With Ai Wan around, how could the Nangong family possibly fall apart?

It's one thing to have men in the harem, but now even the "flower" of the Eastern Depot has one.

The Flower of the Eastern Depot?

Have it.

Just as the white dumpling, whose heart was in her throat, was about to say a few words of advice, she heard Shen Yun speak.

"Hehehe, I'm going to turn all of Ai Wan's men into flowers of the Eastern Depot."

She refused to believe that they could become sisters. Besides, even if they became good sisters, there would always be differences in closeness and distance.

So, Shen Yun returned to the Nangong family once again, and she specially put on a big beard on her chin.

Although she knew that these "flowers of the Eastern Depot" were supposed to like Ai Wan, what if her body became abnormal and then her mind became abnormal? She was so beautiful, she couldn't let these perverts see her.

"Hey you with the big beard, stop right there. I'm talking to you. Don't look at anyone else."

Shen Yun, who was just about to hide in the back: ...

The head guard walked up to her, frowning. "Where are you from? I've never seen you before."

Shen Yun had no choice but to tear off his thick beard, then stepped forward and said, "I've noticed that most of the people who have gotten into trouble these days are decent-looking men, so I thought that wearing a beard would make me a little safer."

If the Nangong family continues to die at this rate, Ai Wan will soon have mastered her divine skills.

The head guard thought for a moment, then patted Shen Yun on the shoulder. "Good lad, you really have potential."

He'll put one up later too.

Shen Yun drew a circle on the ground with his toe, looking somewhat hesitant, then gritted his teeth and said, "I think the murderer is very likely a woman who is often sexually unsatisfied."

The head guard became serious. "How do you know?"

Not only his subordinates, but also many of his disciples have gone missing one after another. Judging from the previous situation, these disappearances should mean they are dead.

"The clothes on those corpses looked strange to me; it was as if someone had dressed them for me."

The head guard immediately understood the circumstances under which someone's clothes would be disheveled.

It is said that women are like wolves at thirty and tigers at forty, so this must be a woman of considerable age.

Thinking of this, the captain of the guard couldn't help but shudder. The matter of applying the beard was urgent, and he had to go and prepare it now.

I opened the author's assistant, expecting a sweet recommendation, but it was blocked because of its explicit content. Ugh (⊙o⊙)…

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