Your Majesty, please resign again

Chapter 94 It was just ordinary at that time... (Second update, also a 5,000-word chapter!)

The gate of Gongyuan is open.

The government officials lined up to maintain order and conduct inspections before entering the Gongyuan.

One of the guards stood with his legs crossed in front of the door, took a deep breath, and shouted in a stern voice: "It is forbidden to cheat in the examination room. If any candidate borrows a fake residence address, complies with discipline, increases or decreases seniority, fakes his or her name, he or she will be blackmailed."

Writing documents, assigning questions, making noise in the room, slandering the boss, changing family status, changing test papers, etc. This is all fraud, please leave immediately, we will not investigate further!

It is strictly prohibited to bring anything into the Gongyuan! Except for the necessary Four Treasures of the Study, all kinds of folders, cheat sheets, books, and markers are not allowed to be carried. Please check it yourself. If you have similar items, please put them in the basket in front of the door. They are not allowed here.

It's considered a violation, but if we wait to find out, it's fraud! Listen clearly, it's fraud!

This dynasty's fraud punishment adopts the recommendation and joint sitting system, that is, candidates and local officials are jointly and severally responsible for the authenticity of candidates' information and whether candidates cheat in the examination room!

Listen clearly, as long as a candidate in one area cheats, other candidates and examiners in the same area as the cheating candidate will be jointly and severally punished. The candidate will be disqualified from the examination for that year, and the examiner will be demoted in the lightest case, or directly in the worst case.

Deposed!"

The Osamu's fish-eye-like eyes scanned the entire audience, and all the candidates he targeted turned their attention away.

He patrolled for a week, and then said decisively: "Start self-examination, and start inspection in a quarter of an hour!"

For a time, all the students in the college checked their test boxes. Brothers Zhang Heng and Zeng Xiaozong made no movement. This was a sign of confidence that Mrs. Zeng had checked them over and over again. Moreover, the place was in a mess. If the test boxes were opened, they would be

If a person stuffs something into it, he will lose more than he gains.

A quarter of an hour later, the superintendent gave the order and the search began.

Zhang Heng and the Zeng brothers were at the back, waiting leisurely for the people in front to search.

Zhang Heng looked around at the rare scene in front of him, and suddenly saw someone greeting him: "Brother Ju Zheng! Brother Ju Zheng!"

Zhang Heng raised his eyes and saw that it was brothers Han Jiang and Han Zhen, followed by Lu Gong, Su Song and others, who were probably from the Imperial College.

Zhang Heng quickly raised his hand to greet them, and someone else greeted them: "Brother Ju Zheng, Brother Ju Zheng!"

Zhang Heng looked over again, hey, that was Yang Zhi who almost had a conflict at the polo field that day.

Yang Zhi waved to him with a smile on his face, and Zhang Heng immediately knew that Yang Zhi already knew his identity.

This is inevitable. Although he seldom appears in public, Zhang Twenty-Four's reputation is too great and his circle is small. It is inevitable that there will be people who know him. It is normal for someone to correct him.

Zhang Heng had no ill feelings towards Yang Zhi, and smiled and returned the favor: "Brother Shenxian, after Qiu Wei, I will invite you to Fanlou for dinner!"

Yang Zhi was overjoyed when he heard this: "That's great, but it's better to come down and treat us!"

Han Jiang and others immediately started shouting: "Hey, it's not fun for Zhang Twenty-four to treat us old friends without inviting us!"

Zhang Heng laughed and said: "Let's do it together!"

Everyone cheered immediately.

Seeing someone disrupting the order of the examination room, the damn fish-eyed officer shouted angrily: "Quiet! Quiet! This is a tribute house, not a brothel! Anyone who makes any more noise will be kicked out!"

For a moment, the courtyard suddenly became quiet, and the candidates were like quails obediently accepting the inspection.

Zhang Heng also followed the team obediently. Suddenly, someone in front shouted loudly: "This is not mine, this is not mine, how could I bring the entrainment book? It's unfair! It's unfair, I want to see the examiner!..."

The officer shouted angrily: "Detain him! Then let the chief examiner determine the responsibility!"

The sound of crying to heaven and earth faded away.

Suddenly, a lot of brochures fell quietly among the team. Zhang Heng took a closer look and saw that all kinds of beautifully crafted cheat sheets, stationery, and enclosed brochures were thrown on the floor. There were some people outside the group who quietly retreated and disappeared into the crowd.

Among them, he probably ran away secretly and came here to ghostwrite.

Zhang Heng couldn't help but laugh. Sure enough, people from all dynasties and generations have cheated on exams, but those who are so attentive are still rare.

Zhang Heng followed the team forward. When it was their turn, the guards asked them to open the test box. Zhang Heng did as he was told. When he opened it, the guards immediately let out a sigh.

The officer thought something was wrong, so he immediately came over and immediately smiled when he saw it. Compared with other people's test boxes, the test boxes of Zhang Heng and the Zeng brothers were clearly visible. The writing and ink were all fixed, and the rest of the food and drink boxes were clearly visible.

Bedding and other things are also in good order, and the test box is probably specially designed. Even the material of the test box is very exquisite. At first glance, it looks like it belongs to a wealthy family.

Oshi waved his hand: "Check it, start counting, don't damage it."

The officer quickly checked it carefully, and there was nothing wrong with it. There was nothing wrong with the test box, and the person also had to check it. The officer saw that Zhang Heng had an outstanding appearance, and although his clothes were not flashy, he could tell at the first touch that the materials were not cheap, and he knew this man in his heart.

It was not an ordinary house, so the search was much gentler, and it was quickly passed.

Zhang Heng packed up the test box and went inside. He found his test room according to the test number plate. The test room was indeed cramped and shabby. Fortunately, it was August, and although it was a bit cool, it was not too cold.

But when he thought that after autumn and spring came, it would be freezing cold and it would be too cold to hide under the quilt, and he had to spend three days and two nights in this environment, Zhang Heng shuddered.

"No pain No gain!"

Zhang Heng comforted himself in his heart, then got into the examination room, took out all kinds of stationery and arranged it, and then took out a thin quilt to cushion it, so that sitting like this would not hurt his buttocks, but he was helpless.

, but you will suffer.

Zhang Heng had just finished decorating his small nest when he heard someone nearby wailing: "Damn it! Who put me in this place where grains are reincarnated! At night, the stench will fill the sky, and by then I will

How can I endure it, yue! yue!..."

Probably thinking of the smell, the man couldn't help but retched first.

Zhang Heng: "..."

Zhang Heng couldn't help but mourn for this brother. However, the next moment, he felt that something was about to come out of his belly. He quickly raised his hand. A nearby officer came over and asked, "What's the matter with this gentleman?"

Zhang Heng said embarrassedly: "I defecate at this time every day..."

The officer immediately understood: "Come on, come on this way."

Zhang Heng followed the officer, and then he saw the protagonist who had just cried. The gentleman boiled a pot of water with red eyes, and was pouring the water. He planned to drink some water and press it down, but he saw Zhang Heng coming with the officer.

His eyes suddenly widened: "Hey! No! No! Brother, you are going to..."

Zhang Heng was very embarrassed. While he sympathized with this brother, he couldn't suppress the rebellion in his stomach. He could only smile bitterly and didn't answer. He lowered his head and got into the toilet. There was a crackling sound, and then there was a slight stench.

Overflowed, and the scholar suddenly started to scream again.

When Zhang Heng heard the sounds outside, he felt guilty inside, but his body felt very comfortable - there is nothing more refreshing than having a smooth bowel movement.

After finishing, Zhang Heng tidied up his clothes and couldn't bear to look at the gentleman. He lowered his head and was about to leave. However, he unexpectedly found that there was already a long line of people outside. Everyone had different expressions on their faces. It looked like they were pickled in their stomachs.

The beast is also about to appear.

Zhang Heng couldn't bear to look at the scholar at first, but seeing this scene, he couldn't help but take a look at it. He saw that the scholar's face was ashen, and then he yelped again from time to time, which attracted sympathetic expressions from the long queue of scholars.

Expression, but still lingering fear - Fortunately, I am not a Haozihao!

Zhang Heng sighed and turned away. Suddenly someone behind him exclaimed: "It's not good, it's not good, someone fainted, someone fainted!"

Zhang Heng looked back and saw that it was the scholar who fainted for some reason and was carried away by the guards.

"You will die before you leave the army..."

Zhang Heng shook his head and returned to his cubicle, covered himself with a thin quilt and got some sleep.

I don’t know how long it took, but someone knocked on the cubicle. Zhang Heng opened his eyes in a daze. A servant took the paper and said to him: "The paper is handed out, don't sleep, hurry up and start working."

The guard threw a dozen papers in. Zhang Heng quickly got up, wet a towel with water and wiped his face, sobering up a little, then he opened the papers and went through them one by one, and then his face became determined.

Smiling and thinking to himself: Writing questions is indeed the best way to do it!

Although these papers have changed in form, they remain the same. They are just questions that are asked over and over again. As long as you do enough questions, there will be no difficult questions!

However, Zhang Heng found it not difficult, but others may not find it difficult. Not long after the paper was handed out, a low wailing sound came from nearby. Suddenly someone cried loudly, and then the officer shouted loudly to the officer.

They were arrested and sent out. Another person cried softly, which made the neighbor next door scold him impatiently, and then the policeman scolded him again. After a while, the commotion calmed down.

Anyway, it is the appearance of all sentient beings.

When Zhang Heng started working on the questions, he turned his back on what was going on outside the window and wrote hard drafts. He had a lot of papers but also a lot of time. He was a person who worked on the questions very quickly. He wrote the drafts first and then copied them.

, this can avoid some low-level mistakes.

This was done at night. Once he couldn't see clearly, Zhang Heng put down the pen and washed the pen carefully to prevent it from hardening.

Then he sealed the inkstone to prevent the papers from being stained, and then carefully put away the papers before burning the stove.

He boiled some water, ate dry food, and was half full. Then he waved his hands and kicked his feet in the compartment to eat.

After everyone else lit their lights, Zhang Heng lay down to sleep. Not long after, his snoring started to sound.

Some students also joked that he was a pig. He slept during the day and then went to bed immediately after dinner at night. What is the difference between this and a pig?

Only late at night did they know what experience was.

At night, those who went to bed early fell asleep, but those who went to bed late found it difficult to fall asleep because there were all kinds of animals in the examination room: pigs grunting, toads croaking, and donkeys.

Ah, there is a dragon roaring, a roaring, a horse rustling...

Of course, there are also the sounds of farting, teeth grinding, occasional screams, awakenings from dreams, calls for mother in dreams, and the sounds of children crying out of grievance...

What's even more strange is that there are moans, and they are not moans of pain, but moans of pleasure...

Some student must have had an erotic dream of endless joy, right?

The students who couldn't sleep could only smile bitterly and wait for dawn with their eyes wide open. When it got dark, they finally fell asleep. But not long after they slept, they smelled the aroma of cooking food, and they almost cursed.

come out.

Zhang Heng went to bed early, woke up early, and was full of energy. After waking up, he took a sip to wet his face, and his stomach started growling, so he quickly turned on the stove to cook.

After eating and sitting for a while, Zhang Heng woke up completely. It was time for him to go out. He quickly raised his hand and asked the guards to take him to the toilet. It was still early, so there was no need to queue up.

It's a satisfying meal.

Zhang Heng is satisfied - he is happiest when he has smooth bowel movements!

Then someone outside gritted his teeth and cursed: "Who is he? He got up so early to poop! Do you still have a conscience!"

Zhang Heng was very surprised when he heard this: Wasn't he carried away? Why did he come back?

This suddenly put him in a dilemma: go out, for fear of encountering him again, or don't go out, we can't stand here without shit!

Zhang Heng had no choice but to bravely come out. The livid-faced scholar looked at Zhang Heng and said angrily: "You are the one who opened the first bubble again!"

Zhang Heng ran away quickly, because someone came behind him holding his stomach.

"yue! yue!......"

Zhang Heng sighed: "Oh, how pitiful."

These were just interludes. Zhang Heng's guilt and pity disappeared in less than a meal, because he immediately threw himself into answering the questions.

The questions in the test are not very difficult, but the important thing is that there are many questions, otherwise there will be no need for three consecutive days of testing.

Zhang Heng worked hard from morning to night before finally finishing. He had a simple snack at noon, took a nap, and then had a good meal at night before going to sleep again.

Tonight, many people have learned the lesson and gone to bed early, but there are more people who stay up all night to work.

On the third day, although Zhang Heng went to bed early, he still felt a little tired when he woke up in the morning. After all, even a person like him, who had been practicing for so long, felt tired after doing such high-intensity exercises.

Of course, the main reason is that this cubicle is not a comfortable place. After sitting here for two consecutive days, his waist has become a little unable to straighten up, but he still has to hold on and continue. The main task today is to do a good job.

Copy the questions carefully and do not be sloppy in the slightest.

In the afternoon, Zhang Heng finally finished copying, and now his hands were numb.

Zhang Heng waited for the test paper to dry completely, then rolled it up carefully, rested for a while, handed it to the guard, then packed up the things, rolled it up in a thin quilt, and leaned against the corner to soothe his old waist.

As the afternoon approached dusk, a gong sounded, and the guards' voices came one after another: "The time is approaching, all candidates are ready to hand in their papers. There is still half an hour left. If you have not answered the questions well, you must do it as soon as possible..."

Suddenly someone started wailing: "So fast? I haven't finished answering the questions yet, damn, I haven't copied them yet! Ah!!!"

Zhang Heng: "???"

The wailing sounds came and went one after another, like mourning for a heir.

Zhang Heng curled his lips: What were you doing earlier!

Zhang Heng waited for another half an hour, and there was an earth-shattering gong sound. The officers were like wolves and tigers, retracting the papers one by one. Some of them were not allowed to be retracted. The officers captured them and let them wail, just like ransacking a house.

After taking away the papers, he let go of the wailing scholar. The scholar collapsed on the ground and cried softly like a raped woman...

Zhang Heng carried the test box on his back and followed the flow of people outside. He only felt that his legs were shaking a little. His whole body was as weak as if he had masturbated for three days in a row. After leaving the gate of Gongyuan, the setting sun shone on his pale face. He was

He let out a heavy breath, as if he had come to life, and smiled. But remembering that there would be another event in the spring of the previous year, he immediately sighed again.

"Brother Saburo, Brother Saburo's, here, here!"

Zhang Heng looked up and saw that it was Zeng Youwei who was hopping and shouting hello. Next to him were Zhang Jin, Zhang Shu, Zeng Xiaochun and others who came to pick him up... They were here.

Zeng Xiaozong came over with a mournful face. Zeng Xiaokuan looked good, but was a little stooped. It seemed that he had suffered a lot of torture.

When Zhang Heng saw the two of them, he didn't ask how they did in the exam. This was probably the last thing they wanted to hear right now, and the same was true for Zhang Heng.

Zhang Shu came up to him and asked, "How did you do in the exam?"

Then he was slapped by Zhang Jun, who said: "Let's go back, let's go back and have a good rest for a few days!"

Zhang Heng nodded, turned back to Zeng Xiaozong and Zeng Xiaochun and said, "I won't go to your house for now. I'll take a rest before I go over. You guys have a word with my master and my wife."

Zeng Xiaozong nodded and said: "Okay."

Zeng Youwei was a little disappointed: "Wouldn't it be better to go to my house? It's delicious and delicious."

Zhang Heng smiled and said: "I'll go in a few days!"

Zeng Youwei could only reluctantly nodded.

The soldiers were divided into two groups, and the carriage went to Zeng Mansion. The three brothers returned to the house next to the Imperial College. As soon as they got home, Zhang Shu asked Zhang Shu to boil hot water, while he himself was busy preparing dinner.

Zhang Heng only wanted a bowl of hot noodles. After eating, he took a shower, rested for a while, and then went to bed. He didn't live until the sun hit his butt the next day.

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Zhang Jun heard the noise, came over and said with a smile: "What do you want to eat?"

Zhang Heng thought for a moment and said, "Let's have some egg-filled pancakes. I haven't eaten for a long time."

Zhang Jun couldn't help but laugh, yes, it's been a long time since they had eaten, because they hadn't left the stall for a long time. Thinking of this, he suddenly felt itchy in his heart: "Okay, I'll make you two egg-filled pancakes.

After eating, I’ll go to Daxiangguo Temple to practice stalling!”

Zhang Heng stood up and said, "I'll go too!"

Zhang Shu heard the voice and followed him. Hearing the words, he also smiled and said: "Sure, I'll go too. Do you think I'm cheap or not? I didn't like to practice stalls at first, but now that I haven't practiced stalls for a long time, my hands are itchy! Ha!

Ha ha!"

Zhang Jun gave him a look of disdain: "You are despicable no matter what you do! tui!"

Zhang Shu: "..."

Zhang Heng was rolling on the bed laughing.

At that time, I just thought it was ordinary!

Haha, an interesting chapter, I was very happy to write it, hahahaha!

(End of chapter)