Sky Curtain: My Great Qin must have an aircraft carrier!

Lu Li never expected that his casual browsing of short videos in the first row of the classroom would be broadcast live simultaneously across countless worlds!
The opening line, "Feudal dynasties rarely last more than three hundred years," immediately broke Qin Shi Huang's composure, made Li Shimin break out in a cold sweat, and enraged Zhu Yuanzhang to the point of wanting to skin his rebellious son alive!
As missiles from the Gulf War illuminated the night sky, the First Emperor gazed at the "Iron Bird" and fell into deep thought: Is this some kind of magic?
When the video comparing "pig kidney face" to "mango face" went viral, Old Zhu, carrying a large jujube wood stick, chased Zhu Di all over the city: You really are our good eldest son!
When Lu Li casually clicked on "When the Yellow River runs clear, a sage will appear," emperors of all dynasties fell silent, kneeling and begging for this divine skill to govern the world!
Lu Li: I just wanted to receive a two-yuan red envelope, why do you all call me an immortal?