I founded the "Bragging Cult" in Naruto.

I've been transported to the world of Naruto, starting as an orphan. What do I do? Urgent!
Ding! The Praise and Guidance System is now activated!
Minato Namikaze: "The biggest lie I've ever heard in my life was Tatsuma-kun's praise of me."
Nine-Tails: "That day I finally managed to get out, but that bastard said I was the strongest tailed beast he had ever seen, and then he knocked me down to Kushina's 'uh's belly' in one go."
Madara Uchiha: "I asked him if he wanted to dance too. Then he said that my dancing skills were unparalleled in the ninja world, and that the human world could no longer tolerate me, so I was sent back to the Pure Land."
Jiraiya: "Minato Namikaze is the best ninja; no other ninja can compare to him. Tatsuma Sakamoto? Too bad he only has a mouth."