Naruto: I'm really not an evil scientist!

Synopsis: I'm currently in Konoha, a League of Legends alchemist Singed template. My hobby is dissecting a few spies during afternoon tea. Everyone calls me an evil scientist, but I'm an officially certified, legally compliant experimentalist in Konoha! Brother, do you think that's plausible? Some say I'm one of Konoha's Twin Wolves—that's utter slander! I, Hiruko, never flaunt my abilities! Orochimaru: "Most importantly, Hiruko's gaze towards me is a bit off?" Tsunade: "Damn harem man! Give me back the Wood Release bloodstains!" Hiruko: "Tsunade, you don't want the Wood Release bloodstains to flow to other clans, do you?" Jiraiya: "Hiruko, could you tell me more about the story of 'Ai-ri has a good father'? I want to write it in the latest 'Make-Out Paradise'!" PS: True science-themed protagonist, scientifically transforming the ninja world, experienced author, guaranteed quality, first subscription 500+, daily subscription 10,000+.